Show 4— THE STUDENT LIFE Nov IS 1948- - Paleozoic Period Probably GONE! Put Pressure on Coed Species Fades Info Thing of Past By ROSCOE TIMMONS Our radio took one of its broody spells night before last —crooners going gargly newsmen fading out stations contesting each other irritably — and ended its evening by BY BOB SORENSEN preaching evolution It wasn't just ordinary is drab a coed evolution either It was rhyming evolution Today’s college uninteresting creature with ideal- set to music and angled at a girlfriend Like this (bring up istic Ideas on life and big feet wailing violin in distance) : — In “When you were a tadpole and I Sne Is completely wrapped was a fish burdensome burlap sports big In the paleozoic time square shoulders and Is given to And side by side on the ebbing tide enjoying cups of coffee between classes We sprawled through the ooze and ” slime Men mean nothing to her She uses a man only as a source of Wierd eh? We ask you hearmore and better acquaintances ing that would you not have put she beguiles him into believing down your geology text and listhat she is his little sweet butter- tened? We did and heard even cup when she shows poison ivy stranger verses all rolled smoothly we all over off a moody tongue’ Pop-eye- d " turned world made No Figure jottings: We were She has completely forgotten the on In the lathe of time art of being the weet charming amphibians scaled and tailed little creathre that God— made We coiled at ease ’neathi the dripThe eons came and her up to be She has lost her ping trees Then light and eons fled figure in swaths of maddening the material In trying to duplicate swift through the jungle trees we Thus man she has lost the ability to swung on our airy flights be a woman She is alternately a life by life and love by love we chemist a bacteriologist a sports strange and She breath by breath and death by reporter and a avoids home economics and shuns death we followed the chain of Dr Roy Harris ‘Internationally famous composer now In residence courses on ” families and change at USAC has developed his music in the American tradition Many how to develophappy them Delmonico’s of his works including a symphony are based on folk melodies Her shapely legs are encompasIt went on like that rhyming sed by long swinging skirts that climbing (make violin strong strimade Grandpa swear back in the dent) a voice “deep in the gloom days when swearing had to be In- of a fireless cave” mumbling “the spired She frowns when she used bones of the slain” And then sudto laugh and makes faces at men denly after a verse “lived by blood who oggle her and right of might” this came: Tresses Short cabin on Lincoln's birth a in born was Harris “And that was a million years ago log Roy y American is the rooted in in The music as present-dain a time that no man knows yet glamour gal deeply day and his here' tonight in the mellow light tradition as his birthplace and date Not of the high brow her baggy sweater her her we glasses sit at Delmonico’s” (Segue vioto as one of the comes our set Dr Harris campus leading skirts and her short lin into “Buttons and Bows”) We contemporary composers in the world tresses colored Henna thank by felt like a monkey being handed Dr Harris' musical develop- you is a walking nightmare The a martini or (in case you don’t ment from driving a truck by 'day Quartet his Piano Quartet and his poor male is confuse'd air her " by like like a werewolf flung martinis) and studying at night to the Piano Sonata Tie' received the of superiority baffled by her in- into a’ book-revietea! And like result holds now is the he rank Foundation Prize difference disheartened at her a cat with a mouse (still with us?) of the love for music which he Guggenheim two years in succession and was complete lack of understanding once radio more his “sowed our and dogas child a developed When he seeks a partner for his on well the to fame way ged determination to hiake good troubles he finds only an arrogant Night-- Classes Folk Songs bundle of cruel disinterest When 'Coming out of “World' War— I he seeks romance he gets a disDr Harris believes that the where he served as a private Roy course of chemical analysis When Harris attended night classes at basic foundations of our culture he yearns to whistle at pretty legs the Southern branch of the "Un- are' built in the high schools and lie finds he is wasting his time of the land He says: “In for he can find none that are exiversity of California while driv- colleges the of tomorrow music will world ing a truck by day His first orr posed chestral score was received en- have a prominent place in our He cries to the heavens but thusiastically by his teachers and cultural life and certainly the nothing happens So he resigns given a performance by the New music activities of educational in- himself to his fate and dreams of York Philharmonic Following stitutions will take ah important that bygone day when the college coed was of all things a woman this he was offered a chance to place in that new world continue his studies in the east From there we went to Paris to study under Nadia Boulanger d While in Paris Dr Harris Piano his Concerto for Clarinet and Strings his String (dahh-ditdit-dahh-d- it) dry-farm- er Composer Bases Music In American Tradition horn-rim-n- the-flo- ed or w spawn in the world’s dim dawn” and then invited us to “drink anew to the time when you wre a tadpole and I was a fish” Glorious Hair The thing' has us baffled Not since our radio drowned Sam Spade just as he reached for $50000 has it done anything so eccentric as this and never has it been so bizarre We’re afraid - to turn it on again— not until after it’a had a good long rest anyway Much more strain and it'll come out for Trot-sk- y What’s more we’re afraid we’ll be sitting in s6me candlelight-and-win- e place needing a cheerful toast and this will come surging up out of our brutish frame: “I was thewed like an Auroch bull and tusked like the great cave bear and you my sweet from head to feet were gowned in your ” glorious hair Help you with your coat dear? TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Gold Ever sharp Ball pen has been borrowed by a student girl whom didmiscontact me since ten days ago Kindly return It to Mrs Logan Librarian of Main Library USAC campus Mustafa Ibrahim Barbary Wanted: 'One bookkeeper preferably inale to keep the books for six beautiful but dumb coeds who are batchingit and are ing budget troubles Phone 924-: W Is Quality You Trust com-pose- EXQUISITE! EXCLUSIVE! EXCITING! FORMALS Peek-A-Bo- o hoop skirts petticoat and full flares On end off shoulder effects see one of these lovelies To is to want one EDWARD’S MILLINERY And Ready-To-We- 33 West -- ar st North J MU |