Show ii Page 8 Speakeasy By Lea Cottam Features Editor Welcome back to the ol’ AC folks Let me introduce all you new students to the local those of you who personalities and procedures For to have been here before brush off the dust and try return to consciousness No one could ask you for any m°Trst offTour duly elected president of the infamous Executive Council is Hizmajesty Nolan Johnson Last spring Hizmajesty all competition to claim the title for “having the out-distanc- ed most bull ” A full meal available at I 4 the (That should make for long Executive Council meetings this year) However those meetings are not always dull Drop in on one sometime just to find out what student government is all about Entertainment has never been punnier Ask Buzz Thurber about the tennis courts Meanwhile onthequad watch out for Frisbees skateboards Lacross games and lost professors we Speaking of such where were you when needed you Dr Furlong? If you were really hassled with registration credit it to Standard Procedure And don’t expect it to get any better It’s harder to get out of this institution than it is to get in (But then again that’s true of any HUB! lb Hamburger Crisp Salad French Fries institution) By the way what ever happened to the plan to widen the door ways on the third floor of the UC and to pad the walls of the Senate Chambers? While you're at it how about installing bars on the windows in the Student Life office? “Don’t Feed The Animals” signs may also be in order Apathy often runs rampant on this campus but we do have one person who is committed to a cause Dayne Goodwin of the Young Socialist Alliance is so involved in his organization he even has red hair And the Bookstore is a real experience After fighting your way down the aisle to the place you found the expensive little sweethearts last year you’ll find they’ve moved everything Then after finding the right stack look down for the book you have to have because there’s an assignment due tomorrow Need an extra class and a break from studies? Meets 12:30 pm in FAC Concert Hall Earn one unit credit each quarter Guaranteed “A” if your attendence is good Many instruments available for free use while a member of the band MWF The music you will play is light popular fun patriotic For further information call 752-4i0- 0 ext 7793 QiSlSIlOj Sign up §©r Snclon Ho 2394 illosis 328 Sscfion 1 fliJIF 12:30 ono oait credit |