Show -- 4—THE STUDENT LIFE March 11 1943 You Think Paul a Myth n It Believe Now "Don't You If HED'N ROUND When All About You Are Losing BY GERRY HATCH In an effort to restore the faith of the -- im ng number of foresters and other students beginning to believe that Paul Bunyan is just a figment of their ethereal -imaginations your reporter journeyed deep into the Wasatch mountains to get a personal interview with the fabulous character of the North Woods Theirs Blaming We returned from our exvacatended between-quarttion feeling about as fit as an omelet But since tightening our belts bias become something of a habit we face the coming intellectual deluge with a size IS waist The most fascinating condition ever-increasi- er -- T p vv a ' i-- v£- - ' &$ C4 - 'x - iX V? $ observe since’ our return is the continuation of the bookstore book line problem This time A J jlaiMiilt' however our student contemporone thembut aries can blame no laboratory are Richard Doing research work in the selves All during the last two Yao Both students have Wang" left and Chang Tslang Weeks of Winter quarter while at Johns St Shanghai China University Chemistry degrees from tegistration was supposedly being carried out the bookstore Graduate-Studen(and points surrounding) were ts untenanted lint com£aritively this week the entire lower hall locks like a stockyard marketing corral Oh well misery craves BY JOHN WRIGLEY company It is a long distance from the lower in China than here a full One of our professors let go shining Pogodas of China to the course dinner with a generous With a gem the other day (and tower of Utah State but two portion of beef steak can be had A this early in the quarter if you Chinese graduate students are for as low as fifty cents in home the at tne be difference About can imagine) It caused a few quite only in Widstoe tween St Jdhns and the USAC laboratories raised eyebrows in front of naris the dress of the students The row minds but caused a few Hall now is Other thoughts which unhamInvestigation underway Chinese students wear the tradipered by acquiescence sprout to determine how arsenic on tional gowns The Chinese however like our American students lerth in budding glory plant affeJts' honey bees by 1 he statement loosely quoted g Yao 24 His cousin enjoy slipping into a little coffee Wa this: “Religion has caused a Richard Wang 23 is shop between classes and talking B in retard progress than studying the greater complex vitamin over the affairs of the day In this country when we ’of - sheep and other To tissues in factor” the that any single We s ay without any thought of chickens patronize a Chinese restaurant must have our Chow Mein we “Amen” sacrilege Both men graduated with a Blind unthinking unquestion- degree in chemistry from St In China it is reserved as a treat ing acceptance never allows for Johns university in Shanghai for afternoon tea It is a sort of progress Progress is made only They report that there are many substitute for our sandwiches on by the doers the tryers — those foreign students attending this such occasions Both men intend doing further “crrzy” men who think up some school and they are composed in this country as well as new possibility that makes all study mostly of white Russians the customs of people facts useless observing previous accepted Americans usually think of the in both metropolitan and rural and more important false The people of the far east as leisurely areas of ‘‘fact” that the earth was flat the United States after walking around in which will return to their stood unquestioned until Colum- - gowns they eating rice three times native land' bus other examples are legion a day with chop sticks and Their studies at Utah State are And as a final choice ironical chanting quaint time d About under the direction of Dr Delpossibility — perhaps all of our tunes in their spare ' bert Greenwood He current “facts” w iJJL appear the only thing that is true with has as humorous “beliefs” in some this type of wide gained recognition is the bright thinking refuture generation Get away colored gowns and the tradi- through his search at Iowa State college and from that swinging door little tional eating equipment gal ! The people living in southern the University of Chicago China do eat a good deal of rice I case you aren’t one of those However in the other sections for unate individuals who act- wheat is the staff "of life just uary enjoy and appreciate as it is in our own BeSh kespeare don’t let that be cause the standard country of living is an adequate reason of not the local film production of Henry V Take it from lectual guiderk got on the same one who has already seen the general track with a statement picture it is exquisite The color about expectation Well to be alone is worth the price of ad- perfectly truthful the comment mission wasn’t exactly on expectation it But aside from the sheer vis- was on f optimism — which ual beauty this film has some to approximately the To name same thing Very rare moments COLUMBIA PICTURES only two: an absolutely entrancHe mentioneT that faith took ing scene between the young the place of worry and frustrapresents Jfeniy and the little French roy- tion In other words faith wheal maid and the powerful shot ther absolute or slightly quesof the charging military hoards tioning is supposed to compenThe first scene is a lesson in sate for unsureness We wonder theatrical restraint that is poetry To be stimulated toward proin motion the second a scene gression one must question and of such blood and thunder dra- questioning in any sense dismatic force that it leaves (he counts faith and acceptance An audience nearly exhausted It’s appeaser at this moment might a good show mention that a position somewhere between the two extremes Coincidence is a strange thing would be perfect residence We’ll The same day that we wrote the leave it to your own mindfulness tit about our professor’s apt But remember faith without fomment another of our intel-- t works is dead we x v MX Chinese Conduct Chemical Research bio-chemis- Ting-Chan- - Transfer Student Boasts Super MagicianshJp psychology and speech transfer from Purdue University has brought new talents in mystery to the Aggie $ampus of Washington D C is more than a magician He has been able to decipher as many as one hundred objects from a mixture and name 'them in sequence in a mental teleHe reads minds pathy act through heavy concentration knows numerous card tricks and of hypnosis has a knowledge known only to the best artists in the magician field Dan Overlade Overlade’s power of hyn-nos- is has had complete control of as many as 25 persons at the While under this same time the power subject becomes sensitive only to Dan’s suggestions He can make the subject sleep appear drunk sing or yell He can cause parts of their body to become insensitive to pain and can turn an alcoholic or smoker or into a all - through hypnosis non-drink- er non-smoker- — the power of : gay-color- ed high-pitche- bio-chem- ist bio-chemi- After a tedious trip of three ' “ days by scooter over rocky mountain trails we found mighty Paul in Koldbum Cavern where his engineer kidnappers had hidden him It was indeed gratifying to find the giant Bunyan so supremely content as h he sat on ills bed playing with the new erector set the transit packers had given him Paul has been enjoying himself as a guest of the engineers ever since his mysterious disappearance from the campus just before the Paulless Paul’s Party last spring With the chosen sons of Ireland celebrating their engineering fetes next week the brawny Bunyan was asked if he thought he would be present at their Brown Jug Party Displaying a twinkle in his eye reminiscent of old Saint Nick’s Paul hinted that with Engineers’ Week and Foresters’ Week coming up he would likely put in an appearance on the Aggie campus before long but being the modest man he is he requested Tthat there be no publicity as to the exact time or place The king of the lumber-jack- s also said that if he had his druthers he’d druther not make this year’s debut the same as in previous years ie dangling on a yard of hemp tied to the top of the quad flagpole ‘‘How does it feel to have the engineers and foresters continually feuding over the possession of you?” your reporter asked The magnificent giant of the g Great North Woods his bass voice making the very answered mountains tremble ‘‘Duuuh I don’t feel nuthin’ ” r j §J pine-boug- A Mr f j He has performed his magical skills before overseas troops guests tit Sun Valley Idaho and on numerous stage and floor shows throughout the Eastern states rum-fclin- Dan Overlade is now planning an appearance locally and the students of Utah State will have an opportunity to watch one of their own number display abilities in the magic field which will entertain and amuse them t- -i e At LAST TIMES 70DAY! 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