Show jr mhi Vt tj 31 C f Thru The Looking Glass ’UDUHTtLIFE v -- of tWfudeu i ain'j”1 Unh State- - Azrienkurnl Collose 4 Euglnnd fnltllxhiiig (Yuuan Logim 1'tnli auil matter September 16 1008 at Locnn Jit of Murt'U 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing nt special provided for in Section 1103 Act of Octolier 3 1937 - yyi9i& n rate- $1 00 per year - Sl&J S M EDITORIAL STAFF 1 Student Revolution The Captive Bobcat Senior G&fbs At Bozeman M Stevens Zoology major tO THE PLACE THAT CAN be Permanent Phone Nest j Given Out Next at the U S A C needea- a bob- -with great in- - j cit go hied himself to Boxterest the student strike at Elder one canyon and captured Bozeman Montana It began The specimen is a female not Tues Chapel Given Nqv 15 when Una B Herrick qyjte grown with a fuzzy coat H?® onn ears and a nasty habit “fa® State College ordered all pointed 0f Senior garbs will soon bo mg her claws be in their quarters) to Mr Stevens has a way with here Dutch has definite word ! tn- - 11 n m includ-! animals It is lucky he has be- - that they will arrive at the ght’ mweeknd this parUcular bobcat was end of the week and be we are glad thp:cause buted next Tuesaay from the opposed to everything 'commerce liat the courage to fight for the j Librai-between tire personal freedom which is the The cat awas attracted to the g seniors specially prepare! ordered Earbs shouM 'trap by heritage of every American to Once she had it caught Personal supervision of nreoared to paythe balancer lege students after school hours be iassoed bound and gagged home carried sacked and is and should be beyond the'pnnny rightful authority of any uni-- ! on the shoulders of our hero She is fed regularly about a versity or it’s officials The striking collegians ran pound of meat a day Occas-anjuc- k and demanded an equal icnally her diet ss cuansea to power with the committee on j cheete or milk When transfers social rulings This is perhaps are necessary a long stick witi on the a little too much as it seemed a 1°?P anangement to turn the tide of public opin- - end is used When she is irrita-io- n against the uprising The strike is over but the students will undoubtedly get more consideration from college officials Petty tyranny Is not to be tolerated in America It will not stand the glare of publicity ' : We watched — tEIU E lot g Modern Barber and Beauty Parlors The Crow’s ! Hl11 t (Continued from Page One) declared the return to school was only a temperary expedidefinite acent no further tion will be taken ufitil the Montana State college president returns from the east The Washington Daily com ments on the situation in this manner “Setting the hour closer to dawri has been facile e g at Stanford because it meets heartily with student the approval However moving difhour back 120 minutes is a ferent story The dean of women’s victory at Montana State serves to strengthen the argument that the essence of social regulation to universities is not by students but adult supervision of collegians” Hat (leaning Miines Waving l:MW 1232 Scraps ( enter St RENT YOUR TUXEDO FOR THE PARTY Thot’s On The New Library Some one said the new library at — St — building looked like a cheese box Hi tJAMDS like use of correct (is that the ir Scheby Cleaners f g: KU Dr N A?) it jaa d the aesu&sos H beautiful the of sense & Tailors thetic Tl l DISUSES andand fit as an intellectual shrine -- MEXICAN ATHLETICS Phone 926 it to much resembled such comSPECIAL WRITER warehouses as structures mon SPECIAL WRITER rexaoAS- 38 West 1st North St art and freight stations I beg to SPECIAL WRITER JEAN I4NnRl archto the the mind objectors TYPIST HOWARD C AIDER itecture that the libra-- y is enTYPIST BLOOM? ar10W The auciciifs of Marshall cotirely in hartoony with the chitectural design of the cam- llege ne determined to have BUSINESS STAFF pus and with the present mode a lively time when they play 111 western college buildings A their A C” — BUSINESS MANAGER —— big game next weeK in libnew of $125000 the drawing M - ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER T one energetic senof one at preparation constructed be Brary to — — CIRCULATION MANAGER the Colorado schools is strikingly ior at that college nas underlike this one in its major outlines taken to secure 1 live young REPORTERS and finish And aiscriphons 01 buftalo to act as mascot for WHERE FLUNKS PAY others I have noted have given the team Verl ‘ttr-- W Roy liautcbsn Ktlith Funk Howard Jessop Bryce W If Aadema Prussian university students the same general pjlure Iwwg Helen Heaver Hugh Reunion Ruttt Matts&m American universities Oraaa Cliffy Y A Waaitut “Sonny” E Swenson Theo MauaUau JoUta may be insured for all kinds of you don’t lke the outside go in —Three California Columbia and Millie MeNeiL Oralle Cragun Lois Lunt accidents which are likely to CgrMinnaea — is been honored Over the main library desk Chicago have to them during their happen ‘ And by the allied armies veteran No 8 VoL sa The premium amounts inscribed the proverb year Tiareday December 4 1930 To A Collegian to about 35 cents in our money with all thy getting get under- of the World war for ’dmtm-giihe- d is education in What accomplishments and Is payable twice a year standing" the cause of peace " Have you noticed what fools The insurance covers scholas- for? women are when it comes to tic accidents as well as physiWe Do When Cold Ofc?t At Beilin univeisitv a The main study hall is ffty cal ones men? Comes? announce “I he: Yeatfcer Buys hereby long fifty noiseless lubber was beaten a'rd knocked to steps floor by fascist students PAGE THE COMMERCE that I am through with women insulated steps through a room the Nine men v ere arrested —until I fall again! ! DEPARTMENT arched lighted superbly Dr Edward Lyman Cornell high finished in a If you don’t believe men distingushed and I shiver into my chair to seek halm for the make fools of themselves read of Northwestern university simplicity that is at once arHoot Mon By the thinks back that in Shelley's: wrXieh is struggling resting and restful Half way my rapidly becoming permanent hqyp That you can drop into the “When I arose and saw the young lawyer when choosing a down MONSEN MEAT of my profs none too gentle dawn the long eastern wall chapel at almost any hour Snrtis? under the chagrin I for count on marshould secretary you” sighed and hear a real concert? stands a clock vift of the class g egk ways and means to make my wants felt Or Catallus: MARKET repbof her rying when one is Sometimes 1930 done I think in dark eaZci upon to recite in class I was in the first stages “Lip me a thousand more—’’ The successful woman appli- of a back blue into can he face finish drop steel with walnut — Here lies consolation of g’riauMie— which come from freezing such a concant for the job he said m:ri h k seat and listen to someand gold numerals It is built which the devil cannot should be healthy enough so so NWITVriOV dition was Mi conducive to the best recitation on my part Co“That music that will one over seen be can its playing face that the woman can” she can run 100 yards in less WE DELIVER HIONE 409 cheer him up room entire the rebuke the beaming nearly OPINIONS than 13 seconds devoid of out m almost austere dignity S om e t i m e s when one soon or for the janitor We are impressed by: Vihter seems to have come too wishes real meditation the Juet a moment girls I’ll give jealousy thrifty and college The wall are plain except for shoutingiy grave humor for the plant Since the first freezing night tho Of The assembly room gives the ef- you their names and addresses educated panels built in and painted at SCHOOL DAYS ARE HERE N A Pederson And the Dr soon as I finish! The worthy to their fect of an old cathedral s tor? of cy shivering shoulders has increased But of such assurance with which he Is sweeping the regular intervals An grave to epidemic notice lot is a There of who Press the gentlemen lime The plainness!— a picture stage of agedness I go to the chemistry of Wisconsin cam- cultural prr University school Have vere of Life Pi the Student around you guests chosen unless by the most tried bul by the frosty outer atmosphere I am in The brilliant cynicism of Pro-hDflta Epsilon and the Beta and pus No it’s (not smallpox of artists would be jarring and Thoro Cleaning ulus skillful noticed it? ALSO— thrt tone heat will bring back partial circulation to jfisor Frank Arnold And the Sorosis rushees two weeks ago its a “plague” taking the form out of tone there as a false note blocking plus n fresh band Have you noticed that you voiced a practically unamious of shorn tresses end it seems in a lovely vase A NEW HAT me In that fe£2ag After an hour there I am glad to get ra equals V could use fifty dollars? opinion that “Call it a cow col- to be very contagious During outcry werettisnot so cold Up in room 280 1 creak and week in the one Cleaning past shop lege if you want there are more In a classroom on the top Royal wheels of a wagon on frozen enow every The quiet crtc‘r M Uca scholarlyness of good looking women here per alone there have been 33 heads floor In use some days since the And Shoe On The Shining 1 1 Sidelights of in lsho to their locks over the tremble long time cave Engineering budding capital than in any school in the first traces of human occupancy conference” One of the reasons Parlor Melee the her of absorbing a little German The windows have Some and Inanity were seen Harvard on has for university delay in the Friday sessions to t v f 72E7J in the room in order to let a little warm air spelled were scratched 111 rudely two ofoccasions turned down was of meet some the that Logan the crisp varnish of a new in- 77 Noith Main run fast enough to Snatches of confidential conin) fcte to be an mvlaid so I couldn't r d would fers to put the school in the dividual classroom chair The ' ' ' versations heard in the halls — saunter down eyed hall well as as art 1 vp limelight Hollywood as the juset old surface of chair you just brother to brother has sought and two weeks meeting was beginning and th Broadway j Vtre f’chg a great shortage of heat at the U S A C scratched with a fingerknow Ioc3f staff was unable to hold been refused permission to in- crudely nail file Goin’ to the Melee? thi rt haps it is all going to the new library If it is Nope that line of envie ject a dash of Harvard atOh I dunno wero often Expressions S Why not? let made of the Aggie mosphere into its product rerhaps we are not using Aberdeen coal’ or The Machine Song Mind Meanderings ’just don’t wanna Say Bill staff members who have such After denying Rudy Vallee thr 1 is a Uik U the system Whatever the cause some-tfiv a st idealistically Gazing broa do for you’d anything a deltctable to the privilege of crooning “The be done if life and activity is to remain on Nothing to do but work 1 in the window —catchYeah work in It wasenvironment ther wouldn’t you? to eat but food fortunate that Crimson” and “Fair Harvard” buzzing words "Scarlet Fever is the the iOv ing ? Nothing' to a loan VTiy not heat up the buildings ? fiver but you anything the majority of the conventions over the radio the Harvard a childhood disease Ine period Nothing to wear but clothes to the the same as work came on Saturday To keep us from being nude take your dame university publicity bureau ve- of communicability is generally n Sa-a- y son-o- f Of course we whose duty it toed the requests that Charles a month you n sometimes Nothing to breathe but air a— what’s the big idea of mak- was to receive these verbal cor- ‘Buddy" Rogers film star to remains forthough New Quick as a flash ‘tis gone a life time—” Tea Haay Publications ing a date with my woman? sages and dispen'e them were be allowed to lead the Harvard Nowhere to fall but off Bill didn’t why Wondering You dam’ knew well I intended most -Nowhere to stand but on happy in the revelation university band in a talking sk me to the Frat Melee C to be her Big Moment Friday tho it was a little in the nature picture sequence at Canders ght-wishing Nothing to comb but hair for a new w'hitc Yeah? Well nite a of us to to your surnrise bed discover threater where Harvard gradu- party dress &e Mme id story: too much of good thing makes Nowhere to sleep but in 36 West Center Street watch Is slow brother your that the Coloradoans had chosen1 ates receive their diplomas the black curly ha Admiring not 'Ti-- ii of anything During the recent press convention Nothing toto weepbutbut-deadtears minute’s up long ago an ” Get “Miss the cf The the Eastern Harvard Crimson uni- of the fellow in the fourth seat Two Doors West of the Lyric bury earful of this pledge you’re not division as the only ladv dele- versity daily in an editorial at I j cc the startling revelation concerning the under Nothing Nothing to sing but songs on the second row— I am lest to that C to going of came U S pow-woAh A well! alack! We drag gate the on alas! met the entitled “Lillies of the Vallee” in a sea of thoughts light campus pa! dumb-cluc- k to brawl a the ask out ’the to Nowhere while and but said lady go acknowledgthit the college publicity Falling— falling —Hearing a An tr tzrtling thing was the number of small inefficient Nowhere to come Chi Omega or Sorosis before ing the introduction secretly bureau had but back passed up two gol- deep voice rise to an impotiant put nations on the campus and the lack of any one which Nothing to read but words they're all dated up shut vowed that we’d spend the den opportunities to put the cressendo— is r at i eould bfe made with the proper facilities applied Nothing to east but votes up! you wanna be left out in holidays at points east (Sock!) university to a class by itself Scrutinizing eyes! Waking up Fh-ethe cold when the Pan Hellenic we were not - admitting for uiparllelled in t t Nothing to hear but sounds comes way to find myself in class — with the asninity” and let boats cur to on along people that sail but the brethenr Nothing sunrUj The latest from N Y U Is Prof asking me a question (i Meats that every small organization on the eampus Nohing to see but sights say a Sig didn’t rate? Why slopes had any advantage over the news that there — was formall mue j publish something We have at least six or seven small the Oh brother? us but we were certain fc? the ed gloom Nothing to quench but thirst a recent an In investigation recently organization a Ive gotta pick quarrel with moment that variety would be known as the Students Nothing to have but what pubjeations and a number of news sheets during the year n held at the University of Oreso Weakness won’t she my we've got the get if life of not Our spice itself be advertisements must of there one these was found it that the One of the gon Forhvery league Thus through life we are cur- sore if I don’t take her to the And (careful now!) we still chief endeavors of the organ- majority of the men spent Melee I got all hot and bother- maintain that at least one man "upland coming” young business managers make their sed ization were to assist thei con- their allowance on candy for We give up to the minute apjr ranee at the places of business in Uogan so often that Nothing to strike but a gait ed a couple of months ago and could find money worth spend- gressional campaign hair cuts and Bobs of Nor- their main luxury goes asked a designing female from ing on the edge of the plains the LZ&hants hate the sight of a college student They are Everything moves that man Thomas and Heywood sticks an’ the Shoes won’t common-sensshe me Shined or Dyed let at all but But e the Be it known corsages blef Tj death with advertisements for school publications Nothing of Harvard its requires Hi! goin’ to the to all concerned that those who Broun forget it 55 South Main Street of a the Our ’Tinting houses are limited as are the business houses sophomores passing Who me? Go to that entertained the molders cf con- NEW Can ever withstand these Melee? LIBRARY OPENS examination comprehensive mix-up- ? I’ll have you under- ference opinon did it rath“R ' Tfc ( are crowded with these small publications They are woes TODAY j DEDICATION containing 2725 questions and stand I’m exclusive 1 Fine! neatly to cut their prices in order for us all to survive The be' NOT PLANNED takes almost 12 hours to anLean me your tux will ya? swer m ( is pooriy done and inefficiency results for all con-c- Modernism Invades Nearly every departit’s possible that I shall PRESIDENT PETERSON ment of college education is d (Continued from Page One) mingle with the hoi polloi for DIRECTOR CARDON The Front of college minds now covered by this exam Page an evening after all Hride? all these the one big disadvantage to the college RETURN FROM EAST thought that they have been stirred is t of underpaid editors and staff members of our major The editor of Student Life dusted and again made accesIntercollegiate chess meets their problems a finer technique sible Oh! The Point! a drastic step in inare now becoming popular in put ’felons These publications should be the best on the has taken the in the admore of application new Be the as east' A student at the UnIt may today troducing startlingly car os la order to make them so there should be men front vanced scientific principles the marks this make-u- p We admire of Minnesota recently As one strolls along nurture the page iversity of new a the time With the able tn to he necessary spend experiment stations seed of respect or those men won a place od the team pat hie courage one is startled by see- agricultural and campus im-pof is the UnitecV States director who worked the j vey gtiog to a dozen small publications it simple-mindHe will hear some ing tiny swirls of smoke arislong and tireless- defeated a West Point player cracks some hasty opin- ing from some burning objects Cardon says are making nota-bl- e ly to erect this much (needed ho uaee men what they are worth The business contributions to science: center of Utah State’s tatellec-And a few intelligently just out of sight at the south Tears" ' Drinking’ “Girls’ hoe s are so flooded with "ad seekersv that they cannot ions but there are obvious ways of tual criticisms constructive west Becomes A Favorite The side of the activity campus under so theM further go again publications they this service major sup: improving —— latter are welcomed Constintinpole — (IP)— DrinkSurely it can’t be that the to agriculture and greater fiiu jced : Variety is truly collegiate A shrubbery is on fire! There go concentration ing “girls’ tears” has become a Schedule for Buzzer picCOMPANY on specific probfavorite evening pastime of the tures Juniors Dee 8 to 12 inoct a!!ejes have three publications and these take college newspaper which has several men students dashing lems is one of them life can new be for Turk toward scene! the many forgiven reach clusive would Beta to They Delta add the En route to Washington Diand Sorgreatly Caref the school Such a system Thie seemingly heartless purthings at least It can never be frantically toward their pock rector Cardon osis sororities Dec 8 and 9 Factory Methods made some ofaccused of doing a fade ont a ets efficiency of U S A C publications suit is really nothing but the can’t be! Chi It Theta Omega ficial visits in Colorado Kansas Upsiloq la whitewash Used Well here’s to the perseverand Sigma Phi Beta sororit-jr- s drinking of a cocktail so named f- e- v : Note the lower case heads ance of the young men who and Tennesse While in the one After drink usualthe Turk Dec 15 te 16 Ait memcapital where he had n and the effect Think are so faithful to their rendez- national rs his headquarters for more than bers of organizations other ly forgets to dine and goes on of finf Th Plzak vous in such cold weather then talk drinking until midnight ten years when employed bv than social fraternities or sor Shoes the United States department orlties can have their pictures Now It’s t & Miniature drastic action was taken to show Southern California now ’of Agriculture Director Cardon taken any time between Yale is taking the first steps now was is A California been and able Christmas to news said renew has at sacrificed that editor sorry dispatch yesterday cctlLv newspaper many qid to Institute Work done While football team the yr Arlett had been required to resign in order to put a fitting acquaintances am? make a few or other Arthur 1L Arlett members of which each weigh tH T 1 new contacts cirin scientific You Wait Presidents Stevents and under 15Q pounds It is to to the whole affair w: t' Daily Californian has been forced to give- climax cles He shared a room at the play Christiansen announce that teams other of like size Other have are editors same 1 that t college gone through the thing famous Cosmos club with Presighair and typewriter after stirring up conthe class brawl will be held expected to crop out here 77 North Main Street and ' t : ever the alleged irregularities of Southern but this is the first time to our knowledge that one has dent F D aRlrerlwmz wmw 9:00 at Saturday m night p there well Imagine F D dent just Kanof Farrell the In sacrificed football to aave his men’s from the a and football of colliY jrbtkod c gym This position becoming keeping obtaining sas State College sion will be a corduroy affair Imagine purely professional sport At least that is what we pre- a U S A CAgricultural 1 t alumnus date or dateless ' — tJ'tor immediately following the Bears’ sume Arlett was attempting to do Leaving Washington DirectAll Scotchmen are urged to We’re sorry that such a step was necessary but we are or Cardon went by way of New be present as everyone : C fcsiufs of tie £L C Trojans recently is to York Y N to Ithaca City and be admitted free Old fashdefending the Californian editor’s actions Neither are 1 1 ths Lcj dugeise university to not a A L with Wilson day ioned refreshments and a wa a man for expressing what he believes to be spent The onlyt thing we go out of town for rs — former superintendent of the rr£rdlng subsidizing of the condemning good time for all Don’t miss truth and the best for his school A college editor’s Davis County ruts r Experimental the fun! ' is to boost and see the duty is to be spokesman for his student body but Farm who is completing his ’ 1 m: the CaUforeiaa cardinal he Aggie games to observe rules of tact and diplomacy and studies for a doctor’s degree at State Agricultural college fails to stop the miter Cornell university cttisd Professor Between trains in Chicago consequently pays enalty thep Wilson will to the Utah Dlrertor Cardon was entertain -1 1 9 Ax r"— azl SMITH & SON Whoever succeeds Arlett will be "on the spot” for he Experiment return Station in April to ed by John Caine m former c t 'i r? act eartot feel free to present his ideas fearlessly and effective- - take charge of research In veg head Of animal husbandry and Printers Engravers Designers vt— J I y Mfore y with the knowledge that unless he is a “yes man” to aml smaU fruit lUratoj of extension service in 9rdeninjr Dance Programs c- Cornell At ei-cultu- re now Director ’zfLA connected Stationery — will too he J!3 certain degree get the ax Oregon oiate careen saw a number of other International Livestock -- iExposiBarometer former students of the tion Utah VOS - HAT'- ft RTSEBTSON f SLliTWHITE T —— r t tu EDITOR EDITOR EDITOR EDITOR EDITOR EDITOR ASSOCIATE ASSISTANT SPORTS SOCIETY FEATURE EXCHANGE distri-Personal- ly x“°fe col-(ba- itt- - co-e- g- oa eo-e- d qniriy tttthj fcr“rre C os Hat til Frat co-e- ccme-hithe- HOES ij 1 hl REPAIRED Jj pow-wo- low-dow- TROTMAN toni- Co-ed- nties l riht h BARBER SHO? 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