Show ab S wece M 5 M M a I 1 im rr IT M a asb 1 Apple pitons fons tOns journal Is afraid that culture Is making originality afraid of it kunji kutik KU I 1 tik cik fasi katl tji A an n 1 of mortgages near lake nake 1 M nili IS what whit h 0 st louis louia paper calls chicago lilii lilli county texas claims to td haye have hada had hads a showe shower rot not of manna what whal the state uada needs mora more la 14 a shower of woman ahl john selman 0 ot S ringfield springfield p hilll i nois died bled frontu the kt bite lite 1 of f vc a t is his wife held it by ley the bandie handle and whacked him over tha head the des moines dramatic club is dl discussing enslin what Ies les desdemona demona when ahe the etel iwed would that beavon heaven had nade nadu a man four hundred perls of ahr the united stat Stal stares states esaw egaw ai u rehi rehl dent in tit other coun tries and p alais by bils of exchange ili in a recent letter litter on discipline miss niss florence tas bas ap tap t for crimes crimps accompanied with wit violence especially with violence toward ownen and aud cUl eul drets I 1 whip A lafayette man roan drew his tili money i aiom com the bank bink aud and rested invested in it in ili a duir gilr pair pain beri of horses and it carr tg e his bis bezi hiSt that if we are arc all nil goia to chaar hes n not goin to foot it the polite clerks ul ut a watch and JeTe jere jewelry lr r establishment were somewhat start startled led the jile other day by an individual inquiring if lie have his entrails engraved on his watch case A large number of ladies ladles in ili springfield massachusetts have been poisoned while gi gathering forest this fall one phy physician has twenty eases cases of poisoning J ng by aiden aider leaves off and on the man who gets off may get net offer hul hut he get cant hope to deac reach the superlative while the man mail who gets ou on we are arc told may get honor and by possibility honest kate field says tays that if she bhe were a man roan shed marry a french woman or none nolie nt at all kate need not demur about if its and buts if she ehe can tind find a frenchman willing to have her for better belter or worse fort yuma used to be called the hottest place in itari been excelled this season by fry fort mohave li higher hber up the colorado N w here hrc fon for many 6 dao day esthe the mercury rose in the shade to 1111 degrees in golden colorado an editor editon wrote some advice to a newly married friend and was wag foolish enough to print it after his wife had looked over a proof of the hie eda lla advice dyke ll 11 the editor felt compelled to add this poets cri crl t haye have your jour hair cut close to the skin illow how noviva now c eald eaid ald eaid a friend to jon ion jones i him looking unusually cheerful and sprightly notwithstanding w ibe the tact fact that he had bad heen been up pretty nearly all night don ton dont seem to be affected by the crisis and jones merely remarked mno ano nto noo such thiu thin thing its a boy I 1 A learned man one dr marial has been exhibiting at vienna an all invention for petrifying petrify ing dead people so completely that they are juo jutt like ilke marbie marble and can cam be planed and polished and wrought into any desirable form this thas will enable people to carte carve their dead friends into mantie mantle ornaments na ments or other souvenirs or ube them for tomb stones at their thein own graves at the texas republican state ConTen convention tion tiou recently heid held at dallas one judge mccowan introduced himself as iol lol follows lolio lows lowa ws iam ram lam iam judge mccowan the old he bar of the brazos bottom the fetherof rath fath eror crof twenty four children bom born la in lawful wedlock and the grind grandfather father of forty six grandchildren the territorial enterprise saye says i ays aye A gentleman datin dating w his letter at waita waits PI pigeon eon st joseph county writes to us to know liow biow would a man da in your toune who ken tech the tangy Fir sin strate if there is anything we are arc fond of it Is atun tung I 1 particularly a la mode node francois an Iii inscription on a mural tablet recently put up in a rural church Is amusing it ends lle lie he ile was neglected nel bv by his bis Is doctor t treated cruel by his unreel ills hit brother robbed his widow that makes the matter worie an anthropomorphous son bon of ethl opia opla entered station 3 nt at baston an evenin evening or two ago to complain of a colored brother who had broken a chair chain into splinters over hi his head shead upon an insinuation re regarding jarding the absence of markit marks on his cran cranium lum he IndIg indignantly mantly answered nol c e make inake no marks but hut he smashed washed the char all ter pieces and dc de char belonged blon bion ged ter me roe 1 I A silka sitka correspondent thus do flo amu s alaska scenery take one ode big biff mountain covered with trees from the base nearly to the an undergrowth of brush briers and moss almost imps salle table multiply the one hy by ten jen thousand and you have alaska there is a terrible sa sameness one singular feature orthis of this thia mass of forest forett Is the absence of birds I 1 have seen but bui one robin in sitka scene parlor of a fashionable residence in ili new york jenkins on the ev eve ove a of departure for the african diamond dismond mines making his bis adieux to miss niss mary lAfary Mr brij iJ hastily work ilsa mary blary work ah I 1 dont mean 11 miss mary blary then ithen how do you expect to ctet cret your fortune mr J ah I 1 should knock knockout but some fellows brains and run off with his bia diamonds 11 miss alary crushingly althen you would make a fatal mistake you should run ran off with the brains collapse of jenkins paris Is undoubtedly a lood good P place piece I 1 ace for lazy men to get wives an intelligent nt elligen frenchman states that there arc are as man many women in that city who ssu sau support their hus deport hinds hands as thelmare their thel rare nare are men who 0 support u tl cir clr wives they have a clergyman at a evanston ston ill III who Is bound to hitcome lar at the laying ofa ora of a cornerstone corner stone for a new church recently ho he sald raid if M roys royo Ts and giris girls do their par parking parking king kirg at church I 1 ay say ninen amen to it I 1 have a daughter daughten whom I 1 cherish as us the app apple c of my eye when she Is of suitable ace a c I 1 hal b a I 1 rather silo she should lc l c courted in the house honec of god than ili in a it theatre it Is related of a Sett sctt scottish lAli I iid lid udy idy r in III a remote part cf cr the highlan high dp noted for her hat being libin soh son overburdened juith lait nii uil nil 11 corners orners ll 11 when wilen any of olit ills ill we coelle slie file would tako occasion to say yay ay to hlin him at the niom ihorn iti itt bt lii meal with nn reh ach areli arell look loik at the hie rest of or the company mak a good break fast 31 r while youre louro 3 in to alcait itye citina ken yeli yell wet set your dinner ngn nin the uati usually alli taken and the soni cr departed |