Show November 12 1969 John Weaver Uw is-to- § Qsmmitmit seorff miedf Tfe Great War against the en top-secr- WAR CORRESPONDENT: Gen- eral Engineers how would you evaluate the progress of the war effort so far? GENERAL K ENGINEERS: There’s a place in northern Utah that Is perfect for an ambush We’re going to build a huge dam on the Logan River and use the water to irrigate southern Idaho’s spud fields It will go by the code name of: “Happy Valiev” Applications set Applications for membership on the Publication’s Council WAR CORRESPONDENT: Sir what kind of fighting man is the enemy? available announced are ASUSU President Nell Gruwell Five vacancies for students are up Those interested in apply ing for the position should fill out a standard application form in the Activity Center GENERAL ENGINEERS: Well he’s damn good even though the fella is small and doesn’t have many sophisticated weapons Sometimes it’s hard to recog nize him too because he looks just like you and me He Infil trates little communities and scares the hell out of chieftains with phrases like “pollution” vironmental destruction” This independ- streets” em-phasiz- ' Committee is David Dellinger - riot-durin- ic Convention in Chicago' and who declared in a speech in May of 1963 “I am Commun-1s- t but I am not AMs SbvTebtype Communist” Is he then a Red ‘ - g mination”) (3) Agree to free elections in South Vietnam under international supervision (4) that they will abide by the political decision that results from free elections and as we have all military bases in the South (5) Support the right of South Vietnamese to determine their own future with-ou- t' outside interference Our with and government agree sup ports these points As Curtis Starr editor of STUDENT LIFE said in the November 7th issue it is about time that -- the ‘silent majority if indeed they are the majority stood up for what they profess to believe” How will you express'yourself on November 13 th and 14th?f c CORRESPONDENT: Yet he did win the battle of Rampart Dam In central Alaska didn’t he? AUTOS GENERAL ENGINEERS: Yes but that was an unusual squir- mish Our strategy was to build a dam on the upper reaches of the Yukon River which would then create a lake bigger than Lake Erie Now this would have gen- For Sale ’64 MISC GTO $925 also ’59 Ford $125 Phone 2 9 or 752-420- WARN overdrive exc erated 342 billion kilowatt hours per year within thirty years at a construction cost of only $2-billion Here’s the beautiful part dition 752-180- con fits most jeeps Call 6 3 For Sale Magnavox TV 35 21” Upholstered chairs — $20 Phone 752- - - though THIS WAS ONLY A Do you see it? We- - had DE-CO- " Y the trap laid to massacre mil lions of ducks and salmon plus countless caribou moose sheep and lazy Indians 0899- - For Sale: skates 752-820- Good used ice what do you need? 9 I WAR CORRESPONDENT: Gen-erit sure sounds like you had al the victory within your grasp What happened? GENERAL ENGINEERS: Well' some of those effete nature-lov- ers took a little closer look than what I anticipated and that did us in They found out that the total energy load for Alska in 1960 was 650 million kilowatt hours per year so the natives did not need the electricity Though the rest of the country could use the power we forgot that it would cost over a $billion to run two transmission lines from the southern point of the system to the State of Washington Those conservationists dug up the little fact that the longest line in the world today is 385 miles longand made us appear to be stupid extra-hlgh-voltag- e WAR COCRESPONDENT: Sir what about your plans for the future? I realize that these are secret but could you divulge some of your tactics to the people back home? -- IIre Friend! Take a Hand full! 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Put the pressure where it belongs upon the leaders in Hanoi to negotiate rather than upon the President to withdraw immediately Call upon the government of North Vietnam to: (1) Renounce military victory in the South (it appears our government has done so) (2) Agree to negotiate cease fire under international super vision (it seems the Communists al pre-sidenti- Are all of the politicans and student leaders participating in the Moratorium Communists? I What is true not Obviously all are however is that they Re-publ- ed Sid-ne- 96989000 Communist? Chinese-typ- e ent action in the (The Militant July 4 1969 issue) In the People’s World of Aug Should we the students have ust 9 1969 in an interview by to pay for activities that we are Ronald Ridenour we are offered unable to attend because of a an explanation of what is happenlimited seating capacity? Should ing by Irving Sarnoff He we have to pay for yearbooks that all the peace demwhich many are unable to reonstrations set for this fall in ceive because of an inadequate the United States are designed to coincide with international supply? No! I! I think the University over“demonstrations against the war stepped their bounds when they at every possible U S embassy added a $250 late fine for a and consulate” student Activity Card that had alThe steering committee of The Mobilization Committee to New been ready paid for from student tuition Since the University feels End the War in Vietnam includes that it has the right to fine the Arnold Johnson public relations director and legislative student on this asinine charge of the Communist I feel the student has the right to get a refund if he chooses not party U S A (CPUSA) Irving who has to get the activity card This Sarnoff served as would save the student at least a member of the District Council y Southern California CPUSA $850 per quarter comM Peck aformer state The Buzzer organization should be required to provide mitteeman Wisconsin CPUSA a Buzzer for each student that Dorothy Hayes of the Chicago has paid for one The Buzzer Branch Women’s International staff is not only short on books League for Peace and Freedom but they charge an additional who has been identified in sworn $2 to guarantee a student abook testimony in 1965 as a Communist Here again I feel that the stuparty member Sidney Lens (Sid-ne-y dent is mature enough to decide Okun) leader of the now defunct whether he wants a book or not Revolutionary Workers Fred Halstead 1968 If he chooses not to receive one League of the Socialcandidate the fee should be reduced at the and Gus Haro-wit- z ist Workers Party time theregisterationfeeispaid member of the Socialist The school is getting so car-Workers adried away with fines and Party Also included are Carol ditional fees that they will prob-ablLipman and Larry of the Young members install pay toilqts next year! Siegle and the Alliance Socialist WAYNE R WILLIAMSON “en- - 'type of propaganda is his main weapon so there is no' way he can beat us and our powerful howitzers' VWAR 0-- General What is it? Our 'search and destroy” mis- sions have proven successful time and time again We have se cured the prized Snake River in Idaho and converted it into a series of marvelous lakes that are unlimited in recreational possibilities Our ally the US Forest Service has provided ample support for this mission which goes by the code name: “Multiple Use” and et WAR CORRESPONDENT sands of Americans in Fee’s unfair I’ll whisper our big project GENERAL ENGINEERS: We think we are winning the war “pesticide suidice” forum GENERAL ENGINEERS: Yes these are But I can say with some authority that we are in the process of bulldingour forces up to such strength that no enemy group could fight us We shall continue to utter non stop pieties about the need of “reclaiming America’s beauty from sea to shining sea” Mean-whil- e we will have flooded new areas about the size ofMaryland by 1980 But come close and vironment continues along its technological pathTo find out how things are really going I decided to talk to one of the Generals at the front lines My interview with General Corps of Engineers of the United States Army went something like this (Cont from page 4) |