| Show two detroit sisters ran away and got married the other night when they returned to pacify their papa the they ohey found the old gentleman in such a hick high state of hilarity at the removal of the burden of their millinery bills that the newly made husbands became painfully sad bad small smail dogs had better not fool much with elephants at westport mass we are told as a menagerie was going through the streets a fierce canine made on assault on the elep elephant hanL an I 1 eye eyewitness witness says that in about one minute the dog was spread over several yards of ground about the thickness of a sheet of iron I 1 one of the most essential things in order to have health is a good circulation of the blood this can only be had by living a true life of temperance in all things to insure warm feet invigorate vig orate the general circulation avoid overeating over eating and the use of improper food secure plenty 0 of f sleep in a well ventilated room keep the skin clean by bathing twice a week bathe the feet frequently first in warm water five minutes and follow with dry friction yeath meath xeo xgo rm the pioche record of december 1 2 bays says the christmas holidays have given riso rise to a great amount of conviviality co which may be excused upon the annual recurrence of this festive season but the sight of half a dozen men hel hei helplessly intoxicated and lying upon t the tho e sidewalks exposed to the In inclemency clemenc clemene of the weather reminds us forcibly that wat there is no vice which in one black T 1 il and dud awful gulf swallows up so BO inu much l of hope and happiness as intemperance 11 ster star pitts pitta stevens Bt evens of the iran ban fran cicco pioneer thus expresses her opinion about the interviewer in language more forcible than elegant take thirty pounds of concentrated dirt fifty pounds of cheek more brazen than the brazen brass nitty fitly pounds of boiled down egotism and twenty pounds of intellectual filth and you ibave that stinking atom of humanity known as the interviewer san francisco has some I 1 live I 1 specimens of these skunks of literature A sak recent calculation relative to the principal european languages shows that english is spoken by of persons loer laer sons inhabiting great britain and I 1 reland roland north Ameri amerl caf the bermudas jamaica cape of good hope australia van clemans Di Dl emans land newfoundland 9 iad and the east indies german germin by in their own country switzerland ze rland austria hungary russia north and south america ela la plata australia australla amit auit ralla ralia and the east indies finales spanish by in spain cuba mexico t the republics of south america nilla manilla 1 ac c and french by 45 OW in france belgium Switzer switzerland iana lanb canada cayenne and north america the lady of mr ramon namon de a well known citizen of ban san francisco yesterday esterday y i presented that gentleman i with a fine bouncing boy as Is a christ mas box 1 now there is nothing uncommon in a lady presenting her husband with a child but there Is some thing uncommon these days for an american lady presenting 22 of such things to her liege lord mrs de be who is a native of south carolina and quite a young woman yet has given birth to 22 live healthy children her husband who had been previously busly bubly married is the father of 29 sons tons and daughters and is fully entitled to be considered a man of family he says he has not yet finished his labor of love S JF Be publican |
