| Show the chicago timea timen says anna dickin sous eoas failure r t hourd admonish debutantes that it wili will not do to rely entirely on youth ani ant beauty to carry them through A oh bohld id can pick up a good deal of information it it will keep its ears open while its mother Is conversing conver slnar through a knothole knot hole in the fence with the woman next door the girls wear only one half halt of their dres dref dresses asesmow now BOW they carry the other othor in ta their ir if their bhones are good and their stockings st clean if the philadelphia hackmon hai had had bad the charging barging at Bala Balak balaklava klava hlava there would have hare leen been yoen loon a mighty different result says the danbury keus A chicago wife asked for a divorce because her husband was habitually drunk he admitted being habitually drunk a and I 1 id pleaded that as an excuse a for not brengi bringing ng the suit himself the black blackballing bailing of bulatow by the union onion league clab la Is an advertis ment that there are members ot of that club who would like to steal something cincinnati commercial jhoil charlotte cushman played mrs haller halier in a southern city many years ago she was horror struck la in the last act at beholding two veritable attle darkies lea lel on the stage as her children aid claid ald a brooklyn wife to her husband the other day it you tall to produce me the money lor a nw new r spring pring hat in tb three ree days louwill you will be the most astonished man that ever lived in this world As the morning train reached jersey flats a very pert oung young man leaned forward and addressed a tay lay whom he be had never before foreseen sven seen these are the celebrated jersey r ey flats madam then there aro arc two of you ehy ehl eh she promptly repaid iare tare freyou Ar eyou you sure that they ther love each other mary oh marm answered the irish angel proud ot of an opportunity to open her reservoir Its Awater than honey they are to wan another they do be ti lulng ing the same toothbrush looth tooth bruh brush brub herel I 1 here I 1 the matter with yer yelled the conductor what are 3 you rou ring ringing tair the bell at both ends for because replied the passenger with great contempt 1 because hie I 1 want both ends of the tho hie car to stop A iel jel citizen of afa AIa conGa ga who calls on his friends after dark says sass that a dog on the f front stoop la Is a vert very poor substitute for a doormat doorman door mat he remember whether be he sat down on the substitute or not but his hla panta pauta pantaloons loons seem beem to be somewhat worn behind kilpatrick was once making a speech he said baid lve ive got a bullet in my leg leg I 1 know the south southerners eners ive licked for four years 3 ea rs and I 1 can lic lie licit ir em agat again n jt if theres one here let iet him say bay so abigael A big fellow immediately stepped uvon uron the ta tage dont interrupt t is said kl ell so great is 13 the superstition supers titon pt the couf sou BOU h ern era negro and so bia hla saith faith caithin rai fai thiu thIn inthe juthe the bhe po power wor ot of witchcraft that a georgia colored an inn b believes elleves that an atlanta woman charmed and tricked him and that he now has forty nine live lu in his leg iv T r he derald herald ra A horse balked on market street last C evening and resisted all efforts sto to move him hi until a life insurance agent came alo aio along am 9 and began to talk to him when he be started and went off wil wit wilh h the enthusiasm of a man on hia hla way to the funeral of a rich aunt buctin A witness was under examination in a toronto court in the case of an unpaid account when the judge put the question to him what is 13 your occupation the witness did not beem seem to understand the meaning of the worl occa pation and answered with kh ba the judee judge e i what do you do lor a living witness aih my wita wife is a dressmaker A judge in monr Mont county N J once cautioned an old negro who had been acquitted not to be found in bad company again much bilge to you marsa marea he replied ill gir 1 I alius ailua your but da do fact am marsa marea dat dal good company and baa bad company lock so much alike dat dis dla cant tell the daft resco renco until he git right in em in the fam tam f am d blue grass region of ken tucky min seem to think thai the only way to accompli accomplish b mat mal matrimony is by making mating inga running match mutch of it and acting upon MR thia theory a 8 ven veo couples from t hat that region m dr matches one dat day last onta month and had the nuptial buoi knot tied in cincinnati oin cin uati nati I 1 started from the me mem m rial art an gallery but on the way I 1 ca ne e across the Ja Japan japanese pancie ese eee bazar ana there was a plasterer plaste at work en on a scaffold and a japanese laborer with a great mound round white inscription on n his blue back baek banding handloff up plater planter ina lna in a wooden spoon a which seemed to me so funny that I 1 could not tear twe ta myself if away from it ra dwa lint flat y r rree vree J |
