Show vi&rrnMSBsa STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH DECEMBER 17 1936 PAGE TWO IHwtottt In The Sift itu rai Publlsnea vnxtf by sttUKOU of (fie Utah state College Printed by Oaf It and Earl Printing company entered as 1908 Utah at Logan aecond Claes mail matter September under aot of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special 1103 Act of October 3 rate of postage provided for In Section 1927 ' Mall Editor-In-Chi- Milton Mangum Managing Editor Glen Adams Mary Peterson - Paul Spencer Business Manager Richard Schnepel Advertising Manager Associate Editor Associate Editor Oral Adams Feature Editor Walter Gardner News Editor Editor Cora Fuller Society Editor Helen Conrady Make-u- p Marjorie Anderson Asst Society Editor Harold Hall Sports Editor Horace Smith Asst Sports Editor Mabel Allred Copy Desk ' Editor ’ Editorial Staff: Leonard McDonald Carolyn McMullin Ralph McClellan WITH GOATES Red-Jnw- CONTRIBUTORS Fonnesbeck Vincent Frederick Raeldon Goates Eldon Hauck Lola Nilson Naida Richardson Grettle Shaw Janet Spencer Winifred Trude Irene Marjorie Twitched Elmer Holme La Retta Gibbons ' Stephens Artette Hart Features: Arlin Davidson Ree Eliason Marguerite Dorothy Quinney Evelyn Jane Smith Sports: Horace Smith Allen Thomas Betty Morrell Clair Brown Dale Hadfield Ken Shulsen Royal Kalis Marshall Geller Harold Roghaar Ed Chatelain Shirley Jackson Copy Desk: Bob Young Irene Davis Laverna Bennett Mae Stringham Marian Caine Hortense Hogan Iva Nielson Marian Weeks Helen Seeley Sherman Anderson Betty Young Ferris Evans News Staff: Adolph Patterson Donald Ashdown Elmer Foutz Arola Bott Essie Jane Sowards Ralph Goodwin Ins Lillywhite Laura Johnson Kyle Swartz Ted Benson Dean Thatcher Mary Rae Christenson Rhea Hurst Genevieve Nalder Katherine Maughan Lavon Bott Harold Smith Delilah Simmons Vera Dunn Conway Sonne Phoebe Linford Martha Lallis LaRee Hymas Ida Marie Clark Cathenn Murdock Mar Jean Tyson Blaine Anderson Don Nelson Zendall Hale Layton Jay Proof-reader- s: Typists: Carma Cooley Stephenson Etna Clark Mildred Middleton Dana BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Bob Simpson Asst Business Manager Advertising Staff: Marjorie ’Geddes Theresa Hill Donald Ashi down Circulation Staff: Bernard Hey wood Manager Glenn Preston Asst Manager J WE’RE PROUD OF YOU KENT RYAN When Kent Ryan blazed his name across the sport pages of the metropolitan dailies throughout the nation last SunBoard of Football day as a member of the team the eleven young men of the hour and when his voice teas heard in every city town and hamlet on the hook-u- p of the Columbia Broadcasting System Sunday night he was visualizing one of his fondest hopes come true Kent Ryan is truly an man-"I- y His clean-cathletic build marks him as an His happy disposition his likable personality his sunny smile for everyone and behind all this his blushing modesty and filial devotion make him the type of person everyone loves and admires The students of Utah State are proud of you Kent Ryan Proud of your mark of distinction Proud of your scholastic record and proud to have you as a friend and a fellow May your life’s successes and achievements be crowned with similar honors like those accorded you last Sunday an coast-to-tioa- st ut 1 ’ stu-’de- nt PEACE ON EARTH “On earth peace and good will toward men” Though angels sang that over nineteen hundreds years ago and tongues have uttered it unceasingly since there is no peace on earth Though angels brought good tidings of great joy in that far night they did not bring peace ' Since thenpastChristmas by Christmas mankind has search- ed its stocking for that greatest gift of all peace unavail-ingl- y That gift must come from man himself and not from - some external source Humanity has not learned that it has no saint no Santa "from whom it may receive free presents Humanity has 'not yet learned that it must order its own gifts and pay for them Humanity is willing to kneel and pray for blessings but that is all It seems strange somehow that half the world should w in reverence to the man of peace when that same portion of the globe is shaken by suspicion and intrigue conflict and strife It seems strange somehow that men warped by lete clamoring for each other’s throats should pray to the ‘’same Christ say the same prayers — “give us peace— and our enemies' blood” Such things seem strange but it is not LStrange that there is no peace on earth Under those conditions is it not permissible to say there :will he BO Christmas this year nor the next nor for many — LMcD years to come? i bt Nslscn Leaves ' l Lowry Neleon director of the USAC! experiment station who recently rsoetved and accepted an invitation from President Root velt to serve on n epeetal committee toft last Saturday for Washington D C The committee will Prinake a report on n tong-teroliant of notion to alleviate the eomlhg of the farm tenancy " fjmtem ' in hie stated Roosevelt JtrogWrat tyyttatton io Director Nelson that ‘ Vf'-- j step In evolving a work- ' 'ogtaia" le tie preparation miaptoee of the committee of a — rSte roptet W a special 'tJW ear Wo have of totoww t Dr m Cto'f! 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Court wag being held in a Persian town The first case on the docket was called and two harem guards earned a pale trembling man before the judge His honor looked at the prison weak-knee- d "You are accused of breaking into Sultan Hasson’s Mucha’s harem and necking thirty of his wives” he said sternly “What do you have to say?” "I plead guilty your honor1’ faltered the wretch meekly "I did it in a moment of weakness!” Down in Lehl Valley people are so tough you have to commit sui- cide to die a natural deqth tZWf A OSa store T Then there was the freshman from East high who tried to sue Dean N A Pederson for libel because he wrote on a corrected theme "you have terrible relatives and antecedents" ' The “A” students who go to and never get out are college called "professors" fiJ ' i T&tesH- - “ I’ 'rkiwary att Vv- A' t vi Hi IS ‘ vf V- dean of the chool of forestry and pr Mc‘ Laughlin AttoCl&te Professbr of forestry left Saturday December 11 for Portland Oregon to attend a meeting of the Society of American Foresters according to la the information received partment representative They ire jAj OMmcB to to charge of ths wpected to return after a weeks toy The dsgartnsent of animal win give ths program at tho regular Ag club meeting today aooa to the livestock audiOvwon detorium Crawford bus-(Mat- V ' ‘ U li 1 Utah Stfte Agricultural college has served the college since 1888 and ' Is The oldest person in the institution In 1890 Mr ' Caine started out as secretary when the college was first organized holding this position for four years He taught school for 40 years He was regia trar for a number of years then became auditor which he handled along with his teaching He was a member of the attendance which took care of committee those who were not attending class regularly After the war he taught classes to the men but has done auditing only during the last six years Knew Every President Mr Caine has been with every president since the college was " They think 'twould be an ideal life Quite heavenly — and yet I know darn well it wouldn’t for Just think how fat they'd get Perhaps you crave to knbfy the rear cognomen of the girls allud-- r in the above verses — all Inquisitive Reader if I must particularize: Vera Clark and Donna Barton Vera belongs to that class of who have been turned out by their own parents and taken in by ’sororities therefore my pen shall linger with Donna Donna is from Blanding where men are men and smell like Indians She is not quite as large as she is small but as I live without tobacco that little feminine paleface has got all the viragos and secretarial shrews in Les Pocock’s office beat by a couple of townships thence eleven chains south to the point of beginning She had a gamut on the typewriter Which ranges and rattles from the low round vibrating notes of the capital "O” to the high pitched semiquaver of the comma with an occasional song" “Don’t be silly” Donna said dash boby-por period thrown in for good measure Believe you lowering her voice within two me when I say she is self- - taught Inches of low "G” "I mean did She picked it up somewhere be- - you see the forward elevation of tween the Ifateh weep' and the her chest?” 4th of July— but let’s drop the "How could I avoid It?” I said ‘ biography fpr if Is taking up and then continued "Maybe I space which conversation should haven’t any musical aptitude or natural proclivities towards conoccupy Last Monday your peripatetic tralto halllbaloos for I thought Writer wandered' into the 60Ueg her home-run- s and trills sounded post office and peered through like the oatmeal bubbling In my his specks (And also the bars on double-boile- r at 7:15 in the the window) at 'the oocupants morning Moreover I couldn’t therein Vera was aggravating a comprehend very many of the Lucille was sorting words in the fantasias But let’s typewriter letters Donna—Dona stepped up change the individuals in the arto the window and Said "Mary gument Now that Cornelia Strathad a little lamb What will you ton Parker was my idea of an have Mister?” Her elegant lyceum program “Let me see” I sold "Joseph jokes were a benefit to my sense Smith had a vision Morpheus had of humor and her philosophy a dream Larson’s dog had seven- was understandable and straight -teen pups and Mihby the way from the shoulder” could 1 purchase a postcard?" “I’ll tell the bantam d She began exploring for the de- world her philosophy was straight sired postal stationery and while from the shoulder" Donna said she was’ thus employed i at- getting all animated "It’s too bad some of It didn’t originate a littempted to’ strike up a conversation Now vocal ’rhetoric may be tle higher up!” divided into arguments chuckled "Your piffle ’'"My my” and palaver With ’gosAlps and fhordant utterances are congruent quarrels as side issues I ramb with my concept of witty repartee led through' ail the phases of but anyway Mrs Parker’s talk eulogy and conversational panegy- procrastinated some of my ric and finay as a dernier reesort friends' actions However the deved Into my imagination and postponement 0f their ignominy fished up a remark about Paddy and downfall was short lived Ute Well it wasn’t long after I Perhaps I can elucidate my inmentioned that deoealed Indian sinuations by reciting a poem It tiU we1 were ae talkative and foes like tele: friendly as could be’ She had The glories of batching found the postcard in the meanAren't wasted on me time and he itn gavo It to me I guisle straight bourbon aho chided “a penny for your X gulp down my ton thoughts ploaso” I revel in cold sheets wSInos you Fit It that way” am not adverse Paid I whlio recollections of an To lico in tny bedding egregious happening passed across And things' even worse the soreen of ay msmory “I don't But though small things thlnk'l’U commit myeoif this time these not oa a poetoard” Ttwa at leaet view without droad atUmping to change MfefteV £U’ W darned If I want X laid "Say' didn’t ess you 'cm A ’glrl In my bed” ed to right co-e- 5 We aorta liked Bunker’s choice It’s funny how much of the proverbial "mld( nite oil” is burned the last week of each quarter Lots of ltw faces In the library Just one more— We wonder would it be possible for Santa to put some benches in the main hall for the Chi O’s to use during classes sometimes they look pretty tired aftey three hours of stand-to- g l i I I I 4 dents Mr Caine said that there was very little organization and liberty m the first student body Military was taught to both men and women At this time about two thirds of the students were men II d women' Football and was one of the earliest sports with basketball coming in later Daily Chapel Chapel meeting was held every morning before school and this was made up usually of some songs and a talk presented by one of the professors to the students On Sunday every one was comSeats pelled to attend church were assigned and some one was there to see that the students attended one-thir- There Educational Change has been a change and—’ "I ' understand" Donna Inter- Missionary Praises Seminary Coarse "Utah State Agricultural college offers a church seminary course comparable to any school in Utah” said Caseel Burke a member of Delta Phi national missionary fraternity Monday morning when interviewed on the campus Mr Burke recently' returned from Canada where he spent two years in the mission field for the LDS church He is a resident of Honeyville Utah and whch not attending college he works in a 1 store in his home town Mr Burke is a sophomore at the 1 he USAC and upon graduation hopes to obtain a' position as I i 4 leminary teacher While in high school Mr Burke was an active debater and he hat I carried on his speech work at Utah ‘ State Last year he was a member of the freshman debate team and this year is on the junior college squad He hopes to gain a berth ' Christmas atmosphere permeated on the varsity debate team before an audience of more than five his graduation hundred and eighty people as Dr Franklin West commissioner ’ of education for the LDS 'church talked at the ' LBB Institute' in the ' Sunday morning Service DeDc-acember ” IS rscj Uslnj! the general theme of the Joy that tames frofn ‘It was the biggest thrill of living a Christian life Dr' West enlarged his ideas with several life" Bald Miss Katherine Johnstories and incidents takta from son Barb snow queen and petite the lives of real Christians ’ He blonde junior as she was intermentioned that it is only two viewed recently She was chosen thousand years since the time of Barb snow queen at the annual held Christ and that His deeds Of Barb snow ball which was e love and kindness stilt have a Friday December 11 at the ballroom powerful Influence on mankind Miss Johnson's attendants wers He gave the thought that It is not Junwise men to understand Christ Miss Velma Dee Mortensen a Blanche Mis ior and from Ogden that we are In need of but of from Locourageous men to follow after Chatterton a freshman bjr crowned Him Dr West Concluded by say-tn- g gan she was of the Barb Ellison' JPhay' president ’The' thrill dt doing good fe was tee lnWirfl peace that comes from organization Each Candidate beautiful compact Awarded a ood will Toward men” Miss Johnsoh Is majoring In food Otosr members on tiio program in chemiswore! a Christines ifory "The nutrition and mlnorlngt spona been military Itos She Bong of th4 ChrlAtmaa Angel” try was k EpUr rend by 'Josephine Frestoh' three sor for two years and when ivae a sophomore 8h numbers by n String trio composed wae she candidate for harvest the Barb of ProfessoC bnd Mrs N w n too piano selections by queen Miss Johnson was grsdustto Idefl Orubdsr: a' vocal idle by from Weber high school 4t Off Lloyd' RoBtos- ghd 'a scripture Eht participated In debating if rendlhg "The'’ first Cfcriitmnb wfttoteote1 Btory" frm the ll chapter of ifthfhk the Utah Stole I W Luke by Vbalto Mtolaoh ' XTb ftooat Mhool In ths stats becatfg Nielson niso rend a poem of khr f th( friendly democratic athO oeenposlUea "A Ctty Mbepi" In tee students I ten t A ftkent oonteet One of Hra Hie!--i be a’ Barb and to foeten "Flatoe Orate Bong” Miss Johnson Mid if r sMtle nrtepl West Depicts Joy1 Of Right Sco w Queen likes ' auth-orltl- Dan-ant- Chris-ttohbe- rupted "Mister you mads your mistake when you mailed that postcard” "Tss" I said 'T recognise the error and so did ths postal But honsst I was as guile tots And ssnctiftsd as a cherry blossom" ss Yet like evtryonawptos she refused to believe ms Who will? Who will? WHO WILL? to- every line of education People used to believe only In practical experience and thought this to be the best source of knowledge” Mr Caine eaid ward USAC “Oh dear me” Donna screamed and for a moment I thought she was going to do the syncope act and faint but she soon came round to nofmal though she was all flushed like a bordeau tinctured thermometer during a heat wave "So you're the one they’ve 'been telling rumors about” she spat "Please subjugate your anger and disgust for a moment and let me explain" I pleaded ‘Til admit some connection with tee pornographic episode you're referring to but I was only an innocent bed pard— er — I mean bystander You see ' my room-mat- e brought home thia a— well you know what I mean— and then there was room for three of us and then soma to spare Besides it was as cold as Thulle outside ’ t said most successful students of this college were some of these Stu- i at the dance Thursday 'I' - Caine well-know- cock-eye- ’ Profes- v ’ I under ty brow-wrinkl- ‘ ' in 1890 Preparatory Department A preparatory department was organized jn 1890 for those who were too old to attend the grade schools At one time the of the students were in this department and some of the f-- pow-wo- Post-offic- Mr v August 18th at the warhooj) and snake eating contest in Gould-ing- s which the Navajos staged for the benefit of the gentry?” “Oh were you there too?” she asked with a sort of surprised ring to her voice “Yes I was permeating that vicinity along about the time of and I remember the the hay fever sneason was at the height of its kerchoos and squaw Running Water was cursing the pollen in the local terms of condemnation” I confessed “To be sure that country is the most place that God ever forsook But what do you say about liberating our talk from the low regions of Indians and hay fever and elevating it to the higher planes art and music Now the three weeks about ago editor of the Stuuent Life got all full of praise and bubbled over with golden congratulations aimed at the lyceum committee What are your opinions and estimations of the last number Doris Doe who claimed to warble in mezzo?’’ all “Her renditions appeared right to my ears” Donna answered pushing aside her hair so I could see how her ears appeared to others And then she added “But did you see her bust?" "Bust what?" I inquired “As I recollect it everything went smooth and even except once when Dorothy Montrose got anand xious turned the page slightly ahead of schedule and Miss Black commanded her to take a seat among the natives in the audience till the next Never have to sort old letters Never have to paste and glue Nor any of the tiresome things e girls must do organized sor Sanhorne who outlined the first degree course in commerce given in the United States "When the college was first organized the people of Utah "had not thought of scientific development in agriculture because of was our irrigation engineering one of the first courses taught" nj Who Was Sleeping In My Bed? Donna You ’re A Bad Bad Girl BY RODRIQUE WALDO Donna thinks life would be joyous Vera’s sure it would be gay If they could go to luncheons or To dinners every day cross-fingere- visk-tike- m 3 Professors in Qreiron Paul M 'Dunn 1WMK CONGRATULATIONS KENT! We Wish ‘to offer oiir sincere Congratulations to Kent Ryan team Kent has Chosen as halfback on the official achieved the greatest honor ever bestowed upon an athlete of the Rocky Mountain region His rise to national fame is well merited his athletic prowess is phenomenal his scholarship excellent his record throughout high school and college is beyond reproach Kent’s engaging personality has won him thousands of friends not only at Utah State but from coast to coast of America All are happy— and proud — to say: “Congratulations Kent!” r j a MERRY CHRISTMAS There’s the Christmas is 'a difficult season to columnize great danger of being melodramatic of being gushy and sentimental And then if one’s style veers too sharply in the other direction — towards ’eloquent simplicity' — there is always the unfortunate possibility that one won’t be eloquent m the least — merely simple Perhaps it would be better td venture no more than the usual epitome of holiday cheer and good wishes: "Merry Christmas!” d Advice to Xmas Shoppers If you really want to make your dollar go a long way you might try shipping it to China Form-atloh’- NOTICE NIGHT NOo In order that’ no such thing Can happen to you comma This card is all you’ll get From Bing his kids and their momma By Male Order He doesn’t brag Of the women he's known Bore me with tales Of the seeds that he's sown Polish his wit On the size of my shoes Dr I C Romney instructor at My popularity the college institute announced that two new courses will be taught And the company I choose at the institute during winter quar- Doesn’t advise ter Dr Romney will teach a class How to woo laugh or walk in sex and marriage and a class But he of course will When he learns how to talk "Mystery Cults’ will be conducted dedicated" —Affectionately to Hunter Dr R Milton by Other courses that will be taught "Skippy” winter quarter are: "An IntroducIn spite of the laws of tion to the History of Literature of heredity good breeding and all that sort thb’OId Testament i” ?'Oortiparattve of thing we find that babies are Religions” "Parables of Jesus” still being born in England with“Religious Education" "The the NSW Testafnerit And out monocles it "A History of- - Christian Thought” BUREAU OF INTACT HEARTS Collage credit is given for every Lesson No g course except "Religious EducaMarriage Certificate— ths weaktion" Dr Romnsy said est bond on the market! ” ') i How utterly ridiculous you’d feel How damned unpleasant If you just sent a card to us And we sent you a present Institute Gives ftfW&!ri3t3nDC New Courses 4’ iyfj Whisker-chin’s good pal Bing Crosby wins the cement bicycle for mailing the first Christmas card Here’s what he said AU-St- ar ¥ BY WAYNE CORNABY John T Came auditor at the k m Caine Is ’Oldest 'Aggie t Is Student £ife gets a wafers’: s from the ridiron' bucktlJP t intellectual editorial staff We admit we ain't tfe hot on this constructive business but boy can we tear ’em down caiis you think you The possibility of placing poker on our intra-murprogram (as result of numerous requests from the Delta Phis) merits the definition of a few terms used in the art or profession which is it? Don’t quote Webster Poker With an Cast Dealer — car salesman Ante — your mother’s sister Pair — the more particular college boy’s socks Two pair — the Lucas and Richards twins Three of a kind— Robert Taylor Clark Gable and Ray Parker Two of a kind— Zona Brunt's and Venice Burgoyn’e formals Straight — Cal Spillsbury’s hair Flush — Ed Wade’s complexion Full House — Eddie Peterson Bill Moose Mulleneaux Sweeney George Nelson and Coach Jensen Royal Fluslj— Stanley Baldwin's face Four of a kind — test papers on the back row — President Roosevelt’s A AA “Raise you five”— what Les tells his NYA workers ET-r- good old couple “hfts t what your Believe it or not — Our choir is not going to sing about the "silent night” this season They have replaced it with the touching little ballad "You can tell she’s a woodcutter’s daughter by the way she does the splits” EE AN&- - Sqaeek Clank ! 1 iSqueek— Clank ! The steady “open” “close” of tli qoltoge mail box had continuously squeeked and clanked for a least the week before Christmas Students hurrying back and forth were never too "hurried" but that d a shy prayerful sort of look was shot at the bulgIron doesn’t bulge too Ye Olde College' Corral is full ing Ccept of many brave of empty saddles and covered with easy) green liearef hearts resome the from jof and dust "Hi Duke! Mailed your Santy cent cracks published t in it v the jfarm hands woulfl have to shovel tetter yet?” The possessor of many a lot in there to get down to any secrets clanked down on Jim’s letter a he “bide” at “Duke” new piaterial i Now about "Duke” — He was the i "V im o 1" One article in our dear ol’ Daily1 Wprld wonder of the school EveryWorker still bears traces of the one knew “Duke” or at least about — Red ink that was spread around hto name which was the biggest in the Cow (allege weekly last worry of young “Duke’s" life Why last year in high school y r v hadn’t just he beep refused twice jn wedlock— all on account of his Utah Stato has a 30 caret name? I guess no one had much and we are proud of appreciation for a real prestiged him He is a credit to any school name "Duke” didn’t! anl oft and would do honor to any football times he let the pictures of his team thftt he ever played on Think ancestors hear about it By and man" have would he of what a by his present name was sneaked been if the temple in which he from the real McCoy!— Don y worshipped had beqn Aurora’s inUrkum Kau (choo) (The stead of Morpheus’ (On the other “e” was merely added to the hand look at DeMaisy— he has DUK so that “Duke” would be moved in with Bacchus and Canopronounceably created) pus hasn’t sepn him lsincebe was “Naw” “Duke” mumbled back 10) n p r "Santy just ’ain’t no more I never did think he was so hot” Jim hung his arm comradishly We would also like to file anWe either need op "Duke’s” shoulder “Now look other protest a larger mirror ip the men’s here fella how d'you 'spect to dressing room or less prima dop-na- s pass these last days without the to ciuttertup the space in front good old Santy spirit? I don’t care of this poor little two by four who you are on whatyou think piece of glass' putting finger wpves you are—you can’t make it and you know what that means—!! in their loyeiy tresses jr Farewell to good old “Pop’s” r Christmas which means yours too Daille Green’ thinks that Walmake the grades Kau ter O’Keef is an awful liar to all You're to pome through with (choo) j3r he said about RrfL’s product He a “V8” so--’’ got terribly tired on that long "Yeh I know—no V8 but you run Thanksgiving ( wait and see I will get the grades ? : i and without the traditional "Santy is Alcohol so we understand There isn’t a Santy spirit" Jim ala liquid good for preserving Claus and you know it— or haven’t most’ everything except secret s you been told yet?" r ) c Jim clamped his hand over Shelby blossoms out as the “Duke’s" mouth “You’ll swallow only benedict on the basketball those words especially if any of Santa’s helpers heard You freshsquad this year men think you about all there is One can always tell when Milt to know— but time will tell!" Merrill hasn’t reviewed his lessen And so TIME MARCHES ON!! for the day — he gives a ten minThe last days were finished ute exam dark Weary students' pushed exWith all of the “Mail early for homeward As they pectantly Xmas" notices going around we passed from the building some would like to make a suggestion eyed our friend the mail box disAfter writing it place it in a gustedly— with tlie thought of putsquare or oblong envelope — around ting trust in no one or anything ones are no longer fashionable — ever again Others fondly caressseal it on the back and write a ed the weather beaten paint as if legible address on the front then well better luck next time! Others take a three cent stamp give it still looked with hope in their a good licking and retire it to the eyes and an in corner — the upper right hand cor- their hearts ' undying prayer ner on the outside — never inside Jim had made it! Maybe not as as the postmaster is not a clairgood ls he might have if a little voyant Drop in a letter box and more of that n midnight trust to luck If it’s a love letter oil had been burned but he had it will probably reach her all made it and faithful "Squeek-clank- ” right for Cupid U a faithful postwas to be repaid forit— man and carries a stout pair of So stuffed until candy bars and wings If it’s a bill by all means cherished trinkets litunpayable have it registered otherwise your from his opened erally hung debtor will swear he never got it mouth he beamed upon his reIf it’s cash for your tailor heed joicing friends the postoffice warning ‘Don’t send ’’Duke’’? Well poor “Duke” money through the mails’ Wait He mesnt well but he was to be until you happen to meet him on He died!! the street If he sees you first pitied— Now we ask YOU— "Is there or lose you ain’t there a SANTY CLAUS?” to the IK Remember you freshmen who flunk your finals this week — Drinking doesn’t drown your sorrows it only irrigates them Ol’ Whisker-chBilly tried it and found that his sorrows float Whisker-chi- J T ISOnlyafrcizin ti fe day when it comes pass that the editor’s office of It 1 ought to be hung Dear Society: Madge Worlton - 1 You can’t always tell wife means when she "old sock” — she may " 1918 J COLLEGE CORRAL A jjricu subscription rate 31 00 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 Durrell "Quig”' Nielsen Pcor “Duke” But He - 4 ’ ' - - '1 Stt t rtf |