Show NOTES FOR THE LADIES lace is now worn by ladies ladles behind more than it ever was before franklin ind has hasa a that is a butcher of the opposite sex tho th 0 new hampshire agricultural s clety society 0 offers a premium for the red head edest baby exhibited dev ded acs lad rad ladies ladles es are said to be like bills of exchange because they ought to be settled settled at maturity the first female graduate of the university of michigan has married one of of her class mates an al alton illinois woman recently threw a brick brich at adoc a dog and hit her husband who stood fifty feet behind her A connecticut cinderella tried to kill herself because her sisters wardrobe was more fashionable than her own A new canso canse of divorce incompatibility of temperament of the tha wines cifes relatives is recognized by the california courts A woman and child at all angola new york have lived in a hogshead two months being too poor to pay rent fourteen divorce suits now pending in the cass county mo blo circuit court cause the democrat to ask whither are we drifting the seneca falls ladies are singing about the moth eaten bustle the old iron bustle the cloth covered bustle that hung on so well J frank jfrank spaulding gand and ardent lover over of fort wayne helped him himself to books from irom his employees library to give to his amorina an and now finds himself in trouble experience in domestic circles b has as taught man that the perfection of mental discipline is reached when he can love his mother in law in a letter to a friend a springfield young lady states that she i is f s nou not en engaged but she sees a cloud above the horizon about as large as a mans hand yer cant stuff that ere down this chicken n 11 from a young lady in in dian dlan ameant that she did not credit her liar teachers statement that the sun eun is larger than the earth A lady with a rush of lace to the head was the ex expressive dessive description of a tollet toilet at tre the recent musical convention given by one of the audience wiscasset wig Wis casset orace oracle A alady lady in the other day wore out a bran new cowhide on an irish gentleman I 1 because because ho he remarked that she as good as she ahe ought to be mrs cady stanton is reported as announcing that when physical monstrosities arc born the physician thinks it is perfectly just to put them out of the world an ambitious nashville youth says he only lacks three things of being perfectly happy and contented and these are A hand handsome so in e wide wife plenty of money and black curly hair A miss stevenson of one oe 0 of the yellow fe ver vcr afi patie apilita nta in memphis she bhe sh died by raison reason ol 01 her exposi rea nd now ja a movement is well under n der erect a monument to this tilis heroic christian woman A number of housekeepers in new bedford have lately been swindled into buying packages of sifted coal ashes by a fellow who represented them as anew a new and superior article for polishing tin and silverware it is now announced on tho the authority th tho or ity rity of c ourse course of an eminent physician hys le ian lan that it is not rot consider itea healthy I 1 th y to rise before eight jn n th the tho morning orning this applies only to in men wi wives bescan can riso rise niso rise at seven and start the fire as heretofore an alliterative female letter writer says that if she could divest herself of her troubles and petticoats and bo be a man for a twelvemonth she would choose for that sp aceto occupy the tile pulpit pantaloons ant aut and berqui perquisites sit of il henry enry vard ward Nard beecher the womans comans movement has bas reached readied its logical conclusion 1 sirs mrs burleigh affirms that successful competition with man is impossible without a radical change in the C i i ctr ct r of womans comans dress the acied int ine 4 ches are threatened at last not nat metaphorically y but literal nud aud in sober earnest louisville has unwittingly committed itself to a grand temperance reform by voting to send drunkards home instead of to the lockup the worst cases are cured in this way the men come out in a day or two with somewhat less ca ca hilliary pill iary adornment and a chasten ed look which tells of the refining influences of home kate stoddard confined in the brooklyn jail for the murder of charles goodrich has become an intense nuisance to her fellow prisoners she is yelling and shrieking perpetually and crud is thought by her keepers to be a maniac it is supposed by some how however ever dver that she is feigning insanity by way of creating a defence for her at her approaching trial it is astonishing how soon a man sinks to mediocrity ri ty when married it matters not how prominent he may have been when a bachelor when wedded through the medium of a baby his status is defined as simply par before the advent of the baby his status is not quite elevated to par notwithstanding it is difficult sometimes to learn whether he is considered above or below par the sutter creek cal independent of october 24 relates the fol rol lowing following A young woman about e eighteen liy iteen years of age may be seen d daily dally a driving a four horse norse team into town with a heavy load of wood she handles the whip and reins with th the e grace of an old SL stage ge driver n and nd manages the brake as well as the best of them she drives over the roughest roads road with the most perfect confidence and seems perfectly at home on the high seat of her wagon we will match our town against any other for having the best looking and most dexterous female teamster in the state Last week tb the wells eWells Min nAas i published this item the happy looking S A butler went ofton a freight train at 4 am 0 on saturday for the purpose of setting tin g the grain buyers immediately toworu to work again so he fie said but mrs B to be fooled she took tho the regular passenger train same ame morning and this week the long delayed suspense of its readers is relieved by the publication of the second act of this domestic drama as follows FOUNTAIN friday H G H my wife has caught me secure a good counsel first class divorce suit take good care of my silver ellve watch ex the two best rules for h a system of rhetoric are first have som something e thin 11 to sa say bay and next say it Emi emmons there are 0 one ne hundred and twenty nour four hindmo religious castes in Isla madras dras india ludia who will not cat boget together her arinter marry A suf sufferer fierer suggests an improvement 1 in the orthography of the word panics lie tic thinks it would be better to spell lapay it pay nex nix 1 A colored debating society in loul loui clapa ciapa has come to the conclusion thai that george wash washington Washing folks un tin tan was a mulatto and that white folks have got to divide up the honor RG R G bob ingersoll Inger eoll of or peoria says saya he be lias has given up politics altogether h believing el leving ieving that an omee office holder must be a scoundrel or a fool the first finst it lie lle makes money the second if it ht he do cosent dos ent sent 10 mr wedderburn was once asked whether he had really delivered in the house of commons a speech which the newspapers ascribed to him why to ti beaure he sure said he be there are many things ip in that speech I 1 did say and there arc are many mone more which I 1 wish I 1 had said eald the lumpkin ga independent challenges the state slate to match a family living in stewart county which consists of two grown men and nive five ladies none of whom whomever ever use whisky tobacco snuff or coffee senator 11 morgan organ of or cleveland hib hub his tills h is written a poem about a beautiful cherokee princess who was captured by thy the se seminoles Semi noles the capture was made too loo lons ions ago to be useful in the way of news but it ft la Is said to be interesting as ns described in the senators pecia this Is the style stylo of perso personal nail nall when a santa fc fe editor goes off for a few days recreation oar our senior has gone to the wilds of the rocky mountains armed with rifle and fishing rod ile he has gone gohe where the mourne tb the trout leth tha tho panther the snake anak may the latter get gel no farther than his boots the question of christian communion is making a heap of trouble brouhle just now when from the mutual admiration developed at the meetings of the evangel leal teal Alllan alliance ceone one would think that the millennium of in protestant churches had bad reached its ita dawning the baptist aplist persuasion on long island are badly idly torn up on an bhat that distracting q ques hes heb tion |