Show STUDENT LIFE LOGAN PAGE TWO The STUDENT LIFE Thursday's Hash by students of the Utah State Agricultural Published weekly College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing as second class mail matter September 1908 under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 - - the Man in the Green Eyeshade company Entered at Logan Utah mailing at special Act of October 3 NATIONAL FOR ADVERTISING BY We wonder what has happened to the Aggies! For the past sew eral years Utah State has been honored by having a number of students selected for "Who's Who in American Colleges and Univer- National Advertising Service Inc College Publishers Representative New York N Y Ave 420 Madison ' Chicago ban Francisco Lot Boston rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston Mail subscription ALLAN THOMAS Editor-In-Chi- sities" More than a month ago Brigham Young university an nouneed the appointment of nearly a dozen to this honor list What happened to Utah State's “Who’s Who" and why were we overlooked? Is it the fault of the publishers or is it a local "ov sight”? Business Manager - Asst Business Mgr Associate Editor Associate Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Society Editor Copy Desk Editor Proof Editor BILL WARD Wendell Sorensen Leonard McDonald Lola Jensen Tom Judd Harold Simpson Mary Lindsay Francis Burgie June Parker is surprising how personal! ties can change in a short distance of 125 miles Knowing Bill News Staff: Sam Bailey Donald Roush Gaylon Rosenbaum Porter Betty Jean Fonnesbeck Louise Christensen Margaret Bello Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes George Weston Neva Nuttall Edward Crook Tiiomas and Ralph Redford pretty-wel- l it was hard to realize that their contributions to the BYU assembly at Provo last week came from them Captain Billy and his Whiz Bang crew should not overlook these boys! Sports Staff: LaMar Mackay Thayle Nielsen Joseph Evans Leo Johnson Jack Heninger Dale Lewis Dick Harris Dick Ryan Frantzen Todd Society Writers: Claire Barlow June Hanson Marie Nelson Mar Jean Tyson Salis- ORIGINALITY SUCH Maybe we don’t know anything about it but a little more originality in these “honorary” initiations would make it more interesting for everyone As it is the Scai Bees will continue to march up and down the main hall the Delta Phis will wear their same black hats and sing their same songs the Ag Club initiates will carry their shovels and cowbells and so far into the night We like to see initiations but we hate to say that “if we have seen one we have seen them all" We hope we are wrong! Incda Hickman Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Eva Fife Laura Johnson Lillian Lymann Deon James Eleanor Rasmuson Genevieve Romney Mignon Perry Ruth Pugmire Florence Wangsgaard Alice Wright Ora Bills Wilma Bennion Marjorie McCowin Doris Passey Betty Gene McAllister Jean Hanson Genevieve Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Marjorie Seely June Rapp Business Staff: Don Johnson Quentin West Don Johnson Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todd Paul Scherbel NOW FOR THE “KAPERS” As winter quarter registration comes to a close the records reveal that Utah State has again “held it’s own” when it comes to getting- new students And in the 2800 or so students there is a wealth of talent that is ready willing and able to go on display when the student body calls for it What we are trying to say is that plans should begin to get under way for the presentation of another “Kollegiate ” “Vodee” or what have you Kapers” “Campus Last year a program of talent was presented in a down town theater and went over with considerable success considering that it was the first attempt at a show of that kind More than 1600 students and townspeople jammed the theater to watch 450 persons put on an amateur performance that would rival performances put on by supposed professional “actors” The show can be made bigger and better than ever this year if plans are prepared right away Present indications as to how much talent is available can be had from the newly formed Public Service bureau whose files contain the entertaining abilities of the entire student body Every social organization on the campus contributed to the show last year and they will do it again At least every indication so far points to their contribution to a show of a similar nature This is an appeal to the Student Council to investigate the possibilities of the “Kapers” again this year Keeping in mind that no other student body function could possibly use 450 students in one show the Council would at least solve a portion of the problem that calls for more extracurricular participation by more students SKI-LEG- S - Cut-ups- STUDENT-SAFET- Y Public conveyors of passengers are justly expected to protect their passengers from all unnecessary risks They are expected to observe good judgment in loading passengers beyond that number for which their vehicles were constructed They are not expected to crowd pack jam passd engers into already busses Icy roads are now in a splendid condition to provide destruction and death Warnings swift means for pile-uhave been sounded before and apparently no heed has been paid Until tragedy itself shatters this lethargy remedial action probably will be postponed Students as well as other interested people must take matters into their own hands and refuse to risk their lives in these caskets of death over-crowd- over-packe- over-jamm- p — LAIcD The Trading Post And here’s one from Dorthy Par- - O Brong back Mt strno-- 69 mr — Chaparral kcr: The curfew tolls the knell of parting day Drunk in telephone booth: “NumThe farmer homeward plods his ber Hell! I want my peanuts!” weary way The lowing herds wend slowly o’er If it’s funny enough to tell it’s the lee been told And love is a kick in the slatts If it hasn't been told it's too Why do they always say "Amen” clean And if it's dirty enough to in- and not "A women”? terest a freshman Because they sing "hymns” net The editor cuts it So what!" “hers” — Lobo Broadcaster A monopolist is one who gets his "Did ja shoo me come in that elbows on each arm cf his theater door?" chair "Yep” “Never shuw mo before in your life did ja” “Nope” AN ENGINEER is said to he a "Then how ja know it was me?" man who knows a great deal about Amen — a very little and who goes along knowing more and more 8 bout less on sheriff’s desk: Sign "Out to lynch— back at one and less until finally he knows practically everything about notho'clock" ing whereas Battalion AN ACCOUNTANT is a man who knows Dedicated to all goed stenographvery little about a great deal and keeps knowing less and ers: less about more and more until he My St&nog knows practically nothing about Mt Strnog is oj hwr vacatipn everything My Syenig id ober th3 sea? A FORESTER starts out knownY atebog ks on he$ vacztiln O brrig bej my stnog to mw- ing practically everything about everything but ends up knowing jjBg nadk ijrlnt back- nothing alMHit anything due to his nfk m— setnog t9 meyo association with engineers and J Yaekc drimg Bqzk Is It True “ -- -'I ! I ? ing nong lid’s Meeting ofest The Ag Club will start things pps rolling again today with a very lines interesting meeting The program ooks will be presented by the Botany dge department A special feature of amt will be high the entertainment Campus Pulse having made a New Year’s resolution t lights of Dr Blood’s South American trip Activities begin at 12 be a good boy thought that it would be exceptionally clevei bells in the Ag Auditorium and startling by asking other students what their resold Just the Woman in Her for 1939 were going to be If yours are any bettt tions tjncle Bar Ley says “An Ore you had better bring them in to the office maybe gon woman followed a man ac“What Was Your New Year’s Resolution?” to Francisco San Whe crime cused of McMURRIN Logan junior and a member of JIM him on and insisted marrying council swore off “going into dives joints ain What I can’t figure out is whethliny er she was so young that she roadhouses for the next year” He also added that he wa was silly or so old that she was going to be a strict adherent of “Sunday morning gospe :orn and Tuesday night mutual” Under his breath he added tha megs desperate” C More Accomodation notice was all subject to change on a three-minuthis hi P' In connection with the HortiK culture and Agronomy depart“I was not going to swear” JENNET SPENCER Loga ii ments comes the construction of junior said but was forced to forsake her resolution two new green houses The purNew Years Day when “the weather would not let me g to is houses the of green pose She was really literal when she “swore” in he lil! research and teaching expand needs The head house is very resolutions la accomodating in that it provides sufficient space for some lab Tooele City’s ED COOK sophomore student in the A classes of the Horticulture and department struck a fine pose and said “The road to He! The Also inAgronomy departments is paved with good intentions so why should I help tear u onsr cluded in the head house are the asphalt” Not knowing exactly what he meant by that Ttb materstoring facilities for plant he added that he “was open to suggestions” quickly facilities ials and cold storage th At present for fruit varieties irs TED WENNERGREN freshman from Logan really indi nearly all the cement work has C -- SLHOcASl lC btkVi’ E— AT'ATA been completed and with favorhitting the nail on the head with his resolve He resolve ison “I guess we’ll have to put ’em out boys someone passing just called able conditions the project should not to go to the AWS ball Friday and “so far I am force Tho be completed by spring according to the fire department” keep my resolution” he concluded Ted did not stat ?nts to Dean Walker he could be located where mp' Witty Hlh? a La Mar Esplin an An Hus mathat MONTE BAILEY Nephi junior confessed jor with a humorous aspect on life walked into a drug story “must have made the same resolutions as last year but Why Doesn't Someone Tell Me These Things The Flunkers with some clever ideas in his cannot remember what they were’’ “I might study mort fpi Scabbard and Blade “Goats” head The following conversation and etc etc etc etc” Toy Town Parade Be Optimistic Lester Poeock ensued: 1C I've Got a Guy Josephine Brown LaMar: A can of consecrated BAC sent up a muscle builder in SHIRLEY JONES I’m Just a Jitterbug Howard Sundberg lye please Tic! senior from Cedar City whose single resolve was to Clerk: You mean concentrated rch Ev Thorpe’s Wedding Just An Error in the News th all of so the Pulse i te It Genevieve Feature Writers: Bernell Winn Helen Wright Dorretta bury Meda Brown Elda Allred Naida Richardson I By FERRES NYMAN FACULTY PIPE EFFICIENCY REPRESENTED Campus Ag Crier - By SANDERS S MOYERS CLUB 1927 t- - CAMPUS STUFF UTAH JANUARY 12 1939 Skiing seems to be the coming sport that will put smiles in the Morticians union Have you noticed the four sets of crutches carrying four Utah Aggies? Those aboard the crutches were happy Skiers last week too We guess well be content with throwing an anvil around POPULAR BOYS Since we announced our "Popular Professor” contest students report a much happier time in the classrooms Ev Thorpe even went so far as to dismiss his classes 15 minutes early to “get on their good side” That contest will get under way within two weeks if present plans Scribble Rouses Rabid Ravings Students when remembering winter registration days at the college will no doubt tell their children of the high pressure salesmanship of Elaine Wintch Conway Sonne "Charlie” and a host of other willing Stu dents will relate with relish the placard signs with which Kappa Delts meekly paraded the quad Scribble sold! That’s the amazing tale — Scribble sold! There can be no doubt that the student coun cil said silent prayers of gratitude when that little magazine of verse and prose finally pulled its editors and the student body back to safe financial ground But that's another amazing tale Kathleen Smith’s tale of her private rag bag evoked faculty and student enthusiasm Emily Hammond’s ‘The Moon Hangs Poised' is ringing up a new record for sales to lovesick swains Linden Castle’s "Blind Madness” is still supplying town doctors with cases of torn nerves and jaded appetites Naida Richardson’s “ — Door” is being pounded daily by social aspirants Mabel Allred's "Night Will Fall” continues to be used as a masterpiece for Haywardian lectures Ricean propaganda The cover design of Scribble the product of Faye Munk depicts a monk of old trying to get his home work His brow is dark with anguish— he's probably missing his AWS date Streams of orange light flutter lightly from the candle held high in his hand Astute students will recognize this as a bit of subtle nazi propaganda It will also be noticed that he is That should writing on paper prove that he isn’t on WPA Laura Johnson's illustrating of "The Texas Stranger” "brought brief fame-nfortuno Elizabeth Leishman came through in the nick of time to save more than one neck with her bit of art work After the final page has been turned in Sribble and Samuel Monson's "Midnight” has been read students will say "gutten tage” which if Neilsen will bear us out means thank heaven or good day or something P S: Scribble according to the most reliable reviews is really worth your reading help-mat- o: Students Are Like Songs Now It Can Be Told Dick Chambers and Marie Budge The Girl Friend of the Whirling Dervish Gerrie Call The Gandy Dancer Joe Woodward What Are You Doing Tonight? June Labrum It’s The Little Things That Count The Nursery School There’s a Far-awa- y Look in Your Eye Vern Crockett The Field House After All These Years The Scholarship Committee Don’t Be That Way I’ve Got You Under My Skin The Measles You You and You Monday Morning In The Mail Editor’s Note: This is a letter that more than speaks for itself This student in war torn China depicts a situation that is affecting now and will continue to affect the lives of every American student Shanghai November 29 1938 Dear friends at Utah State: By the time this letter reaches you it will be Christmas the season for world rejoicing fer freedom and in good will From across the seas we send you cur heart-fegreetings At this time however let us remember the countless thousands in betrayed Czechoslovakia in trampled Austria the thousands of Jews deprived of nationality or persecuted in their homeland For them the spirit of Christmas will not be a reality In our country we are fighting for these rights which democracy and freedom give and we are confident that America which stands for these same ideas is our closest friend Moreover we feel that America and the democracies of the world should stand united and through an awakened public opinion firmly resolve to devise ways and means by which aggression and international lawlessness shall be curbed Do you realize that Japan is buying 54 of her munitions from the USA? Her heavy industry depends upon a grade of steel and a type of machinery that can be bought only in America Her military trucks airplanes oil and gasoline come largely from your country It is ycur purchase of Japan’s chief export silk that enables her to buy these indispensible supplies from you Ninety-seve- n per cent of your silk comes from Japan Eighty-fiv- e per cent of all the silk that Japan exports is sold in the lt USA Axe the Forester Paul “Bunyan” Rattle building will not have t LaMar: It docs nutmeg any Home Ec majors living in the Cottage difference what I camphor What go through what I have to every day” Campus Pulse ex tended the use of a horse to Miss Jones but a horse re does lye sulphur? Clerk: Twenty cents I never minded her that she “had to go home and prepare dinner’ cinnamon with such wit LaMar: And yet I ammonia beKEITH REDD Blanding Utah and a senior wanted t ginner at it write his New Year’s resolutions out but got stalled whe: Alpha Zeta could not spell “resolutions” “However “Keith added he Alpha Zeta honorary agriculnot to listen to any bad stories ture fraternity will hold final “I think that I will resolve clear of all women study con steer to shows not any go initiations for eighteen chosen Keith initiates Saturday January 14 stantly and give up all ideas of having a good time” These students were picked from stated however that he was nearly “talked out of all them” the upper two fifths of the school of Agriculture Other requirements are based on activity personality character and unanimous endorsement of present BY ENN ARIt members New Faces And Old a eivir on Th on 1: rg Ba mmi i'osti So: tear fang Govt Exams Dean Dunn announces that he has received word that the Junior Forester and Junior Ranger Examiner Civil Service examinations will be given this spring— probably in April Graduates and others of the school of forestry who might be eligable are being notified by the Dean Cooper Hurt Taimage Cooper was assertedly injured last Saturday while riding to Salt Lake Icy roads apparently caused a collision in which Wayne Moss teacher at South Cache high school was killed and Taimage Cooper Facer was by Paul injured Really? In a recent wild-lif- e exam Lloyd Andrews asserted that vivacious women are Ilot viviparous (Get out your dictionaries for a laugh on that one) Foresters Shine Reid Olsen junior in forestry outclassed the rest of the field last Sunday at Alta by walking off with first place honors in the slalom event Dearl Buckley Mac Maeser and Jack Major placed sixth seventh and eighth respectively Olsen is rapidly bedowncoming the outstanding hill skier of this region Olsen’s time was bettered only by Alf Egen of Sun Valley who gave an exhibition Club Meeting This evening the Utah Foresters will meet in an important business meeting Among the things to be discussed are: rifle team benefit dance challenges the Montana's conference invitation the club constitution and proposals for blood tests A speaker will also be present The Home Economics club has invited the Foresters to a general on Saturday evening at eight o'clock in the Smart Gym That evening should find many foresters present and taking advantage of the generous invitation the dawning of a new besides quarter we discover hordes of brand new faces in our midst a number of familiar ones who have been away for a few quarters or years We aim to some of these cl’ pals for they are both new faces and old Dale Steed: Remeber the artist who designed all manner of posters and pictures for the main hall and everywhere? Pretty snappy cartoonist A graduate of '37 who has since studied art in Chicago he "came back to learn something" A genial sociable lad he designs the window and advertising fer Sears Roebuck in his spare time Marjorie Hansen: Pretty freshman brunette from Bear River Has a powerful yen to write for the Student Life According to her own avowal she “can write anything” She “was darn good on the high school paper They almost made me editor" She cheerfully accepted an assignment to sit in the men's lounge and write up her experience Tom Judd thinkc maybe he'll have her for a secretary Weston Allred: Hyrum-bre- d double cousin to four other Allreds: Mabel Zella Elda and Edgar Took his freshman year here in 6 and just came back Maybe you remember him as “I Moffle Green" He’s “the stuff that champions are made of” in Chinese checkers and shows great promise in Prefers Ogden nurses to AgWith Lounge Hounds Get Eyed and Classified Editor’s Note: Miss Marjorie Hansen lreshmaji student was assigned the job of spending an hour in the men’s lounge by ye editor Her Impressions are described below “Learn about characters by studying their first actions when they awake from a deep dream of peace” The above may not be the sign on the door of the men's lounge but its a swell way to learn about men particularly in the lounge Just catch ’em that way off guard and you can learn all you'll ever want to know about ’em Having made an investigation of the subject we have accumulated the following information First there is the average lounge sleeper You’ll recognize him by his big feet and peaceful expression but don't let that influence you It’s the snore that counts in this case If it's short and sharp he is a snitch-erbeware If it is long smooth and rhythmical you've got it — a rounded-ou- t personality The second type we deal with is the hogronastic He is stretched out all over the room and being the tossing type no matter where you want to sit you find one of his limbs on or near you This type should be avoided unless he is very good looking — after all one of you should enjoy life If you persist in your crusade of interviewing sleeping men as long as we did you will find the rare species of snitchalils zanastic You can't miss him for a newspaper is always parked over a painful thoughtful expression He is sly and very hard tc catch for he is bent on giving an impression of deep concentration This type is very common at all public gatherings and especially church funerals the men's lounge Of course there are a good many other types we have not mentioned to be found in the lounge but they would go under professional classifications If you are interested in these clip this coupon and ask for the works It is all free except a slight handbng charge of 25c America can help to stop aggression in China A welded public opinion in America against Japan and her imperialistic policy can be a most effective instrument and we are appealing to you to be a part of this force This is how you can help write to your friends and organizations We particularly wish that you will send letters to men in key government positions urging them to make unlawful the sale or shipment of arms and munitions and ether war materials to aggressor nations You will thus be active- the house foreign affairs commitly contributing to the cause of tee Key Pittman chairman of the peace and good will Make this Christmas significant as a step to- senate foreign affairs committee ward the goal of true “Peace on earth good will toward men” Sincerely A Chinese student Chang Hsi Chin Key government representatives: Your own representatives in the house Your own congressman in the senate And then there was the d 97 MOT1 MAIN TMVT UMAN UTAHL Secretary Hull professor who forgot to k write a $350 to sell to his President Roosevelt FOR YOUR ELECTRICAL classes Sam D McReynolds chairman of o stall an escalator in the front of lye? SEE - pin&-pon- g gie co-e- Don't let him make you think he's “a moody cuss" He isn’t Tula Griffeth: A brand-nefreshman from Preston and a sister to Lael and Preale whom you seniors may remember Finds tht Aggie campus just now a frightening world Remember you: first freshman days? A round girl with a cheery expression We think ycu'll find her likeable NEEDS Our ont and only Loganite of this week take note! A handsome freshmar ordinarily he is just now defilin his good looks by trying to raise beard for tbe Pi Kap bowery party Gees for high school girls in a bi: way because he can raise them to suit himself A grocer on Satur te days he has plenty of chance work in contact with his favorite fruit: bananas And that is that New facet bloom in every hallway of tin buildings and we’ll have some more t ointroduce to you next week-satime and place! me Kollege Rimes o’ the morning to you mj dear prof” This is an excellent way to star: off "How is your wife and that ‘sweet little son’ ” That's all there is to it simpli as fun “Top It'll sure help your mark if you’re a good thinker And know how to make them fall hook line and sinker Then if you are blessed with brains too well gee whiz You’ll probably be another Prof Quizz B Winn DESERET Barber Shop Hair Cut 35 "Joseph Vereen Master Barber HERE YOU GET LATEST AND RES'? 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