Show STAN DELAPLANE'S TUP7 IHELtOTWSSS — IT'S SU£E A K£LtEF TO- LOOK OJER fms FEKCE AND NOT SBS THAT B(Z £A3 OF WIND H0OPLE $NORlN3 IN THS - POST CARD A curious fact has been brought brick in the fireplace and get the to light by the Madison Avenue secret deed to the property" set: Namely the better the TV SOAP WITH LEGS program the less it sells the At this point the TV picture product changes into a bar of soap The As you may know the advertissoap has legs and begins to sing ing gentry have been hiring and dance— probably been at the lately to determine why sherry itself the lathwe buy beer and skittles Washery thing ing machines and face cream "Does your skin need tightenwashWell we do not buy a ing? ing machine to wash clothes dear "Your complexion frightening? hearts We buy them with deep n "Use Afterglowwwwwww and dark motives We buy them "Yes folks! Afterglow gives to reassure ourselves that all's you that lovely delicious peach well with the world And a fig blossom skin that drives men for the neighbor with mink coat MAD! MAD! MAD!" Meanwhile back at the TV set You this sells Afterglow? Aunt Agatha has changed the will Not so think the say psyche twisters again Sir Robert You cannot think of tightening is down in the library your skin while your nerves are Having a go at the in knots You are so wrapped up sherry in the hand coming through the The rascally nephew is upstairs drapes you cannot unwrap the puttering about the house maid soap A cloaked figure is climbing The higher the pitch of the perthe ivy The ruddy Scotland Yard formance the lower vour uree to inspector is inspecting whatever purchase they inspect Well what this means is TV "Shall I lock the 'ouse mi- fodder will grow more soothing lord?" says Jarvis the butler For the makers of Afterglow are "And lower the portcullis and not around thinking just sitting such?" to scare up ways you out of your "Do so Jarvis" says Sir Rob- wits ert "And while you're about it How to keep the plot going and fetch me a spanner or a canopen- - still keep us in a lather That is er For I must dig into the loose the problem Obviously we must think of brand new plots Easy does it The cloaked figure clambering up the haunted tower With STIRS the knife in his hand He is the village manicurist WASHINGTON (AP) — He is climbing up because he is Americans were warned tolate giving Uncle Bertie a maniday against the hazards of cure Jarvis has locked him out adopting foreign children by But he is a determined fellow proxy Under this system and takes pride in his work someone else handles the ASLEEP ON RUG adopition and arranges transThe body on the carpet: Before portation Mrs Katherine B Oettin-ee- r you lose interest in soap we inform you that it is the village chief of the Children's Debureau in the Welfare postman Sir Robert forgot the postal rates were raised and only partment said more than of half the foreign children put a sixpence stamp on the letThe postman has been wait ter to the United States brought to tell him about it and fell in recent months were adopting ed by proxy asleep on the rug The rascal nephew mixing the She said in a statement: contents of a small bottle in the "This means that these He has just read young children never even an article in Reader's Digest saw their adoptive parents until after the proceedings showing English Scotch is 10 had been completed — and in proof lighter than the export brand He is adding a dollop of far too many cases there have been tragic consequentorpedo juice to Sir Robert's ces for the children" nightcap "What's good enough for the Yanks is good enough for Sir head-shrinke- nut-brow- whisky-and-sod- a: Robert" Jarvis the butler: mysterious AMMAN (AP) — A Jordanian Lowers the portcullis and gives notice He got himself a better job The Scotland Yard inspector: He is selling tickets to the police- men's ball That should do it Buy soap SIC© OF r° result of exces sive amounts of Dr Jordan carrots in the diet Carrots contain a pigment known as carotene When present in the blood in sufficient quantities it can produce a skin pigmentation resembling jaundice It should be possible to prove or disprove this question by simply removing the carrots from the diet of this baby for a considerable period of time' Another worried mother says that her three-and-a-half- ear-ol- d -y son was operated on about a year ago for double inguinal hernia Since that time she has noticed that one of his testicles is not in place and is worried that it might become atrophied In this instance it seems quite probable that the testicle was not in the sac before the operation It still may descend but should be watched The weight of medical opinion today appears to be in favor of efforts to bring the testicle down if at all possible before the age of nine There is still some difference of opinion as to whether the first step should be made by means of endocrine injections or by surgery $1495 STANDS OVER Storklin© $io95 Reg AND MATTRESS With Every Bedroom WhlU LAM1PS HAMPER x h 54-In- ch f STOCK-WE'- RE ALL OUTDOOR FURNITURE Up To off SLASHED yard of carpet sq $3 88 yd $jr Q (Nothing Down — 5 Years to Pay) Drawer Chest $WS 5- - Drawer Chest 1695 Double Dresser 6 drawers $249S 4- - Dozens of Other Price Reductions 88 sq yd $g88 $1795 $"11 on each during this SALE! 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(Cigaret Smokers Only) A curious problem is brought Montevideo Athens up by a father He says that his Berlin West a has transpobaby sition of the heart with a hole in the wall He has been advised that the child must reach 20 Here are the percentages who pounds of weight before opera- smoke cigarets in each of the mation cities tested as well as This is a complicated question jor throughout Great Britain and the of the Transposition means that the major part of that US: SMOKE CIGARETS? organ lies on the right side inis where of it stead on the left Saying 'Yes' 68 Brussels ordinarily placed wall in hole the the 67 Presumably Copenhagen is to be repaired by surgery 62 Paris of lesions such 53 West Berlin congenital Many the heart are now successfully re50 Amsterdam Milan-Rom- e I but 50 imagine surgery by paired 49 Oslo that nothing will be done to 48 Great Britain change the position of the heart itself 46 Stockholm S 45 J NO BLEEDING 42 Melbourne The worries of parents are in42 Helsinki deed unending A K writes that 42 Athens several months ago his 41 Montevideo son fell off a 30 Vienna chair striking the lower part of 27 Delhi New his head on a concrete floor A On the issue of a link between bump the size of a golf ball and cancer the following e smoking h t but re promptly appeared was no bleeding and no uncon- question was asked in each of the opinion centers: sciousness "Do you think cigaret smoking He was examined shortly is one of the causes of cancer of thereafter and apparently was found in good shape but he still lung?" The average of results received has a bump and hair over the area has not grown back Mr K from each of the centers shows has been told that the hair prob- the following vote on the issue: ably will not grow because of CAUSE OF LUNG CANCER? the scar tissue which has formed 45 Yes is cause under the skin 34 No is not This is certainly an unfortunate 21 Undecided accident It sounds as though sursmokers is how Here cigaret gery may some time be neces- view the issue based on an aversary either to relieve the swell- age of their replies from each of ing or possibly to transplant hair the centers: KENTUCKY bearing skin so that this child CIGARET SMOKERS ONLY will not have a serious bald spot when he grows older ROOM 50 off HI CHAIRS off et Tho number was highest in New Delhi India where nearly six out of 10 cigaret smokers said they believe there is a link between smoking and cancer In terms of proportion of smokers Brussels leads the list— with two out of three persons interviewed saying they smoke cigarets The lowest was in New Delhi where less than three in 10 say they smoke As reported earlier this week the proportion of US adults who smoke has been unchanged by the US Public Health Service report on higher death rates among cigaret smokers — 45 adults in every 100 in the US smoke cigarets VALUES STORE-WID- E BOX SPRING $99-5- 0 PRINCETON NJ— One of the strangest paradoxes in the whole controversy over cigarets and lung cancer is the number of smokers who admit that there is a link between smoking and cancer — yet continue to i smoke That this is true on an international level comes to light in a special World Gallup Poll on the subject in key opinion centers around the globe On the average one cigaret smoker in every three says he believes that cigaret smoking is a contributing factor to lung can- mm 5A R Link r cig-ar- result N?g5t off y2 sm m UP TO FL°° Cord a WHHCC AY One Group WEAR1N6S4 I am A mother writes that her baby has a fair complexion but some days her skin seems to be yellow even to the tip of her nose She asks whether this could be the of too in carrots many the food she eats It is possible that this yellow coloration of the skin could be the PROXY 'FAMILY' WARNING Light and Ggarei-Cance- Too Many Carrots Could Pigment Infant's Skin j LAMPS 4 — 8S THE WAV DID YOU HAfe BG&5 FOR BREAKFAST TUl MORN1N&OR tS THAT YESTERDAYS SHIRT 4 JORDAN'S HEALTH CLINIC DR ' Trouble Most Smokers Believe w SCOTLAND i lx$"i n I cer i Hussein Cn cMvc&o -iJ n n military court today sentenced 12 Jordanians and one Syrian to death for sumggling arms into Jordan from Syria as the prelude to an attempt to overthrow King Hac TLTC STANDARD-EXAMINE- OGDEN UTAH WEDNESDAY EVENING AUGUST 13 1958 Asi3QV OPERATIVE' h: Sentence Smugglers ALWAVS rs nut-brow- Whippet-Mc-Tavis- MA3n£ HIS PACK FENCE DUET WITH YOU BAXTER AND I'M SURE hEj MISSES VOL- - THE WAV HAMMOCK— YWERE IS f HE? 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