Show STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH DECEMBER PAGE TWO 2 1937 mm The STUDENT LIFE I If ? v ’Mcpiber i - pcQoikefe Wh WITH COATES t f Leonard McDonald p Sorority Requisites 30 pins — gold jeweled 30 girls — (Sigjit for grades 12 “hot numbers" for five little sisters and popularity five mistakes for blind dates 1 vet of siiyerytre— for display 1 parlor— lights unnecessary 1 porch swing— wl) fopateQ and well lubricated I telephone— on private line if possible 1 shack— to keep rain off the telephone and parlor 1 chaperone — for the paglor 1 cowbell — to be worn by the chaperone when entering the parlor ' Editorial Staff: Burrell Hansen Walden’ Percell Francis Burgle Carol Oberhansley Grace Desk? Jennings Cbpy CSnevWVe Porter William Glasmann Ada Dailey Beth Turner WUilam Lowe Eva Fife Helen Seeley Fay Michaelis Ruth Okelberry Georgia Nelson s: Efana Tietjeii IVpistf Pauline McCuUogh FektUfes: Elda Allred Meda Brown Raeldon Goates Jennet Spencer Kathryn Murdock Wallace Dean Roberta Plait Lola Nilsson Maurine Peterson Mar Jean Tyson Maurine Jensen Melba Jensen Bernice Brown Afton Merrill u NriWf Jdhn Whitby Mark Smith Bryant Kearl Howard N Reeve Bkrbara Ashcroft Milton V Shapman Virginia Jess M Grover Mary Rae Christensen Farres Nyman Marietta Nyman Mary Hemingsen A Grant Holman Louise Christiansen Mau-rtn- e Max Conrad Naomi Everton Grace Anderson Max Strong Mar-tinea- Smart Paul Facer Four Star Sportt SUtl: Harold Simpson Associate Editor Davis son Peen Christensen Roland Mather Ralph POME We strolled into the garden The nite was still as death I knew she knew her onions Cause I smelled ’em on her breath Wat- Mary Peterson Madge Woritou BUSINESS STAFF Paul Spencer George McClister Finance Manager Advertising Manager " phone 414J Phone 766 Assistant Manager Bob Simpson Thomas Advertising Staff: Boyd Stewart Ferris Evans Myrene QUsm&nn ' — Circulation Manager -- — 8hfrftan Anderson Assistant — Harmon Toone So?iy: Here she is the ideal Chi O girl— IDEAL CHI OMEGA ‘Ada Mae Clark Leadership 1 Ruth' Skidmore Intelligence Ruth Gunn Personality Poise Katherine Bullock June Staynor Graciousness Estelle Cooley Figure Charm Ruth Watkins Complexion Virginia Lee Arnold Marie Cooley Appearance Erma Shiftman Coyness Dress Betty Kenyon Aloofness Elmore Ralphs Jane "Whizzer” White Fep Eyes Virginia Peterson Ruth Wright Accomplishments IN ACADEMIC WORK WE TRUST for forestry engineerhome economics animal husbandry chemistry physics ing to receive our wiiich in arts mechanic plant industry and We have on our campus buildings academic training ’ We are guided in selecting subjects in our field of study so that we will receive a well rounded education We are taught how to enjoy art music literature and 1" - $ 4 f i 4 ' I'- - I i r t i many other of the fine arts We receive expert advice and help in selecting and workthe ing for a definite vocation This instruction given by marked effect a is committee having and guidance personal on getting us adjusted into our school life We are indeed ' of school proud of our achievements and training along lines And the ideal Beta Kap IDEAL BETA KAPPA Allen Hatch Leadership Charles Molloy Intelligence Personality Floyd Gibson Poise Noel Heyrend work Dick Chambers Courtesy If we do not live up to the standards set by the school we Physique Sam McCIeneghan scholarand attendance the are taken under advisement by Dress Jack Wittwer Harold Scarle ship committee If we continue to let our school standard Appearance fall below a set level we are withdrawn from school quietly Accomplishments Claude Cowley and with no fuss made That is as it should be — But only in our academic work are we guided We feel that not only does our school work need supervision and guidance but also our social life wherein it is affiliated with the college Our college is known as a melting pot for the young men and women of our country Men and women who come from far and near And from farm and city to the institution of higher learning It is true that we have committees designed to ofler this social guidance But what help and guidance can a coach give his team if they have no field to play on? Most of us will sacrifice our school work for our social life when thev conflict with each other Our facilities for inadeholding our socials so that they will not conflict are socials set to our become necessary therefore quate It has whenever we can whether it be on a school night or not k dances but we are forced to We are not asking for take them or go without Every social organization on the campus favors backing a social center to be financed by the students The question is how long before we will have one? Sorority gal— “Then your not angry because I’m sharing my love with your roommate?" Frat man— “Not at all its been fun halving you" BUREAU Mrs George D Clyde TJfSON chief interest is in his students although he played two or three games of golf this summer and is always talking about going hunting He travels a great deal doing government work and I used to go with him before the children were in school" Likes J’nlon Building Move lyhen asked about school life and living in Logan Mrs Clyde replied that she enjoyed living little conin Logan and tact she has with college activities She is an active member of the faculty league and feels that it would be fine if a closer contact cquld be brought about bethe faculty tween the student Bo Wo M Attract ive wo- and the faculty league Her favi epd orite sport Is basketball because lf gndM hosts kt duality o making it move faster nnd she knows "j “if' hbihV gRhdbTr that the movement toward f Vfcwa HmS met har $b took fesis i at the BYU a union building is a fine thing natoot one year be for there is really a need for it in order to keep campus life on a ?t wuried JffhUe at- the b campus "‘”1 — 1 “Pm happy to Jiave known you ud shall Appreciate a copy of l Aom sellers your Student Life because my 3f law husband never thinks to bring one "I’m afraid that you will not j said find " me very interesting’ Mrs Clyde as she greeted me “You see I'm just At the door another faolher and know very Httfc’ if anything Perhaps you would like to hear something atbdt my family for of course (Ait ia the first Interest of every mother'' W have four children thibe 'boys and a girl Our oldest hey ie a senior at high school Oah' Only girl Is In Junior high wJ the other two are in grade do npt enter into aottviUes as much ee I el ! MSm bo because our family el “ It 1 UBA majority of our time" ‘I 1 moregbqut-rt-tharr-fputball--S- xml fcre - -- -- v T - stz ) r rj’-- " — juhi rr it n n VI rf' i K r - ti f i id Timely j Specialty Lines ' Tip OfCpipiis AJei) Are Exposed I’m not going to explain straight lines crooked lines nor bread lines all that information can be found in books The lines I mean are not to De found in any special text nor do they have any set rules to govern them Jn short they are the lines used by the male sex on the weaker sex to make their hearts beat faster and their temples pound harder No Whatta Lino One of the most commonly used is the ‘‘I Jove you” line They say “how do you do” and “I love you” nearly in the same breath This line is supposed to give the girl either thrills or chills usually the latter Beta Kappas are supposed to be quite adept at this one Can’t you just see Sam or Victor Waite McCIeneghan whispering these words into some girl’s ear as they glide over the dance floor? Pi Kaps Line The next one in popularity is the “Gee kid you’re beautiful" This time if it works the weaker one blushes and coyly says "Thanks but 1 11 bet you tell that to all the girls” Pi Kaps keep this line well practiced with Marshall Geller and Ken Shulsen heading the list V I Think f j People with pleasant dispositions ought Jo "speak their minds” oftener Forester Signpost Ball Forester’s the foresters wU bold their first social which includes feminity This party from will be a dance at the Dansante all indications All the promising “social butterfrom flies” will be in ‘attendance Henderson to ocid An exceptional affair is promised for all who are interested I believe that a date committee should be organized for the members that do not tend to be so socialistic as the rest of us Lamar Mason ic Bunderson and “Doc” (misunderstood husband) would be greutly benefited by such an arrangement- - Let’s sec what we can do about it? On Friday Dec ’ 10 semi-form- “Ode Jo Lit” We call her Lil our little gal To all she is a friend and pal She works and slaves to keep the books And charms us with her smiling looks To see Paul Dunn she makes us wait But she can't see I want a date! "Battle axe" Club Boom The faculty of the school of forestry gave to the Utah Foresters a room with the object in mind of affording students some place other than the mainhall to use as a commons A committee has supervised the installation of a ping pong table checkers daily paper cards and current fictional magazines Surprising things have happenroom ed in this rejuvenated tests have been passed funny papers substituted for texts ping pong champions uncovered and gamblers revealed The club room has proved to be such an unparallecf success and might well be followed by other departmental clubs For AC Ckeq Lure - et( lollopfather— "goji can’t you cuj down op yoyr college Johnson ol expenses? You know Leon graduate they prp alUSAjC and present laboratory in- most ruining the janijly” structor of the chemistry departson — “Well I is mighl ment arjd graduate worker possibly do without text in the only person being unique 7m‘ on the campus knowp fo have ) done work in the movies at HolWe should be ashamed to die lywood He spent last ‘summer as until we have achieved some vican extra in mob scenes appearing tory for humanity!' in “High Wide and Handsome" and “Alibaba Goes to Town" both AGGIE RHYMES of which have been presented Freshman’s Soliloquy I and in “Marco Polo" and “Wells Am she gone and are She went? Fargo” of the plays yet to arHave she left I all alpnc? rive here Can I ever go to she? Mr Johnson says a person may Cap her never come to me? make enough to lve on while he It cannot was- is working in pictures but that the opportunities of an extra are Remember — He states that the uncertain A in the back seat is worth chief difficulty Jies in first get- two girl in the front ting a job after one knows the ropes it becomes quite simple Statesr "going as far as MinHaving friends to relay informa- neapolis tion to you about pictures seems Re now owns two unicycles to be the chief asset one with the seat three and one Tours Hawaii half feet from the ground and Mr Johnson has seen most of the other seven feet from the the stars and spoken to many al- ground While riding this wheel though be did not become per- Leon can juggle three or four sonal friends with any He work- balls pick up a hankerchicf from ed in Hollywood for eight or nine the track jump rope and pick Ip months Even before Leon left dollar bills He also rides with the A C he started doing inter- one foot on Jhe pedal pr with esting things During his senior neither foot on Jhe pedalg Also year he built a unicycle and he can rock barrel fas biop while learned to do vaudeville acts on riding As far as Air Johnson it For three months he traveled knows he ig the only person who in Hawai with the E K Fernan- can ride the uuicycjc with his dez Shows Mr Fernandez comes hanjs to the U S each year to fincT unChepUstry Cgjls usual talent and then takes it as What price education? Re gave a vaudeville feature to the is- up all this to chemistry when be land accepted a fellowship and reTours CJ Sturned to Jo graduate wwh Re After traveling with Fernandez has given up hjs Stunt work enLeon toured for a month with tirely because cycling "jjnd school four other acts in the United work won’t mix! ' : ‘r’? Airing The Campus What Does He Mean? In a recent talk by Dr Joel Ricks an allusion was made concerning the ability of the supreme court to block the march Of democracy Now just what meaning does our esteemed Dr Ricks impose on the word democracy? Does he intend it to mean radical wildfire d legislation without the least for consequences? When a new “brainstorm” is born does the true advocate of democracy accept it with utter disregard for its results? If this be the case our nole patriots who set the foundation were only backward “sissies” who were afraid to act without thinking They were the “retarders" of our of march Without democracy them our country would have progressed to the stage of "free Jove" and “share the wealth” Think how these infamies have held back the march of democracy! But perhaps there is another definition for democracy than the one our Dr Ricks has upheld Perhaps that Is why our country has so prosperously existed for 0 long Maybe the true definition pf democracy- - Is- - ttrat 'stamtipd which canpot be upheld at foments notice It Jalrces considerto solve the able concentration problem of government and the supreme court has accomplished this’ thing admirably ’ ‘R has maintained its duties in a man ner second to none and has forcibly set up the trpe standard pt democracy for the best Ipteresta of the nation Now the court Is however blocking the mgf'b of democracy in' direct accord Its standards with American principle have become so deplorable that democracy Itself has become endangered Perhaps If Dr Ricks had soannsd th record of the coyrt more closely he might not have allowed hlmeelf to utter such a statement re-r- I Love 4 - Reliant Friend? ' Busy Yes she was awfully glad to see me hut had an appointment with her hair dresser fa fifteen minutes— pf epufae I’d be glad to drive he dowp My second best friend was equally glad I was home bat she was giving a party and had no idea I would he in town You know it’s fanny l?°w such minor things can make a person feel so unimportant I decided there wasn't any use pf “visiting" further so started back home Mother greeted me this time — with a few hurried questions and a peck on the check “You really should let us know when you’re coming dear so we could prepare for it” were her departing words as she fled for her already late dinner engagement Left Deserted As last I was alone the meanest brother in town had borrowed my last dollar and joined the gang my sister took (not borrowed) my new scarf and walked out with her one and onjy I began wondering what the kids at school were doing— dancing ? or going fa g show?— what a way to spend ja Saturday night I 8WSSJ must have had a braip storm because it took me only five minutes to repack and leave a hurried farewell ' note Where am Inpw? RigR down here in the bus pfaUpp waiting to catch the next bus ‘’home’— Logan —here I come! ’ f Reading such articles as Jhc one published in g fairly recent issue of Student fife ‘entitled "I Rate Men” makes me "boil” Meg are much more essential to the general welfare pf the world than the writer of that ridiculous piece of pretense seems to’ realize "Why are men like they are? In fact why are v men?’’ Hear Writer did you ever stop to think wjiat this world would be were it not for map? Any girl's life revolves around music radio movies and dances Her IJp wUhout these things would be drab and monotonous beyond beaming What wpuld the great love stories and movies be without men to star along with the women What would radio be without all j thjjse naaspujine 1 voices? Again-dan- cing pne) of the important recreative measures for up wompp but how could this be without a man to make it more spicy by stepping ' on our toe?’1 Men Ar ’ - “ I” inner 211 I len i ' down-rightni- i - K Rayc you a younger brother? Well I have! My glowing thoughts were somewhat chijled falls cordial greeting of "Well by v'hat are you home fof ?" Ignoring him (the only way to handle I went in brothers) yqunger seprch ot any mother By the time I had practically canvassed the neighborhood my younger Sister gtopped talking on the tejephone long chough to inform me mother was out playing bridge Ry spirits dropped another foot- Thinking that would be glad to see ’ me J I captured the telephone long enough to put my call through A sweet voice a1 the other end of the line informed me that my Dad was out of town apd 'wouldn’t be pack until next week The lpst straw— by this tipe J pas my Anyway friends " will be "glad to see pie qo with this though in mind f bribed my brother “to let me' use the car and started out ’ - Spirits Weaken "p 1 Relieve half of the good things said about yourself and half of the bad things said about others ' KfO: 5 ’ Always— " yC ' Tight 35ifs j A NYA Check Note ts rr m They say thrft the first time a air at a Scotsman used fre garage he 'blew out four tires i Sig' Ep Hous-eSterling speaking:— “and I knew an old ipald who was satisfied with a mail box " i Z: ’ - V i' 1 Ag Crier with JEAN ir Exchanges Behind the Throne BV MAB I really didn't expect a brass band and the Chamber of Commerce to greet me as I climbed off thp bus hut did egppct pro member af family tp welcome me home Nevertheless I wasn't going to let a cold reception interfere with my week end plans ijo I did the nest beat thing: hailed ataxC piled my luggage in and gave the old family address I confess I was pretty excited at going home after a two months absence i OjF INTACT HEARTS Lesson No 13 “1 Neier Go With Girls” Lips that touch whiskey After these first two lines have And lips that touch brew been put too use the next one Are always the first lips To say: “I love you" can be called the “I never go with any girls” line That is to make Note to Jack Moore: Why don't the girl think she is being highly you leave it in the publicity of- honored to have a man who never went out wiLh any other girls fice? suddenly fall for her Our new football stars Bob Gooding and Louis Toschi swep many girls off their feet with this one A line not so commonly used is the one build around conceit that an inferiority from Wednesday November 24 1937 — developed The poor man was so Leaving today for Thanksgiving complex and had suck an inferiority we're to shy holidays — But going to appear stick around until our roommates complex that he decided He rarely finish packing In God we conceited to everyone trust but we don't room with talks to a girl let alone take one out The lucky female should be god "If vain our toil we ought to fairly floating in air — Silver and Gold Don’t you imagine Carl Alvord blame the culture not the soil” to his win — Pope power After four yeais in college all developed blonde his froi rivals i by girls I can say is: “I wish I had studdeveloping this less common but ied as much as I wish 1 had” very effective line artistically? Another way to success is to — Independence Student off more than you can bite Pl-- i Kaps Line then chew it BYU AWS BALL The Phi Kaps have a line all Willie Stevens irresistable BYU ' won their own originated by Dawson junior prexy comfortably The Grafters club have a new the AWS king crown by’ amass- Simpson and Bob Munson When idea on how to win the program want see new some 56 mentions on the coeds pre- they ing girl they award Paul Soulier who is in ference lists Ned Kirkham to meet they just go to their of proEverett Manwarmg Sam Soren- house knock and announce that charge informsthe uscompetitive that a film or son and Gordon Snow were the the ward teachers are calling gram as Paul says a “Travelougue” Rather unique don't you think? next higji wiU be To hear some of the opposite showing various landscapes Do any of these boys know shown today at noon in the is to sex talk know that they you— Aggie Sister? Aud This will be a dif— The "Y” News think they can cast a sort of English of Ag Club program ferent type spell over the girls But that is It ought to be good ' vhere they are mistaken in a HERE'S MORE ABOUT lot of cases After so long the girls’ get used to them and are Remember the apron and over Qean Clyde pretty good at handing them right all dance of a y?ar ago? pils From (Continued Page One) back year it has been changed to a Such is the nart lines play in sports affair Yes the Home Ep such an outlet for man’s desire to the lives of us mortals I could club and Ag club are cooperating be a creative factor Satisfaction if I knew to make it a very enjoyable go on indefinitely of from the a enough but my information is completion gamed evening The date is Saturday night worthwhile construction is invalu- - limited and the paper has to go December 4th The place la in et able tir meir'whDe-tnterilrtrr T0presg tpe Seventh ward church rThe this direction time is nine o’clock AdmUllon is Dean Clyde outlined the great by an Ag club card I am told progress of engineering in the past that you hayminers should grab few years enumerating several proon to a Home Ec girl and get in jects Just completed or now underon a good party way as examples If you're like the writer and can't be All NYA checks musj Mechanic arts Is undoubtedly ons dance refreshment! will be servcalled for within ten days afof the most promising vocations ed secreat the ter arrival tjhelr open to youth today Any student Those left office after tary's who possesses the abilities and ' tala time will be sent back to Have you ever figured the why necessary has' a splendid the stale office Notices wljl be to this one! ' Write down your chance of being successful In tbie put up for the convenience of age— then double it Add fjve and work If his training develops these when the multiply the reeulti by fifty Subthe abilities chepjce arrive' tract from ' this total the number canoffice The of days in the year ignoring leap secretary's NOTICE not sign checks over to aojtes years To this number add the ’ In order to have a complete number of coins in your pocket jAU Busier proofs moat be In record student must call at o$ band bag- Then add US The by Friday December I or the the office to do that them first two figures iylU be ypup age will peiect i JM proofs to elves —the last two figure will be the m m Susaer Ralph the liVsy-022anumber of coin in your pocket jtpqpuaiHd today mid-wee- " — lay Je True admires the woman definition of a woman is— someone who reaches for a chair when answering the phone apple-polish- er News Editor Editor society ‘ awWer‘":::”::::":-'"-- i T t Editor Desk Editor Assistant Copy Desk Editor Feature Editor Make-u- — tt—Jt who A maa paakes him think but keeps away 'jtrom her He likes the woman who makes him laugh He loves the girl who hurts him but marries the woman who flatters him ‘ Sports AUen Thomas Lavema Befinett Ournw Lee -- I Iva Nielson Proof-reader- BY WALLACE K DEAN M Look hard and long Throughout this space And if a smile Creeps on your face I'll gladly join In mirth with you And feel damn glad There’s at least us two r— russ IS KS Khi’° VsiifA y lit Sweet Heme Whsm Went Thy Charms? COM COLLEGE 1957 Press Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agriculturalas altered College Printed byCtaefc and Earl Printing company Second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under : Acceptance for mailing at special rate or Act of Maitit-Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 in for hostage provided Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee : Authorized August 22 1918 ( i Old Main Serenely Commanding In The 'MS'- - if Discussed Satisfy r WhaJ uqtamed dance that releases all "the wfl urgp of yoih has taken the caused more counR-by Rorm 'noise and ''general excitement pandemonium in the giddy social whirl than any other one thing? It’s the ‘‘Big Apple” ' JSrt The “Big Apple is not a fruit grower’s promotion gag although nothing haj publicized the apple so widely since the phrase- - “an apple a day keep ’the doctor away” was cofaed R was named for the negro night club where it originated— the Big Apple cfdlh— fa Columbia! South Carolina 7 Negroes - invented it young college students' saw it and introduced it at their parties and from there It has' spread 'to the four points of the compass faster than the' latest May ' West joke V ' ’ r ’ 1 4 O pf Culture Men really are a bit gallant in Moat of i jus would rather be- of need JuitwwU the tap l‘5? g Apple”"! T covered steps the doors that re good thing fqr modern civilliatfan fuse tp open the typewriter that for civilized though w mgy he was in the wrong place and var- there Is a wild urge in the meekious other things that defied all est among " us ' apd this done? ’ effort until a thoughtful man give that urge its physical ‘ t -- heve-taat-'- tirre ’ came along If It weren’t “ for men there Of course the "Big Apple” is to do the “Big frowned upon by a certain few Just" don't) 'all hut after all it Is probably no of ' fancy clothe wilder for us than the’ VTfglnla manufacturers eta- - fpf women would go broke Reel was for grandpa whetf he beoause wpmpn wopli hay? gp was a'young' thin masculine eyp jp Rtract alj jnf n ufseturers of hair oil would go to the dogs Whore would Barge Uw polnU brought forward In “I Mon" 1 eomo t? tho con Cglahao bo? uSVAy W0Mld fU come ta sohpol iitberfLtw$Kt go eUulop that th majority of them Ejmn Rgrfta dJ&)faa OpatjH? seem to b mere excuse far a flrery 0§Ron wpiUd guffor grfpt Sri Jbaving been unable to bring U fm ag “blf fjunny cpIupUyf ipr fife rp one fg tfglft In dffsnsp to submission I say apd heljeye Hsvipg carefufly considered all you really mean “1 Rove Mep!" wppld be no-oApple” (women homo-saplen- |