Show r tv igfc i irn LIFE STUDENT n TT1 Editor reviews first six months of Walker administration 'c FACULTY RHYMES STUDENT LIFE Weekly by Students of Utah State Agricultural College Mated by Kart ft England Publishing Co Logan Utah Entered as second class mail matter September 19 MM t Logan Utah under the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided la Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 authorised ' Aaqnat 2 1918 $150 par year Subscription rate- - Publish! 5 tu EDITORIAL STAFF EDITOR rONALD IXAMM ASSOCIATE EDITOR LAN KCLKE ASSOCIATE EDITOR LAVIS McENTCRE rrtr - REPORTERS ORPHA FIYLOR ORAIIE CRAGI N RAY HOWELL RAY B WEST JR 10LA HU KM AN NED JEAN IIMOKI) HAZEL SO WARDS ROBERT HADFIELD JOHN IOOSLE MARION KEDFORD MARIE CALL LAURA NELSON MARK-SHEFFE- L SPORTS STAFF HARRISON ASSISTANTS FRANK FONNESBECIi McCUNE BOAD PULLEY CONRAD JAMES BUSINESS STAFF PAT HAGGERTY HEADER JESS M ARTIN K ALI H P CANNON I THELMA PETERSON ORA GREAVES UXICAN ATHLETICS L MARK NEIBERGEAND KYRM HICKMAN i Vdiap XXVIII MANAGER R- ASSISTANT MANAGER C IRCl LATION MANAGER Number 19 March 6 1930 Thursday THE POT BOILS — of all The Student Life This week and next Mr Flamm world least in this Nothing is static k taking a well deserved rest from the editorial cares and worries of the paper and is devoting his time exclusively to creative writing of his own hash slinging and explaining his attitude on military science to Major O’Brien and Lieutenant Hanley Meanwhile he has delegated his powers to the associate editors two journalistic experts who iapire to Borne day dictate the policies of the New York World and propose to start by showing the students of the A C what they can do with Student Life Mr McEntire is editor this week and offers the students his idea of what a college paper ought to be Mostly personal and vital locals a front page of big news the most important editorials and features with athletic offerings at least three columns of sound and business-lik- e And ft literary flavor and a modicum of advertisements all with a liberal leaven of humor above all we believe in employing as many new and vevrsatile writers as possible In accordance with this policy we have this week in our c olumns the following special writers: Lloyd Davis college bard and authority on western storjes Ruth Mattson faous for her sorority mothers’ interviews Laura Nelson who last week insulted the editor in his tenderest weak point Marriner Merrill who is leading the juniors on to undying distinction in their Prom Marie Call noted for her satihe on men and manners and Ray B West the A C representative of the transitionalist School of journalism and notorious for his scarcity of capitals Next week Mr Hulme will take over the editorial reins and will endeavor to inculcate the students of the U S A C with a convincing avalanche of reasons why he should be enthroned on the editorial chair Hulme and McEntire are so far the only candidates in the field and as this paper and the next is going to show conclusively what they can do with a newspaper we urge that all students observe with a more than usual interest these two issues SIX MONTHS OF THE WALKER ADMINISTRATION “The Natidn” has just come out with an editorial epitomizing the first year of President President Rulon Hoover's term of office Walker of our student body has just completed thf first six months of his administration and moved by the Nation spirit and practical desire to see just what he has accomplished we carry here a resume of his administration thus far President Walker is one of the most democratic students in college He is not a fraternity man and consequently he understands probably better than any other president the student body baa ever had just what the average A C student wants Under his conscientious guidance we of the student body have had exactly what we have wanted as far as it has been in the president's power to give it to us Our hearts and bodies have been delighted by student body dances one after another something that Lund Johnson try as he would could never make a go of He has organized a pep band something we have never had before He has given us a highly successful Winter Carnival he has taken an active interest in all forms of athletic sports even going so far as to accompany the football team to Denver last fall He baa stood without wobbling behind every activity that students have chosen to interest themselves in And there has been scarcely a Thursday in the entire year that the assembly hall has not been packed with students eager to $ee and hear the programs the president had pret pared for them To sum it all up in a sentence he has given as “bread and circuses” and we have gobbled them down thanked heaven for Walker and asked for more On the other hand the president has shown a complete inability to give the college any' life outside the classroom His journalism club has lain completely dormant and is just now beginning to exhibit slight signs of life No word of presidential counsel has found Its way into the Student Life office and he has i provided not a single prop for a staggering Scribble He has not encouraged the organization of any intellectual discussion clubs he said not ft word when the Short Story club died of inac- tied As for our Lyceum program we have had to content ourselves with one corking play ‘‘The utUkropoulOB Secret" M G Hindus who gave mw a first rate lecture on Russia one second rate pliy and two mediocre lectures Which is’ to tay the least a program of which an enlightened eentuiy college can be anything but i£rtmd $ But these things are after all in the Zeit-tits rodern college desired only by a i ‘::t few- - The majority want “bread and has givep them bread and ‘i ' X ( ytker ua rejoice let us go to our l donees and thank God for $ r: - 1 - -- of i rr :y : lt t 1CUL ATHLETICS? a i-- '11 T&A among these ranks broadmindedness and an unmuddled sense of values And singular and unprecedented as it may seem we wondered as avidly we devoured the director’s letter if Mr Romney holds the most accurate of ideas as to what athletic teams are organized for Is it for pleasure and sportsmanship or simply to make money? For the edification and delectation of the college and student body or to fill the college coffers? As a happy and diverting sideline to the business of education or the major occupation of the college and favored group of its students ? If our athletic teams exist for commercial purposes only then the director is quite right in his attitude that the paying townspeople should have the seats and students should be confined to whatever standing room remains But if on the other hand the teams exist for the pleasure of the students' then the students should most certainly be allowed to sit in at the games COLLEGE MEMORIES Unforgetable memories the of Winter quarter: Janet Young’s superb acting in "The Secret” played by the Moroni Company Miss Dancy breaking up Casino Makro-poul- os Olsen the Sorosis Card Inspiring talks' on immortality by Dr Thomas L Romney ' i M V Voltaire’s immortal satire ‘‘Candide’? ( “A’s” from Professor Arnold “D’s” from Mrs Bell Maurice Hindus’ lecture on Russia Dr Hill’s lectures on the evi leffects if'tor ' bacco on the human system : A lesson in true heroism Emerson Abbot trying to stand on a leg broken in three places and declining help because the girls all around : him were crying for aid Anatomical demonstrations in social hygiene under the tutelage of Prof Henderson and Mrs Hendricks Watching Webb Hunter pass around cigar' ettes on the Bluebird steps Rex Dibble’s saffron necktie on his shirt Watching Dean Dancy forget' herfielf f with Alan Hulme apropos of slips in Student Life He wasn’t responsible but he got it Listening to Professor Hull tell of' his encounter with Venus at the University of South’ ern California Watching Floraine Benson sell Christmas neckties to College men Partaking of Aklen Adams' homebrew and admiring his facility in anatomical insult as he looks "Swede” Larsen over Listening to Professor Arnold anathematize the college’s lack of mattings in the halls and tear his “Cheveux rare” at professors who let their classes out ten minutes early Professor Joseph Jenson’s masterly yet paternal handling of recalcitrant Greeks wandering from the path of virtue Our ventricles and aortas ceasing to vent and aort as ywe watched Montana writhing in the fell clutch of the A C quintet on the never to be forgotten night of February 25 Coach Romney’s almost uncanny ability to get anything and whatsoever he wants by merely making known his wishes - A ? er “no-body- s” Keep Candy Handy Fool THIS WEEK’S FRESH CANDY SPECIALS MONSEN MEAT MARKET : ultra-mari- Scribe Cries For Better Golf Course There was a time not so long when rowdy youths laughed There are faces that seem to ago dirisively and mature men loudly and some without "merry” a shouted "four” as stoutish gentleflaw bellies and shiny men with But the face that seems to freeze gold pates large awkwardly swung at a you ball But times have Is the one with protruding jaw small white The who youngsters changed in used to laugh at the men Dean Dancy I see went out on a “plus fours” are now swinging spree clubs of their own So great And hobbled the Sorosis Cas- has become the golf playing popino ulation that municipal golf Yes that’s why all the glee at courses are being established the Theta tea the country which all For it should have been put on throughout goes to show the golf is an acby the Benos form of exercise and enThe Pexy in fact got up in the cepted At the University tertainment back of Utah students may now play And exclaimed Dean Dancy golf for their gym credit while was righto ithe nearest thing Logan has to a golf course is the college quad There are things that seem to with its four hidden holes For a paltry sum the college grip you And make your blood run cold could put flags in these holes role And such was this and I want out the “greens” for a few feet to hiss on each side of the flags and At Bus Berntoson and the rest cut these gredns two or three of his crew times a week Maybe you know what I mean my friend In this statement made so bold Barbs Revolt Against But tis the truth I speak and Social Obscurity justice I seek For “No more money” the buzrvi' The idea of “Aggie” Democracy zer was told has been drawing card for prosWhere are you going pective students Often it is the Welti my iad for chasing the deciding On this balmy day of spring? school for ponit their higher education Why I’m going away to Chicago But what a disappointment lad awaits them They come here with To hear the professionals sing intentions and ideals — But what does the prexy think glowing to receive "frat or sorority fail of this plan they are When the Glee Club’s on a tour jewelry” and find that Oh he says just rattle an old just nobody socialiy There is no organized group for them to turn tin can spirits” are And they’ll think your at the to Many “choice about the campus wandering door waiting for an opportunity to do things and be somebody but it’s And as to you A N old dear unless they are human Where and why are you going impossible to do this alone They dynamoes so soon the backing of an organized I am going to see the depart-Pe- need group Since there is a limited number He got in a mess this noon of frat and sorority members and Some frosh you so our get since many students want to join names confused In his class one hundred and them there is between 500 and 800 unorganized students on this camthree So were going to get our initials pus These students are REVOLTING They object to being straight They are awakening to And settle this jumboree their rights and asserting themThe worm is turning if It was upon a night so foggy selves so wish to look at it so watch Creme de mint had made me you out The majority is with us and groggy we are organizing As I watched a picture on the wall Then it came as though a memory— memories So dear to me Long I pondered thoughts did wander of the picture on the wall Frank it seemed to mutter memThat’s one gorgeous tiling about ories did clutter randy you ran always enjoy it On my heart strings evermore whether shared with friends or You are waiting evermore You consumed alone 1 ! 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Now SOCIETY EDITOR RUTH MATTSON J NONA BEAN SOCIETY ASSISTANTS AND GAIL BCNDERSON STAFF MEMBERS r who are you with your eyes so blue And a voice of the whispering type Why I’m Frank West the Freshmen’s test And the time for expulsion is ripe But you forget old dear and I’m sad to hear That Dr Henderson cheated AM ZETA TO AND ROSES 8m editorial £ix Months — $ COME NEXT MAY George R Henderson president of the National Honorary Agriculture Fraternity on this campus informs us that official installation for Alpha Zeta will be about the middle of May 1930 The Beehive club was organized in the school of agriculture to work on a petition to Alpha Zeta They have worked over a year for being recognition the petition sent in last December It was passed unanimously by all the chapters and the High Council of Aloha Zeta Alpha Zeta Is recognized as the Honorary Agricultural largest Fraternity in the World Hence to be one the May Installation is of the biggest things to come to Utah for some time High Chancellor Dennis who lectured at the last Utah Educational Association -meting in Salt Lake inspected the petitioning group on the campus All the high council are to be here for Installation which is very unusual in installations The Fraternity is composed of Junior and Senior students selected from the school of agriculture and whose grades are In the upper 40 per cent George Henderson is President Louis Madsen Is Vice President Lee Clark Secretary Delbert Fau-ce- tt Treasurer and Dick Julan-dreporter er Eight Take Tests For U S Position Diary of a Co-e- d Some People claimed last week I’m running true to sex and that always suspected girls of even ill their diaries But VandL doesn't gossip just they gossiping observes I wonder if Kathryn is taking The Psalms a Bible lit class up thine eye unto the say "Lift ” hills — Kathryn’s Rone one better and lifted up her eyes unto a Cliff Still they say this Is the age of women’s rights — and they all claim strokig minds of their own But Alice believes In letting a The big Bully man govern hers even called her out of class yes terday This stuff about women making j their own place in the sun is getting truer every day Even Thelma has taken fortune by the iCruik) shank and gone The popularin for popularity ity contest seems to be the quesMost feilmvs tion of the day think that if there are any chances for a majority win the Gretta Has (1 am Jennie told me that some time ago she nijuired of the Powers that Be what course to pursue The answer came— ‘‘Go West She did Young lady go West” to her Call Elma too resoonded “ some time ago Ralph asked Joe if he’d Sez Joe “Marian (ne)” ‘Sine! pseudo sophisticate you think we’d had a quarrel Afton betraying sleepless rites went to sleep in her eight o'clock class the other day guess there’s a Hull lot back of that Mi aa foi fir sci ) h in rer :aj ny blark leather enEight students and graduates a comof the Utah State Agricultural pact two keyscontaining check book red were at Federal buildthe college and numerous Sheaffer pen ing Wednesday taking the junior smaller articles Wbll the iinder civil engineering aind the junior return it to either StuThe tests were please agronomist test dent Life office or President ofunder the direction of FW Rich fice — Phvllis Boyle of the Cache national forest LOST— One velope purse 1 cli he y 1 I io B Benion Leland K Hill Vaud Rollo W Woodward took the E Larson G Robert Gregory teat The other Wallace Liddle and Fred agronomist seven are Owen J Olson Vertial 3a Sta int ug hi I ion The Place You FeelGive At Home are us a call equipped to serve —We fully ini you — MODERN BARBER & BEAUTY PARLORS 13 West Center Street — Phone 1240 TRY OUR “NATURAL” PERMANENT WAVES jP Jr For High Grade Cakes Rolls and Pastry Remember ROYAL BAKERY B he Manufacturers of Marvel Milk Bread We Serve Bakery Lunches 118 North Main tee 101 ind tor Logan rlsi not Jr la A Wilkinson’s The best place to buy your Books Magazines School Supplies and Fine Stationery etc I |