Show 3aV STUDENT LIFE t:j3 Two PnbIMed wrrtiy by students if th Utah Bute Agricultural College Printed fc The I Printing company Entered a second etui im matter September 1H0H at Logan Utah under 1337 art of March 3 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October S 1937 Authorized August 23 1918 Subscription rate $100 per year JC3Y iamc Mmtvm S' $ -- dtfm frank Fonnesbeck Editor-In-Chi- Howard Ezrie Law Business' Manager Phone 766 ef Phone 263 stocking feet over the ice dunes — a precaution necessary in order not to disturb the seals comfortably embalmed in their jlassy boudoirs below — I at length Associate Editor came BOYD PULLEY upon a cheerful Utile SpeakCONRAD HARRISON Associate Editoi easy ingeniously hidden around 1 Assistant Editor he shoulder of a HORACE IIULME t in my Feature Editor glacier squinx I tiptoed and AUSTIN FIFE zyea squinting painfully my RUTH CLAYTON" Society Editor nose glowing ripely like a traffic Columnist signal on East Broadway at 2 MAE SWENSON An : POLLIE ALLEN Typist Vclock of a March morning Kodd spectacle greeted my abashed mi ‘r?aze There in the exact center of d Business Staff Persian rug i La Veil Ward smoking a serpentine coil ending Lee Jensen Hugh Fuller n a blob of blubber reposed a oantalooned Eskimo — his long blond beard tucked into his collar Staff ! Sports t a bib and an expression of D Paul Geddes Martin Robinette Ruth Wiser Alice Hansen athetic disillusionment adorning his leathery visage In a husky Valero Anderson Ralph Christensen Ike Bennion Jstless voice he was singing: Postman Vean Winkelman Monde!! Spencer An ugly igloo Wallace Sorenson Philip Builen Rex Lowe oggling An igly ugloo ‘ Feature Writers igghng Ar oggly regloo Marie Singleton Lloyd Fackrell Paul Geddes Rex Lowe istics my Editorial Staff prosy-lookin- g 1 — !?? i s — parrot-painte- Iulu Ugling Veda TremeMing and Amur Hickmar Margaret Richards Rne Jenkins Ignoble ingoscible ug uguible ognucible egg ognusle ag nobale ig trr U Ip la Vivian Smith Margaret Ririe Frances Fonnesbeck Reporters Oiville TYJay Winkleman Paul Larsen Floyd Morgan Glenn Baird Julian Robinson Gladys Bischoff Mannwaring WrUa Daniels Carma Cooley Mildred Bankhead Paul Sant Lynn Kloepfer Jean Lenkevsdorfer Ruth Layton Ora Rose John Stewart Mary Brown Ray Nelson WILL YOU BE THERE? gathei d annual grid contest between two of for the the greatest rivals of the Rocky Mountain conference — University of Utah and Utah State At this important cone and the Alumni five hundred strong test local thirty-secon- towns-peopl- - £ 1 1 now-day- is expected to A crowd of 13000 spectators F trr tra tra FGUG At this Juncture a bit of blubber teemed to stick in his throat and in the lapse which resulted I succeeded in blurting out: “Any White Mule around Sir?” ‘‘Not a one” he answered quick-- y “No most any Democrat will grab a chance t' stick yuh will gather to witness two superior grid machines in ac- “We named ’em last night” he vent on in the same breath “Named whom?” I asked “Why the twins — both boys one y my 16th wife Olga and the jther by the Httle woman No 31 ledvlg' “And their names?” I prompted “Oh we’ll call ’em Ham 'n' How many of those present will be Aggie students? Are Eggs” he said with a chuckle Ham-lback The have of this splendid team? boys you prepared Altho their full names are St Omlet— in honour of that for this battle with but one thing in mind—“Beat Utah!” was it?” We have one of the best teams of our history they opt Speckieshcar —corrected I “Shapeskear" want to win Do you want thefti to come home victorious? “O Yes— “Romeo and Juli et Your place is down in Salt Lake City on Saturday backAn the hotdogs they coyjd get ing that team And if j£ igjiumanly possible get down there They had with all that "mustard r tion et the Frktejmighfrtir-time-fo4 I j ' ii ? i rally programs scheduled There s a place for all loyal Aggie Rooters who want to do their share One item advantageous to most students is the change irt date of the game from the traditional “Turkey Day” encounter to this earlier date We believe this to be a move for the better Now it will be possible for students to make the trip without carrying a pair of snow shoes We will be anxious to learn whether this change in date will help or hamper the traditional spirt of the game We want to see every Aggie in the bleechers down at the game supporting the team and coach doing his share tor the Student Body and backing the band Until the game is over let our battle cry be “BEAT UTAH! BEAT UTAH!!” TEXTILE9 n big- FOR ill MEN— FOR CO-ED- S Primarily is our college intended to give instruction in agricultural and home economics Even though we have a school the fellows majoring in agriculture have found very few girls In their classes and likewise the girls majoring in home economics have worked in a purebut a ly feminine environment change has come W are now aassociated Girls in looking through the catalogue did any of you glance at the courses offered In agriculture long enough to notice the foiowing on page 96? “Selection of Meats for the Household —A study of the principles and practice in the selection of quality meats for the table This course is open for women students” Hre i3 that long looked for opportunity to become arquainted with the remote school of Agriculture Men did any of you deign to look at the courses offered in the School of Horn Economies long enough to see the following on page 208? “Clothing Appreciation and Selection— This course is or- The feminine environment of the Home Economics Building may be worth your acquaintance “Bui I don't know how to sew!” is the usual response if this course is suggested to a fellow One does not need to study sewing In order to study textiles It has long since been felt that the greatest responsibility of the textiles teacher is that of giving students high standards in the selection atid appreciation of clothing Perhaps the biggest obstacle to ha crercuuMj In the teaching of euch a course is the matter of masculine pride the average “colieher o” taking the attitude of “Wv at ean a WOMAN teach to ft XAN about clothing?” No doubt It would be more effective if some men on the faculty were pre- I to tsieh the subject at U t until some of the prejudices v disappeared Clrl-- j appreciation and selec-- 1 1 ii ft s j'v of the Importance s ! 7 t e bu 'ness world hi-- cf fa tic and : is t 1 fash- - c' ring: brief ! A ec ton and v i on O'i t factors It t t such ' r ' ’ s e i t U I r i i re jfof a college man with see? A hot time on the balcony! He chanted He proceeded to fold his beard carefully and to tuck it Into chin crease of his shelf-lik- e “Sorry you're in a hurry” he commented handing me my “Come again sometime 'n of I’ll show you my collection With mummified mothers-in-law- ” which little pleasantry mine host ushered me out and bade me an kmlablo good day End of Chapter XXXI ear-muf- Comely Comments a long German la primarily chain of snores punctuated by a gargle now and then small allowance to buy two clothing “Only write a dozen lines and cheap suits so that he may have rest on yonr oars—forever” Emerson a change rather than one good Note: It don’t woik wid N A suit ” History is now being made by - Orates suggests course to be having for the first time on our added to colllcge curriculum encampus a textiles class for men titled DIAPHRAGMATIC CULwith fourteen enrolled Already more than one member considers TURE it the best course in school StuAnna Hanson has that Garbo dents in the main branches of our college are being associated gait by putting agriculture in the home on “You can sit spraddle-legge- d and home economics in agricul- the stago as long as your emotions ture are sincere” —Stark Young & 4 Barnyard Noises i Vick! Baum has a rapid-sh- it style of writing and a modsense of What is in ern book conversation The characters a baron a dancer-a abell- - bop stenographer a house physician a desk clerk the moneyed crook the man who has only a short time to live the maid all live in a few days thiekly plotted drama hung with samples of birth death and all intermediate tragedies Then these same Characters move of £he hotel picture through the back entrance in a hearse the front entrance in limousines taxis and police cars — while the hotel rooms have their faces washed and wait plnously the arrival of more dra-f- Speaking of Permanent Waves — the New Machineless Method is( a We warn you not to hold us responsible triple threat play for any when you step out with one of these finished coffieur’s for you will Grand Theatre Starting Thursday October 26 “the is crying: The nation this country needs a man" roaring comedy Even the portraits of Washington Lincoln Jefferson and Roosevelt at the capitot are concerned In the meantime Senators Conk-to- n Melrose Sarah Scranton and Four” Secretary Pitcairn the “Big are calling upon' Q" K ‘ Blair "To for offer him the nomination president However thehy are conhis sex appeal cerned about Hopes arise when they learn that Blair is next door proposing to Felicia Hammond daughter of an Co-e- I' Grand Hotel is a collection of vivid moving tranches-de-vi- e' LETTERS To combine the give and take of two such contrasting personalities as Bernard Shaw and Terry into a book has been accomplished by Christopher SL John who has edited two hundred letters of Miss Terry’s and a slightly smaller number written by Shaw We have a deep and sincere attachment between Miss Terry and Shaw beginning with most imThen from that personal letter first letter we are allowed to progress with and share intimate glances into ths following onea These letters present a comparison of ideas bits of humor chips of sentiment clashes of opinion and a slant on philosophy such as could be presented only by two such superior minds belonging to an important playwright and a great actress This book is the outstanding literary sensation of recent years for a high tm- ff1' If mortality by critics These letters offer to every interested ’cow collegian’ the exclusive opportunity to become well acquainted with two contrasting stimulating and charming personalities Y El-jd- on want to go places and do things — “mostly show off your hair” "Always First With The Latest” Christiansen 5 Beauty Baton R M SMITH Mgr PHONE 412 Open Eycnings by Appointment! —4 rJl) I ” i ! I’OC’ lia Del-m- Campus Stragglers the Eighty couplees attended dancing party later ia the evening The Misses Miriam Mulllncr Hazel Innes and Dorothy White clever with several responded dance numbers during intermission The committee in charge included Miller Ryan chairman Ike Bennion and Dal Hatch Patrons and patronesses were: Professor and Mrs P E Peterson and Mr and Mrs Asa Builen OFFICIALS ENTERTAINED Governor Dern and his wife were guests of honor at ft formal I 'W f!!':' p"l NCABIN IN THE COTTO- HAS breakfast Sunday morning at the Home Economics Cottage Places SOUTHERN BACKGROUND were laid for eight guests: GovThe South grown-u- p and mod- ernor Dern and his wife President ernized' but still adhering to its and Mrs Peterson Mr and Mrs and old romantlo color and living with Weston Vernon and Atr Frederick Champ its gallant traditions is the back- Mrs ' ' ground for the epic story of ’The ' Cabin In The Cotton” Richard FRATS HOLD BID DAT Barthelmess' latest First Nations Fratenity pledging was held on film which comes to the Capitol last Friday at noon Eighty-seve- n men were pledged to the various Theatre Sunday Monday and The newest memorganizations Tuesday are: bers The class distinction which is still such a vital part of Southern Phi Kappa Iota — Dale Bergeson tradition is shown in the love of the young “poor white” played by Jtck Bowen Wilford Degn Duncan Lloyd Elder Harold Barthelmess for the two girls one a poor whitelike him8clf and the Ford Paul Geddes Glen brick Higgins Herbert other a planter's "daughter His position in being placed between Jeffries Dorian Johnson W An the two conflicting classes t pro- Ivowallis Sherman Lee Bill Frank McNiel Floyd Rasvides not only a novel romantic Junior Rawlins John interest but also the basis for a mussen Reeia Theron Porter Edward surge of events which makes the William Reeve LeGrande picture an innovation in film story Quinn y Merlin Spencer Shelby Wadley material West Molen Whitmore Geraid As novel and successful as most Wood Keith WorWilson Walter Barthelmess pictures have been to date “The Cabin In The Cot- ley ftnd Clayton Warden ton” is acclaimed as the greatest Pi Kappa Alpha —Bruce Brown portrayal be has given in years Cardon Thain Carlisle and topping in general interest Carlos Criddle Eldon Lindsay Joshis more recent “Dawn Patrol WayneL Mabey Jr Wallace Osand “Alias The Doctor” which eph bourne Dean Smith Wallace Sorhave done much to secure his lj ensen Lyle Tripp Phillip West rang in filmdora Joe Whitesides Joe Lambert DICK BARTHELMESS HAS NO THEORIES ABOUT ACTING— Beta Kappa—Cornell Clyde Moyl When he yvent to Russia this Rice Eric Schmidt Jack Whitney on rammer his annua) holiday upon completion of his First NaSigma Chi —George Alexander tion starring picture “The Cabin Russel Ballard Phil Badger PhilIn The Cotton" which comes to lip Builen Keith Freeman George the Theatre Capitol Sunday Hendricks Roy Hull Arthur Richard Keith Larson Merlin Lund Monday and Tuesday Barthelmess visited the famous Ernest Lundahl Cleo Petty John Russian director Sergei Eisenstem H Pitzer Martin Robinette and in Moscow I red Thompson Two years ago in Paris Eisen-stei- n Delta Nu — Fred Baugh visited Barthelmess in his Virgil Paris apartment professing him Bird Lee Jensen John Madison the only American actor besides Melvin Richards Lawrence SimWesley Soulier Chaplin who interested him as a mons George Morcinema artist He made the visit States Lawrence Swenson an occasion to sk Barthelmess gan Tovey and Rawieigh Wihis theory of acting and the Amer- - lliams lean had to tell him that he didn't Phi — Alvin have any He simply acts—tries Alpha Gamma Dean Peterson to interpret the role he is playing Eishcp Hyrum tood'vord i t ! rinnd ’ engl-nee- “shin-scraper- i ar two-thirt- Loh-ma- Literature is dile for a long slcrji unless authors stop writing for one another and commence to write far the public according to the eminent critic Van Wyck Brooks ? Von tarn aye go to Oncle Yoe Yust fore to spen’ von veek An dere upon his liddle farm Der anumuls — dey speak Von nife as aye vas roamink roun Aye beer von orful soun’ An den— bane golly — holy yee! Rite dere upon der groun’ — Yust at mine feet a huge ting fall Wafers If dtss bane fonny' leedle yoke It iss von hell off toys Etre Odeor Nicht Etre “To be or not to be” chanted me of the Latin student puzzling over a Vat ias? ” Vy course You numskull— who you tink?— But ven again it say “Whoo-hoo?- ” Rite on mine aees aye sink “Whoo-hoo???- translation exercise You never ean trust elastic! Yours Lu W R U Gals Snub Rudy’s Judgement Ouch! then there’s the coed who CLEyELAND Ohio (IP)— Rudy a defined JJikerobe as “the ofcause of skipInside der barn aye hear der hens ficial uniform of a radio an Valiee may be the ped heart beats on the part cf ribnouncer! Dey sounded kinda meen bon counter girls but to the coDey say: “Ve yust been laying eggs eds of School of Education at HRH To crown you in der bean!” N the ’cl lady who named her Western Reserve University he's Behind der door a big mule stan’ small son Eddy ’cause she said just another man This at least was the conclusion (Aye vished aye had von brick!) he was the prince of wails drawn on the Western Reserve An den he raise his back legs — so campus after it was found that a Mine gootness — soch a kick! Literary contest which Valiee had Dusty Evsky is one of those beauty close to promised to judge was called off Vlt foof aroun mine sholter blates writers who remain because of a lack of interest in An glass gone in mine eye tafth the judge on the part of the girls Folks tank aye vas von fonny site “I think someone else would be No Diet To see go sailink py! “I believe in doing things in a better fitted for the job was the comment made by Isabel Elsworth So ven aye finally do com down big weigh” said the fat lady president of the student senate YAH!! Aye am CACTUS sitter: stepping off the scales But aye giff varnink: Do Not Try A disarmament conference for 1 Wreck on So FORE DEERE ARE MANY A reckless driver is seldom politicalto parties has been pro(!! SPLINTER!!! eliminate posed undesirable wreckle3s types of political campaigning Lraaon For the PianoFord W K Yarbrough e star college Near Baton Rouge La there When you strike a sharp there's football player has carried to the has been found a large bone pit to be a flat cornin' up! a jure Ckls Supreme Court Che several hundred feet square in tba OC’fthsma university which scientists believe will be a to sta-as ‘iii a A new radio tube said to be found a large deposit of fossilized rt lecanra e Ckhoma City a practical source of unlimited animal remains ol e would not surply a tran-- r 'cold light” with which television t of Yarborough’s credits screens can be flooded has been The new Federal taxes have had not paid a ISO demonstrated by the Myers Elec- brought In go far a return far t e t jrsd hat year by trical Research laboratory In New below that estimated by treasury -- o i r £ a jYork bfficials “d-n- re-'j- sri t-- ii tt it bn N i Our Students George has heavy black eyebrows uncombed eurlcy black hair and a congenial smile that make him both remarked and admired His clear black eyes and his anSIGMA CHI ENTERTAINS gular forehead Indicate intelligence Sigma Chi held Tls Bnnual rush and a sense of numor This much party October I had determined about George 19 A Wednesday evening stag supper was first n not mistaken His responses to my lowed by a dancing party at Interview were precise filled with Hotel Ecclea a congenial humor and often subtle Floyd Davis secretary of the “You have learned to speak Sigma Chi Alumni association English unusually well" I said Edward Anderson president of the "How long did it take you to chapter Warren Knudsen a learn to make yourself undercharter member of the chapter stood?” and Arthur of not long I used to run Beta Epsilon Kelly president “Oh chapter at the Uniabout with some fellows who had versity of Utah with a vocabulary of about 200 words talks during the responded stag supper and It didn’t take long to learn Music for the evening was furnthose And by the way about 60 ished by George Torgeson Tad of those words were not in the Builen Byron Darley and Eddie dictionary" George came to Utah three years ago His home in the Alps at Zurich resembles very much the Rocky Mourtains “Go up to the Grand Daddie Lakes" says George "and you don't know whether you are in Utah or Switzerland" Although George is only 1 years old he is ft freshman in eoilege He has missed three school years besides He speaks very good German French and English George has his first naturalization papers Like Carl Erickson George is majoring in forestry “MAGIC "NIGHTS’’ r Because he has added duties in the department of hygiene at the College of the City of New York where he is on instructor Dr Harold J Parker has been relieved as bead coach of the university's team a position he has held since 1924 Players lest week refused to practice until a “belter” explanation was made for Bis removal from tB gridiron r 55jzL FREE -- '5T — with every Tie 3 I’alr of Men’s Fancy Sox j j BETTE DAVIS -- a DOROTHY JORDAN 66MM9M66M4MN6MH ’ Rat more : pop conn 5 W i WATCH and CLOCK AND CANDIED All 123 West-Cente- Work 112 Guaranteed! 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GET REM BUTTERED 36 Alterations and Gents’ Clothing Alio Hemstitching RUCHTI CLEANERS and TAILORS (Over O P Skaggs) eV SHOE REPAIRER - Custom Tailored Selected SILK TIES When Yon Want REAL JOB DONE for MODERATE I'RltR— Call At - SPECIAL Sunday Monday Tuesday and Wednesday Lundquist C HiMtMaaaaaaaaaaft Men Only Jack Buchanan er Alphn D'lla Epsilon — Merrill Anderson Roocrl Arcntabn Howell Cannon Orville Chencv Lyle Holmgren Lincoln McClellan Duf-fi- n Pugh Burton Red Dcmnr Pcd Shirl Williams Dallas Wood VVil- liam Booth h TODAY FRIDAY and SATURDAY would-be-exper- ts By Frances Fonnesbeck t top-notc- Hun-suit- Lunt alumni of the Beta Delta sorority were week end guests N the chapter bouse HOME EC PARTY 172 1728 2)1 A Hallowe'en party was held trt the Home Economics Cottag Saturday night The evening was spent in playing cards and dune were: Mia Ing The hostesses Miss advisor Frances Kelly Mis Amy Thompson Miss Harriet Hubbard was a Maurine Kirkhang week end guest at the Chi Omega Kearsley Miss Phillis and Miss Misf Sponberg Mary house ? Loraine Boley DELTA mi entertains 17282S8393& £ Members of Delta Nu fraternity BETA KAPPA entertained the pledges at a din- GUESTS Beta Ben Deirronger Kappe ner at Ace’s Cafe Immediately after their bids had been accepted Procince Councellor Betaspent thp y week end at the Kappa Friday Oct 21 At pledging ceremonies were held at house Jack Beck treasurer of the the chapter house newiy intsalled chapter at the University of Utah motored her GUESTS tat Miss Ruth Friday spent an enjoyable time Miss Alice Todd Frosh-Sop- h dance at the the Walker and Miss Faye Clayton Palais d'Or and returned to Salt spent the week end in Salt Lake Lake l‘ early Saturday morning Jack Whiting Eric Schmidt and Mass Hazel Innes and Miss Sabina Lee were guests over the Cornell Clyde received their Page hood degree MFnday night at thg Week end at Garland I ! Miss Elma Simonson and Lois regular meeting Hcn-ariei- tg Years ago I took dancing lessons and despite the fact that I was expelled from school for tripping students I derived an apfor sort tais while atpreciation tending the institution Last week I accepted an invitation to visit the social dancing class on this campus It was most interesting to see the Home Ec majors clasped tightly in the arms of A C With every step these studious Engineers to stopped look behind them silently calcuthe distance lating they had yet to cover There were any number of toe dancers as well as a few in the crowd Of course I don’t know but by facial expressions I gathered that it was very necessary for the dancers to hold their tpngues in that certain position meeting the lips at straight angles Dut to a bit of shynes among the students it became necessary at times that Mrs Carlisle hollow her hands about her mouth and strain her vocal cards inlleuhead strain her vocal cords in calling “Get Together Students” and “bend your knqps when you waltz” During ths intervals in which an unlucky man or luckier g'! would fail to get a partner he or she would play “Peas Porridge j Hit' with the wall by the side of Earnest Stewart needs only a curly goatee to make of him a her Slow music — they waltz those perfect medalcon portrait of Sir Walter Raleigh Faster music — those they hop Fast music— They run Watched HRR the other day those his students! family unrully manipulating thriving In these struggles men's pant of puppets We knew which was Harry be was holding the strings cuffs were captured by ladies' spikes and many a maiden lost “The oldest literary reputations her pump which reminds me who today Such as those of Homer and was the author of Confucious go back barely 3000 With dainty feet A maiden sweet to Sir years — a mere tlck-toc- k Was James Jeans” tripping the light fantastic When she suddenly tore Henry Hazlitt d! I or SHAH-TERR- jot BEAUTY PRESIDENT Capitol Starting Thursday Oct 2d “Magic Night” is an original story by Holt Marvell to which have been welded several melodious songs They are destined to bo heard fronj every quarter for months The story has to do with ft j on eg Austrian count who finds life extremely enjoyable until that day when the declaration of war cut short his romance with a Vjeunese flower girl War splits them as far apart as the two poles but when war’s devastation is at an end the sew spirit brings about a reunion and happiness The story is a departure from the customary type of musical commore subedy in possessing stance Moreover it is a credible story It is expected that Buchanan and Anna Neaglo England’s reigning cinemft queen will register as one of the great starring teams of the screen - ma THE ram the GRAND HOTEL By Vicki Baum In last week's Student Life We A panorama of personalities! are told that Seniors Present First That’s Grand Hotel by Vicki Baum Class assembly!' Nope We These personalities coming going Don't think it should be glimpsed through life as faces rated that high through panes of a revolving door combining toduvness' of hotel life Guilahle’s Travails with tragedy and comedy of dra And I Gub the gullable after ma all these “presentations “are many hours of traipsing about in Grand Hotel's greatest characterdis-igr- Members jj£ Intercollegiate Press Association Another Touchdown Tbs2tre Novels OVER THE raki-Journ- al REVIEW CUR WEEKLY STATION 11 1'crth Main ' Colbert The Big Comedy Drama of the ’ Year— SEE IT! r COMING SUNDAY-- 4 DAYS ' ' Marlene Dietrich — in — “The Blonde Venus' ? v ' i Ci ui |