Show STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH FEBRUARY 23 1939 FACE TWO 1 ' The STUDENT LIFE Thursday's Hash Published weekly by students of the Utah Stale Agricultural Coliege Printed by Clark and Earl Printing company Entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March S 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 POM NATIONAL AOVKRflMINM MV College Publishers Avk Representative New York N Y San Fmrcibco ANfliir Boston CHtCAflo Lo Ri '’I ALLAN THOMAS BILL WARD Wendell H Sorensen Leonard McDonald Lola Jensen Tom Judd Harold Simpson Mary Lindsay Francis Burgie Cl' $ n e: — ef Feature Editor Sports Editor Society Editor Copy Desk Editor Proof Editor June Parker it If it Editor-In-Chi- Business Manager Asst Business Mgr Associate Editor Associate Editor w 5 Sports Staff: Jack Heninger Associate Editor Leo Johnson LaMar Mackey Duane Turner Dick Harris Thayle Nielsen Feature Writers: Bernell Winn Helen Wright Dorretta Salisbury Meda Brown Elda Allred Naida Richardson Mar Jean Hanson - - - - S 1 IS F Tyson-Marjori- e- rl r 8 k e Business Staff: Don C Johnson d Quentin West Sidney J Kent Students Are Like Songs Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todd Paul Scherbel I 0 THE THREE - RING CIRCUS The era of “canned speeches’ discomfort and general uselessness appears to be just around the corner as committees begin to set the stage for the annual spring spectacle — the graduation exercises The Seniors (bless ’em) will again be forced to go through the ordea'l that has been set up for the dispens- ation of diplomas and very few will be happy At least that is what can be gleaned from reports of those who have already gone through the experience and have come out of it with nothing more than a headache caused by the extremely warm sun Diplomas are a great feature and are cherished by those receiving them It is the procedure in getting them that is in disfavor a r c i p £ u D legitimate excuse that can be offered for the of such trite exercises is beyond the scope of the average Senior who right now is wondering what it is all about We grant that it is a nice place for the faculty to parade in their fancy gowns (rented at a nominal fee) and for the graduates to contribute to the costume houses by renting the traditional black gowns and mortarboards The ceremonies also offer an excelfent opportunity for some educator to come in and tell the graduates something they already know The Seniors know now what is expected of them when they “go out to face the world’’ without having to listen to a paid speaker to tell them All that of course is with variations VVhat i if i c 1 M - t f 1 I t ce Of course there are the parents to think of They would gladly sacrifice just a bit more to travel a great distance to watch their offspring handed a sheepskin that tells him he is educated Everything that happens is perfectly clear to them and they literally “eat up” the literary gems that are Kured forth from the mouths of the speakers Then there is the lmtel bill and the costly graduation gift but — “didn’t John look elegant?” V ) n s Very few of the graduates have jobs to go to when they finally aie given their diplomas and this extra delay just head start in the quest gives eve: n one else about a four-da- y for work Why iot Meetings So There! Ag club meeting will not be held today It has beet) postponed Someone just told us that he until next Tuesday February 28 felt that our contests held thus and 'childish" At that time the poultry departfar have been Well we could " ment will present a very interestWith practically every newspaper in the country pubattempt to solve the problems of ing program the world and take on a serious reams of copv on President Roosevelt’s sale of war lishing Life’s Lessons note but bigger papers than we to France Student Life just couldn’t stay out of the planes are have failed to do that very Calf in the barnyard fray any longer Hence CP’s question this week is “What Boy with a sled thing Anyway the serious contests do vou think of Roosevelt's plane sale to France?” can be found in the classrooms Hitched up the calf 4 where students are willing to cut Now he’s is bed bad no matter what country it occurs is rearmament All each others throat for a bettor MUNK to DALE Smithfield senior “It’s just in Elections according grade In Passing It's time to start looking over like havinga new car in your garage’’ said Dale “You have The more of them prospective members for Ag Club to use it So it is with armaments There will be some who will Elections will be held in nations possess the more anxious they will be to use them’’ officers on theories the violently disagree about two weeks so let's decide expounded in the editorial who are going to be our leaders In favor of the president’s “aid our friends policy” is graduation exercises Most seniors next year who have offered their opinion ALTON 0 VI ATT junior student from Hurricane who becarry the printed opinion however lieves the United States has a perfect right to come to the We know that very little can be Party aid of other democracies in view of the fact that fascist will held be The winter party done about it but wasn't it fun in the very near future Tentative Italy and Germany are so much better prepared for war mentioning it! date for the gala affair has been than the democracies and right now are doing everything Please Profs in their power to undermine democracy by aiding other toset at March £vYatch the bulleWe are happy to see that the tins for announcement of exact talitarian states Alton who returned from Germany and Professors are going to regard date a than less France so new year ago said that there can be no doubt Student Life in a light that Germany and Italy are far better prepared for conflict far as their publicity goes "GettHe Knew? than either England or France ing a story out of them previous--l- y “ - ¥vnr ' lie ms tr Sot “'Ag eTu b presi- -' was - like puiimg- - hen's “teeth- dent went to the department store as they were working under orders' If it’s 0 K with Roosevelt it’s 0 K with JERRY to buy his mother some corsets that everything said about their SHEPHERD Jerry who is a junior from Salina was obThe asked "What bust?” saleslady department must be said to the a in Vern not familiar with women's viously hurry and heading for opera practice when CP copy” publicity office "Canned I thought this him !Td like fare conductor encountered returned bust my Just lingo replied "Nothing has a reek to it so SL could not was a lunch wagon” wore use it You can take the word of a military man that sale of Head Your Palters Alpha Zctn From ail indications the females planes to Fiance was “the smartest military move the U S 16 Last Thursday February on the campus are plenty much in could have made at this time” So spoke SARGE CALLADean Walker met with members HAN the dark as to what is going on If we don’t send the democracies planes to protect of Alpha Zeta fraternity and disIt may be a good idea to have a Onward Christian Soldiers now the time will come when we’ll be sending themselves This Delta cussed the various class in which nothing but newsagricultural them Three O’clock in the Morning The Dairymen bills which are being discussed planes only they’ll belong to America and Americans at paper stories are discussed will he The Modern West Frank operating them Cowboy the by legislature at the present least it would broaden the average Pauline Stephens time At the meeting which was student a lot more than some of Change Partners ELLSWORTH CONG DON Ogden senior agrees with Bob Munson held in the Men's Lounge Louis the required courses are doing FDR Jones deJensen a on I the Hate to Get Up in the Morning gave Information at hand indicates that Oh How report Alpha Sarge lie said he feels America must line up with the Everybody not one girl student out of ten What Do You Know About Love Ted Benson Zeta conclave which was held in mocracies because the fascist nations have insisted upon has any information whatsoever I Ups to Her Allan Feterson Atlantic City and which he at- aligning themselves on topical news events Tsk tsk A Military Ball “date” tended Imagine My Surprise Girls! CLAIR NELSON Logan senior and editor of the BuzLes Pocock Did You Think to Pray? We have come to the conclusWeekends In the Hort Seminar Oh Happy Days took a more dispassionate view on the subject He said zer Horticulture seminar ion that nothing will be done does not believe the time has yet arrived when America and he Foresters Words Engineers Angry Paul program Soulier about the conditions 1 “Mind you I hold Miss Kyle and GeorgeThursday Knew You When e Johnson will give re- needs to look out for anyone but herself on the until a nice gory I said still think America he “but Yee fascism” Ann’ers Soo brief Brown no for The Jug crash is recorded spective talks on breeding of peas The slippery Little Icy Streets and dahlia breeding Next Tues- should prepare herself before impeding her own building streets have doubled the hazard- Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel The Winter Carnival day Glen Garlic will talk on toma- program in sending needed equipment to France” ous trips from town to school but High Upon a Hilltop still they insist upon piling stud- Trust In Me The Logan Merchants toes and Harry Loader will talk on blackberry breeding ents in the vehicles We SYLVESTER GOLD a sophomore from Salt Lake is wonder what has to happen until in agreement with Clair “Aiding France at this time can that condition is brought to a FRESHMEN DO WELL do nothing but incite more hatred for America on the part halt! of Germany and Italy” he said Changing Students ROTC IN LIBRARY EXAMS Someone just told us that there Humorous though disappointing answers were given by were plenty of tickets left for Paul “Bunyan” Rattle the coeds CP quizzed on its question of the week “I the Denver University basketball I haven t What planes? never read the front page freshmen Last weeks game here Saturday And only two Aggie differ see makes don’t I it that or three weeks ago the students it about any thought Party thronged the lobby of the library As per ail the ballyhoo on the ence who we sell planes to just so they pay lor them rioted for ducats to the Colorado "The five years that I have building to take the examination campus last week "Paul’s Party” Far be it from us to cause embarrassment by mentioning game Maybe the Pioneers lack spent on the campus of Utah State on use of library facilities Leon- was held last allure Friday Dight at the names and class as professor of Military Science About four hundred and Tactics have been as pleas- ard H Kirkpatrick librarian de- Dsnsante ant and enjoyable as any tour of lightfully describes the scene as couples danced to Keith Spencer’s music and signed Paul's axe that duty I have ever served" Such is follows was cn display Even a few enginj the feeling of Lt Colonel Joseph childish 'Their laughter stilled eers were there — enjoyseemingly D Brown genial commanding their little faces heavy with ing themselves officer of the college POTC unit Dear Editor: anxiety members of the class of I am told that the foresters wish BY ENN ARK looks over he his as back period 1942 tiptoed to the library last to A The Student Life: the thark for the engineers big of service at Utah State soon to week to take the Take a look and take a bow library examin- boost they gave in the way of Why all this expense of plowMARGO and GEKRIE be concluded may never again see such ing and blasting a road to Tony you ation It's really surprising how It saved the foresters quite A woman is the only creature Colonel Brown has not as yet much the below the little cherubs know a little cash and as the funds are a select assemblage as Grove just to slide and tumbl in existence who can slide through received his official orders regardfive people right in a row Give in the snow? Why indeed! all of them filled in their now at a low ebb this was Nearly an quite ’em the drug store aisle and ing his transfer but unofficially names correctly at the top of the a glad face first chance you Xhe ride to TG is an eyeful-severhelp not knock over the and he is scheduled to return to duty examination Most of them knew get full One could wish for Raffled ltd then go home and knock the door with the regular army assigned how to look up a book in the card Marge nr Hall: Freshman flash time and energy to walk there to In otder to raise funds for this off a to the general staff at Honolulu garage from out Hyrum way see more of the jagged and smooth catalogue how to secure a volume He will leave following the com- in the reserved book room and years Juniper the foresters annual school paper editor and year- walled the publication Staff has trough thru which the Juniper A GIRL SAN BE VERY SWEET pletion of this school year brownish even how to look up a magazine arranged the drawing for a sleep- book ditto Has darkish road winds to see more of the WHEN SHE WANTS featthe "Probably outstanding article This was exceptional as ing bag The bag is said to be a hair and plenty of piano talent giant snow slide across the canure of the coiiege ROTC corps shown by a nation-wid- e survey very fine one purchased recenty in also an urge to do part singing yon near the power plant and the “Does this lipstick come off has been the increase in enroll- taken last AC assemblies or sumpin deep cuts (high above one’s head) of Salt Lake for this raffle Tickets for year in which 95 ment and in personnel" reports the easily?” y school graduates didn't are available from Juniper Staff She could do it we’re told Plans thru the snowbanks on the high "Not if you put up a fight” Col Brown know how to use the card cata- members and the drawing will be to major in clothing stf this inAnddeer wading standing — Silver and Gold "My first year at the USAC stitution didn’t know how at the club meeting tonight logue and 98 staring 1934-3was marked by the great to use the Reader's Guide” Sam Merrill: Freshman from up Parked cars and buses in a Meeting Tonight y "Shall we join the ladies?” increase in enrollment and that so The Utah Foresters will meet the road at Smithfield Oh Mr Kirkpatrick stated that the long line are evidence of snow "What’s the matter they com- year we organized the unit on a with the mad hordes somewhere-an- d see freshmen who have not yet taken this evening in the engineering dark and hands'ome ing apart?” regimental basis for the first time the examination must do so as auditorium at 7:30 T E Maki from curliest eyelashes Wears fetching the hordes in groups and singles —Lobo replacing the previous battalion is sensitive Forest and bow ties always but soon as possible since their grades the Intermountain warming up the slopes organization That first year the for this e Station will about being Interviewed Not havwill not be issued Range Experiment Reluctantly leaving this quarter We overheard this remark rex cadet personnel included thirty-sicn forest management prob- ing picked a major or minor he speak two and webs have until successfully they passed performers cently "I won't be able to play officers three commissioned oflems The drawing for the sleeping is just now having fun learning carry their owner up Little Bear the test basketball next season because of ficers and two 'n' Creek bag will be held and business will to draw draperies 'n' jugs' running quietly between illness The coach says he's sick otficers Today handling our unit Has with charcoal be discussed thumbtacks white banks up thru soft deep of my hanging around of over eight hundred cadets we Winter Carnival leanings toward the drama ment and came to the Utah State snow past snow pillows atop Mt have sixty-fiv- e " cadet officers four The foresters can indeed crow Barbara Kirkham: Yes she’s tables to crusted slopes and on ' —Rocky as professor ' College Agricultural commissioned officers and four Ebenezer J 's big among conifers and aspens There of Military Science and Tactics about their accomplishments at the "'Scotchman’’ In these time of depression the officers The winter carnival The tree growers girl Just came here this quarter he pauses to study the best luck a person can have is Military Ball which comes next In 1936 he received Ills promotion to a total of 179 as a junior heretofore of the U tracks of weasels and snow not to be born but that seldom week is typical of the growth of to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel managed a gather and first place' The near- of U Biggest roundest eyes Colonel points for While at the shoe rabbits and the delicate traccollege happens to anyone the ROTC It is an event which Brown has served as a member of est rivals were the Sig Eps and the scintillating smile that bowls ings of deer mice Then on North—Silver and Gold imhas steadily grown in size and theattendance and scholarship Delta Nus both with 92 points ’em over Majors in art and is ward this way and that to a lone portance” learning a little bit of everything limber pine possessed by a sleepcommittee and as a member of each Anyhow the beys were preSAMMY ROSE Military Ball Important sented with a fine cup for their from pen lettering to rug weaving whose padded Dean's council the ing porcupine SAT ON A TACK Colonel Brown further stated trouble or the brushed trail leads to the Minors in anthropology pine Under Brown the local Colonel SAMMY ROSE he felt that the Military Ball that Rifle Team study of men Don’t think she from over the hills and far away ROTC unit has participated in was valuable as a strong The Utah Forester's rifle team needs any courses in that subject Down steep slopes to the river “Did you know about the fellow the ROTC unit and the many special events as well as munaged by Steve Ellis has also Freshman whose gray waters dodge white Coombs: Yernetta who had a horse named Sarah?" civilian population with which it conducting creditably their pre- been mopping up the glory Conyoungster of Logan vintage Born mushrooms on the rocks Pausing scribed drills The unit' has taken tests are "Nq what?” has contact being held by mail with in Samoa she is however not again to watch a plump gray on active an “Sarah neighed in the night” part homecoming all the other forest schools in the an Colonel Brown has had a aborigine Has a big brother bird the dipper or water ouzel d — Canadian Gateway varied career in high school days country So far the local foresters here sometimes mistaken to be dive into those cold military service days gray waters as and have acted ushers days Colfrom are Iowa State Graduating beating their opponents by an her twin but he isn't ' Tell you and bob out and with food up etc other at ROSES AREN’T RED YET— many guides 1911 special In he entered the Coast lege average of 400 points per match about him another day Majoring front the bottom VIOLETS AREN’T BLUE YET Let us hope that the team isn't as in clothing she Just made herself Artillery Corps of the army from occasions Back to the big slides to watch SPRING ISN’T HERE YET— The local unit holds a prominant tough as their reputation would a civilian life in 1912 by special formal lately the divers down those slopes and very BUT I CAN WAIT examination His first assignment position both in military rating seem to indicate Large eyes are of a nondcscNpt the weavers among flags How — Silver and Gold was to the Coast Artillery school und civilian groups Said Colonel color You’ll find her more soci- can the divers take those spills at Fort Monroe Virginia a post Brown "the department of Milable than you'll think at first and live? But they do take ’em Diner "Do you serve crabs to which he has returned to excellent senid duty itary Science has had llo'yt Painter: get up and whlzzzz down — for here?” on six different occasions Colonel support in all they have underor from down at the bottom of more Walter: "We serve anyone sit Brown hns completed one tour of taken for faculty and administraThe week is passing sure but slow the stale: Alton Kane counly A hilarious big crowd young and down duty in the Philippine Islands one tion and from civic and state And there are only three to go Has the blackest eyes Stayed out not so young tumbling and slidin Panama one with the Harbor civilian groups Their cooperation Three weeks in which each stud- last couple of years for mission- ing in the snow No mosquitoes College man’s definition of a defenses at Puget Sound and one has been splendid" ent crams ary labors A speech major who no flics no dust that Is dirty parent with the Harbor defenses of San Colonel Brown feels that the And worries over tough exams gives readings amusingly takes a dust no heat that is not too “The kin you love to touch” Francisco In addition he served ROTC movement is a valuublc part in the current play and much one year as Instructor of mathe- purt of college training Not only But when we're through I guess won’t he seeing his twenties any And as the sardine said when matics and two May these snow sports become years as assistant does it provide the men with we'll find more Rooms here with a cousin a permanent fixture to the yearthey put the lid on the can "I’m professor of mathematics at West as but the main live to hard Its specific training without the grind whom we’ll tell you about another ly sports all in” program and thanks to Point source of reserve officers it is We'll all come buck to school and dny enthusiastic promoters — and snow fiets Assignment valuable as a safeguard of the then And that’s all and we’ll he shoving slinging road Don’t forget the Military Ball In 1934 as Major Brown he freedom and equipment — democracy of the Start hnving worries once ngaln helloing ya about this time next they doubtless will be Feb 34 received his first ROTC assign- - United Statos — B Winn week we hope you hope t Dr J B Stanford - - Society Writers: Claire Barlow June Hanson Ineda Hickman Marie Nelson Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Eva Fife Laura Johnson Lillian Lymann Eleanor Rasmuson Ruth Pugmire Florence Wangsgaard Marjorie McCowin Ora Bills Doris Passey Jean Hanson Genevieve Johnon Jo Beth Johnson Ic s' -- News Staff: Sam Bailey Donald Roush Gaylon Rosenbaum Genevieve Porter Betty Jean Fonnesbeck Louise Christensen Margaret Bello Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes George Weston Neva Nuttall Edward Crook Max Conrad X By FERRES NYMAN “junior-highish- Mail subscription rate 3100 per year - Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston d Ag Crier - By SAKDERS — 0 National Advertising Service Inc 420 Madison - - - the Man in the Green Eyeshade 1927 MMialNTID CAMPUS STUFF be practical about all this and give the a break? over-crowd- bus-lin- ten-dee- p Five Years At Utah State As Axe the Forester Head Pleasing To Colonel New Faces The Trading Post And Old in The Mail — pub-licit- yi tin-wa- dug-wa- 5 EDUCATION Aside from the industrial development of the United States during the past two hundred years there has been no other field which has undergone such a metamorphosis as has education Back in the seventeen hundreds popular education was still in embryo its later form and strength invisible its later purpose and intent undreamed of s 'From the cold barren presided over by austere individuals two hundred years ago to the artistically decorated rooms of the present era has been no easy step Schooling then must have been an ordeal involving the “keeping” and “trading” of teachers the transportation of students to the class room It is a matter of exultation that any schools existed at all excepting the private schools or the family tutor Not only has the overt appearance of education changed but also there has been radical alteration in the content and Back in Washington’s time educa-tio-n purpose pf schooling after teaching the scholar to do a bit of reading writing and ciphering usually flowered into esthetics if the student were in school that long school-room- V Today culture has its place in the educational systems but it has given room to other needful instruction Voca- tional work is finding its place in the modern curriculum facial relation courses are gradually being adopted as to successful living Perhaps in no other phase of American life have the at the American people been so well exemplified as in t'VjctsU&ed drive for education for all Popular educa-- t ‘there has been a common purpose in the United ’’' tj“"a this has sutely been it The desire for expand- ) 4 ''jtioBl facilities of the nation has been one of forces during the maturation of the U 1 I vH ’ the movement towards education has has been carried into fields be no doubt that in the cacharred J ax adjfited in that ' ia American life 7 tis t u snow-scap- skip-and-ju- co-e- Kollege Rimes Dark-visage- |