Show -- 4—THE STUDENT LIFE March 31 1949- - Transfer Motto from Library To Cafeteria Scribe Avers JUST BULLEN ‘Pressure Is All Mine1 Says Water Fountain BY BARBARA CROFT “In all thy getting get understanding” might also be the epitaph engraved over the entrance to the cafeteria know--- f How many times has a Well we see a new sanitary fixture has been added to the ledge endeavoring student made distance befountain In the library All well an earnest shortest bee-lin- e two tween points and good That is when the presthe socializing in the even to a drink sure is high enough get from his 11 o’clock main hall) without doing a back flip class to the Commons in an effort Fountains at Utah State are a to satisfy the familiar 12 to 1 Urn strange lot Take the one on the gnaw that thrives ' in the ypperf BY ROSCOE CHEERBORN top floor of the library It must abdomih'fil Cavity V only to find Once upon a time in Athens have an electric eye apparatus at- that a good two-thirmajority tached” because every time you of the farmers and farmerettes had flower of all Greece there lived bend down for a drink the water made the distance between two a man named George Padrocolis points even shorter Reconciling George being a well-rea- d disappears Certain days it gives his individgrowling stomach down to a ual felt that the world up the ghost entirely didn’t Since this is engineering week low grumblenose his mouth fairly appreciate ancient Greece Everywaters his catching quivers we suggest that some enterpris- the tantilizing odor that Is gently one he felt Ignored the glory that ing hydrology expert find a way wafted up the stairs along the was Greece to get a steady- - stream up that line to his perch at the tail-en- d In order to change this drastic ' ''s 9 high ' growl step by by growl Step situation George decided to dedrr--j ‘Depending on how you feel our meal seeker finally makes his icate his life to making people -- about lipstick the fountains in way to the pile of trays In one u the culture of' old appricate vw Commons - provide a pleasant fell swoop one of said is carrying Greece the Wv' ey? ’ly w 'j He completely rebuilt his or unpleasant experience Shut knife fork soup spoon and dessert with house columns and things 12 one ounce spoon plus bouncing your eyes if you’re squeamish Mrs Neva Iorns mother confessor for Utah State’s future engOne Soon his more salad job along reputation spread far The trouble with the fountains jello ineers has a varied background fitting her for her job as secadds a bowl of chicken and wide American the line in the field house is that there noodle son ” retary to Dean Christensen She backs the ‘boys’ in every phase flrWt jTo say to each other: “Let’s go "T1 etc etc pnamkj thCCT: A OgrtaiR pork and beans sausagehekprg of their struggle to become engineers and is fln!rrf3f 7' of Greece so we can visit tendency to run on the floor is Another gentle shove and a grilled by way Padrocolis and see his coalso an annoying feature of said cheese sandwich perches precar- George llection of ancient Greek lore” Trafixtures iously over the soup bowl Nearing A small poll of student opinion the end of the line our famishec vel folders began to say: “Fly to discovers that complaints about friend frantically stacks milk frui Greece for the Golden Fleece” fountains run all the way from juicen pie and ice cream on his As a result of all this publicity over-ladetray while the cashier large crowds began to visit George BY AILENE BROBY ‘too warm’ to ‘give me a shock’ up the total and dis- daily Everyone silently rings began to take an One of the first lessons an engineering student at Utah Gum helps things out too creetly pokes the Inveitable slip interest in classical Greece People Etate learns has nothing to do with tripods and transits between the halves of the grille marveled at his columns and togas cheese k gees like this: “Don’t let it get you down boy Go see Grasping either side of the tray and things To attract more crowds Mrs Irons” It’s given by older engineering students when and carefully stabilizing a wobbly-glas- s George began to serve hemlock the going gets rough for younger ones of milk with his chin our tea — Mrs Neva Iorns is secretary friend makes his way to a seclude All was well and good except also has a son studying corner to enjoy his feast In peace for one to the dean of engineering and thing Hemlock tea cost He sinks his fork Into the jiggly technology at Utah State On the Perfectly blended are her two Utah State is now the proud salad and George didn’t have tho tune of a 1 o’clock money to careers business and homemakin side she’s mother-confessfather of one Steinway piano whistleto much He borrowed — money from class' at one food to eat Is Justly proud of her family which was to have arrived at the two some of the nation’s rich uncles future She until bill to they would ya just can’t win! up of William V Irons her institution for the Utah Symphony That’spay builders She’s one of the main made no him lend we more “In all say why thy reasons why Utah State goes on husband with the U S geologica concert of Feb 10 getting get understanding” Finally he hit on a plan If he Richard her ton survey attending Information to this effect was Bring own turning out confident engineers lunch! your the University of Idaho in Moscow put an urn in his front room and Knows All on a football scholarship and her gained from a meeting at Salt told people their w ish would come Her unofficial chaplaincy to Lake City where USACs Pres governor queried a in true daughter if they Sally high junior a coin into engineers is just a part of the Job school Franklin S Harris was leader of “Whatever we have Is not too it he would dropped soon have to Mrs Iorns She is the one She went plenty of with a delegation offering a poverty much” Dr Harris answered recollege through So he an urn in his who will slay late to type a term her husband money put well iea to Utah’s Gov J Bracken motor vehicles He front room and told people their to the ferring paper correcting mistakes as she acquainted withbecoming' of Lee for additional funds for school the goes She is the one who' 'will call becoming an engineer hardships explained that the grand piano desires would be realized If they both They student-husbanmaintenance d a out of class graduated from the (opr new Steinway) was plaoed In dropped a coin into it and soon University of It was while his expectant wife Is being Idaho After hat the apparent the gover instructor’s home temporarily he had plenty of money receiving a B S rushed to the hospital She is the in secretarial science she nor was sympathetic to the causes pending completion of a remodeldegree In fact he had so much money one who knows where everyone of the school but stated that the ing school for one year the at school taught project he didn’t know where to keep it and everything in the engineering revenue for the institution was not The Indispensable the The urn gofc fuller and fuMer and governor suggested school can be found well-suited Her career at USAC available ' trustees and president oft the col he Mrs Iom’s office not only con' assistbegan to be afraid someone part-tim- e Gov began Lee by giving suggested that the in- lege make a further effort to would sneak in tains the customary filing cabinets ance then only at night and steal temporary full- stitution make an effort at stream-inin- g operate on the budget allowed and desks and typewriters but its time Tuther all ‘ soon his So he had a special money indispensability the faculty and cutting then “come to the board of exami-ee- s walls boast numerous birth an- became evident Each both id year for urn This lid the designed down on nouncements wedding Invitations the students and other expenses “For inand ask for relief make stance built-i- n faculty’ lad a burglar alarm With group pictures and letters with their demands and she agrees to the institution has 75 On first hearing about the ils In the urn with the The money short return for one more motor vehicles Do you need them )iano one Logan businessman said postmarks alarm Jolly woman with large kind eyes If ever there is a year burglar George felt secure controversy all? I understand that a grand ‘If the taxpayers want to see the about and a sympathetic mouth can't one his Is certain: Mrs Iorns iano (our new money nano they bought they van look Steinway) bear to' lose contact with her will thing' A Moral: be on the student’s side recently and placed li t It through the window — if they Grecian urn Grecian safe Is a “boys” After the boys have left whether he Is In the or right the home of an Instructor” the eep off the grass” the campus they always think of She believes rules cannot Mrs Iorns when an Important wrong be made without breaking them event occurs In their lives because when with humans Mrs Iorns has worked In the there Is alwaysdealing i an exception Mrs engineering department at USAC Iorns believes completely in - the for five years She has spent ten quality of her engineers And the years working with engineering faculty as well as the students students and has been married to regard her as the guiding light KfoWteW-feV- i an engineer for twenty years She of the engineers (by-passi- ng George the Greek Chinses Out With a Grecian ds -- hn '£''' 's :ngineers VUUld Give Right Leg of Tripod for Mrs Iorns Lost Chord Found As Governor : Locates Steinway or -- far-aw- ay -- m'iv NOV — ENDS SAT! “CHICKEN EVERY OPEN AT 12:45 SUNDAY' Show Starts 1 P M — -- it f few L VP'-- ' picture ever model love ' omid the vK 1 vf v:JA V-- $$ 'IjL 9'gantic a city destroyed a &' M-- E CLARK : $p(ecta‘! s M re I i SV presents ' GABLE JEANETTE MacDONALD SPENCER TRACY w Alan Hale Ann Rutherford Robert Deltas — PLUS BUGS BUNNY CARTOON — PARAMOUNT NEWS with JACK HOLT A JESSIE RALPH TED HEALY WSVAN DYKE PRODUCTION fritmi it JOHN IWEJtSON and BEHNASO ametro-gcldwyn-may- masterpiece reprint irMMI SEE THE 4:40 SHOW AT MATIXEE PRICES! 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