| Show SHORT AND SHARP they wondered at thee thet hort bort collections in a i missouri ch church and investigated to find that one of the collectors had bome soma far hat 94 rhe the e law of grabl graul grab grub l la thorr tho primal I 1 ra al law of itiba eyt says ays a writer of eminence c e some aged Infants infanta remain true to their theirl earliest impulse A A mun illan in ohio who attempted to hang himself recently was cut down downa by his hla hia mother in law she through ii with him hirn yet set i 19 sim alm sim aim why dont you talk to your master and tell bim him to lay up treasures trea ures in heaven he aven avea ap de u use r of him laying up treasures up dar he never see nm tim atin 11 the duke of edinbur edinburgh h is called alfred Alf redos os by tilo tile gre greeks K 9 who are very fond of him when adang wishes to 1 show his aff affection ec for the duke lie he speaks of df him hihi as alf and alf madame said a certain nameless one to mrs brown brow n the other day you you yon are talking simple rub babil 11 yes sir bir 11 replied the ever lady lade 11 because I 1 wih you to comprehend me how to roast spring lamb is the heading of ari ad article in the last country gentleman so far 1 sa so good but please give us something g under the head of how lo 10 ret get let hold of some mutton I 1 toe timea are improving so rapidly thata that a subscription book pub lisher usher does not hesitate to ask a newspaper jer ier to fo give d him twenty do dollars worth of A advertising dier for a two dollar book ueral herald cl A cincinnati liquor dealer applied to aba a customer for a letter of recommendation of a certain brand of whiskey he ha had ld recently sold him film the 1 I have tried all sorts of insect poison polson and find none equaled qi your sour old cabinet whisk whiskey V J 1 11 I apologize for s saying abing aying you could not open your mouth without putting your foot in if it said the editor sternly regarding the horsed whip beld held over his head u solemnly ehni y assure you that when I 1 baid said it I 1 had no idea of the size of your foot hnot F aparto A party of boston ladies meandering about williamstown Williams town mahsa massa were over overta overtaken ken keu by a cow girls 11 said eaid miss culture embea ef i beacon street the antipathy behave we have bave for this animal makes it imperative than thai we emulate celd certain tal tai ti poi pol politicians I 1 ti cian clan so I 1 recommend that we gk get on the fence it the exploring party struck 1 cathe he store where ere priam used to trade for his flou rund beans at alycene Myc Alyce enee enEO the other day and found the trojan monarchs passbook pass book showing that hla hia account was behind by fifty nine drach drachnik nim se dr Soh liem ilem says sass tah arouses all the grocer passions of his nature it seems to make some isome aiu diu arence which town a man is mayor of down in pennsylvania the mayor of Wilkes barre read the riot bet act ct to the mob and they let a freight train go with blessings and great rejoicing the mayor of scranton read the riot act to his mob and they broke hislaw his jaw with a brick whon when t the he average waman woman is engaged in the manufacture of a woolen undershirt ander shirt for the heathen of th tha the e torrid ione sone zone she pities hia bla blind ignorance but when she finds that the cake she intended fo for tor r the charity festival is burned at the bottom she respects yea envies the hin doo who can swear by gods brooe Brook there is a hesp heap of wisdom in these few lines from zions ff derald etala erald if workingmen with it limited M cited wages Vr ages would give up the daily of tobacco which only injures them th em and of beer and whiskey which ruin them and place tho the amount thu thus saved in the say sayings ings bank ban i ids les t they would have no occasion to join oln the labor fraternities or engage in strikes minds the most congenial and seemingly formed to coalesce in the sweetest union may sometimes by missing the precise moment of explanation after a blight slight misunderstanding ader separate for ever let net us learn leam a lesson from a fact vich may ba useful to the proudest heart and the most delicate sensibility there is no price so high nor delicacy so refined as to be above the ald aid ol 01 mutual concession j j A newark belle who told her dearest friend that sho bho was waa going to fly like a bird to the white mountains took seventeen seven leen trunks with her when she went did you dousay yo say bay that I 1 was thebie 7 gest geat liar you ever knew khew fiercely asked a luellan lun lUf lian llan ruf bra ora a counsel who had been skinning him in his address to the jury i idyes yes I 1 dij did I 1 11 re res pill piled plied ed the tho counsel and di id the cro crowd eagerly watched 1 for or the expected fight well then said baid tha the ruffian all ive got to say i Is that you couldry keever knowel my brother jim the bev rev ar howard chaplain in 1 lo 10 the mother Or George ill III rector of st ge george ar 9 southward South wark was always in fil arrears with his tradesmen aud and rand was wag often perplexed to to keep en them in good temper he orce took for his text have patience tie tle nce nee and anvill 1 wiil will pay you all 11 after dilating at some sonie length on the virtue of patience he said and caw J am come to the second part pak of my discourse which is and I 1 will pay you all ail allbut but that tha t 1 I 1 shall shail defer to a future opportunity 11 |
