Show 1't PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN The STUDENT LIFE Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing company Entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah UDder act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided fur in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Thursday’s Hash - - the Man in the Green Eyeshade UTAH MARCH 23 1939 Scribble Impresses Critic Finds Interest For All - BY MARY ERWIN English Department which went on sale The spring issue of SCRIBBLE collection of prose and an week this interesting For the past four years we have presents stood in registration lines at the poetry Although some of the work may impress the readbeginning of 12 different quarters er as being occasionally commonplace and immature on for Heaven knows how many the whole the selections are excellent and representative hours Monday after we had underof student writing at its best The editor Mabel Allred gone the ordeal for the last time and her staff are to be commended on the efficient handling in our college career something of a difficult task — that of choosing suitable and varied snapped and clear as a bell the nature solution to the standing problem material for a publication of this Sit-Do- ‘ ron REPHIBINTIO NATIONAL ADVCNTI9IM4 NY National Advertising Service Inc College Publishers Representative new York N Y Ave San Pancisco Boston Los anoeli 420 Maoison chiiaao Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston ' LEONARD McDonald BILL WARD Wendell H Sorensen Francis Burgle Lola Jensen Tom Judd Harold Simpson Mary Lindsay Editor-In-Chi- Acting Business Manager Asst Business Mgr ’Acting Associate Editor Associate Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Society Editor Proof Editor News Editor June Parker Donald Roush ef News Staff: Sam Bailey Gaylon Rosenbaum Genevieve Porter Louise Christensen Margaret Bello Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes George Weston Neva Nuttall Edward Crook Max Conrad Leola Janson Clint Mecham Outstanding Prose came to us The college should “I Being Man” is perhaps the most outstanding prose provide every student registering with a camp stool on which to piece in the magazine It demonstrates an unusual feeling park his anatomy during the tedi- for the value of words a keen power of observation and the ous hours when his quarter's course ability to create a sustained mood — all of which are gets birth amidst countless rubber strengthened by an intelligent and philosophic approach g lines stamps and “What Next?” minded will Those who are never-endin- Schoolma’m Soliloquizes Axe the Forester Payson Feature Writers: Bernell Winn Helen Wnght Dorretta Salisbury Meda Brown Elda Allred Mar Jean Tyson Marjorie Hanson Jay Cragun enjoy geologically This is a flippant clever and acj by Harold R WeinfT opcurate enough survey of the evolution of man from the portunity pass without calling your earliest ages “I Am I Am I” by Aline Bennett is an amusattention to the fact that we are at “stream of consciousness” writing entirely attempt ing not going to talk about Spring innocent of conventional capitalization and punctuation If in this column s making the reader as confused as she appears to be was the love to hunt and fish They would An extremely sad story can be author’s goal then this literary novelty is a success had time Oh yes and we understand this is Ruth Harding’s read between the lines in a letter Anyone wh has cherished memories of his first dog too if they only2 - No Gun No H Ran across some of the folks Well — we’ll tell which appears in today’s “In the will find a sympathetic emotional reaction in Vinton MerIt used to be said that a forester's Mail" department on this page rill’s Dog Jack” consistently written in childish dialect best friends were his horse and his you more about the place and the job next week after we’ve “My For some unknown reason the boys “Moans from the Bone Crusher” made a stab at classroom discipline by Grace Anderson will axe a forester has no need with the money bags couldn’t see Y'ours with cardiac palpitations those who daily ride the local for aToday to realistic seem himcut humorously he and horse might the way clear to finance five Ag“LemENN ARR terms the most bus author the school which picturesquely self with an axe Years ago gie wrestlers in a jaunt to Ogden Spring Somehow we can't let this ie Tight-wad- last weekend for the Intermountain AAU Wrestling meet The team won first place at the meet which Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Laura Johnson is more than can be said for the Lillian Lymann Eleanor Rasmuson Ruth Pugmire Florence basketball team which the same Wangsgaard Marjorie McCowin Ora Bills Doris Passey Jean weekend was treated to a nice Hanson Genevieve Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Myrtle Johnson jaunt to the San Francisco Fair Business Staff: Don C Johnson Sidney J Kent To be sure the basketball receipts exceed by far those taken in by Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todd Paul Scherbel the wrestling team we like to think that athletics on this caraPus are still featured for A CRITICAL ANALYSIS earn- something more than their —— The amendments to the- - student body--corntit ution- - awi-tri- g schooir power’ TEs by-lawhich were voted in Monday and Tuesday cannot Food be considered the perfect solution to the group of condi- - Free advertising is not in our tions which they were designed to solve or to at least alle- - Iine- but the cafeteria got to us through our stomach It’s impera- viate One of the major assets of those amendments dealing tive that a few lines be written we with elections is the placing of sufficient power in the hands here about an avocado salad the were served at the cafeteria of the chairman on elections to control and direct a cam- other day Beginning with a lettuce paign vigorous enough to arouse student interest There can leaf whoever prepared it added be little doubt that a fair and impartial student must be four sections of whole grapefruit placed in this post or the entire system of open campaigning On top of the grapefruit was a will degenerate into an orgy of There cannot goodly sprinkling of crab meat and be the least doubt that unless a competent and interested draped generously over the whole student is made elections chairman each year the purpose thing was sliced avocado In spite of the amendments will be defeated even before elction of the fact that the salad was ordered specially we were charged time One definite weakness of the amendments which again exactly one dime for it There will be a one minute intermission while can be remedied only by the election chairman is the failure we drool over thoughts of that to place a limit on the number of entrants in the primary culinary masterpiece Society Writers: Claire Barlow Marie Nelson June Hanson Ineda Hickman Never-the-Ie- ss ww - mud-slingi- elections or to limit the total amount of money which may —be expended on candidates in the primaries It is sincerely felt that there may be elections which will bankrupt a class and produce an enormous financial drain on student body funds In respect to the amendments dealing with the creation of a publications board there arises the very apparent danger that this board may assume dictatorial powers over the editorial policies of the various publications Only in the wise selection of the board personnel can this be averted Aside from the listed defects Student Life heartily endorses the amendments as presented to the student body By FERRES NYMAN ts er S —A 8 Jt 8 B rt SI 11 “i f n 0t t ito mid-ter- t ' 'T every forester wore a big Stetson Leaper” hat and carried a gun on his hip Unpleasant Realism and a flask in his pocket NowaAn original and unpleasantly realistic sketch is “V are worn by Grant Tolman but the reader feels that the use days big Stetson hats and movies in the hardly you only more to professional of sordid detail might better be left ever see a forester carrying a gun smoothand is a Genevieve “Ma” Porter thoughtful by pens She’s only a doctor’s daughter Nice Work — If You Can Get It ly written analysis of a strangely contradictory character about a for- but she'll send the blood surgeon An interesting thing As for the poetry “War” by Mabel Allred is undoubted- ester’s life is that ’he meets all thru your veins of kinds of people from hobos to ly the best in its creation of a macabre mood by means and This colorful and powerful It is not unphraseology startling “YVatoha studyin’?” common for a forester to have the — timely verse because of its relation to the present internaon be fointten The priyjjege of pcisqnally iloiug tawuuj -tional military crisis should not ird?” tourist 'discriminating fmageiy of “Arpeggio” by Margery Macker- for a of a record is no there “How many cuts y’allowed el “My Brocade” by Edna Wessler and “Rose Garden” by However millionaire tourist ever doing a “Neler call’ a roll” Glenna Esplin will be appreciated by poetry enthusiasts a forester But even if he “Outside rendin’ anil wriliu?” The cover of the issue a reproduction of the Gutenberg favor for make much money it’s doesn't de“Nope” woodcut is a press dating from the fifteenth century nice steady work and he has lots “Galled on often?” Richardson lhat togethei Naida executed and by signed of fun “Once a week” with the numerous appropriate woodcut illustrations "Thought there was a catch to throughout the magazine add much to the general interest it” Rimes and attractiveness Kollege — Silver and Gold The Trading Post “Soc-olog- -- re 4 from neuritis” First patient: “Glad ing you I’m Mcndlebaum cagjr"'— to meet from Chi- - — The Monitor Definition of a bore: Here toduy and hero tomorrow Hotel clerk: “Why don’t you scrape that mud off your shoes before you come ir here?" Forester: “What shoes?” A flapper is a rag a bone and once again tho spring has a hank of hair — and all men new in sprung nice of one his Willy want to be junk dealers The season of new hats begun sashes new in we forth bloom At last Fell in the fire and was burned BY EM McSEE duds to ashes Well gang here we are back vine as witnessed by her basketTo strut our stuff nnd bursting Now although the room grows furious and so fast ball of collection playing— with another again buds chilly folks you ought to know you'd hardly believe it was the I haven't the heart to poke poor girl JOYCE But stop and think my trusty PEART: Friendly same I’UESTON JOHNSON: At his Willy friend cook blord and a darn good — Stolen Alma Mammy North Cache Pres How darn much dough you have unShe’s a freshie and has the did and in led tho debating puce 150 to spend usual experience of going miles to her home in Randolph some reporting for their slwct Better we shove off to that Isle Formerly Larson Floral to sido Has something on tho Where always arc in only 40 miles away Her cooking sinoo liis sister ork toward PHONE 227-ability is due to a summer spent style vale in trying to fill sixteen ravenous Dorothy started a fad for B Winn FLOWERS IN THE ranch-hand- s three times a day dictoriaus in the Johnson family MODERN MANNER! underpinnings are especially voice us ho reads poems over Holds some kind of a record for ' d for wearing riding pants KVNU If you ever get to meet making thirty pies in one dav alult ttbove 118 neck dark is a Thinks basketball great hih hc brown hair sunburned to him you’ll find him tall charma bit shy and completely Becker’s Beer on Draught game for one man (thut isn’t is thus: brown skin and prominent ing You’d never dream he was gold "main") reason -Like the rest of his North a junior and brainy as they 7J thete CLLNTON Here’s jaw PETERSON: FISHING TACKLE Cache friends he has a snappy conic Lest we forget— his witty an old face that's been beaming AMMUNITION anycome back to practically GYPSY IN YOUR BLOOD? ad libbing would do justice to a around this campus for nigh onto Jack Benny five years Don’t lie alarmed: He thing Am you KATHLEEN THEURER: Pret That’s all for today folks' graduated last year Is now takWellsvillc from freshie blond ty d VAGABOND AT HEART7 classes and doing ing the famous Scarlett is a little horticulture teaching on who likeseven-deep Kathin men 6m yearn t& the side He is a former Sig Ep always leen plays tennis and badminton president and in his younger days for exercise and TAKE THE OPEN ROAD? moon enjoys on the campus was activity perrides in open coupes and light sonified If you wonder how he sort of stuff She is justly don’t try any that UUu tyou'M j got his letter famous for her nifty dancing — on him he wrestling You’ll HANSON: BURRELL knows them all Clint is one of remember him as a thoroughly those “short and sweet” persons negro character in but packs a wallop with the girls convincing “Y'ou Can’t Take It With You” Is invaluable to missionaries for Yotv'i) bear- him as- - a soothing New Faces And Old FRED’S Flowers W HILLIARD PARLOR 1 a post-gra- CwclUi tricks entertaining friends - girl left-at-ho- STEVENS: transfer from junior Texas which probably accounts for her devastating so 'then ae cent She has the most gorgeous complexion you ever saw and her sparkling brown eyes just can't help flirting It is said that wherever she goes she leaves a trail of broken hearts Despite her dainty tinyness Pauline is no ciinging- PAULINE Yummy-to-look-- At Needham's peaches-and-crea- jniou'2- ptyJaubf Ccntcit - Every day next week a sor a ority of USAC table setting in our store You are invited to come in and vote for your choice The sororities competing are : will-pvep- are No Such Omega ANIMAL? you’re one of those IF people who say there’s no such animal as a comfortable pair of shorts strp into a pair of our Arrow Are You t March 27 Theta U Monday Tuesday March 28 Delta Wednesday Marc March Thursday Kappa Chi 30 Alpha Chi A Jitterbug Perforce? 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They’re roomy Aliirt s Patient: (In waiting room of doctor’s office): “How do you do?” Second patient: "So so I’m ach- Ah! ad Entertainment - In The Mail on n OWL Ag Crier The An Hus department will present the program in Ag Club meeting today The new presidency wishes to extend an invitaTHE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE tion to all members Meeting beAmerica’s first line of defense according to Walter gins at 12 in the Ag Auditorium Call For- Swimmers Winchell who only recently discovered the bill of rights lies not in the navy nor in tne army but m her teachers — in All men interested in playing Allred those who stand guard over the philosophical development Water Polo see Chase immediately of Americans in their formative stages Scholars America’s first line of defense does lie on the shoulders Alpha Zeta takes pleasure in of her teachers On them rests the responsibility of dis- announcing the following memseminating the truth as it is known to be the truth There bers who made Phi Kappa Phi and only there is the final safeguard against internal weak- honorary scholastic fraternity: — those super-patriohold LaMar Mason who ness — pseudo-AmericaStanley Gessel this nation this form of government dear only as long as Devere McCallister Sylvan Wit-tivCarol Draper Don Gibson they can profit by perfidy The armed might of army and navy may withstand the LaVerne Hemstreet Neil Jones Schow onslaughts of foreign aggressors but they can never with- Sterling Education stand the insidious borings from within which have charaThe Horticulture Seminar proof nations downfall other cterized the disruption and continued this gram will be Since America has pledged herself to uphold majority quarter There will be some adrule her teachers alone stand in the way of preventing ditions made to the course Acfrom cording to president Ed Blazer organized minorities masquerading as majorities seizing control and turning the nation into ways which she there was a great amount of — LMcD outside interest shown in the would not go course last quarter The I H B C extends an invitation to everyone interested in Horticulture to attend their meetings this quarter The Congress will meet Wedat 1:00 and Friday from We feel it would be an oversight nesday Dear Editor 0 The one thing that I dislike to overlook their unlimited generSmaller Classes Wanted about my engineering course is osity in furnishing us NOT ONE The Garden and Grafters club to CENT with which pay expenses will meet the lack of time for athletics I jointly next Tuesday came to college with the thought at the meet Yes five wrestlers The purpose of the meeting is to of enjoying a season of football representing the Utah State Agri- outline a plan whereby the course After I had registered the teach- cultural College were forced to in Landscape Gardening can be er told me that I would be un- pay their own lodging food and taught more than one quarter and able to play football because of entrance fees at the Ogden meet more than one hour per day the heavy engineer’s course I was while entrants from other colleges had their expenses paid by loyal taking I let things go at that school administrations but swore that I would take boxeven harder schedule than the who couldn’t The gentlemen ing during the winter quarter previous ones are generally conWinter quarter came and al- seem to find any expense money Engineers Intersidered to be dull and lifeless though I argued Intently I was for us will undoubtedly be unable to take boxing I vowed ested to learn that we won the book worms far more concerned with the reaction of water flow(hat I would surely taae track in meet tht Spring quarter but I find the Sincerely yours ing down a spillway than that I am faced with the toughest David A Green Captain action of soft Bpoken words from the heart of a beautiful girl quarter of the year Why can’t The trouble may lie in the fact BRgfnaars enter athletics? Surely Dear Editor: athletics is as essential as the There are two great wants in that girl don't see any future iWflUit course In mathematics or the hfs of an Engineer The first for an engineer but must be disMust wa give up all desire is to have good grades In satisfaction in some future other Csgftati tOem of athletics that we so en-i- n college and the second is time than that of a good job and above high school? when I out for love average pay because an Engineer Jh af hoar essential athletics is In tho spring an Engineer's is reasonably sure of success in of os I say no' we fancy turns not to love for he has these two necessities of life it up! In the final analysia one might no tim for that but to George W Jenkins or final wcaaHnattoni say that the reason many fellows shift to The thing an engineer needs who start engineering liryA ami should domand Is Urns out some other course and those that -X to tho for lovt After going through Fall remain In engineering become the Winter quorters probably not low unsocial being of the school attending mors than three social is that they need “Time Out for evSMS ho inmadlatily is rushqjl Love" Into tho spring quarter with an Preston Johnson s ns Utah Well we went and got ourself a job (or we should say Messrs Carlisle and McClellan got us one) something like a hundred ’n’ fifty miles from ye olde Utah State campus Meeting so we can’t be telling you much more about the new faces meet The Utah Foresters will tonight at 7:30 in the Engineer’s and old flourishing there However there are other things Auditorium There will be a short we students have to think about especially the seniors such business meeting and ciub elections as what will we be doing when we aren’t in college any for next year's officers will be more ? held The speaker will be Dr Ladies and gents we’ll be here weekly to tell you some George Stewart of the answers: at least the answers for you guys and The Forester gals who are now slaving for your state teacher’s certificate The forester is an amateur woodsman with a college education This one is a typical Utah town: not the biggest There are two classes of forestnor yet the littlest the kind of town that the rank and ers One class believes in keeping abreast of those broad dynamic file of you undergrads will find yourselves in sooner or movements of the present day that later— and like it! We don’t know anybody much yet but challengte the best efforts of the the principal and the landlady but we still think it looks nation's best thinkers The other fun builds truck class fights fire trails plants trees and wears old Ran into two gals Tight off the bat: Velma clothes used to see her in the gym) and Elma (you some Some foresters have offices teaches the junior high youngsters to cook and sew live in Washington and some work Tietjen remember Thelma? All three graduated a in the woods Many foresters spend a pair of twins: Miss Mortensen teaches gym and of in lives ago couple years entire practically their God’s They health and journalism in the local high school great Paul “Bunyan” Rattle home-tow- Sports Staff: Jack Heninger Associate Editor Leo Johnson LaMar Mackey Duane Turner Dick Harris Thayle Nielsen ‘Vq£ 12) MOfltM MAIN IT 106AM UTAH HOW lift MAM TMD WTAH FOR YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS DON’T FORGET OI 'It Ml RWVTAL DEPT E W Elliot & Co |