Show 1 i ! PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH FEBRUARY 25 1937 - NIGHT NOo IGtfc 1936 Member 103 Publlsned weekly by student of the Utah State Agricultural College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing company entered as 1908 at Logan Utah second class mall matter September under act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for In Section 1103 Act of October S The Chi O gals suggest that we start this meeting with the little parachute lullaby “It don’t mean a thing if you don’t pull the string’’ 1927 Mail 1918 We All? I wish I were a moment In my economics class For no matter how idle moments Don’t Paul Spencer Business Manager Richard Schnepel Advertising Manager Associate Editor Associate Editor Editor-In-Chi- ef Milton Mangum Managing Editor Glen Adams Mary Peterson are They always seem to pass Our informer tells us that after the Military Ball one of our most respected fellow Ags apent two hours in a hamburger shop trying to figure out which made him the stiffest three hours of dancinng his tux shirt or 16 shots of Rock and Rye Oral Adams Feature Editor Bill Ward News Editor George Editor McClister Asst News Editor Helen Conrady Make-u- p Cora Fuller Society Editor Marjorie Anderson Asst Society Editor Harold Hall Sports Editor Horace Smith Asst Sports Editor Mabel Allred Copy Desk Editor Laverna Bennett Asst Copy Desk Editor Sherman Anderson Proof Editor ‘ Special Writers: Leonard McDonald Ralph Redford Modern Maids of liquor nowadays when this fiery monster is the cause of a divorce it’s because the husband couldn’t afford to buy her as much as the other fellow ‘ CONTRIBUTORS Features: Ree Eliason Marguerite Fonnesbeck Raeldon Goates Lola Nilson Naida Richardson Grettle Shaw Janet Spencer Marjorie Twitchell Elmer Holme La Retta Gibbons Irene Stephens Arlette Hart Ruth Skidmore Society: Gwyneth Shumway Speaking Marjorie Ferrin Virginia Harris Sports: Horace Smith Allen Thomas Betty Morrell Clair Brown Ken ShulSen Shirley Jackson Lola Jensen Harold Rogaar Ed Chatelin Copy Desk: Bob Young LaRue Olson Mae Stringham Marian Came Hortense Hogan Iva Nielson Marian Weeks Helen Seeley Betty Young Ferris Evans This week’s prize for conduct is attached to the resultant circumstances when an Aggie law student swiped an engineer’s best date for the Military Ball Here’s the story: Now no sooner had Wilmore 'been News Staff: Adolph Patterson Elmer Foutz Arola Bott Essie Jane Sowards Ralph Goodwin Laura Johnson Kyle Swartz Mary Rae Christenson Genevieve Nalder Katherine Maughan Delilah Simmons Martha Lallis LaRee Hymas Ida Marie Clark Blaine Anderson Don Nelson Zendall Hale Layton Jay Dave Welling Glen Hudson Norine Call Edith Woodall Barbara Ashcroft Clark Griffin Claire Nelson no delay Appointed a burly committee eight To “get” the lawyer who fered his date Proof-reader- scan-dal-o- s: pil- M JJ ii H Iki UL WALLACE HERE’S recently-conducte- (Continued “Right” HERE’S MORE ABOUT Forensic Tournament (Continued from page one) Observation from the Montana looked Exponent: to ball and the went Typists: Elna Clark Sarah Brown They A girl with low and sensible around BUSINESS DEPARTMENT heels And soon the fugitive was found Asst Business Manager Bob Simpson outside by his curly Is likely to pay for her own bed And dragged Advertising Staff: Donald Ashdown Harold Smith and meals hair Circulation Staff: Sterling Schow Manager And told to recite his shortest Marian Thomas Typist A hick town is one where there prayer to go that one is no place SALARIES FOR STUDENT LIFE The lawyer sneers and speedily shouldn't — Rocky Mountain Collegian places Being a Santa Claus isn’t a prerequisite for he who covets A writ of indictment in front the editorship of “Student Life” but when the victorious of their faces From the Rocky Mountain Col' candidate assumes his office he is made to perform like one And says “If you do me bodily iegian : in spite of himself That at least was the gist of a concluharm If ignorance is bliss — You’ll soon be runnin’ a daisy sion which the ten “Student Life” delegates to the press He who seeketh knowledge is a farm" convention in Provo made Before the first round table discussion of the convention was concluded figures in black and white pointed clearly to the fact that our successfully This legal proceedings broke their editor Nor morale edited paper was not a result of a well-pai- d But they still were bound to would the business manager have been far wrong to seek a avenge their pal like job on other school papers in case he demanded more So off to Mount Logan's summit money for his services they did prance When Mr C H C Braden of the Colorado School of And there left the lawyer Mines requested that the editors from each paper state the without his pants amount paid their staff members for work on the paper everything appeared to be in accord As soon as the figures The moral here is easy to see were placed on the blackboard however all rules of ratio It is: That you will probably b? with your such and and proportion were flung to the winds These facts re Caught suches down vealed that although our school was third largest in the If you take an Engineer’s gal conference and published their paper weekly the “Student around Life” editor receives the second lowest salary of the editors in the conference the lowest paid editor being at Grand No Alibi nor Bloomin’ Lie Junction junior college where a monthly paper is published Captain 'Ryan about summarCompared with the $1750 per issue which the editor ized the situation following tne of the “Denver Clarion” gets or the $800 per issue plus 25 second Montana State game when criticized Coach Romney for per cent bonus which the editor at the University of Utah he receives the $425 per issue given our editor seemed very not putting a guard on Referee says RomThe salaries of the business managers Frank itWard But then meagre indeed have ney spoiled might were comparable to these figures Ward’s performance and Such conditions lead one to wonder just how college cut him out of his fifth block newspaper editing should be evaluated Are the editor and “M’ business manager of “Student Life” underpaid or are the ? students holding similar offices at other schools It Can’t Happen Here There surely must be a vital reason for such a difference “Fifty percent of - our college —M P ’ hich girls smoke” says headlines Our might well bear investigation nt over-paid- informer tells us that the other half aren’t so cold either THE SMARTEST SOCIAL FUNCTION Gus Hall (Boasting to his girl) is no — “I was out with a nurse last If public opinion is any criterion of judgment there loubt but what the annual USAC Military Ball was one of night” he best if not the best that has ever been staged at the Katherine Bullock —“Never The theme of the ball “Peace” was especially mind Gus maybe next time your college The mother will let you go out withunique and was well carried out in all appointments iffair was colorful and was certainly staged in expressive out one" uilitary environment The presence of Governor Blood and his military staff and other dignitaries also added to the of In Logan there seems to be lots competition among The wearing of many military uniforms gave the barbers occasion ball an unusual touch andt£Jed tp set it apart from all The ceremonies were fiaiUcfflSrly Epitaph East of Temple Hotel other social functions comments were heard con- Here lies the body of Susan Jones favorable and many impressive We congratulate the general military Resting beneath these polished cerning the affair stones ball committee and Cadet Colonel Alfred Swinyard on the commendable manner in which the Military Ball was exe- Her name was Brown instead of Jones cuted It was truly Utah State’s smartest social funccut-thro- But Brown won’t rhyme with polished stones And she won’t know if it’s Brown tion “I have read over the decisions of the court prayerfully" he said Economist “but I am against the decisions in many cases and I believe the (Continued from page one) court should be reorganised" Mr Flynn said that the real The speaker said that the Unitreason why President Roosevelt ed State is now being visited by is eager to increase the number Statesmen from several European of justices in the Supreme court countries who in behalf of their is to make It possible to over-rul- e reepeotive goveramente are advo- the decisions of the four justicee cating reaumption of payment who have thua far been consistenton the war debts so that they ly against the administration may get around the Johnson law whir ftotaa that ths ' United HERE'S MORE 'ABOUT Staa Mit not lend money to to yoSMae py national Iwrow aaeoep from (Oanttnuad from page one) HtRJE’S MORE ABOUT Noted - or Jones OF INTACT HEARTS BUREAU No 80 To you lovers who were engaged this month: Just because marriage is a farce don’t expect to get any laughs out of it Lesson Bluebird next quarter? Jee Laoejr don’t know yet what color Napoleon’s white horse was Did anyone notice how hot under the collar Prof Merrill was after Mr Flynn’s (of the slightly pink “New Republic") lecture? Pref Murray was a bit bet up himself vwonder why they imar Me ead ef the wouldn’t lot Ee Smithy referee the aad stole bage arterghew fight “I afc£t to fmgaeat e r The JMStoto V Md notice the Castle yen a let lately arrjr Can as played toe Raid 1 la to'Cau ah exam or a ArtOery song to too MOttory ll We keyed toty OH' V‘ Wtoa" et played mmmr to tto rhi "Old (Wn! tor Captoia Me-to- n Did S& Cum Grcno - "'rj’lt'C - RaUai ta3t tO ''' Jtnr v ft M ' to toe ta b imtog far m fc Un to the - VICKERS MORE ABOUT from page one) comfortable domesticity of a unit kitchen as chance may decree The tournament debaters rant and race their cards become stickily fingerprinted their eyes glitter feverishly The judge slumps into his chair and sleeps if he’s the re' iaxin’ type The watch ticks on unmelodiously unperturbed At the end of 12 hours of this hectic unnatural life the tourna ment debaters are victims of laryngitis and a mild form of the D T’s The clan holds a banquet to obliterate their woes but to little avail Food bright lights music cannot satiate the cancerous lust Their dreams for argumentation g are replete with garrulous specters They are a dying race The last twelve hours of the tournament debater are nightmares of distrust rebuttal sore throat lost cards and flickering hope At length comes collapse and sweet oblivion The clock chimes twelve Mental telepathy from the Packard Hour: “Think of a number between one and ten" “I've got it” “What is it?” “Seven” SHAW J Lay Off Students Student Comment Dear Editor: This article is disrespectfully of dedicated to the multitude muggs who consider it humor to walk up and braid my hair in the back In ’behalf of myself and 1 some fifty fellow sufferers and wish to elucidate clearly forcefully for the benefit of the that orders from unenlightened Professor Welti arid not rough seas this economic prompts hirsute propogation The idea dear public is that Egyptians did not have haircuts and wo are to be Egyptians wore Furthermore Egyptians clothes of transparent gauze but we shall be more conventional and wear brassiers plus panties If any hecklers are interested get used to the idea brethern and sisterns before the opera is produced Seager and Humphries are big men to say nothing of having an army and the total population of Egypt behind them women included and Professor Welti says women can get pretty nasty when aroused (Just wait till you see what the king’s daughter does to our general!) I seem to have wandered from the subject but please lay off We have troubles enough with our dandruff hats too small and the certainty of catching cold time when the shearing does come Nuff said Amen Dan Jones Etiquette Tournament Debaters you you may organize one of your own when you get here Everyone else does The college also offers courses of study Helpfully yours Club to Promote Student Enrollment BY WORDS IN THE WIND Clawson C Richardson we regret that we were unable to print your consent this week but do to limited space we have had to rule that no letter of over 250 words can be printed in this column I:-- - ol Exchanges GRETTLE Student Life is not responsible for comments and opinions of those submitting to the column and the printing of such comment does not in any way show agreement of Student Life with the idea ?SJt‘ Letter to Prospective Students senior: If you are interested in the broadening activities of extracurricular life you should come to Utah State next fall A d questionnaire indicates that there are at present six clubs for every student on this campus Within two days of your registration you will belong to four clubs You haven’t a chance not to succeed socially Some students belong to as many as ten by the time they are juniors And if you do not find exactly the type of club which appeals to high-scho- planted away Than his Engineer pals with of CONDUCTED BY LEONARD McDONALD BY DOROTHY JOHNSON GARDNER Metropolitan’s newest prima donna is an importation from the La Scala opera at Milan Italy Her name is a melodious one — Gina Cigna —and her brilliant soprano voice caused a polite Saturday matinee audience to go wild with delight when she made her debut as “Aida" three weeks ago Last Saturday after singing the title role in Bellini’s "Norma" she was brought out for curtain call after curtain call by a shouting We who get our grand opera by cheering delirious audience courtesy of R C A and the National Broadcasting company must content ourselves with the loveliness of her voice but according to her photographs Madame Cigna possesses a dark and stately Italian beauty So many opera singers have been enormous and unattractive that it must be a relief when the gold curtains of the Metropolitan open to see a lovely lady who looks as we should like ’’Aida’’ and ail the other beautiful heroines to look Dear Words In The Wind Student Comment Note: We take pleasure in presenting as second in our series of guest artists Dorothy Johnson Gardner Last year associate editor of Student Life Mrs Gardner ranks as the dean of student literary authorities on the USAC campus This is her version of Night No 1002 7 Ffcssodded Gotteftiate Press subscription rate 3100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 Durrell “Quig” Nielsen Debate Coach imz gavel-wieldin- the visitors The schedule of events is as follows: FRIDAY 8:00 a m — Report to tournament headquarters for ident i f i c a t i o n slips assignments banquet tickets luncheon tickets complimentary etc 10:00 a m— First round debate 11:15 a m —Second round debate 12:30 p m — Meeting representa-- — tives of each school in the north : room of the cafeteria Ag Club Election 1:00 p m — Drawing for extemStewart Shields president announces the election of Ag club porary contest fool 1:30 p m — First round extemofficers for next year to be held next Thursday noon Nomination What a happy thought! Or are pore First round oratory all we students seekers of for officers must be posted with 230 p m — Third round debate the present officers before Tues3:45 p m— Fourth round debate 5:00 p m — Fifth round debate day Ag- - Home Ec 7:00 p m — Tournament Banquet fellow says his car is When Party A he’s usually full of at the Bluebird dancing out of party sponsored and Home 8:45 p m — Drawing extempore jointly by the Ag oil Ec clubs will be held Saturday — Rocky Mountain Collegian at the chamber of commerce 9:00 p m — Second round oratory March 6 in the 7th ward recreation hall at 4th East and at the chamber of commerce dis Priest: “Do you take 2nd South streets Admission is 9:15 p m — Second round extemfor butter or for wurst?” one Ag or Home Ec membership pore Groom: “Ah liver alove I card per couple Aaron Nelson is SATURDAY sausage nerve" in charge of arrangements 8:15 a m— Drawing extempore — The Silver and Gold 8:45 a m — Third round extemAlpha Zcta Alpha Zeta national honorary Third round oratory All was quiet when suddenly pore 10:00 a m — Sixth round debate agricultural fraternity is selecting she queried softly “What’s wrong 11:15 a m — Seventh round de- new members this week from the don’t you love me any more?” applications submitted by agriculbate He: Sure I'm only resting” 12:30 p m — Meeting at USAC tural and forestry students Mem —Idaho Bengal cafeteria for the announcement of bers must have been registered results presenting of awards and in the school of agriculture and George Washington was a won- free luncheon forestry for five quarters rank derful man — He was the first in h of the Bullock has charge of among the upper Robert war first in peace and first in the for the banquet school in scholarship and be un arrangements the hearts of his countrymen— but to be held animously voted into the organFriday night Ray ization he married a widow Malouf Fonnesbeck Marguerite Garden Club Meets Dick Palmer and Mary Hemingsen Dr A L Wilson will speak on A man is a fool to marry — But are in charge of the rooms for the what else can a woman marry? contests There will be approxi- home gardens at the Garden Club meeting in the Chamber of mately 25 debates being held simA woman can always remember ultaneously each hour Ed Barrett Commerce building tonight There an incident by the dress she had has charge of the judges LaMar will also be a short talk on gar' on when it happened Hendrickson will take charge of den implements and musical numthe extempore and oratorical con- bers Visitors are welcome A woman can make a man du tests Dick Palmer is in charge of anything she wants if she can the medals to be presented to the winners at the luncheon Saturday only make him want her Medals will be given to the men’s debate team finishing first and A woman’s greatest asset is second women’s debate team finman’s imagination ishing first first and second oraThe Alpha Kappa Psi stock martory and first and second in marwas He: The first year I ket contest which started Jan New ried I lived in Cleveland 25 has reached its halfway mark York and Chicago and will close March 15 according HERE’S MORE ABOUT She: I’ll bet you enjoyed livto Ralph Wakley president of ing in Cleveland the most Courl Alpha Kappa Psi At Jjntime Gal Did the winning members sFTne con—And then there was the young (Continued from page one) test will be the guests of the were couple in Niagara Falls who losers at a dinner to be served Lucille so happy they didn’t know what Kenneth Bach Hepworth at the Bluebird to do Jim Dizikies w Evelyn Ashdown Each member buys and sells Fern Fisher Art Holt stocks listed on the New York Evans Darwin Margaret Morgan She: Oh! Don’t ever ever kiss June Stayner market using the quotations of the Grant Smith me that way again! New York Stock Exchange Many Mary Whitehouse He: I’m sorry —just a mere slip Joe Lacy of the members have spent most Dick Murdock of the tongue Schnepel Kathryn of their allotted money and have Harold Hansen Hazel Hartvigsen lost due to the fluctuations of the In a battle of tongues a woLester Lear Dorothy Pond market caused by the recent man can never hold her own strikes while the more conservaElmer George Peterson tive members are making money Phoebe Peterson HERE’S MORE ABOUT This is our special column for those who study hard enough durNOTICE ing the week to take an occasional (Continued from page one) The English club will meet night off If you were at the ball and are not listed you must have March 2 in King Hendricks' home and warned the members not to chiselel during the week so buckle at 8 pm Ida Marie Clark and accept as truths all the statements down and maybe C I U next Lorenzo Rich are in charge of In He said that appear print time arrangements that many of the theories that are now being advanced have not been founded on the scientific method or by inductive method of reasoning The following students alumni Delicious’’ and professors were In charge of the program and initiations: Pro" ' fessors J N Symons examiner i: Harold Bateman hearer torch Noma Nalder sentinel Virginia Brand Herbert MlUlpaa secretary Ray Nelson ' reader Milton Mangum master of 1248 lattitoioni Evelyn Smyth social Ag Colm The recent Military Ball highlight of Utah State’s social season precipitated a problem which to my mind this school is hand ling badly if at all Why was it that so many students did not attend the ball? Money was of course one const deration but lack of the knowwa3 ledge of social etiquette probably the greatest reason It is an accepted fact that the of acquisition of social poise social ease is one of those important but unrequlred phases of a college education which many It’ is my contention that skip social poise is largely the result of knowledge of the fundamental guides or manners of the group that lack of this knowledge prethe vents hiany from joining group both in its informal and formal functions I have discussed this problem on the with several students affiliated and campus men and women their reaction was essentially the same as my own: Something should be instigated to remedy the situation — some regularly organized agency either a formal course or an informal discussion group should be provided for students wishing to brush up on social etiquette L McD (Note) What is your reaction to the above stated problem? Do you believe a discussion group indemonstrations or a cluding course in social etiguette would meet with support? Would you be interested in fostering such a program of instruction? Both faculty and student J P PRINTERS ENGRAVERS DESIGNERS opini- on will be appreciated Unless you wish to do so you need not sign your name only your initials LMcD Federal Avenue (South Side) Thomas To Conduct Stock Market Contest Provides Experience Friday But we do save soles Ray-Evan- A SPECIALTY JOHN’S HAT & SHOE SHOP 9 North Main (Next to Ham’s Cafe) s Ruth Wright CAPITOL BILLIARDS The assembly will be in charge of Madison Thomas since President Karren has gone to Salt Lake with our exchange assembly which is being presented there Friday 37 SOUTH MAIN the tourney ends the coach turns into a pumpkin And the tournament debater is again Bill Jones worrying about the math exam and wondering about that blonde babe down in the corner drug FISHER’S BEER ON DRAUGHT Jack Boyle Are Collegiate dress only chairman I v "bVbVbVbVbVbVbVVbWbVV J V t' to writing Corduroy Jackets — browns blues tans and reds — for $398 Every Aggie must have pants why not at 485? Even the sorority girl will ask where did you get that shirt? 7 match trousers Made to coats Fast color and a sport model that takes the and At Phone without Collegiate “They Taste V up home for money STEAKS DART'D DARDECUE here’s a chance Men WW'WVVVAVW 50c 50c nt Arnold - - Dick Yes We Members T-BO- CLEANING HAT The regular weekly student body assembly will he presented Friday at one o’clock The program will include a quartet from the glee club a saxaphone solo Farrell a reading Dorothy Spencer an accordion solo Denny Pond Prows a girls trio composed of Veda and Vida Lucas and Gwen Daniels a tap dance a vocal solo by Vay Jacobs and a piano duet by Joy Spencer and You What Fifteen Assembly No! PREACHERS? wo-ma- one-fift- SMITH & SON ' h - at tyt I 1 398 U i 3 |