Show Page 5 Student Life Monday May 17 1976 $& Cache Valley I predict that the people of Utah from the other side of the political spectrum (left) will be able to say “No” to dfctftrs Hurrah Nolan Editor: seniors of the College of Busness are rather disappointed with the selection of speakers for and Commencement After listening to academicians for the past four years it would seem reasonable to expect a little relief and a chance to hear someone from the big bad woJd outside academia While we cannot pass judgement on the quality of the speeches at this early date it would in our opinion be more desirable to hear from someone as famous as past speakers have been ie Gearld Ford and Bob Hope since it would make us feel that the class of ’76 is as appreciated as the class of ’75 or ’74 In this regard our feelings have been hurt and as potential donors to this University in the future our hurt feelings could result in a reluctance to bestow any significant amounts of largesse on this institution We can only hope that the administrators of the university will try to find more notable people to speak in the future Brent Stewart Bac-calStirea- Looking in retrospect at the Robins Awards I would like to say that I think the judges did Nolan Johnson a great disservice by limiting the number of awards he received to one — Man of the Year Johnson should also have been named Athlete of the Year for his quickness and agility in dodging questions and avoiding stands on issues important to students How about Achievement of the Year? Who else could have lied and changed sides of an issue as easily naturally or often His work both for and against the tution increase should have guaranteed him this award In the Talent of the Year competition Johnson really had no competition Who could match his imitation of Nixon style toward vindictive power-politic- s the YSA Student Life or anyone else who dared to get in his way Johnson should have been a sure bet for Scholar of the Year So what if he received nothing but incompletes fall quarter If he could have ever found time to go to classes like the rest of us peasant schmucks I am sure he would have done well Johnson should have had Organization of the Year in the bag too because of the fine barrage of viewpoints and letters he forced down our throats while working as the Foundation for Relief and PR for Lame Duck Student Body Presidents Who Blew it While in Office te 528-84-46- 59 Scott C Ulbrich 342-50-11- 79 Neal McQquarrie 528-82-49- 32 Ryan Duckworth 524-82-49- 32 Bob Bailey 528-76-80- 28 Dirk Eastmond 528-84-38- Kent Loveless 528-80-96- 13 Sue Richman 529-84-72- 55 Barbara McMurdle Lee McNiece 528-90-75- 16 552-74-62- 90 several town council meetings and I can say one positive thing metric-syste- m about Mayor Anderson — he really knows how to smile in front of people while he is screwing the Although Ross Allen is a prohell out of them politically fessor at USU lately he’s been Here in Happy Valley where Robert Welch and Judge Taylor referring to himself as a saleshave everybody under control man Perhpas it’s because he’s Mayor Anderson has enjoyed been involved in selling the idea political success In other areas of metrics “And by the way did you know such as Ogden Provo and Salt was National Metrics Week this Lake there are many nonhe quickly inserts conservative voters These Allen who is with the Secondvoters outnumber the Education Department at the ultraright wingers of Cache ary is currently teaching Anderson’s university and Mayor Valley relatives “from all over the state a metrics class for public school who keep calling and saying they teachers The class is conducting a mearen’t satisfied with the other trics poster contest — judged candidates running” President Ford can trip all over Thursday Junior high students the country campaigning and from Logan Preston Box Elder nobody cares because things in Bear River North and South Washington go so slow with all Cache and North Ogden were the committees and studies that invited to participate There will be a $5 prize for the Betty can run things with her best poster from each school and CB as “First Mama” besides a $10 grand prize Henry Kissinger is always our timing wasn’t do he can and around “Perhaps shuttling on too the contest” noted good anything Mayor Anderson will Allen “The poster contest on be going “all over the state” to campaign and probably visit his shoplifting recently ended and relatives “who have been they offered a color television as calling” What will happen to a prize” Allen is primarily concerned Logan? What will council one aspect of the “switch to with meetings be like without that metrics” the emphasis on con“grin?” Can Claude Burtenshaw version or comparisons of the two take Mayor Amderson’s place as left-of-cent- er “grinner?” Mayor Anderson it is going to cost a lot of money to find out you’re not well received in other more populated areas of the state Why not raise the mill levy at home and buy some Cuervo Gold for everybody in town on July 4th and September 15th Maxwell Estudlantes 528-90-98- The following letter has been sent to President Glen L Taggart Assistant to the President Gerald R Sherratt and to Student Life May 10 1976 Gentlemen: We the undersigned graduating Mortician-typ- e 529-78-65- 59 grin PS Hey Dayne maybe you could run for governor as a write-i- n candidate Dear Editor: hope Desmond Anderson reads this letter Being a Morwhite anglo-saxo- n mon from Utah but not from $1 I 0000 from Student Life left-of-cent- er Dear Scott Harter: Please don’t confuse Ed’s Animal control officer clarifies leash law Control Officer Ian Chase-Dun- n said Friday the city leash law's also apply to dog owners on campus Chase-Dun- n said that although he was not misquoted in a May 10 Student Life story there had Animal been a misunderstanding on enforcement of the law He said he had only one day to train for the job and did not fully understand whether the leash laws "cipplied on campus The ordinance states: “It shall be unlawful for any owner possessor or person who keeps any dog to permit the same to run at large upon the premises of others or upon the streets alleys sidewalks vacant lots school yards or other unenclosed places in the city “A dog shall be deemed to be running at large when off or away from the premises of the owner or keeper unless such dog is under the physical control of the owner or his agent servant or a member of his family by means a leash cord or chain not in excess of ten feet in length Procuring a permit and tag shall not authorize the running at large of said dog” Chase-Dunsaid he is trying to of n create a policy of rapport with the students at USU and if students have any animal control problems they can call him anytime P©BUMS BOAE1B ©peinss private Professor pushes Mayor Anderson’s mortician-typ- e grin I’ve sat through Randy Simpson We want Bob Hope He sells metrics measurement systems “We need to learn to think in metrics For us older citizens it’s like learning a foreign language But if we start children out from the beginning they’ll have no problems he explained According to Allen the discussion on metrics has been a topic of government concern ever since George Washington first brought it before congress in 1790 n bill was the government finally passed by just this past December In essence it says the US is committed to changing to the metric system voluntarily oer the next 10 years “That puts the repsonsibility on school teachers There will be no government agencies to enforce the recommendation” Allen stated He said the primary reason for metrics is the changing to international market “Except for a very few countries the world is committed to the metric system “But the system is really more logical than our current system With the metrics system everything can be broken into units of tens — easier than 12 inches to viewpoint over the the foot or 16 ounces to the station There are words written pound” Allen pointed out like “Let’s put our priorities Commenting on some of the right” “Let’s trim our budget” illogical aspects of our system he ll “Let’s have less explained the inch was once and more Student Life” or “If measured three barley by the hat fits Aggies let’s wear it” corns from thetaking middle of the ear We all know the mass media them end to end and includes both newspapers and “Andplacing we still measure horses by radio and we should not sacrifice hands” he added one for the other But if we are Alien would like to see the going to take out $10000 in order theme “think metric” become to get rid of rne that is widespread He feels it’s slowly ridiculous in school areas and will do Dear Harter if the priority of a going better as textbook publishers get university like Utah State is on the ball music and four tennis courts I “There’s just not too much am afraid you will be doing a enthusiasm now for the disservice to this community and he admitted “That justsystem” makes your posterity the jobs of teachers more imPlease do justice to yourself he concluded and you will find that we can portant” “A very watered-dow- rock-and-ro- ll rock-and-ro- invite decent rock-and-ro- ll players to the campus without taking $10000 from a budget I don’t think music and four tennis courts are the present priorities of this university Let’s face facts and stop making unprincipled recycle this attacks Freebody 888-10-01- paper When the talk gets around to Diamonds the next words should be Thomas Jewelers! 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