Show THE STUDENT LIFE Aggie Art Professor Rates Mention in 'Post' Article BOX ELDER BUG FAVORS FRUIT TO STUDENTS jt Among The Delphiniums In 1952—3 FEBRUARY 21 By HIGH BARNES Are you buggy? Do you have that crawled on feeling as you don’t sit in class? If you do scream in the middle of the procolumn came month a a over this out little with ago punny It’s probably fessor's lecture IUt” Slightly tsim 'S We filled a couple of inches with arious and sundry forms iwnfo ihot lowest form of humor American or otherwise the often-hi- s only a box elder bug attempting to sun himself on your epidermis l iderrated pun Since that time we have received many requests He’s harmless unless you're an ut a sequel or second episode to the first article However weare over-rip- e ema acpeach or lemon on bit second of a the write to prose anyway subject it)! iing cording to George F Knowlton k we of will and relax open up another bottle Now if you extension entomologist at Utah pi proceed with more yuks from Tin Pun Alley Some are old some State ”nd--some Some catch are easy to new Some you've heard ' Dr Knowlton said there are you haven't n ti mte are on the subtle side And as usual plain corn gets a lot of not as many box elder bugs as we 5te spotlight Shall usual due to the removal of many pioceed? ®I1 1 Radio Raves of their favorite lovers’ lanes the female box elder tree from Following a precedent set last time we start out with the campus Other years graduate r“idio department In case you haven't heard there are several new- the Bac g bal- students have been employed to on the market Taking a squint we find such mgs tk ids as: the theme song for Hoover vacuum company “Sweep No spray the bugs as they emerge fore My Lady” or the Cootie theme song "I’ve Got You Under My from their winter siesta spent in other themes such as the one sung by the magazine cracks and crevices ilkin" There areMe The elimination of leaves and Collier Sweetheart’ or the one favored by the pj aletman “Let “Please Don't Chalk About Me When I'm plants where they breed coupled at the tjool player with fall and winter itufjone” or the one about the girl who got caught In the machinery at would do much toward spraying controlfactory “Morocco Bound Baby” ggjie Dr ling them on the campus 's From Tennessee conies the touching tune “She Was Only a Knowlton further stated The Daughter but All the Boys Loved Her Still" And If you box cider bug in case you haven't were present at the basketball game the other night wh$n the Jr noticed la hard to kill and re'prom committee put out some sharp propaganda you will remember the strongest sprays to quires Communist a of as the narrator said about the end the lamentations I '“and another 'Red Sails In (to) the Sunset’” Now a riddle: Why do send him on his way to the happy all radio announcers have small hands? Answer: Wee paws for sta- - hunting ground are Campus box elder bugs il tlon identification finding our radio commercial we leave you with in that celebrities like something not well work will and announcers are the thought that radio paid they are the subject of both a for the love of mike new bulletin by Dr Knowlton and " Leap Year Warning a master's thesis on their life Tui ning from the air waves we find that six weeks of another fate-f- cycle by A B a stuAj Ieap Year has passed already Therefore it Is only fitting and dent from near Bagdad Iraq ie proper that we make a stand for all bachelors against their conspir-Any further information on ing coed companions Hoping that thirteen will prove unlucky to the the bug undoubtedly can be supB femmes and a warning to our fellow single men here are exactly that plied by Mr $ number of puns about marriage and the members of the opposite sex And men think of them when you think about hanging your fraternity pun w 1 Once women meioly asked equality with us men hut now they Tryouts for parts in “Romeo jlv have outstiipped us and Juliet” annual Shaken' (2 Many Aggie coeds have rather shapely legs and many of them spearean piny of Utah State 'occasionally proclaim the fact from the hosetops may be made by appointment Is are that (3 The trouble with present-da- y they marriage crops with director I rof Floyd T too divorcified Morgan folThe play as yet is not ca-- t 4 Februaiy Is a month of weddings and cooing The billing and many rob are available lows Those interstfd should con(5 When Cupid hits a target he usually Mrs it tact Prof Morgan as soon as to 6 There must be a catch somewhere said the man as he tried possible in hi- office 201-fasten his wile’s dress The play will run four djys Iittle Wrapping beginning Apiil 23 7 Modern girls are fond of nice colthes but they are not entirely wrapped up in them (hr An Increasing number of wrecks on the matrimonial sea Is no £ doubt the fault of the tied (Pi Marriage vows might be a trifle more accuiate if the phrase Lena Typ’n Weie changed to read “Until debt do us part” P1 Two Utah State git Is went for a tramp up Logan canyon but J Soys he escaped Thrre in ne question that thn ll One’s knowledge of love depends on the way one grasps the rhmr i the hardest ene riity aub'cct te find empty and that the tlL’i The girl who thinks no man is good enough for her may be mtlh the eawy touch typewriter ia the hardrftt ene t find right but she is more olten left to the r yon tint If love lias an alphabet It probably consists of avowals and T I'l-KIT t K SKRVK K S'!l N consents Main There they are ea y to find and eawy at hay fi W Funorunui will rent brand new portable Now if you have time before that final bell rings here is a regular fur ene month Three mn‘hi reat will apply aa tha purchase punoiama for stinkeis straight from the frying pun Do you know price if yea deride te hay whv they call Bert Cook the Napoleon of the basketball courts? number le hare tha writ Ztt'j-Simple Because when he’s in a basketball suit you ran see his bony to better It's Joe's? at Did could eat know dirt cheap pa is you you have loved a short girl than never to have loved at all Have you d hemd the saying that goes "Every dog has his day but a Then there are some Aggie men thinking of PhaeJrtu philosrphlzcd: dog has a weak-end?- " calling their boarding house “Alca Hall” And comes now a sequel to one is This worm the about our in the first episode military joke Woim You know the one that was in the apple core woman one f The too d instance For their share students get aid she laughed all through her operation The doctor had her in litches Medical men are getting a new uniform too It’s called their fc1 ue surgery suit And for you men with beautiful heads of skin comes tins hint: Use real poo instead of sham poo ! Knough is enuf for now If you have any super spectacular yuks Bidden away let us know Just pun a note to the author Co Student Life Now this is 30 until next week Cilirl with Mac Gardner Air-Wic- Ci' e ed heart-rendin- 1 book-bindi- Moon-ihiner- ISY DOUGLAS McKAK As is widely known in this stale many of the faculty members here at Utah State are noted enough to rale mention in the volume of names known as “Who’s Who” However an occurrence that happens less frequently is that of being featured or spotlighted in a nationally-syndicate- d magazine And such I the event for Prof Floyd V Cornahy head of the of Prof Cornahy and his many talUtah Slate art department The ents along the art line In the tall professor rales quite a lot of summer of 1949 he was asked to space and mention in “The Best lend a hand In starting things rol330000 He Ever S(nt” an art- ling at the sninil town Due to his icle written by Herbert Dalmas for efforts in teaching leather art February 16 issue of the Saturday hook rugs and metal work ihe Evening Post The feature covers people of Springdale built up the the history and success of the Zion confidence in themselves Craft Village at Springviile Utah for their present success necessaiy The Zion Craft Village is a small In the Post article special mencorporation started in the summer tion is paid to Prof Cornahy's conof 1949 to raise the Income of fidence Instilling nature At one Springdale Inhabitants by manu- time when the community project facturing and selling leather seemed destined to failure because work hooked rugs and other one woman gave up he calmed her items of handiwork Springdale is and helped her finish her work located at the mouth of beautiful The feature says “He is a tall Zion’s Canyon in southern Utah man with a gentle and hag made a great success of its manner and a reassuring voice” community project and goes on from there in giving Much of this success can be laid much credit for the venture's conto the hard work and enthusiasm tinuance to Prof Cornahy good-lookin- g 'Tfoui (or Color Slides on a Modest Budget The ul m PLAY TRYOUTS - 00 THE PERFECT TEAM Kodak PONY 828 Camera tt Fof sparkling pictures end col of ONLY elides for projection or prints Fast f 45 Lumen- fsj Iced lent Kodak Flash 200 Shutter handsome T wma ttylinj easy operation Quality feature at modest cost Price include federal Tax AaVv The KODASLIDE B 5 an-le- PROJECTOR ONLY m ra ¥4”” You can hsvg Iks thrill of lifc-t- ii projection fof only IJ 450 with ths ’’Merit ” It's eiy to tit— ih cosvenient top fediny hept jrrlnj et mintmum— it’s cool end lurpritinjly brillient Come In today for demomtretio BRUNSON STUDIO 121 South Main bob-taile- Yon will soon break tlie Low if you keep it always stretched pre-me- Pinned I Doyle Perkins Blaine Cummings i Dave Dinsdale Delta Sigma Delta foiieen Knight BYU I Colin Bennion Delta Tahiti Benson Chi Omega Sergene ’ Phylis Turner Kappa Della to Sigma Nu Phi to Nate Tanner Janet Pond Alpha Chi Omega Kappa to Mel Mecham Sigma Chi Phi to Dick Haslam Kappa Sigma to Pat Carstensen Alpha Chi Phi to Recipe for relaxation — take the content of one fiosfy bottle of Coca-Col- Delicious too a Logan Floral &Hi Greenhouse — Corner tlk North and 4 East Phono 1M3 Flowers for All Occasions Expert Corsage Making WENDENES SHOE REPAIR Number 9 North Main — Phono 461 -- J WE CATER TO STUDENTS WE WIU SAVE YOU MONEY tOTTLEO UNDER COCA-COL- -- Coe”fc e reentered hadmarL AUTHOHITV Of 1MI BOilLlNU COMrANY SY CO Oh U i C5 TM COMPANY |