Show the fast young man BY MRS XE A there has been so much said about the fast young lady that it is time tb the e f ast fast young man took his share of the blessings go where you will you will see a specimen e 1 men of fast young america W bide ride 1 d e in the car or stage and at the most fashionable street corner our fast y oung young man will get inand finding the most comfortable se atwill seat wili will ensconce himself therein and then look around to see if his appearance has produced the aw awe e he expected if a fashionably dressed young lady enters ent ershow ilow liow quickly he spring springs apat the risk of ripping his trous arous 01 I 1 meant to say pantaloons to offer her hera a seat but let a poorly dressed woman get in and he is very intent on watching something out of the window and of course does not see her while if he would always be polite to rich and poor old an and wals wais young he might sometime have a fortune left him by a poor ly dressed man mark or woman as that seems beems to be the way most fortunes are left nowadays now a days in the newspapers walk in the streets and on every corner holding up the buildings and lamp posts you will see quite a num number berof of the genus fast young men some s making remarks about every lad iad lady y that passes by and on a good man many that do not bassby pass by what a beauty that a bully girl gri cli 1 I think ashes some these and similar expressions may be heard at almost any time and uttered by respectable young men they call themselves go to the theatre and in the gallory gallery and even in the opera box you you will find him he ia here there nud and and aud everywhere now daintily holding aisy opera glass he looks around the house and if he sees any modest shy looking giri girl girl stares her out of countenance he e is on familiar terms with the actresses and ballet girls and even boasts of his intimacy with them after the play is over he lounges loung es around town stopping here and there and finally brings up at home about five in the tho morning sometimes too gloriously drunk to find his own room and at others only drunk enough to make me oily jilly upon honor he sleeps next morning until nearly noon and then after freshly perfuming his hair brus hrus brushing hing his somewhat seedy hat and giving a peculiar twist to his new now necktie neck tie 31 sallies out to repeat the performance of the day before only varied by attending a race or church now and then after awhile when his landlady j becomes impatient for her rent due six months montha or so I 1 and when creditors come thick and arid fast fist upon him he looks around in search of a wife be she young of or old homely or handsome it makes no difference gerim to him if she bhe has abundance of th the D needful cash it is not for love he wants wanta her but to pay his wine carriage and other bills he proposes in the latest style papa consents A rich trousseau is or ordered dered from paris ranis and they are married in style ina lna in a fashionable church without aitho ut any b love iove e making on his part and on her side she does not nou nol care for any after marriage be goes his way wicy she pho goes herb here and no questions are asked on either cither side ho has some oneta pay T alis this 1 bi bills is and sh she e has a husbands husban dF dato FT io redeem her ei froni from the odium of being called an old maid after a year or timoth two they ey dlag disagree ariee find out their incompatibility of temper and in nine nino cases out dut of ten they get got a divorce she goes back to papa and hogood he in search of new fields to conquer or perhaps to breaw break some poor eirls he heart artand and then say poor thing I 1 really help it how c can ean tn a fellow help heip being good looking no wonder that divorces are arello so frequent with such ill lil assorted ma marriages r i such is a fashionable marri marriage agey aget they are well mated in n life ashes got a fool for a husband 1 hes got a fool tor lor a wife san said jose feb ad d isia 1823 1873 gaden golden era |