Show ( PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN Hex The STUDENT' LIFE -- Published weekly by students of the Utah College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing os second class mail matter September 1908 under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 : Faces And Old State Agricultural company Entered at Logan Utah mailing at special UTAH DECEMBER 8 1038 STUDENTS ARE LIKE MOVIES “Hang On Tight Maw We re Flying Over the Phi Kap House!” BY ENN ARB These freshies have been on our campus nearly a whole quarter Act of October 3 now but 'we’ll still bet you don't 1927 knew all of ’em Therefore we RT ADVERTISING POR NATIONAL RCPKKSCNTED claim the right to introduce ’em as National Advertising Service Inc New Faces: College Publishers Representative Grant (“Australian”) Toinian: new York N Y 420 Madison Ave Freshman from Oakland CaliBoston Los AeLt - San Fnanciscq v Chicago fornia Returned from recently Mail subscription rate $100 per year Australian mission He paints the Student subscription from fee yffllow and black house numbers Authorized August 22 1918 you see on the curbs here and 420 Ave Madison Service National for Advertising Agency there Went to first two grades in New' Tork N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston Logan “many many years’ ago Editor-in-chiALLAN THOMAS Sings divinely Business Manager BILL WARD Helen Lundstrom: Biggest li’l Asst Business Mgr Wendell Sorensen daughter of Logan’s mayor Used Associate Editor Leonard McDonald to like paper dolls She is one 'of Associate Editor Lola Jensen Elaine “Buz z e r e 1 1 e” Nelson’s Feature Editor Tom Judd thirds Ya’U be seein’ the other Harold Simpson Sports Editor third another day A Muter to Society Editor Mary Lindsay Francis Burgle Copy Desk Editor military sponsor Helen is a great Proof Editor June Parker comfortable gat whose big worry News Editor Bryant Kearl just now is the tests she’s “flunkNew Staff: Bud Peterson Martha Lallis Sam Bailey Donald ing” Tsk Tskl! And her an A Roush Gaylon Rosenbaum Lorraine Anderson Genevieve Porter student once! Betty Jean Fonnesbeck Louise Christensen Margaret Mae Bello Paul (“Paul Dark and HandHarriet Parks Ezra Geddes Richard Adams George Weston some”) Bogg: An Oklahoma lad Elizabeth Price Dean Hull Nedra Hanson Neva Nuttall Edward with a captivating Oklahoma Crook Preston Johnson drawl Freshman too and a great Sports Staff: LaMar Mackay Thayle Nielsen Joseph Evans Leo boon to the hair oil industry Johnson Jack Henmger Dale Lewis Dick Harris George Eicker Dick Ryan Frantzen Todd “Loves ’em and leaves ’em” type Feature Writers: Phylis Thorley Bernell Winn Claire Van Dam we’re told Tours the country a la Lola Jensen Helen Wright Vaudis Forsgren Maurine Jensen native in a flivver all summer Gilda Smith Dorretta Salisbury Grant Seeley Meda Brown with some of his brothers Ruth Pederson Elda Allred Naida Richardson Zelda Alldridge: The name can’t Society Writers: Claire Barlow June Hanson Ineda Hickman be found in the registrar’s office Marie Nelson Alice Wright Mar Jean Tyson but don’t ask us why Sister to DonPaul “Bunyan” Rattle Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Virginia Randall ald a former student and singer of Eva Fife Laura Johnson Lillian Lymann Deon James Eleanor the college Classy warbler herself Rasmuson Genevieve Romney Mignon Perry Ruth Pugmire Meeting too sings over KSL weekly An Florence Wangsgaard Marjorie McCowin Wilma Bennion Alice The Utah Foresters met last adorable brunette and as nice as Wright Ora Bills Doris Passey Betty Gene McAllister Jean Hanson Genevieve Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Marjorie Seely velvet Worries a little over the Thursday evening in the Little Theatre Also attending was the June Rapp futility of life and the shallowness Home Business Staff: Don Johnson Quentin West Don Johnson Economics club invited by of some sections of humanity in President “Match Maker” Hobson Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todd Paul Scherbel general A rare skit was by a cast Faye (“Monkeydoodle”) Munk: of eleven foresters given which followed ASSOCIATED MEN STUDENTS ORGANIZATION female of Crack the cam artist a talk on Palestine Dr Romney In last week’s “In The Mail” column a letter was pub-lish- pus Going to be art editor of A highlight of theby evening ‘was Scribble a school teacher later ” the urging the establishment of an Associated Men on Seniorandfrom gag used Lake Bear region to introduce each and every memStudents organization This serves once again to bring to great open spaces and ber both male and female A cerstudent body attention a problem which has been ignored in Likes the people who don’t pretend to “be tain number of the foresters had a pie past what they ain’t” Also a campus which they gave to According to the latest figures released by the regis- poetess of note Tries to make you sum of money person they met trar’s office there are 1842 men attending school this think she’s tough but don’t let the twenty-fift- h Thus for the time in history first quarter Yet where is the organization in any form which ’er kid you Can act on occasion the men were net on one side of serves to even attempt a unification of the male element of the room and the women on the the school? There are the various departmental clubs Jhe There ain’t no more — that is not other next See week ya then if yer various honor fraternities but it must be remembered these until Placements serve only specialized fields and specialized interests And still with us Lucas Dargan grad of ’38 left most of them are restricted in membership There are the last week for Gunnison Colo social fraternities but only a small 13 of the men belong where he enters the Colorado State to these Fish and Game Department As stated in a Student Life editorial two years ago which Thomas B Evans graduate stuasked for the organization of an AiK “There is no organdent from the University of Maine ization on this campus which fully and adequately repreattending here will leave January BV MARGO AND GERRIE sents the'men students of the college” Must there be an1 to accept an appointment as jumou other two years elapse before students will awaken to the He came He saw He konked her forester with the soil conservation service at Moab Utah value of such an organization? It is sincerely felt that a men’s organization working GAS IS STUFF THAT IF YOU PG GOOU OF YoU with the dean of men could coordinate men’s activities onDrON’T Six men have accepted bids to AS RUN 'VONT IF the' campus that it would serve as an agency for stimu- Phi Gamma Rho honorary forestry lating extra curricular activity that it would serve as a! — a big buck Indian had just fraternity They are Harold Baker stimulus for initiating those purely male functions— stag onlewI a hain san(Iwich at the Jack Major Frantzen Todd Ruoi parties smokeless smokers — and thereby produce the spirit Bluebird counter and wa ieer- - Janson Walt Kittams and Kenneth so badly needed of campus good-wi- ll ins beta ecu the slices of bread Bower Initiations are taking place Student Life will dedicate itself to this project if stu- when he turned and said to Mrs this week pledging ceremonies to dents feel that they want an Associated Men Students’ Perry — “Ugh ou slice ’em ham?” be the 14th A party will be given following the ceremonies for the — A T — LMcD Perry looked up and replied organization Your decision is awaited members by the initiates as part of “Yes I sliced the ham” the procedure “Ugh” grunted the Indian inOPINIONS OR WISE CRACKS dignantly “j ou damn near miss Additions Student opinion may be a vital factor in the internal ’em” As predicted Everett Dcman Awgwan passed out the cigars Monday in working of a student body machine or it may be used as a honor of his marriage to Miss Mary wellknown wrench that may gum that same machine up To the thin — “Dpn’t eat fast” Gay Wangsgard Last week Student Life believing that it had hit upon To the fat — "Don’t eat — fast” Two other marriages of note a question that was vital to all students asked for opinions —Collegian lately are those of Fred Harris through the media of the campus ballot The results would ’38 to Helen Kinney and Jack Rehave staggered even the stoutest of hearc and suggested Tiny Little Finger Prints: veal ’37 to Arlene Hadfield that if everything else he lacking — a perverted sense of hu“Why the black crepe on the Word also comes that Herb mor is not More than 100 ballots were cast upon the ques- door? Is your roommate dead?” no “That’s roomcrepe that’s the tion of noisiness in the library and exactly 31 of them were on a level that would do credit to a that could call mate’s towel” aswell person 0 himself a college stvul c ot Fl se w here on this page appears the results of that ballot To those who may want a Tally: The census taker asked a wolaugh out of serious situation we urge you to read it and man at the door promise “to make the next one funnier” But we believe “How ninny in your family?” that there may be some students here who are sincere in “Five” snapped the answer their attempts to solve a campus problem We believe that “Me the old man a kid cow and they are anxious to help — anxious to clear up a situation cat ” “And the politics of jour famthat has been a thorn in the side to the associated student body since the building on the east of the quadrangle was ily?” “Mixed I’m a Republican the erected old man’s a Democrat the kid’s was has one ballot that The library the first gone “by the cow’s dry- and the cat’s the boards” and Student Life acknowledges its beating wet a populist” But whither now? What shall be done when another prob— Whirlwind lem presents itself? Is the student body qualified to handle another poll when but 31 serious attempts to get at the “DO YOU BELLEVE THAT AWFUL STORY problem is all that can be obtained from the 2760 registered PERFECTLY Student Life wants to keep pace with the THEY ARE TELLING ABOUT students? thought-bea- t of the school but we need your help in doing THE CHI OMEGAS “YES WHAT IS IT?” it COOPERATE ON THE NEXT POLL! TONIGHT Play TEN-O-WI- N On The Screen: “ILLEGAL TRAFFIC” TOMORROW RACY ROMPING ROMANTIC FUN! All in the giddiest hit of your life ! A g Crier By FERRES NYMAN Frederic Fall Party The Ag club held their big fall party last Saturday nite in the Seventh ward amusement hall The eventful affair was a big success According to KenHill Ag club socials chairman a good time was had by every one and the farmers all lived happily until Sunday morning A Hot One “That was a hot number” said the steer as the cowhand applied the banding iron” Dairy Club I’arty The Dairy club boys let their selves go and really had an enjoyable time last night at a buffet supper and dance The hilarious entertainment was held at the institute As a feature of the supper fifty varieties of cheese were serv- MARCH VIRGINIA BRUCE PATSY KELLY “THERE GOES MY HEART” Swing High — with Alan Mowbray Nancy Carroll Swing Low Got a date for the dance? 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Or better still returned the superintendent with some sarcasm "I could put 1000 men in there with teaspoons” tin At n(owRar ' kiAPYj Ag Eeon The Ag Econ boys had a skating good time last night at the Logan Roller skating hall They’re rather a stiff looking bunch today though y YY¥YVWlfl Vane received his first income tax exemption this week end when his wife presented him with an eight pound baby girl! 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