Show STUDENT UFE Milking Or Surfing Cow In Contest Days Ifs All Days is for April Ctin a variety of games ac-tContest 25-2- 7 rstudents events fo o Howell Joyce The “Days” will Jdrnfan things as kite cookie flying finger painting cow' decorating and possibly Ldude such fields of endeavor group singing story J? be extemporaneous — — Contest Mode mi — speaking and house designing For those otherwise in- faculty member YiHnam rommontary featuring 'eriits from Bernard Fall and Sgt Donald Duncan will be sold today rum 3 In the UB Dr Fliillip Sjioerry will spook on ‘Red Chino in Todiy'a World " room 308 of the LB tomorrow at 12:30 pm He Is sponsoicd by iho Relations Club Bring our tray Miss Howell reports contests in rock identifying following directions and surfing Part of the events will take INi pm tlij meeting Tuesday at in loom 333 of the UB $600 Jnnter-nation- --o— al Young Kepublitans meet at noon today in room 317 of the UB Susan Sunada Shirt Laundry 143 East 2nd South 752-753- 2 Please Bring Hangers Qn thg qiJad while others wiU be in the UB lounges ampus (By and patio According to Curt Broadbent the “Days” is making its debut this year with aspirations of becoming an annual spring quarter event j&isSgisBij author of "Rally Round the Fla “Dobie Gitlls" tie) Dancing nightly ROOMMATES REVISITED 33 Federal Avenue janfzcn rules (lie underworld Thin morning’s mail brought a letter from a stu a prominent Western university (Princeton) “Dear — he writes “In a recent column you said it was posM get along with your roommate if you try hard enK Well I’d like to see anyone get along with my roomosS Mervis Trunz (for that is his name) practices the oc&s£ ls all night long keeps an alligator wears collects airplane tires I have tried everything I can knee-cymba- Mervis Trunz but nothing works I am desperate (frigwfe£ Desperate” Have you dear Desperate really tried everything: Hwm you for example tried a measure so simple so ©bvio$ that it is easy to overlook? I mean of course have you to share your Personna® Super Stainless Steel Bla!Si with Mervis Trunz? To have a friend dear Desperate you must M a And what could be more friendly than sharing the bouw of Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades? Who upon alloying the luxury of Personna the nickless scrapeless leas hackless scratchless matchless eomfort of Perso the ease and breeze the power and glory the truth beauty of Personna— who I say after such jollies eom harden his heart against his neighbor? Nobody that's —not even Mervis Trunz— especially not today with tb new Personna Super Blade bringing us newr highs in speeds comfort and durability And here is still a further bonus Personna is available both in Double Edge style and Inj tor style Classified best offer New will — 0- THE BISTRO awarded TOR SALE Excel cond 7 TO Cragun place the Fashiare availathe UB at time this ble at at the or desk information of office Virginia Lewis Family Life Building Room 303 The spring show is planned for May 16 according to Lewis Professor clothing and textiles professor Rules state that all designs are to be original and the deadline for applications is April 22 The contest is open to all students and prizes will MG-T- D speak clined Applications for on Design Contest 1932 Dr Is This For You? — 0— Applications be AMtll 18 or 752-90- — o— Twelve String Deluxe HARMONY Guitar 9 WOODSTOCK dition bile 1961 Home COLUMBIA-Mo- x 46’ 2 bed at 455 E 6 N — O— “ call Call 10’ 752-651- SHARE reward IIMVARD I for return of the taken March 24 — offered hp rifle questions asked LOST — campus mgh call 752-911- 9 pair of spectacles on the Please inform Beweja K 732-596- 7 t — have you considerWrite us — Utah Barber 59 E 2 S Salt Lake - LeFs Fly r This this for Only Cessna 150 $1100 per hour Csn Td Pacer W© a $950 per hir pay all expenses °t these prices Call Roy (Fly er) Theurer 752-513- 1 Valley Airrriotive is taiou SS0 per hour 15 of velUoofaUiKifu! c fir it tricot br that fits fashions call for the ''natural'' look the new ’the soft smooth sleekness you ve been lookmg f I let s all fc“‘" in a Im— simply tailored but extremelymade of Tins thf Ppc Crencset nylon tricot its brand-nein bras And so is the supp e lingerie fabric is recommend it under Jaucwea ic gives your bosom We feeling you love! 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College 9 FOUNT) ladies white gold watch call 732-91- LOST — no room 3 752-6S3- 3 with three girls HOME after 5:30 pm LOST AN campus 5 N 3 752-S91- TOR KENT BLOCK from furn apt 669 E 22 con- typewriter good 3 next-to-nothin- In White B-- C 32-3- 6 g No dear Desperate your problem with Mervis Trunz is far from insoluble In fact as roommate problems go it is pretty small potatoes Compare it for example to the classic case of Basil Metabolism and E Pluribus Ewbank Basil and E Pluribus roommates at a prominent Eastern university (Oregon) were at an impassable impasse Basil could study only late at night and E Pluribus could not stay awake past nine pm If Basil kept the lights on the room was too bright for E Pluribus to sleep If E Pluribus turned the lights off the room was too dark for Basil to study What to do? Well sir these two intelligent American kids found an answer They got a miner’s cap for Basil! Thus he had enough light to study by and still the room was dark enough for E Pluribus to sleep It must be admitted however that this ingenious solution had some unexpected sequelae Basil got so enchanted with his miner’s cap that he switched his major from 18th Century poetry to mining and metallurgy Shortly after graduation he had what appeared to be a great stroke of luck: while out prospecting he discovered what is without question the world’s largest feldspar mine This might have made Basil very rich except that nobody alas has yet discovered a use for feldspar Today Basil a broken man squeezes out a meagre Jiving as a stalagmite in Ausable Chasm Nor has E Pluribus fared conspicuously better Onee Basil got the miner’s eap E Pluribus was able to catch up on his long-losleep He wroke after nine days refreshed and vigorous— more vigorous alas than he realized It was the afternoon of the Dean’s tea E Pluribus stood in line with his classmates waiting to shake the Dean’s hand At last his turn came and E Pluribus full of strength and health gave the Dean a firm handshake— so firm indeed that all live of the Dean’s knuckles were permanently fused The Dean sued for a million dollars and of course won Today E Pluribus a broken man is paying off his debt by walking the Dean’s cat ev cry afternoon for ten cents an hour st 0 164 Max SbolwM We the makers of Personna Blades and the sponsors of this column trill not attempt to expertize about roommates to Personna But we will tell you about a great sharing-mat- e —Burma Share 1 It soaks rings around any other lather it tomes in regular and menlhoU 11 Corp Airport nSWJf fcifliMlimil |