Show S b R f aab AJ D SHAW P A 1 L or k lady jady of tapp the present mala style that there is tooma ba nugh cb collar quil too gen ieman leman s i said sald ir Itu alist it wb stop giving each othe we shall find ie very iery ry little hell belt ar anywhere else tl wi irhe iThe young texan doe tell teli you his bis sweetheart is as sweet as sugar but says oh shell sheli do to coffee waists are growing less aliw saysa baysa fashion item that ia hs what husbands hope anel and there will be oil city call the uthe first step toward wealth used tobe considered the cholee choice of a good wife but nowadays now a days wealth is the first step toward the choice of eab fablio FAb ili lif C p parties arties artles are all the rage now iff ten or fifteen een go out in a boat bos tand t 14 and stay all ail allday day and catch everything imaginable except fish E a to 4 f y a U wl what did you get asked a wige wife of her husband on his return froma huntin hunting excursion of several days duration 1 I got back he sententiously replied albany argus aw whatever banever isi ia Is rl right pope remarked but the arrives at it the depot ius jus just at a as the train is out at the other end ia is generally lert left nail Phil philadelphia adelAia bulletin 1 syracuse has a cartman carrman by the he name of faith falth lets see bee faith faith falth seems as though that name was familiar oh ob yes hes the one that moves the mountains fur ful iddis it is I 1 a rematha remarkable ble blo fact that the iaan laan 1 who always insists that the dice duee deceased A sed seu is better coffas he is is the birst first to send for the doctor and howl and stuff medicine if it he be has the tha h smallest calif in his stomach ex governor letcher Le teher teber of vir lidia ginia returning from a church fair was asked by a mend friend what he had been doing cri 1 I have been eating oysters for the lord at a dollar a I 1 dozen 3 1 I 1 he replied n fa lias ilas estimated that american tourists in europe spend summer season of four months and yet these tourists are the very ones to come back home and growl about hard times and oppressive taxation they they were courting clandestinely over tha the fence and s she he had bad just i rma remarked aked wes tes love the eyes are the wa windows of the soul sou when end deilly the old man closed in on him with a club and his sou son soul soui I 1 been able abie a bie to see out of doors 81 since ace nem N new york commercial there are fingernail finger nail doctor in Par yet all their combined kill cannot trim a nail so as is to reach the place between the blades that sin laden men have elen eleu trying to td scratch ever since adam went out of eden on a writ of nt burlington esaw ye somebody says always face the person yon you are talking to it is evident that this writer never stood in front lof of the man who comes into the office aa as soon as he gets sober to have his bis name kept out of the polica police report only a man with a nose on the back of his head could do doft doit it cis suppose u phoso we pass a law said a severe father to his daughters that no giri girl eighteen years old who cant cant cook a good meal shall get married until she learns how to doit why why then wed all get married at seventeen responded the girls iii io sweet ch elmiza elmira Adver advertiser tiGer UJ sarah yates of abington has always been a minded girl and ind opposed to matrimony ee re bently however she received a on n excellent offer ef of marriage I 1 and compromised with her principles in this style mr bates I 1 have reflected on your proposition and have concluded to submit submit to the humiliating sa crince you demand according to the roman koman correspondent of the independence bel belse beige Antonell Pd libertin libertinism iam tam was very notorious and anil there theta was wag no doubt whatever of his intimacy with ilme marconi mother of the countess lambertini who claims to bo be his daughter the pope did alche could to induce her ta to waive I 1 her claims strike al ar ne defoe 7 e perspire az av dey det hebald Y Hey ald Meli mell enri man aan li uchee ho buchee str ikee ilee me juanb san francisco ll 11 U tj the millennium nil nit need not bo be looked cwg flies L I 1 to keep out loathe eream cream rome sentinel si thel st louis louia strikers bore hole a transparency avith the words we dont want bread wo want cake and andria pig or blood about mout this nig q fear sear year th e man who bap ha spent erita a hundred huldred dollars dolla rs on hi his hig i g garden aen den b begins e to estimate his oni onions og at t 52 each aeb in or order lei lef to make his hia books balance detroit ia free fiess when circus bills are posted they are examined sharply by church members to see seo if there is a amen men connected with it that will wiil permit their attending forthe for the benefit of the children A troy policeman swore as fol lews lewa against a prisoner the prisoner set on me calling me mean am ass assa a precious prec ions ious dolt a scarecrow a ragamuffin and ant aft art arx idiot all of which I 1 certify to bo be true i there was afat a rat fat meta dance in boston the other evening ote feature of alae alie th affair wa was that none but t gentlemen of j jig lg antie proportions were allow to participate X ZV Y advertiser allo w inato to be your beau 11 said a gentleman placing his umbrella over a lady in a shower thank you uve plenty of fair weather beaux so I 1 suppose I 1 must call you my rain beau aho ahe aho sho replied archly adieu toi tol little esther jane no to more well see ller iler lier her rolli rollick ct she ate an apple yester morn and arld plied aled last night of colic 11 gond gorie to meet little fittie thomas who ate a peach |