Show A "?s-- PAGE TWO STUDENT The STUDENT LIFE Member W)6 LIFE LOGAN UTAH SEPTEMBER 30 1937 CAMPUS SCENE In The 1937 Students Will Try For Trip L pBsociabd Goteeiate Press V ' ‘Jfer “V 4 WITH GOATES Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College Printed by dark and Sari Printing company entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Mall subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Editor Ralph H Redford Mabel Allred Associate Editor Walter Gardner Associate Editor Allen Thomas Sports Editor Make-u- p La verna Bennett Editor Lee Gurney Copy Desk Editor Iva Nielson Assistant Copy Desk Editor Feature Editor Kathryn Bullock Bill Ward News Editor Bob Wall Assistant News Editor Cora Fuller Society Editor Assistant Society Editor Marjorie Anderson BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Paul Spencer George McCIis ter Bob Simpson Manager Bill Ward Manager Advertising Staff: Donald Ashdown Harold Smith Circulation Manager: Sherman Andersen Typist: Marian Thomas t 'll To Exposition New Thoughts And Dismal Philosophy Scrambled Like Eggs “Life without absorbing occupation is hell joy consists in forgetthe of Dr W E Carroll dean life” — Elbert Hubbard ting school of agriculture at the Utah with its multitude of Spring has State Agricultural college turned fancies its endowment of from invitation an received just lectures with the potions of MorSwift and company of Chicago pheus and its sprouting ot femanimal asking the students of the inine forms where none grew becolhusbandry department at the fore has insidiously invaded our lege to participate in an essay contest The student writing the campus The editorsto have surrendered their toil the newest winning essay will be awarded a recruits and Ode to Collegians peace reigns beInto attend the to Chicago trip With a razz ma tazz and the Livestock Exposition tween the Philistines ternational ’Jist watch us go! from November 28 until Decem- champions of the Amalgamated We’re fiends for jazz of Society for the Prevention ber 1 to Users of Nicotine Swing it hot!— not slow Cruelty According to F M Simpson of (introduced by Jean Nicot— 1560) the agricultural research bureau When we look for dates Gosh! Just think of all the lita and Swift for company only I’m a telling you tle tobacco leaves that have gone few state agricultural colleges are The gal who rates in smoke Well maybe they up invited to take part in the conare large —they have to be darn Must pitch and fling woo the end of the hall How soon test Last year the University of small to get into my pipe — Florida was invited and this year would you like to move in?’ Wherewassa? We swing ’till one Oh yes— life is to largely through the associations hell — no noble made a attempt Brainy Shake our bones aroun’ an occupation is hell of Dr and Mr Carroll Simpson collect his scattered thoughts and Until upon our fun SEND THE LIGHT! maybe I’m absorbing hell — absorb at least a meager amount the Utah State Agricultural colold El Hubbard was The faculty all frown Anyhow of the information that had been lege was tendered the opportunWhile walking up the front steps for the first time this quite the guy —wonder if he was him ity so profusely bestowed upon related to El Brendel season the picturesque view— the tower the green lane of Bay! We get so warm nope ho he remembered The essay is to be approximate- couldn’t be — Then having both have to they’d shrubbery and the white steps — reminded me of the many Our collars smoke t heard something concerning $25— ly 1500 words in length and each be Swedes — it would imagine wonderful experiences I have enjoyed during my tljree And the word reform and rapidly declined to accept as contestant may choose his own have been fun to have been a our Is biggest joke years at Utah State recollections of toiling broiling subject Dr Carroll will select Viking or something Wonder if But half-wa- y up I accidentally stubbed my toe on one days in the beet field came rush- the judges for the contest at the this Hubbard was a son of the movement That I lullaby of the steps which brought me back to reality with a jolt s ing up once more to clearly force college and the winner will be cupboard mother — I guess — mayBY RODERIQUE WALDO partment was making Special ad- the fact upon him that — well he awarded the trip No inter-stat- e I recalled last winter when the steps were covered with snow The Ol’ Man fears be — an would stomach empty our improvement (?) ditions to both the force and the just couldn’t consider anything contests will be held The award in a crowded bus Now and ice— --the good old nights when I was forced to descend Is After only make a guy forget life— in time these four years ” For when little fuss Occasion over $20 “spitehouse will be presented with the undervery prospecthe steps as I used to do when I was learning to walk step Guess I’ll raid the ice box Wait Because they cross their shapely tive male students condescend to He examined many places standing that the winner must at- a minute — I gotta think this out by step cautiously over the glassy ice During the day it So you don’t need dough with demon knees “rum” during The dead- Lemmesee— if I eat I can’t forthe remainder of the tend the exposition grapple was possible to avoid the worst places but at night not even Looks don’t mean a thing and attempt to dance simultaneConserving space a bit line forthe locsil contest will be get life If J can't to claimed that day supply the moonlight reached the treacherous slrdesr- forget To Tie a“collegiate Joe These ously and when they trod on the the wants of the studious having November 10 Dr Carroll said can’t have any fun NUTS! It 11 Why are there no lights on these steps? Is it too much to Ya’ only gotta swing! x x x x coltoes of prettier pretty pink Swift College Essay Contest be hell either way so I might as each of them a distinction of its ask this institution to install a few lights along this walk? leens and when football idols own and each ' a tidy Rules: desiring Then perhaps progressive students can supply lanterns for Cheer up Freshman! The only But gaze upon a row f men evince open treatment at such sum for its services Then just as 1 Contest will be open to stu- well eat night traveling For we must have lights if we are to avoid difference between a rut and a And blush for shame a little rough uncourteous treatment of the tender hues of twilght (Oh dents in state agricultural coltheir namby-ramb- y when grave is in their dimensions rooters fists thrice welcome pet phrase!) were leges danger of painful accidents You see their spreading sprawl- are bound to fly and — ORESTERS SIGNPOST a 2 The student making the trip flopping down upon the landscape Then there was Freshman Cliff ing ways Bainy Twerp trudged down the and things and Twerp was amb- will be selected as the result of That make them like this row boulevard tossing frequent and ling along the concrete near writing an essay No definite subPoole who gave up a promising REGISTRATION BY VIC AND CHAT of “A s” — musical career because someone searching glances of inquiry at where Second North skirts the ject will be assigned and each A A A A A So the grind is with us again! the numbers on the various build- steepest extremities of the tem- contestant may choose his own There have been many voices raised in comment about told him you had to be from Finings as he went by Sweat in- ple grounds a sign which pro- subject However the essay must I'll confidentially wager that if the registration but from all that can be gathered the fresh- land to be a finished musician Yet I remember once I rode duced by the labor of toting his claimed its owner to furnish discuss the methods employed by all the gray hairs and wrinkles men really appreciated the four days of getting acquainted Beside a lass whose legs were unwieldy luggage dampened the board and room for a sum agree- the meat packing industry (cenWords to the Wise (?) in accumulated in this with building town and school customs without being bothbowed wide area of his face Questioning able to his purse attracted the marketing sored) Take all this rushing with a meat registration were eggs poultry ered with upper classmen The The best she could achieve poor feminine eyes played upon him attention of our persistent searchbutter and cheese Swift & Com- laid end to end they would reach sack of salt Freshworaen The registration committee and guidance committees campus gigolos will be looking miss and left him Imer Swithly he traversed the short pany will furnish sufficient liter- fiom Silcox to Alaska Have faith should be highly congratulated on the way registration was up their old gal friends before the Resembles something much like pressive autos dashed past ex- distance to the porch in ature and references when re- freshmen the worst is yet to this: carried out this quarter Enrollment is a difficult task and quarter it out haust roaring in unison strides and bounded quested to enable the contestants come no matter how it is done there will be certain people who It seems that the prestige of Finally Brainy’s perseverance up the steps with surprising ala- to become familiar with the gen-eiare not thoroughly satisfied The Mad Chemist subject of marketing meat our dear alma mater is growing was rewarded and the d crity for one who had been far beyond the confines of this If the guidance committee continues throughout the year Ionization was his ration ascended the pounding the pavements all day packer products Eagerly Brainy Twerp caught yokel 3 It is recommended that the peaceful He was welcomed by what he In checking Filtration had been his fad valley as it has done at the beginning the students of the college up his suitcase after the fashion flight of — hey wait a minute! of one but recently required to You can’t soar up them — the considered to be the neatest pack- essay contain not more than 1500 through the membership rolls of will be assisted in their selection of classes with much less If chemistry perplexes thee Then you know what drove him carry baggage and continued his climb of steps leading to the age of pulchritude that he had words However each contestant the Foresters club ithe following uncertainty than previously This service is especially valmad way toward the first beckoning door above which were the nu- ever been priviliged to behold may determine the length of his states are represented: uable we believe in that it will cut down on waste of student come! wicked pen essay address on the list that he had merals that his eyes had wel- Now come Four students have journeyed time and effort in poorly planned courses 4 The essay will be judged by secured from the clerk in Les comed so readily Something But- none of the folderol you find in Musician? from New York state — three of “misinformation” office tery in frills answered his knock light literature must creep into a person or group of persons them from the sidewalks of the Freshman Clair Brown says: selected by officials of the state t “She laughed when I sat down to high on the hill beside him the and shooed him inside Conver- this There shall be no silly big town three each from Wyowait! Even “Miss Barton the agricultural college soon disclosed that the How’d I know she was temple towered serene and ma- sation ming and New Jersey two each play 5 Each state contest will a be Beautiful” yet thrills at the mere from Ohio California jestic in the glow of the Montana ticklish?” landlady was out one and there will not and Idaho and one each from sun The boulevard — “But you may as well see the mention of the foolish Romeo separate inter-state contests room’’ continued the one attired Yes there is to be love— love at be any Massachusetts gone astray at Third North-staggSouth Carolina Experience Enough 6 Names and home addresses first sight Colorado Vermont Illinois Texpast stammering hack- in frills We received this letter yesterday (not exof all contestants s college) Reader ’ as Missouri Nevada and PennStruggling Brainy “ neyed excuses for its chronic misBrainy muttered a and the Blue from a freshman: conduct and promising immediate remark and followed her uo periences shall detain you but a will be furnished Swift and Com- sylvania Book says that slang is to be Dear Whisker-chi- n Billy: moment his pany longer Naturally Perhaps a League of Nations used with discretion because it is I’ve heard of your excellent ad- abstinence at it joined forces with the flight of — oh let it go — the 7 The award will be made with heart went lub dub! lub lub! in formed here might put an end out of order and shows a poor vise to freshmen in your Bureau Center street and quickly brac- llight of stairs A faint light from that the win- to excessive ed up to proudly strut the final some hidden source softened the the section of his breast where it the understanding fees but on Intact Hearts Department will vocabulary and he was frequented by ner attends the 1937 Internationblocks few to belongs across Main shadows the Far of hall turned shoe They string anyway why dos my you please help me al Livestock Chiall the other manifold changes Exposition at mountains were to the left when the first Saturday October 9 will be the have to break at this inconvenient I start my college career this the valleyto where that are supposed to visit the cago arriving here Sunday No- day of reckoning for on that day the sky an intermit- - ing was accomplished and moment? It’s just like my shoe week Being just a country girl stream of Uiekled from ed a spacious room The adjective smitten In due course of time vember 28 the foresters hold their annual string to cause me this unnecesI don’t know what to expect from the mouth of a cars 8 Contestants will be expected fall barbecue Tons of he engaged the room and the is misleading narrow room I the mean it’s canyon think and trouble I grub lots sary to 'stay at a hotel designated by of My experience with collegq men clean sport— including Logan was at ils busiest hour was spacious only when compar- privileges attached therewith good high time I have a talk with it Dear Editor men from the outside world has There Swift & So now you can rest assured Company where as rea- tobacco spitting The seniors are seemed a kind of gratifying ed with the narrow confinement “Shoe string come here! Now Please don’t think that I’m one been limited to traveling salesmen hum and hurry afoct and awheel of the usual boudoir-stud- y where- that some night when the moon sonable a rate as possible will be to be dethroned from tbe'r chamlisten you in case you don’t know of these perpetual "kickers” even but that’s another story Please on the streets obtained mainly displayed in the plodding student burns the rides high and the trees comthe I’m a new student here Oh no though I do start the year off advise (watch pionship pedestal 9 Contestants will be expected mence to swish and sway in the by future freshmen drinking in proverbial midnight tungsten sophomores) Softball to I won’t be occupying any balcony with a grumble But I believe Round-heto in Rosie Wednesuntil stay Chicago “This is the only room left” wind outside and my lone steps their initial' view of the pights will furnish sport for gobs seats or wearing any green caps that now is the time to state my and the sudden movement of a said Brainy’s escort "The fellow sound emptily from up the avenue day December 1 and landlubbers hut just the same I’m a new stu grievance 10 The requirement for arrival Dear Rosie: hundred cars surging forward at already here is nice although I I say you can rest assured that dent and have got a lot to learn Like other normal students I and of stay is made beWe suggest you let nature take the switch of a' traffic light can’t say that I all means let's don't forget about this registration business like my dinner and having been entirely approve Brainy Twerp will be propound cause length it is expected that Swift theBy summer The camp lads are In the first place I went through raised on a farm I like milk its course You’ll find that Sales- Along the southeast corner of the of his taste in art' she went on ing to the landlady’s daughter a & will offer entertain- back full of neat ideas that are Company the same line three different I'm not an expert on cooking so men and college men have much Main and center intersection the indicating several prints of girls question that seems of such ser- ment and an educational market useless as For further details walk swarmed with licensed cus- in various unmentionable degrees ious import to the young of homo times before I dropped onto the I will accept other people’s opin- in common bathtubs in Greenland study trip that will be very val- and loaded with five he’s an tomers crowding in to buy their of dress 'or rather undress sapiens fact that I would have to wait ions that the food in the cafe- see George McClister “sylablcs” to uable the contestants S on of P tiic proper stuff “Boarding that stuff accomodations are daily pint that nobody ever heard of Our to get my book until they got teria is good But the milk! ! authority The UICs student conveyors were scarce this year It’s good you green-clauround to the P’s Twenty-cent- s still wear a quart is too much What’s the phone number? — Cribbage Patch so unoccupied with local passencame now It isn’t often one is FOREST TRAINING their uniforms but never fear “Well I’ll admit I was rather to pay for milk- Why can’t the gers and gentry that you could fortunate enough to find a nice they’ll soon wear out and the discouraged but I didn't break I cafeteria offer milk at a reasonto squeeze your carcass place like this and as well locatboys will come down to earth just kept on going No one seem- able price? I understand that In perpetuation of this depart- hope — once ansoon as ed for $25 Mother serves two aboard at as SCHOOL ed to care where or why but I milk has always been sold at 6c ment’s tradition Ol’ Whisker-chi- n again And now cometh the plea E kept on going anyway I soon a pint in the cafeteria Can’t Billy will again conduct the Bu- other bus arrived The police de- meals a day There’s a bath at Vic and I are not so hot at found out that what I wanted to something be done about this? reau of Intact Hearts The buour best and when Vic is in tho take and that I had to take were reau is designed for freshmen Lotta Noyes The first regional forest rangers’ FROM A STUDENT’S OWN DICTIONARY two different things and when “Moral cleanliness and personal arms of Bacchus and I am crossgirls who may be unfortunate training camp opened today at classTony grove 25 miles east of Lo- integrity are of higher value even ed in love after five or six hours of line to an By LJVfcD rate we’re putrid So — upper enough with about 40 men than intellectual brilliance” Dr E let's have “A” Something some people earn and other people get gan Utah work I found myself in the hands man — and may be so green as to rise’s opinsomebody G Peterson 23 from the national forests of president of the of Gw sectioning committee I Athletics The core of the college apple want to keep him (The older gals 4 present Utah State Agricultural college ion of things Freshman! What’s Region was Informed that what I conid know better) Arts Appreciation group Something all students should Fourteen men from the regional told an assembled group of fresh- your opinion of the school? Sentake and what I had to take BUREAU OF INTACT HEARTS steer clear of unless they wish to have their cultural interests office will act as instructors at men students at the college Mon- iors what's the score? Why not were still two different things If intervals throughout day evening “To learn to earn have everybody write and we’ll the or mutilated course each teaching his special- your own living to pay your have an elimination you remember It as then that I contest to How to Hold Your Mm A meeting of the Intermountain land A “B” heaven between and hell either of which state ized line of work The following debts and scrupulously recognize see whose article wondered what had happened to Section gets in print Leason No 1 all your other obligations keep of the Society of American to have been be would assigned teaching preferable that kind professor who had faelp- Foresters will be held duties: J D Hansen range man- free from the use of all habit- Ah Utopia! If thou wert only Friday eveBarbs A college organization afraid to test its claws ed me once before-- ' agement Orange Olsen and R J forming drugs to recognize the mine Let's do things The girl who is wise will never T:80 October 1 at the at ning Blind date Foundation of sorority girls popularity “I guaaa you’re not interested Costley game management Clark dignity of your own person and more inherself to “C” Something which like the measles — afflicts even the Miles timber management H L respect the dignity of others to in my troubles or you certainly ranger training school camp in permit than theappear NOTICE d she Curtiss recreation F C Koziol refuse to be incommon and cheap wouldn't go ad break ‘shoe Logan canyon announoed Profes- telligent most careful e trying to entertain besor the relations M Dunn chairmans Paul particularly lands and service pohlic George tween men and women to s All budget requests must be Jn atriafc’ thus distracting my Critic One who says mean things about nothing have L Nichols building hiaintenance far as Robert W Marshall ohiefFor--of contempt for the many debasing the student body office by next “'God’s gift to little men’’ Conceit Woods W F communication Recreation of Boston Providence a Try goad imprei-- t Get your Reed W Bailey geology and ero- inflaences in society today These Friday!' October ' 8 Dreamer A fool like the rest of us set D C D C Chicago Milwaukee Minsion control Dr George Stewart are imp o r t a n t distinguishing blanks from Madison Thomas jfsflngnisbsd looking will Service Washington A to feet Flat freedom Diof passport marks be one center of the music and other are and X superior speakers people T H soils Van neapolis to Meter personnel think you chairman or at the stu- -' which Grades A subject students very seldom mention when management Frank this college budget L Allen en- strengths J stfct paw Of pity rector Reed W Bailey of the In- throughout the United State dent body office should develop in you” home torin Mrs Elder Mr Both Dougand gineering Forest and contain Range writing ' £ r v agIotaod bsro wonder-wh- y “In spite of the many evidences The training schedule will be Leisured class A condition of the social body comparof evil abroad in the world every and when to go Experiment Station will also give las are graduates of the claas of Get your Buzzer appointments RutForester by begun Regional Conman and woman is priviliged to now at able to chronic appendicitis JWt Kooning I can tell an Illustrated lecture on erosion 1937 at the New England the Buzzer office ledge who will outline the pur- live life on a folas levThe is and noble The American ef servatory high program 2 Society Letter from home Voice of experience t think poses and objectives of National el” said President Peterson “Relows: of an is proForest management and the part organisation Old jokes Something aged in wood osjf' each man wilt be expected to fill cognition of the fact that this is midst of the greatest intellectual Trio in D Minor Aransky fessional foresters and It U exmoral universe in which we live development A citizen mentally decrepit who nurses an in Patriot of all time that the “Better man- ais the Moderate Schezro organization Elegia 'K-I!iSt pected that members wtH bo presgreatest assurance that we science is not enough’’ Dr Peteremotion his will children disown of valuable resources and agement antique on the road to the living of son are ent from points in northern Utah Finale Mies Rogers Mr Elder valexplained ‘The better service to the public are such a life Moral P E A camouflage for a lot of things law operates ues which are in thespiritual nM Professor Mr Douglas Apres un Rare end agnCtoni doctrine of two things we want to accomplish as Faurc-Caaa- k Politician A can who has nothing to lose but his honor in does as Concerto In A MinInexorably are as physical much the Christianity giving better training to our law Violators of moral law or Baint Bains Allegro Allegret- and that is heavily mortgaged pay business of hglher education in ‘ men” Mr Rutledge stated as the as do those penalty sense Is its surely true as to mastery of ILOrTC A very popular course of training— with the The teaching work will be done who suffer the consequences of the Allegro Mr Eider Concerto ATOUT i physical world about ua in D Miner (sdalaida Oonoerto army largely outdoors with the Cache violating the physical law of “Utah and the states adNational Forest a huge natural And the rewards of obedlance joining us which great composed at ag of 10 ytari) W are beneficiary Required courses A make-wor- k ’ ' Kaa-Ftnprogram for some fail- laboratory wherein all the ele- life are as sure aa is the penalty for of the ideals of our founders A Moaart Osdeeea by Paul OM) may ments of land managemsnt can disobedience ing departments well become a light upon s hill H 2 Allegro Adagio Aiisgro be actually developed and applied life Systemized parasitism Soda! “The world is entering an era In the present daekness which inklieM ot tbs —bit Be Rlneky ?K Inside lecture work when and spiritual valthe world Certainly this Sorority girl Social appendage compares favorable with will practice be held to a minimum and ues arereligious to be d a YersOsor HoMotyMr Douglas tf’TJLZZ coming to hold high recognised propose vermiform limited mostly to rainy days appendix a of first importance Science college t’ C3r Ds Dstagsty Tugs these standards of personal and Student council A morgue for the politically ambitious’ will continue to develop and con- SMksl Integrity Kur-ri- B Dans the absence of Themes Something which contains nothing more tangible Get your Busier appointments quer the earth hut pten now which widely throughout the naTjtiam 3n Kmni Mr Eldar knows with the near anarchy in tion today so endangers our nlv than spelling and punctuation Cw£a now t the Buuer office the nations all about us In the luxation" Greetings Freshmen! Ol’ Whisker-chi- n Billy on be half of the notorious College Corral and before he plunges into the mentioned mire takes this opportunity to welcome you fresh n men and into the fascinating folds of Utah State collegians fresh-wome- & ' ' JUST A MUG A MUSING AROUND A BIT co-e- ' life! ' ()()()() rather-awkwar- love-Bu- Students Shoe String Soon Stops Registration Ruins Royal Rookie ered ‘Gosh-dam-it- ‘ Student Comment ‘gosh-darn-i- t’ VermiDica— Cut Bottled Cow Cost d - OPENS Forestry Society Flans Meet Friday y boy-frien- at-a- P ' ea1 & n — -- - f For-atta- rs 41 n ’ " Fcared o Hln-dJm- th Ctfc oNni) i ’' 5! U ’ i t ''”1 ' “big-shot- |