Show N JOHN SERMON tho the he sa inIster said last night says he dont be afraid of it your life aint nothing to other folks Why the use W 0 livin and what I 1 say to wife says I 1 theres brown drown the Alar ablo abio sinner hed sooner booner a bezzan bezzar would starve than chaa give A aut beut toward bryin a dinner I 1 tell you bur oar ministers prime ho he Is but I 1 quite determine when I 1 heard beard him a givin it right and lett left just juet who was hit by his jils sermon ot of courso there couldn coulden t be no mistake when he talked of longwinded long winded i 1 ton tor peters reters and johnson they sot and scowled at every word hoaas ho wag was sayin and aud tho tha he went on to say theres various kinds 0 ch cheathem eathel chea tin and religions a abood y tor for every day As it Is to bir bie r c to J 1 donk dont think much of a man that glica f s the tha lord amena amens at my preach ln and spends his hla timo time the roi fol follow lowin ln week in cheat che atin ln and overreach iW 1 I I 1 guess that dose was bitter enough roy for a man like jones to but I 1 noticed he open hia hla mouth not oncey once after that to holler hurrah says saya 1 I for or the minister of course I 1 said it quiet give gire us some more of this open talk its lra very refresh ln dieb diet the minister hit bit em every time add spoke of fa fashion shiong aud and a riggle out in bows and things AJ As womans comans rulin passion r and a tt comin comia to church to boseo soothe the styles I 1 help a and ani a budgin my wife wite and says raya 1 I thaes chaes you and aud I 1 guess it sot her hor W says bays I 1 to myself that sermons pat but man Is a queer creation ind hud and aud im rin much afraid that most 0 the ahe folks i wont wout take the application now if it he had said a word about my personal mode of binnun i id have gone to work to right myself and not set hero a griarte just then the tha minister says says he liep and now ive como come to the fellers tellers whore lost this shower by their friends assorto asb Asa As sort orto 0 moral umbrellas go home says he andfield and nind find your faults instead of huntin your youn brothers go home and wear the coats youve tried to ff nit fit t for others my wite wife she nad grod gred and brown drown he winked and there was lots 0 and lots lota e 0 lookin lookyat loo kmat at our pew it sot my blood a bilan says bays I 1 to myself our minister Is gettan a little bitter ill rii toll him when out that I 1 aint at all that kind wa 0 a criter critor crl cri ter tor Harper harpers 8 bazar A chicago editor heard once the words sister thou wast in mild id and lovely sung at the funeral of an old lady who was known to have been a perfect vixen mr sargeant simon M P seems to bo be an english sir boyle roche lroche he lately began a speech on the judicature bill by saying I 1 1 I cannot keep silence without saying a few words and now some scientists are claiming that instead of being cold the moon is in reality red hot so much so that no living thing known to our world could exist there this also knocks the green cheese theory A murderer confined in tile the vermont state prison has been so terrified by imagining visits from his lils victim to his cell that he be refuses to oat cat and is in danger of or starving drive slow in hot weather wash out your horses feet bathe their theli necks in cold water wash their collars often look out for 94 galls ilg do not let them suffer er for water lengthen your check reins our dumb animals mr nir kumber of shelly county ill iii met dora dom hassel meyer meyen for fon forthe the first time proposed on the spot drove her out to see his bis farm was accepted and in less than an hour was married not such euch a kumber humber after all in his last letter to the baltimore american from vienna mr fulton tolls tells how they thoy utilize do dogs ga in vienna by making them draw small magoris wagons through the streets after a dog lias has been at work that way for fon twelve or sixteen hours lie is doubtless glad giad iad lad tb th sleep at night and lios glos bl his ig desire desiro to bay the moon muon 1 |