Show aor two STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH DECEMBER STUDENT LIFE 1941 Member Fbsociafod Gcllejsia'o Press News Campus ftooms Campus 110 Commons Building Telephone m Wednesday telephone 50 the nooiatol ‘tuIints of tJe I tnji State Agricul- 75 — after 7 p FiiblMiud wwkls liv tural Ptlmil h f’iTik f irl Punting eomjians FnMftd ns sec- nl t ts otU mutUr Soptwulier I'los at 1ok&u Ltabu uniit r act of n7 Man U £ Amp'ami1 for mailing at pttial late uf pot t age ptovided fur m sMtnm lino At t of Oitubei d 1927 POP NATION! ftCPRES&NTeO BY ADVERTISING National Advertising! Service Inc Editor-In-Chi- 'spoils IMi'ors 3tun Ei rite Editor Richard Romney Edltoi Im h f itp aturo Editor on EdPor Future lot? 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Smiti’ Maxim lairovm Him-- l Stalf Hob fame Munagii nub lutl n Htiwine yy stotldnd Asi t Hu For the last few weeks we have watched students and professors get W Pnrhinxfi''lces or Pai'UnS around the Bluebird anj as these arrests became more numerous (in fact 65 have been made Tickets in about the last three weeks) we decided to find out why The idea is that there is a sign on the east i alk that says “No forking inform ation at all Some have decided this meant not to park just where the sign was One explanation was that you couldn’t park on the whole east side of the road What the sign does mean according to the local police department is that there can be no cars parked south of the first sign on the east road Also there can be no parking in front of the two gates south of the sign The thing that is most perplexing to the students who are arrested is th‘at they go down to the police office and are fined one dollar while the professors that are can argue out of being fined What caught the students dislike is that there ought to be some uniformity in who is fined and for what For instance one student was fined for parking south of the sign so he paid his dollar The next day a professor was given a ticket for an identical situation as the student When he got to the police station all he said was “If I can’t park south of this sign how far north of it must I go to park?” He didn’t pay the fine --- 65 Parking”-jnstJLik&Jjiat- that intrigue - us: On next- to the door lead- ing into the Club Billiards we saw 'this sign tonight: jf 47! ‘C°me n and ” ® :pp the world's largest collection of salt and pepf— per shakers” We didn't accept the but n v i tation we felt an urge5 and we might sometime but only on a nice Hickman quiet mornm when business is slack At Colorado State on one of the rear doors of heir elegant new Student Union is marked with the terse command ‘Scram Bum!" Evidently the influx of defense industry has not as yet Or taken all those wanderers maybe its merely an advance warning for those dark days of depression we may expect in eight or ten years - poll-typ- y wicked people V Sam Bailey ef f'Hlder Pickett Aiuicrsou SIGNS 1 Bryce Albertson — forester and conies by it naturally Richhis dad being a forest supervisor of some sort field boy with a brother at tlve U Pi Kap and modest goes for a KKG in patronizes campus industries Salt Lake shirks pivot positions in military drill who hangs around the Intercollegiate Knight main hall a LaRee Rasmussen— Redmond three miles north of with somewhere in Utah sponsor j military of becoming air hostess types for Les Pocock : gives males reasons for eager to finish college second looks journalistic mind gives tips tp publicity chem student office peoplp 'won medal for small bore rifle shooting Jane Moss — well up on the old and new jokes Davis high and Bountiful Spur and Chi Omega drives a grey Mercury claims ability to do the hula confesses lipsticks shoe sizes and w'hat have coupe blonde with no romantic complications you hashed at West Yellowstone where she says she fell in love and played with the bears discusses her dates ' writes let while lives under sleeping regulations JOBS AND JOBS ters hates are open in Utah accordRa’ph Smith — flier with sarcastic tone in voice ing to Ray B Adams who spoke in in fact t get along with SAE who has 60 hours of today— easy assembly chapel e attend' 25000 of them will be open next flying won’t complain about him summer in the state for young ed 0g2cn high and one year' at Weber junior college men and women he said provides de luxe frequent expeditions to home town But it went against our grain blind dates has a new to report junior according “lEsss Wj3££ he — V Business Manager Associate Editor Coverage Editor Vws Editor MPA?mnTA(LY Didel by ineda hicknmn the window Hidel- - Charlotte Henroid and Ruth Smith — can’t consider one without the other write good corny assemblies surrealistic poetry fans stuff that few' people can underby stan andersen and Alpha stand intimate dorm girls’ Chi pledges transfers from the old marriage bureau Gripers about the outlandishness like cherry pies and brag on people of the Aggies’ you know where - ' “A’ e who send them tests on day assembly conduct Gallup should take a lesfounders of the purpity league purity and impurity Student Life and son from Umver-sittell borderline jokes Provo of Glasgow likd very nice or very Buzzer juicy scandal notes ¥'& Publisher Representative Ave New York N Y sam Francisco Los angilcc Boston Chicago Authorized August 22 1918 C allege 420 Madison Student subscription from fee Mail subscription rate $100 per year On The Campus We Saw-- - On The Bandwagon 1942 1940 4 - -- mis-parki- 1 last year 4-- L rr T jnXKaf Keep’ Em Flying i i first paragraph of last column The flying club will meet Thursday at 7 pm At that time a constitution which has been drawn up will be adopted Application forms for a charter in the National Intercollegiate Flying club will also be passed on and plans for a club dance will be made Lost from the ranks of the secondary training class is Earl England junior who left November 16 to join the army flying cadets Alternate Wynn Freeman will take England’s place in training Gail Duncan the other alternate is still in the hospital while the leg he broke in the game mends “One-poiLitz” is what they’re calling Leon Litz since his recent feat of making a landing on the of the plane All students secondary and primary have soloed with the exception of one student who has begn ech mcally grounded because of a mix-u- p in his registration papers New flying suits have been purchased for secondary students by the flying service Instructor Kidman recently fiew the cub coupe back from Oakland where the ship had been taken for installation of landing lights flares and a radio for use in night flying instruction Pla-- week’ c j Aggie-Denv- nt tail-whe- Foresters’ Lost ng MONDAY nd still intended When “Tud” made this comment we saw in it immediately a solution or partial solution to the noise problem in the library The explanation of the situation was evident Students have gradually moved their “bull sessions” and “love scenes” to the library where they are interfering with students who do use that building as intended In exchange some of those whor"‘ want to study have moved to the lounges At least we suppose the women’s lounge is so used We’ve never been there but intend to go now the old custom has been reestablished — L P vented the game of basketball played it only twice Must have sprained his knee Ed Bohrer columnist in the Idaho Gengal states that the world has become a flaming theater of war A sharpie this Mr Bohrer if ever we saw one We read Dorothy Thompson who knew that ’way es is a rosy futuie in stole for the young man or woman who takes disdefense- - training today” V agree We concur with Prc ident Roosevelt and with most i duca-tor- s that a completion of one’s education at this time is tL one important thing to sit or The connotation of the jarase Leonard Johnson — known as Toad for some obscure "defense training" is one of tem' ’sophomore intramural manager and phys-e- d porary standing only To tiv it reason t talks about Cincinnati Reds fails to widen into any futurr and major fi an Preston Idaho unless a person has the foresight fmm the time baseball season ends until it ends again to see how- his present job will fit likev a Preston high school brunette farm boy into the future world he is headed referees intramural sports lives with wild gang for a blind alley Our opinion only of' course hand-holdin- ht ns I OF SOME comfort to those of us optimistically hoping to enter the Fourth k Estate next spring at is the fact that Presidential Secretary Stephen Early was a reporter covering the navy department when Franklin Roosevelt was assistant secretary of the navy fifteen-a-v-ee- Bunyanites Engies Bury Helchct Vie For Brown Jug Intense competition hand-to-han- d - rivalcombat jousts ry t V will all be occasioned tonight’ by the “Little Brown Jug” symbol of supremacy when the engineers and foresters get together td vie for its possession The Little Brown Jug - which first made its appearance two years ago is a brown cider jug which has engraved on it a pair of crossed axes and a tripod and transit symbolizing the two ancient rivals Immediately after its initial appearance it disappeared mysteriously from the hands of the engineers and was later discovered on top of the forestry building Among the traditional events of the evening will be the great faculty handicap in which the professors from both schools engage in tests of skill Last year the engineers’ faculty pushed a baby buggy around the room faster than the foresters’ but were disqualified because their corsets were not properly t fastened Captains of the two teams will be club presidents Dave Latimer of the foresters and Ray Hugie of the engineers In the past the engineers have proved themselves the most proficient at the the parlor athletics having copped the trophy for the last two years 1 ‘ TRUE Christmas spirit was exemplified in the experience of two Kent State (Ohio) university men who were ejected from their rooming house by their irate housemother Unable to ' contact the dean of m-- n or the dean of women they NOTICE! phoned the president of the unik scholarship meetas last a resort versity will be held Thursday Deceming They spent the night as guests ber 4 at 7:30 p m in the men's of the president lounge Refreshments will be served and a program will be TWO SECONDS Sears-Roebuc- Aggies Battle For Air Lanes What started out to be an ordinary intramural sports-calast Monday turned out all to be a verbal free-fo- r with students Stan Andersen Bryce E Roe and Sam Bailey announcer Ted and a recorded commercial fighting it out for the ears of the KVNU listeners The Aggie intramural broadcast proceeded smoothly till the final minutes when unknown to the boys they ran over their allotted time At this point the announcer broke in to tell them that they were off the air but forgot to shut them off The last minute resulted in the confusion of having a recorded commercial playing in the foreground accompanied by the announcer’s closing words Bailey droning away in the background and Andersen and Roe quibbling about an obscure point over another microphone Strictly unrehearsed we assure you and Andersen and Roe are expecting a summons Irom the federal communications commission for profanity over the st Ros-kel- ly air-lan- behind the screen play was the sound track at “The Little Foxes” Tuesday night But in spite of the lagging speeches we enjoyed the movie immensely and recommend it as a definitely specimen of the celluloid ing for Airways in South Africa That’s a long ways away We noted the other day a news photo of Helen Hayes reading a script Included in the legend at the bottom of the picture was the following: “Her coiffure suggests that any minute now she may be off for a romp” In the woods with the deer no doubt Drew Pearson and Robert S Allen the remarkables from down were finally Washington way stumped t'other day In theilr capacity as answer men for “Information Please’ they were asked to supply the total of the salaries paid the nine justices of the supreme court plus the salary of Secretary of State Cordell Hull plus the salary of William Kund-se- n They missed It by one dollar Their answer was $195501 They did not know that Knudsen generally known as a dollar-a-yeman actually does not draw a dollar Not a cent in fact Strikes us Knudsen is getting rooked He should have at least sixty cents Piece of justice in Pearson and Allen getting stumped on the question was the fact that it was submitted by Senator Claude Pepper of Florida who has been verbally dug on occasion by the two columnists He won $25 and an encyclopedia Astonishing discovery that the lounges have been coeducational all the while opens up whole new vistas for campus socialites But where will some of us sleep possibly in the library except the tables are too hard Since decision last night it's lights out at 11:30 at the women’s residence hall This is a SCOOP the first this column can claim Next week’s paper it seems will appear on the campus oz Friday instead of the accustomed Thursday This paper next Friday by the way will be the last this term as the week after that final exams will keep all us journalists quite busy The week after that there will be no school—therefore no paper ar SPfAKIHG1 'hjP fv Labor union that strikes our fancy: Loyal Legion of Loggers and Lumbermen Better knoun as the club they no doubt room-matLive and ’L of a Lilting Life The day was when the Aggies were veritable tramplers on the football field In 1919 Utah State tcfnT'hrtr'-mTy-'dtiran over Idaho Tech Ida I iae Johnson — blonde from North Cache high and now roughshod Idaho Southern university band used to twirl in Richma J undergoes agony score of 138-- 0 likes toast toasted According to reports at the loof batclung and cooking for herself hates all cal newspaper office Jack “Jinx” 'secretarial science ' bread to’ be specific “FORESTRY AND NATIONAL classes except social dancing in which she likes one par- Hemnger sports editor of Student DEFENSE” sets the theme for boss’s knee Life two years back is now workdreams of a good-lookiticular putner digni-tied-looki- ng loud-speak- er Sal-in- would-be-wolv- NIGIIT Crawfo lycum was Dorothy whose performance- both’ amusd and amazed the audience with its clever dialogue and adeptness of presentation We paused before the door which Since she based the characters opened into the main library reading which she satirized on actual perroom and gazed through the glass win- sons their resemblance to persons dow at a gangling freshman who was of our own acquaintance- - was unleaning over almost half the length of canny But someday we expect someone the table to speak to a fellow classtc do a take-of- f on Miss Crawford mate seated at the other end A Dr Chester J Myers received a senior was making no at- letter from her a few days before g tempt to hide the spree he was staging with her arrival listing the preparations his girl-frieAnother student was slumped into his chair he could make for her coming It his head cradled in his arms on the table seems she requested “a velvet lined Audible proof of the chaos came when we opened the dressing room” and was very door The blast of mingled whispers mumbles muffled careful to explain that when she said right” she meant “the groans and possibly snorers fairly blew the door shut behind actor’s“stage she Unfortunately us Seeking the quiet solitude conducive to actual study we was not right” in velvet the night of walked slowly down the stairs and headed for the men’s December 1 lounge in the Commons Tlie situation there was quite the opposite Two sleepy fellows lay stretched on the davenports A third sat with on the radio which he had his ear dose to the turned down as if it were mid-nigin a boarding house Two other students labored over their trigonometry in the inner lounge Soon we too were studying interrupted only by the clock which struck every 15 minutes We have done this repeatedly but have never thought of the paradox until it was called to our attention the other day by dimunitive “Tud” Tarbet who can renyember the time when both the men’s and women’s lounges w'ere Puzzled by the situation “Tud” has checked with the various administrative otfices on the campus and ascertained that the co-e- d ucational yse of these lounges is six-foot- er ? the 1942 Utah Juniper Kenneth Hampton — down from Chicago— is the forester selected to the editor's post for the forthcoming issue Cooperating with Kenny will be Dave Bernstein and Cliff d associate editors with Bill Rozyneck and Will Larson in the capacities of managers Vital cog in making this years a Juniper literary success will be the personal advice of “Doc” McLaughlin acting as faculty advisor Utah State members of the national forestry honorary fraternity Xi Sigma Pi will hold a meeting Wednesday evening to discuss new Gay-nar- initiates Those chosen will be upperclassmen who have maintained a high standard of scholarship while being active participants in school activities Leading species in this year's farm program of the Forest Nursery are Siberian Elm and Russian Olive Available for distribution to farmers in Utah are 200000 trees 75 per cent of which will be used for windbreak and the remaining 25 per cent for woodlots All the work ' in conjunction with thi underdone by students been has taking in the school of forestry In one session of Fun and Hospitality — the engineers will be feted by foresters tonight at the yearly joint meeting of the two clubs Unlike other years where “Arch Rivalry" dominated the this years program will promote a fraternal “comrade” The era of "swiped pants” and “cows wandering through the engineering building” is no more tree-planti- ts er H ome X Ellen H Richards founder of the Home Economics association will be honored by the Home Economics club Thursday December 11 in the reception room of the commons building The meeting will be sponsored by the junior division of the club with President Rosalie Wolf jn charge A pantomime depicting the life of Mrs Richards will make up the program Mrs Richards was born December 3 1842 She holds the honor of being the prime mover and first president of the American Home Economics association which was organized on December 31 1908 Executive officers of the newly organized junior Home Economics club will be Rosalie Woolf president Wanda Wyn secretary and Leah Wadley representative The object of the junior club is to foster enthusiasm among freshman girls for home economics projects Advisors Melba Christensen Helen Wadsworth and Frances Montrose are members of the senior club which includes all other home economics girls y Freshman Girls — Come In! Dean Holds Open Office Freshman girls! Have you met the dean of women? Surely you must have some problem you’d like to tell to a willing ear or even shed a homesick tear on her sympathetic shoulder Is there some little advice you’d like? Maybe you’d just like to make a new friend But anyway she wants to meet you and will be in her office from 10 to 11:30 a m every day and from 1:30 to 3 Tuesday Wednesday and It’s an invitaThursday afternoons Come on in! tion ! art Winter Sports Equipment SKIS BINDINGS SKI BOOTS KNIT GLOVES SOCKS ETC Popular St les! Hardwood Professional Skis At Wholesale Prices! Logan Hardware Co LOGAN LAUNDRY & DRY GLEANERS Phone 438 241 North Main It’s Hello Days for the Class of '44 next week Sophomore classes as a rule are notorious for their inactivity but we think this class is setting a precedent for pep and good planning that will be difficult to follow— However more words next week when the week’s activities are completed Anyway we wish them success Rain in December just isn’t our conception of Christmas so we were glad when it turned to snow last night — especially since we found our lost galoshes PLAY BILLIARDS The Game of Skill at MODEL BILLIARDS No Cramming Necessary! For swell flavor and real chewing fun -t- he answer is delicious Wrigley’s Spearmint Gum FA za v BOTTLED UNDE ( Of AUTHORITY CRYSTAL COCA-COLWest 1st North A THE COMPANY BOTTLING BY CO liOgnn Utah |