Show Page 9 IITTIIS Beauty returns Editor Student Life: February 26 beauty and fragrance only and the flowers and ribbons were removed at his will And instead of a sister to a brother you were the mother of a spoiled child Now woman you are creating a culture The crown is rising from your head You are opening the castle doors and partaking in the hunt You are washing off the fragrances and removing his flowers and ribbons Motherhood and sisterhood is You are climbing returning down from your pedestal and m your survey or what? How are you able to determine that no one is 100 per cent straight? I seriously doubt that It is my opinion that your statements are entirely BS (This abbreviation doesn’t stand for Bachelor of Science I want you to know that I am not “publicly condeming what I privately practice” Greg Lee leaving rising to the earth And when you walk upon the earth hunt and choose your own flowers and ribbons you will truly be beautiful Alvin Reiner (Outdoor Rec & 528-74-73- PS When Jesus was here he spoke for himself not once saying “Be Thou Queer!” Admitted He loves you but not your beliefs Do He and I both a favor speak for yourself but leave Him out of it Staff Tourism) Honesty's alive! Open mind dim view Dear Queers You ask that in the future that “people will be more open and honest to themselves and others about their sexuality” However why don’t you practice what you preach? Why do you hide behind of the “Name identity Withheld?” Where do you get your statistics? How are you able to of all determine that homosexuals? Have are males in the act them you caught during two-thir- by Harold Standfield - Woman you hunted as a sister I don’t know maybe I was man and endured hardship and even death with him brought up funny but when I was Then man created culture and young among the many things in his culture royalty He that my father told me was that it gave was a crown and you would no my obligation as a young you man to longer suffer for you were his always respect womanhood It was always When man went out on the queen hunt you took care of his castle ingrained in my mind that a little until he returned girl was a blessing from heaven Man called you beautiful and and that if you didn’t treat them saw to it that your beauty would with your best manners always not be blemished by toil You you weren’t much of a man Now were put on a pedestal and given it’s every little boy’s dream to the fragrances of the flowers and eventually become a man isn’t it? flowers and ribbons for your hair Now like I say I may have been And man called you Mother But your reign was a time of brought up wierd It soon became sorrow for your castle was empty and wihtout toil there was nothing The pedestal’s height made you dizzy and you lost contact with the earth Your is 975 Thoughts on equality and the ERA of glorified man’s senses 1 Editor Student Life: second nature to perform in a special way for young ladies My knees devetped a reflex that flung out automatically when a member of the feminine gender entered the room There was always a chair to be contended with when she chose to sit down And how many "times have I delayed my entrance into a building in weather rivaling the arctic to let a young lady pass through the door before me But all in all the thing that sticks most in my mind is the words of instruction my father left with me the day I bounced off to school for the first day He said that no matter what any girl did I was not to react and I should never ever strike a girl Perhaps now people can understand the mixed emotions that welled up inside me during the recent fury accompanying the proposed Equal Rights Amendment Off hand I responded kind of neutrally toward it all but then I got thinking maybe it might not be such a bad deal after all Anyone that has suffered by this ethical standard can appreciate what I’m talking about As I was saying I go off to first grade and I treat the little girls in my most civil disposition Unfortunately they were not to be so enshrined but rather pursued a most natural social order that can be called for lack of a better title the law of the jungle In my entire grade school career I can remember at least fifteen times that I was involved in a flinging of fists I fought back only once The other fourteen times it was a girl that was hitting me Not so much did I mind the fact that I was not to lay a hand on the brats but the steak that we used to cover my black Good news!! I just want eyes ran into money Just once how would it be for a everyone to know that there are girl to give you a little too much honest people living here at USU and then whacko! right in the Thursday I lost a $20 bill on lip It’s all right to hit a guy kisser campus which I cannot afford to when he provokes you why not a do I had given up thinking Like Lsay the ERA may not “Why should anyone turn in a girl? bad be all that twenty if they found it?” And there’s the matter of then But an honest girl named Judy door opening I chanced to get found it and turned it in She —behind ' would accept no reward for her coming out oi the 6nsiness action Isn’t that great? last Tuesday She building My faith in humanity is the doors with a walked through renewed flourish that would have done her Dave Taylor mother proud I was doing my best to manage my briefcase in one hand and a stack of books in the other If she had just waited to let go of the door even two seconds I think I could have made it but such was not the case as I just barely put my foot threshold of the door when it came swinging with enough force to knock the stack of books out of my hands and bend my wire frame glasses out of shape when it hit my face Just remember the next time enter a row of seats from an aisle that if the guy lets the girl go you first even though he may be closer that its a violation of the women’s equal rights to let her go ahead To say nothing of the accepted girl’s prerogative to attend the ‘powder room’ at public places Next time a young lady does it and can’t find me when she gets back she can start looking in the little boy’s room Financies will have to be Dutch all the way After all now that she’s allowed to work wherever she pleases she’ll surely have the bread to pay her own way The Equal Rights Amendment would have it no other way to me So being the ingenious little devil that I am I plotted for a chance to be on the other end of this exchange It came Thursday in the HPER building where a young lady followed me though the front door I turned and graciously asked her “Do you support the equal rights amendment?” She responded “Why yes I do” I then let go of the door and she soon found out what equal rights meant She came out of the building sputtering and spewed out a vocabulary that would have turned the heads of the most callous of expletive deleters This is another benefit of the ERA men won’t have to watch their language around women any more Equal Rights encompasses the sounds of the locker room doesn’t it? Of course the entire dating scheme will have to be reworked Things like the guy walking on the outside when going down the sidewalk together will have to go Maybe it can be decided by each date by a flip of the coin whether the guy or the gal gets stuck with the mud puddle splashes And opening car doors will be strictly taboo no matter how many runs she may get in her pantyhose jglfr D’s & ple want any of the who don’t care to young ladies assert their rights to feel that this in any way threatens them All they have to do is act as a lady in the traditional sense and I shall be more than pleased to afford to them every consideration that the traditional ethic mandates If however they want to be treated equally as one of the guys I guess I can play that side of the fence as well Perhaps I’m somewhat of a now what’s that term male chauvinist but I kind of liked it the old way Now I wouldn’t I really didn’t mind showing the consideration that I have felt women deserved just for being women because I’ve always felt I’ve received consideration in return but then if you REALLY want to be equal at least have a forgiving heart for men who like myself are going to treat you as total equals Bridgerland Apartments S Now accepting Spring & Quarter and Summer Quarter Applications Call -- 752-847- 4 (or appointment or see housd mgr in apt No 26 950 N 6th Logan Ut E 4 528-58-43- puc Associated Women Students of USU presents WomenVWeefc mm:i 11mm February 24-2- 8 Friday Wednesday Women's Center Open House Speaker: Mrs Maria Ellsworth on local history HEAR THE UNIVERSITY'S NEW HARPSICHORD Film: "Lady Beware" (R PREFERENCE 1 1 BALL :30 in 335) UC (12 30) Thursday Panel :30 (Sunburst Lounge) Darla Dee Phyllis Snow Judy Gappa Marilynne Glatfel ter Mary Hyatt CONCERT THIS THURSDAY 8:00pm Chase Fine Arts Center FREE FOR STUDENTS (Get your tickets at the UC Ticket Office) James Weaver brilliant Harpsichord Player is flying-froWashington DC for this special occasion m x Film "51 tzr " also: wallet size 2 3’2x5 for $250 tickets in advance at ticket office 3 30 (UC AUD) DOC DOC PICTURES 2 AWS Elections til Friday HK Ballroom Tickets s3 at UC Ticket Office 1 INAUGURAL the DOC DOC DOC: j rrxxziczzpodc |