Show THURSDAY STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFI MARCH 8 1931 But What Can I Heard Around You Do About the Pampas That — Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College This column is for the use Printing company entered as second Printed by The Herald-JournMISSIONARIES DO of the Student Life readers class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March 3 Any communications not libel1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Dr Vickers rales the front pagq ous are welcome no matter Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 twice in succession this week with what the subject 'No anonyAuthorized August 22 1918 Subscription rate $100 per year two of the best stories we've mous articles will be published heard in a coon's age — 'however The Student Life however The first A week or so ago there was pubLee G long that may be B does not necessarily agree with naturally concerns his recent trip lished in Student Life a protest of opinions expressed here They Business Manager Editor to the coast when he took along are the individual ideas of the of 166 North 1st East three of his most earstwhile someone against the "harpings” 131 South 1st East writers some "Delta Phi's" At that time to to fame rhetorical aspirants Fhone 766 Phone 1192-- J flaunt the colors of our dear old it appeared to me that the charge AC from the debate platform You the student made was a little un- most of the professors at this Editor — RUTH LAYTON Managing see we went to interview him on fair and that he was going too far school are fairly well fitted for the sadnesses and vicissitudes of in making some of the accusation their positions and certainly more ELOISE TORGENSON WALLACE SORENSON group motoring of the state of he did I still maintain that he fitted to instruct us than some of Associate Editor Society Editor business conditions in lands re- was wrong in condemning Delta the "know-all- ” students If they mote of the price of rice in Phi in any way He should have would discuss things which were Feature Editor China and the prospects in the said “a few returned missionaries” pertenant to the interest of the JEAN LENKERSDOEFER straw-skir- t business in Siam and as some of these students have no rest of the class all would be well subsequently in the course of the connection with the and their opinions would be apMARIAN PETERSON Assistant Society Editor tearful expose to find out how fraternity in any way and even preciated but for the most part the debates came out Of course if some of them do it is in no way Columnists they are off on some disconnected we never got that far but he did a reflection on that organization phase of the subject and talk on may tell us why he chose the three I do believe however that there and on in order to flaunt their WENDEL ANDERSON JESSIE ANDERSON fellows that he took on the trip was some truth in what this stu- - superior knowledge (in their mind) He chose Thomas he said be- dent said W by do some returned to the rest of we inferior students needed a cause he guide through VERA CLARK LILLIAN HARRIS assume the attitude Typist the missionaries Maybe I am wrong when I say way and byways of the great that are still m the mission most of these students are missionAnd of Los Angeles metropolis HUGH FULLER Business Assistant Manager then Ken field and as though they were de- aries maybe other students are just Spencer went along with some priest on some as guilty but it is the principle of LEX BUDGE BUS TOLMAN DICK HILL says the doctor for two good bating reasons — first because Ken can religious subject challenge ever the thing I would like to get at Advertising Advertising Advertising statement the instructor makes and One student has the same right as always be depended on says the coach to laugh at his — the coach's take the whole class hour doing it any other in a class and his interREPORTERS Beatrice Hogensen Reuben Hill Lynn Kloepfer jokes and then of eaurse there It is true they pay the required ests are just as important Then to debate amount for a year’s education but for one and all — let's be cautious bad to be somebody Orville Lee Cyril McClellan Dwight Jones Marion Ensign And he took Lynn Kioepfer along then so do the rest of us We be- how much spouting we do and see Pat Fredricknon Raymond Malouf our limits he maintains not only to help lieve that we too have a right to a that we do not over-ste- p —R L FEATURE WRITERS In our opinion shoulder the responsibility of tak- little education Anna Johnson Amar Hickman Margaret Ririe ing care of the other two but Afton Henderson Fern Fisher Stella Carlson also to add a little color to the crowd And the trip itself he says SPORTS WRITERS turend out like most funerals— a Glen Hendricks Golden Allen Paul Spencer i oaring success Donald Madsen Grace Madsen Ralph Wakley Bill Caine Amos Jenkins Yalere Anderson And now ne must chalk one Shami Ben Pasha is here in arise You will not be directly indown for the Foresters —and for volved and the affair will soon be Vern West of the Foresters in PERSON Shami Ben Pasha foretells the forgotten particular (we hope we've got the SHAMI BEN PASHA A "fair indicator of the honesty and squareness of a right man) Vern is always late future through the MYSTICOPE For the past few months Dr school's student body is that schools lost and found bu- for his eight o’cloek English you to compensate for the Pasha has been touring the Where shall I be twelve months reau The activities of this department give a good indi- know andhe has recently been United States visiting only the from today? ribbings cation of just the degree to which the integrity of the stulie larger Universities Dr Pasha Vickers getting from Dr MARION PETERSON dents of the institution has developed wrote the doctor the following from Princeton to Palo Alto As I into my mysticope One of the reasons for this is because it is an easy card the other day: has decided to visit the Utah wherein gaze hear I see everything matter for a person to find something around school pick-iBreathes there a forester with State Agricultural College for an and thus know everyeverything deso was so as dead he indefinite time soul up use it and forget about looking for the owner Usually thing I see you many miles from Who never to himself hath said: lighted with Utah weather no one but the finder knows anything about the article being where you are now which will While he is here he will en- be “To hell with English found It is an ideal condition for the fellow who wants to fortunate for you Miss very deavor to answer any of the Peterson I’m going to lieu!” You will be very sucplay the shady side of the game students’ questions Place a ques- cessful and happy in your new Although not as easily done but very possible is the After witnessing the pathetic tion in a sealed envelop addressed surroundings idea of falsely claiming articles in the found department curt Dr Ben care Pasha Shami in the of end frantic attempts SHAMI BEN PASHA With the found bureau as a guide the rating of the tain operators to draw the cur- of the Student Life office and in the U S A C students is surprisingly high The president’s tains at the AWS assembly the College Post Office post it Will soon office has a collection of fountain pens pencils books gloves other day it is our suggestion and your question will be an- be over?my present worries and a host of other things which would stock a young sec- that a little time and money— or swered as soon as possible in RUTH LAYTON whatever it needs besides intellig- this column ond hand store Only through your own efforts Personal interviews will be imon making sure of ence-spent The students are exeeptionably jzood in bringing in arDo not be disof the possible as Dr aPsha is already Miss Layton efficient operation will come from ticles which they find While for a student to try to claim the Relief couraged deal with a would great questions literally swamped curtain spare There will only be time to an unexpected sourse something that doesn’t belong to him — it just isn’t done of embarrassment to the performSHAMI BEN PASHA We are reminded also of the incident in which a student ers as well as the school if ever answer three questions this week at the college found a purse containing a fairly sizeable a slipup came when it was really Remember if you wish to ask Shall I ever be involved in a sum of money He took the purse to the newspaper office important that the thing should a question post it in the College scandal? work smoothly where it was claimed by a young widow The money conPost Office addressed to Shami ELMO MORGAN stituted her entire income for the current month and needAND NOW FOR THIS WEEK'S Yes Mr Morgan a most em - lBen Pasha and your question will less to say its return was appreciated beyond situation will soon be answered in next Student Life expression SIMILE: "AS CHARMING AND That incident impressed upon us the fact that although we DISARMING AS RUTH PETER- barrassiing hear much about crookedness graft and corruption on SEN ASKING TO TAKE OUT A every side of us there are still young men who are grow- REFERENCE BOOK FOR THE NIGHT AT TEN MINUTES TO BANKING CLASS QUARTERLY MEET ing up w’ith high standards of honesty and integrity ONE P M” Men are It — al Conrad Harrison Jensen cyril McClellan conley thomas swenson PASMA PRACTICAL HONESTY e t I eulogized for the supreme ideals of honor which they displayed But there are people living today who exhibit just as much or more of the same type of trustworthiness They are the ones who should receive the encouragement and respect due them It is wit a this in mind that we offer our to the student body of Utah State for the congratulations uprighteousness shown in their actions We know that it will continue If you drink ale you wake up feeling hearty If you drink scotch you wake up Mr Phelps chooses Henry Esfeeling tight mond for ninth place and Madame If you drink bootleg whisky you Bovary for tenth place in his wake up feeling darn lucky list of the fifteen finest novels in When a woman talks about her world literature past she's confessing when s man Henry Esmond was written in does he s bragging lg25 by William Makepeace Thaek- She was a good little girl as farjeray It is the most unified of all as good little girls go and as far his works written with the most as good little girls go she went zest and filled with the most imThere are no uninteresting things pressive scenes It is a brilliant —there are only uninterested peoperformance ple Madame Bavary written in 1875 The question nowadays isn’t so by Gustave Flaubert seems to me be one of the finest books ever much who's who in society as who's whose published We have a head on us for the It seems strange that this book same reason that a pin has to was suppressed in France When keep us from going too far Henry James said it would make The honeymoon is over when he an admirable book for American stops calling her “darling” and Sunday schools he did justice to the truth honesty and sincerity calls her "say” of this story Here is a book conA man always chases a woman until she catches him taining not a single character Some men have a den in their worthy of admiration not one home while others just growl ail whom we should like to have as an acquaintance the environment over the house Sometimes it is advisable to be- would make Main Street seem exciting but the stpry is unforget-abl- e gin love letters: "My dear sweetbecause we know that it is heart and gentlemen of the jury" In the spring a young man's true fancy lightly turns to what a girl has been thinking about all win- ning and a sight in the morning ter A bachelor is a man who never Marriage is a great thing— no makes the same mistake once family should be without it The man who'd try to take adThe world’s greatest wuter pow- vantage of a young girl’s e er woman’s tears used to be a cad “now he's You can never tell about a wom- an optimist" an — you shouldn’t anyhow The best thing to take for a An girl blushes headache is whiskey the night beWhen she is embarrassed a modern fore firi is tmbrassed when she blushes Bridegroom : a bachelor who Navy regulations ana the custo take a tom of the sea give tip good quarter require that if it bftat bait becomes necessary to abandon a IA roundabout way of ex- - vessel the commanding officer ' affection should be the last person to leave 1 V giri a vision in the eve- - her inno-rens- I And then the Scribble meeting down in Eddie Andersen's attic (of Eddie's house’s attic that It is) down on Canyon road seems some people are willing to go a long way for intellectual stimulation Not that there’s anything especially wrong with Eddie Andersen's attic (of the house that is) Oh no in fact it’s been the ambition of many eulogistic journalists to find an attic somewhere in the Montparnasse and surround themselves with blond and black and red stenographers and wine and write the great American novel it’s only that it seems strange to us that literary artists must contact such strange stimuli in order to satisfy their poetic temperaments Atmosphere — I believe they call it Personally vve suggest banana oil Club you know that: Maureen Kendall is worried about the fact that one of her ancient boy And did triends is getting married— not that if really matters to Moureen —it's only she don't know which cne it is — and so can’t plan ahead —and that Prexy Morgan was threatening to do the himself in the assembly the other day if someone didn’t hurry and bring the keys to the piano— and that Les Pocock is the hardest man in school to find when the finding is necessary— maybe that's part of his job— I think he calls it efficiency — and that Bill Cole is still trying to work that unworkable riddle e And to close with the philosophy of Amar Hickman "Reputation "is what enables important people to t store get away with jewelry" ten-cen- When the president of the UnitStates visits a ship of the navy ail officers of the vessel assemble in dress uniform on the on which side of the quarter-dec- k he enters the rail is manned the full marine guard is paraded and the crew is formed in order forward of the guard At the moment the president Teaches the deck the drum gives four roffles and the bugle sounds four flourishes the band play the national anthem and the president’s flag is displayed at the main mast The national salute is fired as soon as practicable after the president arrives on board ed SURVEYS BUSINESS HELD BY LEADERS Through the efforts of Dr W L Wanlass dean of the school of commerce the banking class of the college spent last Friday in Salt Lake City studying some of the practical phases of the banking and The group brokerage businesses visited the Federal Reserve Branch Bank Walker Brothers Bank and the Ure Pett and Morris brokerage office In each of the firms the class was escorted through the offices and the various features of the work were explained by the men in charge Information was given on the present banking conditions and the possible effects of some of the recent banking legislation The officers of the three institutions spared no effort in making the trip pleasurable and instructional for the group The willingness to be of service and cordial friendship shown by these men made the trip especially successful The class wishes to express its appreciation to the men for their consideration President E G Peterson deans of the various schools student body officers and representatives of the Men’s Pan Hellanic Women's Pan Hellanic Barbs A W S Buzzer Student Life and Alumni association met at their quarterly meeting yesterday and discussed problems that are of present concern to the students President Elmo Morgan conducted the meeting and introduced the subject of petty thieving and borrowing at examination time The subject was a very appropriate one Inasmuch as the quarter is nearing its completion and in any organization there is always to be found both the good and the bad Several of the speakers lauded the students for their honesty as is brought out by the numerous lost articles that have been returned to the president's office and also the instance of one of the students finding a wallet on a street returning it to the owner without disturbing its contents The meeting was well summed up by President Morgan when he said “there is no better median which these undesirable Gleaned from the Globe through practices can be stamped out than by the students themselves Every (Continued From Page One) student must realize that this infor trade not trade for worthless stitution is just exactly what wo promises to pay” make it!” The American government realizes that we have reached a stage in our economic development when I S a planned economy is necessary Dr- - W In order to make this planning effective and at the same time gain Value lies not In price alone the advantages of international nor in quality alone But when trade the export-impobusiness you find exactly the same quallikely will be placed under governity at a lower price that’s value! mental control David Lawrence predicts that we are coming to “a system of international barter with 4!)!£ North Main Street the governments doing the trading Logan - Utah on behalf of groups of their nationals instead of direct selling and buying by individuals" Mutual advantages accure from international trade This must be JOHNSON CAB AND TRANSFER actually trade for trade and not trade for promises to pay For Quirk Careful When economic planning is atMOVING Charles R Johnson Manager tempted the governments must diPHONE 814 rectly do the trading for their citizens down-tow- n Here’s More About Dr Smith E Smith rt Smith Dental Office The hist becomes Battle-cr- O My Professor Thou that raileth In that high untouchable place thy When shall I have apple And again see the beam of thy face? sanctum Into thy Was I led while yet in youth innocent And in my childish clamor wild Did I bring down thy reproof Pre-Registrati- Help on Offered For Freshmen Faculty advisors invite freshmen to call for personal consultations for the previous to registration Counselling will spring quarter not be restricted to registration alone but any problem relating to student welfare will receive kindly consideration on the part of faculty advisors Freshmen are requested to call upon the same faculty advisors they were assigned to during the fall quarter Following is a list of the faculty advisors and the time when hours have been reserved and made available for consultations Students are invited to call at their convenience but at a time within the periods listed If any should have forgotten the advisor to whom he was assigned or if any other questions arise the registrar’s office staff will gladly furnish the needed information Following is listed the faculty advisor the time and place That I might learn The things you were teaching Was I then placed here in your class But was not withheld from me recollection Of my former friends and my past And through my conscience ran a vague mutter "Say brother you do not belong here to "I feel it my duty brother R W Bailey: (Students as warn you — to Mr Bailey will meet L signed You're in a too exalted sphere” R Humphreys) Mar 14 15 16 2:00 to 5:00—211 Engineering I had not learned to Elsa Bate: Mar 8 10 to II Call thee “Professor” Mar 9 10 to 11 Mar 12 9 to thou me 10 Mar 13 1:30 to 2:30 Mar 14 And this did make dispise 10:30 to 11:30 Mar lg 2 to 3 Until a kind fraternity brother Mar 16 11 to 12 — 1st floor Home me Found my mistake and put Ec Building wise R J BcCraft: Mar 9 9 to 11 For I had learned to address thee Mar 13 9 to 12 and 1 to 5—306 as “Harry” Livestock Bring my work late by three days W H Bell: Mar 9 i to 3 Mar or four 12 1 to 8—129 Main And on the last row there to be Edith Bowen: Mar 8 2:30 to seated 4:30 Mar 13 1:30 to 3 Mar 14 Prop up my feet and snore and 9:30 to 12 Mar 15 3 to 5 Mar snore 16 1:30 to 3— 277A Main Allie Burgoyne: Mar 8 1 to 3 When I escape this Mar 9 1 to 3 Mar 12 1 to 3— Unsettled existence 129 Main When comes the end of this P V Cardon: Mar 8 to Mar quarter by 16 9 to 10—179 Main O My Professor wilt thou send Christiane B Clayton: Mar 9 me to 4 Mar 13 2 to 5 Mar 15 on To the scholarship courts 2 to 5—11 Home Ec Bldg high? H H Cutler: Mar 8 2 to 4 And when I've finally completed Mar 9 2 to 4 Mar 12 2 to 3 All that you've ever asked me to Mar 13 2 to 3 Mar 15 2 to 3:30 Johanna Moon: Mar 8 9 to 11 Mar 9 2 to 4'i 2 to 3— 31 Home Ec Bldg N A Pedersen: Mar 9 jo 14 15 16 11 to 12 and 4 to s?J 15 16 Main E G Peterson: Mar 12 Main Henry Peterson: Mar 2 to 101 8 9 13 14 15 1C 7:30 to 8 a mV 30 to 11— 277A Main William Peterson: 2 to 4 — Extension Mar 11 Bldg B L Richards: Mar 8 3 to Mar 12 10 to 11 and 3 to Mar 13 3:30 to 6 Mar 14 9 12 and 2 to 4 Mar 16 V30 12- — 114 Plant Industry Bldg A N Sorensen: Mar 8 9 13 14 15 1:30 16 3I to Library Bldg V H Tingey: Mar 8 32 1:00 to 3 — 204 Engineering Bldg W L Wanlass: Mar 12 13 " 36 3 to 5 — 301C Main F L West: Mar 8 9 12 35 16 1:00 to 2:00-1- 21 Mam' R B West: Mar 12 13 2:00 ’ You Get the Rest Meat at MONSEN MEAT MARKET We Deliver JAPANESE HAND LAUNDRY 8 Special Kates to Students Excellent Serwce V 1st N i'honc 4i New Temple Hotel —BAR )Id Ileidleberg and St Beer on Draft I1 an Ideal Plate for Couples do Mar 16 2 to 3:30— 301B Main Wilt thou permit me O My ProC E Dancy: Mar 8 2 to 4 Students Are Welcome! fessor Mar 12 2 to 4 Mar 15 2 to 4 — Reward of a smile— a smile from Office in Dormitory 50 you? R J Evans: Mar 8 13 2:00 to 5:00 Mar 9 14 2 to riant A lot of students think I'm Industry picking too much on the poor Joseph A Geddes: Mar 8 4 to Nigs and Delta Nus Alright 5 Mar 12 4 to 5 Mar 13 4 to I’ll leave them alone hut I’ve 5 Mar 14 4 to 5 Mar 15 4 to got to have somebody else to 5—208 Main i-- r eraek at Will some other W W Henderson: Mar 9 13 frats or sororities please vol12 15 18 9 to 10 and 2 to 3 Mar unteer? It’s good publicity 14 9 to 10—231 Main ar IJ Caroline M HendricksrMar 13 And there was what happened "T f 14 15 2:00 to 5:00—274 Main the other day when a certain R L Hill: Mar 8 12 13 14 student crept from 15 2 to 3 Mar 9 and 16 2 to the building rushed silently to 3:30 — Office Chem Bldg the front of a certain E A Jacobsen: Mar 9 12 13 in limousine and tucking the 14 15 16 11 to 12 and 2 to 4—277 windshield wiper a folded white Main paper skulked suspiciously away 1:40 Harold R Kepner: Mar Well I had to find out what was to 2:40 Mar 9 1:40 to 3 Mar in that note so I could tell you FAR BETTER 12 13 1 to 2 Mar 15 16 1 to so I edged up and took a peek 3— 309 Engineering Give Do you know what that note your Shoes a Better liw Leon B Linford: Mar 8 9 12 to serve you Have them rejig read like? Well here's what 14 15 2 to 3— 1st floor Widtsoe ed! “DEAR I THINK THAT Hall A YOU’RE LOUSY DIRTY S YVENDENES Mar 12 13 14 E J CAKE EATING MONGREL YOU 15 16 2 Maynard: to 4— 101 Livestock 113 N Main Logan It AREN’T WORTH A CELLOPHANE WRAPPED CARROT I’M NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOU COAK-Uta- h’s Best GORDON SO EITHER” IT WASN'T SIGNED WOOD GOOD East Center 210 SHOE REPAIRING fifii !l n C CREEK KINDLING Dry and Blazes Hot CITY COAL COMPANY EXTRA It was in Professor Myers’ dialect class one day that somebody got up and spoke in a dialect that nobody not even the professor had heard before Our bet is that it was Negro dialect as it is written by most Yankee writers Some play members had an embarrassing experience the other night Ask Wendell Homer At noon on Memorial day May all saluting vessels fire a salute with a one minute interval between guns 30th Call and See New Line Of Tennis Racquets 186 N Main Phone 460 A II PALMER & SONS Plumbing and Heating Utah Logan HHSKKaH MK READ THE DESERET NEWS Complete Coverage of Sports and News Sen ice CaH 1013-Res Phone Office Curtis News Stand — U I C Depot Restringing Rapid Service Key Fitting Logan Dyke Shop 51 W 1st North SHOE REPAIRING Special Price To Students C TROTMAN (Next to Lyric Theater) OWL SEE OUR LINE OF 1931 RACKET FRAMES Have your racket restrung when you buy it you at least a month longer service iiiNtires Rackets from $200 to $1200 from Itestrings $200 to $600 We Will Write Your Name in Gold or Silver FREE On Each New Racket or Restring AL’S Bike and Sporting Goods co BILLIARD PARLOR Becker’s Beer - Ammunition Fishing Tackle Beer On Draught 38 West Center WILKINSON’S The Best Place To Buy School Supplies Books - Magazines Correct Stationery Of Good Quality Main Opposite Postoffice Strew |