Show STUDENT LIFE Page Two WHY SHOULDENT COLLEGE BE OPEN FROM 6 TO 8 P M QUERIES STUDENT? Keail Editorial “Why The ROSES Published Weekly by Student! of I tch State Agricultural College - Logan Utah Printed by the Earl & England Publishing Company mall matter September 19 1908 at Iagnn Utah Fail oral as second-classpecial rate of under the Act of Mutch 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at1927 authorized 3 October of 1103 Act In Section for postage provided 1918 22 August s RONTAI Al1 EDITORIAL STAFF n FLAMM McENTIRE HULME EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR AND SKUNKWEEDS This colynm Is for the student Any roniploluts or complUneuta are reserved here letters must le short and signed Names withheld on request Oh! That Library Clock Of all the nefarious falsefiers I have acquired a growing disgust for its grimy marble face and I feel eternally ailing hands an almost personal hatred for the members of the class of 1910 Must they show in this way their contempt of all dilligent Aggie freshmen striving to keep up to time? This year alone a huge majority of freshment have been entrappSrORTS STAFF ed by the hypocrisy of that an EDITOR cient timepiece the CONRAD HARRISON — symptoms FRANK FONNESBECK JAMES MtCUXE BOYD' PUL- - are so easily identified that even ASSISTANTS casual observer can tell when the LEY the critical moment has arrived The new students expression sudBUSINESS STAFF denly changes one of animation MANAGER and interest to one of blankness — II P CANNON de ASSISTANT MANAGER that may even border ORA GREAVES The devo'T ent ’ of WATUJN MANAGER ispairthe- mal'aSy is cliafaeihLie'd by an overpowering desire for action 13 1930 Number 17 Volume XXVIII The frosh either breaks into a Friday January high run or sinks back into his seat despondently sure that Fate CORRESPONDENCE COURSES IN UTAH STATE has marked his name in black all that momentous through There are in every community some people who have a yearn- freshman year the poor green-lin- g school must continue with It is for this the ing for education but are unable to attend only to decide at class of people that the correspondence division of the college is highest hopes must be that what must be maintained Married men teachers working for certificates last and that the best possible remedy salaried men wanting higher positions young men and women is for the class of ‘‘33” to have who have to earn their own living and many others have all found i patience and in the day of judge- ment to present their Alma Mater correspondence courses very practical and satisfying in their with a trusty Ingersoll to the division H of the correspondence Linford supervisor scope Dr J glory of all future freshmen - PAT HAGGERTY TYPIST MARTINEAU JESS PROOF READER — THELMA PETERSON KRM HICKMAN MEXICAN ATHLETICS RHTII MATTSON SOCIETY EDITOR NONA DEAN HELEN OVERFELT SOCIETY ASSISTANTS ORPIIA FAYLOR ORALIE CRAGl'N RAY HOWELL REPORTERS RAY B WEST Jr IOLA HICKMAN NED MARKSHEKFEL JEAN HAZEL SOWARDS ROBERT IIADF1ELD JOHN LOOSLE MARION REDFORD MARIE CALL LAVRA NELSON PHLEGMATIC POLONIES SALS: that library clock is the worst LIN-FOR- - says that students oftentimes get more of the real subject matter through their correspondence courses than students who attend PARKYOURGUM the regular school classes This is possible because the college student is part of the class while the correspondence student is the whole class He has to answer not only one question but rather all ON BANNISTER of them Then too students who have- courage enough to take these courses are of the type that really intend to work WAIL IS CO-E- D j In 1927 and 1928 there were 290 courses given to 375 students The enrollment of the present year will probably be about the I never really noticed before same the College having maintained practically the same level how important banisters are 1 during the past few yeai's A fee of $500 is charged for 5 hours mean banisters On the stairsto But do credit ‘Additional work is given at the rate of $100 per credit or the other day after trying my shreiking muscles re$300 a half unit There are given at the present time slightly splits to fused manipulate while going over 200 different courses ‘At present Prof Leon D! Hardy is! up and down steps so I had to on the banisters Surely back spending all of his time teaching sociology and economics by mail fall Mrs J’annie Vernon English instructor spends one half of herpjt tohefirststep time with this department Other courses in which the registraclutch the banister in the manner tion is not so great are taken care of by the regular professors or of a drowning man clutching a log and then in agony draw the else graduate students — Jean Linford other up to meet it Try it some time after you have attempted to WHY THE RECESS? tie your legs into a knot around The doors of the main building close at six o’clock sharp your hegd or have ridden for miles on an twenty or every night They open again at eight and dose for the night at army horse thirty that had lumbago ten During the interval from six to eight p mf many students you’ll appreciate the banisters also are forced to stand out in the cold or go over to the gymnasium Now comes the reason for all Complaints of this arrangement are frequently voiced by students this— My friends where do you park your gum where it has lost who find it necessary to remain on the hill until late its last full measure of flavor? In the fountain? Behind the radiIt is inconvenient to carry one’s wraps and books about all ators? Under the seats in the evening simply because the main building will be closed at six yet chapel? Behind your ear Fine— that is what must be done under the present plan but let me tell you the best place to park it so that it will be enPerhaps the College authorities are not aware of the need or tirely inconspicuous but reach the the num’pf of students who are affected or will be affected by most people On the banisters! innocent babes that somethis matter We feel however that the problem is an urgent one The times grace our halls whose pedaJ and we also feel that it would be greatiy appreciated extremities are not sufficiently to enable them to go up IF THE MAIN BUILDING AND THE LIBRARY WERE strongdown stairs alone will hang OPEN CONTINUOUSLY FROM EIGHT A: M UNTIL CLOSING and onto the banister make immediate TIME AT NIGHT THE STUDENTS OF THE COLLEGE connection with your wad mop it WOULD BE GREATLY BENEFITTED AND SUCH AN AR- over their faces into their hair RANGEMENT WOULD APPRECIABLY ENCOURAGE STUDY or clothing and thereby make your gum serve a real purpose Or the aged professors — think of —Marion Redford them and how pleased they woula " be to have their venerable finThe College needs some sort of bulletin board in the main hall gers stuck up with your out Half of the time when the secretary’s office has a call for a worn Wrigglies of Juicy Fruit student the student can’t be found A bulletin board would be a Then there are the foot ball or basket balls stars who have great help It could be used to other advantages also brought glory to the dear old alma mater but have been incapacitated In doing so I am sure SPARROWS they would be delighted to have When I was a boy I lived on a farm—" your gum grace their philangej because they used the banister — Outside of the cow stables was a to assist Jh ersu- -u — hot reekingnpftr of mannrt— — J agaui some one from Mrs Car- ptis?irsOr lisle's dancing class of Harry Reynolds art class would love to come in contact with your gum I thoroughly enjoyed it mi I am sure any one would Think of the other people serve your fellow men — aftsr you have chewed and popped your delecAnd I laughed at them But since then I table morsel of gum for a week have seen human sparrows — or ro be collegiate and park it or the banister —let some one else Some folks are courteous because they are built that way have some fun with it and when you — Usic5LyouiaMetetrtreriescmT have trsrecpuriisbecaiisetheyfi£urqiti5£q-Qiiatever the motive courtesy costs nothing— but it pays amaz- - a hell of a good time pulling gum ingly large dividends Courtesy is an investment not a speculat- - out of your hair and off your for Motor Age the rest of Eternity eyelashes —Marie CalL And I saw'sparrow’s scratching in this dung heap — scratching and chirping — — hunting for seeds — making life out of that that had been discarded — “Change the kind of clothes you wear with every change of A good weather” writes a noted scientist That’s all right during this the halls remedy would fickle January with some body who has a lot of spare time and few benches and nothing else to do “I can tell you You Feel At Home The WePlace are equipped to serve you — Give us a call— fully ¥ ILL 6010 Kraus' PARLORS MODERN BARBER & BEAUTY I ’ll) 13 West Center Street— Phone TRY Ol R “NATURAL" PERMANENT WAVES College Slanguage Different on Each Campus Well! Well! Well! (OUR OWN REIJEYE IT OR NOT) By ALAN HULME I sure took a merry heating last spa-r- a and Pm nigb onto busting off the squad Got a smoke-uhi excry course just berause I didn't or rrack a book do any crash an exant Guess Pil have ta get on the boat do a little and lay eff queening the frozen otlrt’ GiUil I Ths sounds like Greek to the average student but the Stanford “rough" “Bud in the s at Antioch college at Yellow Springs Ohio plan to ask gentlemen for engagements to call for them in taxicabs take them to dine and pay the bill— of course Co-ed- g REPUTATION 1 AN ON BUTTON apple-polishin- g -- ELECTRIC Freshmen will be barred from the Junior Prom at McGill Iniversity this tmlerT merely meant to imply to his “pal”i that he “got the bud hung on him" at the Unyxisity of Illinois are petitioning permission to hold in the last terras xtork and that be Martivrs Who Died for a Cause oneFraternities house dance year to last until 2 a ra was likely to flunk out of school who insisted on eat-H- e The -gjnk course got a valentine- in every j hi bread buttered on both for Hie simple reason that lie didnfLtJL WITH ONLY 29$ UNIVERSITY OF OREGON STUDENTS SUSPENDED art "do hookworm hit a hook” the THE END OF THE LAST ijUABTKR FOB POOR WORK AT THE or “hit an exam” The only solution OR THIS The fashionable clubman who IDWEST NUMBER IN REGENT YEARS REGISTRATION ill view was to “get off the dime” do a walked five days and six nights WINTER IJI AliTER WAS APPROX IMATKIV THE SAME AS THE little “luighlee fine to wear the squeak UOURKSPONDING QUARTER LAST YEAR Exen in an effort and to quit “fussing the then it is doubtful that the uninitiat- from his shoes ed would gather xery much knowledge Students under eighteen years p f age at the University of from the jargon of either the "rough” Rectent Inventions for Omaha will be arrested if After trying desperately or “Joe college man” they are out on the streets of town after two- davsto loam to ice skate Tin — x avia tm nf of --- d h- e- Slang- - pafTioS aTiTtet shc dhferent rates bet wren the student device its done hi a of the various American colleges skating Thirteen members in good failing is the lioast of the “f’rinee of Wales (Tub” position A student sitting colone from transferring formed by a group of middle west students A broken bone resulting from lege to another feels like a foreigner You Robertsen is' considering lauding off a horse admits one to tbe club until lie masters the current language bids for editing an Eneyrlopia of of the new school for Frateruseful information A PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH AT SAKUUSE UXiAERSIXY CLAIMS if nity Goats Among other things THAT BIGGER AND BETTER SWEAR WORDS ARE TDK (KAINU NEED Imagine your embarrassment someone invited you “to get on the it bow many OF THE NATION TODAY will contain just are on college gravy train" and then you suddeniy windows there disrovered that he merely wanted you hill and how many electric light The A' M (' A dormitory at tile University of WlMonsin has a regulation “to spear a bean” bulbs are on mJn street so that all students may at least forbidding slraving between : 13 and 8 a REDFORD At Stanford university the “fussers —MARION have a (Trance to wash their ears before the right o'ekuk classes “bail-out" a guide” heroines the bookworm” becomes a "dry-ballSAY ON and men and women will fie paid $1 an hour for drinking Thirty-si- x a is termed an A student ran’t ‘flunk out” an ebbing sea of froth and foam coffee by the psychology department of Columbia University Ijke of Stanford because he is “busted off The words come tumbling This is being done in an attempt to settle the controversy over the the quail” is heard at Palo Alto as Senseless nothings that say on merits and demerits of coffee snake” The Stauford “rough” doesn't In starvation fuss” he “queens” but the result is Caravans of the same He ‘drags one of the frozen Clipped from a November 1913 Student Life: 500“ instead of “rating a date xxth a Bored victims of a heartless tyrant Dear Editor: (an't we do something to revive some of the old favorite songs of a few years ago? Squirm and sweat in silent misery Act like a spring immortal “Heidelberg"’ a very pretty song is not sang often enough And the “Eton Stanford men never get “ranned-upBoating Song has not keen heard in out1 halls for “a coon's age” There are °r “polluted” but that doesn't mean The words flow on unreasingly ardor also a number of other sougs and yells too that should be heard more often that they are “teetotalers” Thev mere- Babbling chattering in hopeless let us see what we fan do to Improve the present condition ly get “rroeked” “gowed” or “boiled” The Bell! Man we’re free! A Student They get “smoke-tips- ” from the regis- Diiorxxarii we dash in unison trar's office Instead of the familiar Behind that voire of madness valentines” at midterm and then they Still drones on have to “get on the boat” instead of Tills sketch ( tune during a class that getting off the dime” and “crack a book” rather than “hitting the books” seemed etiiliessj I'm sure most of the students have felt that xvuy lit times first year men at the southern wear “dinks” In place of “rook — Marion Bedford Last night Theta Alpha Phi Inis and upper classmen don “monkey Wife (to her husband who is honorary national dramatic frajackets” or “straight jackets” instead 77 NORTH MAIN of “soup and fish” to attend formal peering over cliff) — Don’t stand so ternity held final initiations for dances If they make a mistake they close to the edge dear someone the following pledges: oralie never “get the liird hung” on them but with a sense of humor might Francis Cragun Carma Hazel come along merely “take a merry beating” Sowirds Milton Johnson Anna Formal Etiquette Don'ts— “Joe college" wonders why the Lutle until Merrill Elma Rowberry Don't rent your suit ipugh doesn’t speak English and BAGGAGE and Rex Dibble Miss' CAB— TRAN'SI ER get civilized but then the average y°u’re sure it s that kind of a Bancroft Household Goods and Anna Bess attended the riterals Pianos civilian xvondrrs what they both are party Trunks — Unnyon Trips —Trucks and became an honorary memtalking about and marvels at the Don’t wear boots or Uinsed Cars ber modem college man’s to express color contrast ability X 419 East 2nd himself in Logan Utah A banquet colorful descriptive at the Bluebird Don’t forget to wash PHONE 31 1 terms that are direct to the followed the ceremonies with point a neck— you’ll need it for President Emmerson Abbot act- ite purpose later on ing as toastmaster Mrs Weston i 00 111 1 ” “stool-pigeon- " “apple-polishe- nexer-etidiri- g g over-stuffe- d co-e- ” Theta Alpha Phi ROYAL Hold Initiations Hat and Cleaning Shoe Parlor col-ev- e Shining Charles Little Theatre Players Rehearsing ‘Tommy” Jcast f°r the next Little Theatre presentation “Tommy" have been choosen Florence Ben- Hver?InLRiayJW£st Jr' have been eaL Other members of cl' st are: Laura Nelson H1® Ker- Mrs- c- - R- - Johnson Trotman La Peterson and Owen Collette Phene £pnkmln' 18 the chamber direction 'at orking Don’t fail to wear a stiff front it too before they are thru iwth the “Toasts to the Women Don’t call a taxi unless your girl’s slippers soles are thin Don’t miss the corsage— you know how flowers say “it” Don’t wipe your plate up with your roll (biscuit) — they probably have dish washers Don’t act as if you knew your girl came only to get the favor when she opens it Don’t be a pessimist — it cost the rest as much Don't foget to Join In the chorus of the girls' formal song — “Any dood'll do” — And If you do — You’ll be a riot- - my boy — you'll need nightly of commerce und-thof La PRene e Vernon an honarary member Professor Chester J Myers and Mrs Myers both charter members gave talks telling of the future past accomplishments aims and the ideals of Theta Alpha Pht Impromptu readings songs and speeches were given by the new members and the old r IfWHY WORRY ABOUT UOOKINGf-- Just Another Way of Saying Service Squires Cleaners - WilLlhi: Yntstake of pmim WK unmade ttw taking a Blue Flush collared overcoat fromSerge the upper main ha'! last AVednesday please return it to where it was hanging It contained a muffler and gloves it also contained valuable receipts which wiU necessitate an extreme search 1 3- — - —— Juniors Monday Jan Jan 25 Sophomor Sat Monday Freshman Feb — 20 — — Sat Jan I for standing in be to provide a All Seniors are urged to have their pictures taken immediately chairs There is only tomorrow and Satthe score of the urday left Utah Aggien-L'ta- h game before it The Juniors are to be taken We have discovered the world’s meanest fraternity man He starts” Jan 5 The Sophomores “What is it?” Jan 27 Feb 1st and The freshmade a “goat” wear an R O T C army uniform during goating “Nothing to nothing— before it men Feb period sCarte" Pictures MUST be taken on dates set The fuller the cup the sooner the spill —Ching Chow The difference between a co-e- d All Seniors are asked to hand and a traffic cop is that you get list of their activities a chance to slip in a word or their four years of collegeduring into The best way to get ahead is to use a head two to the traific cop the Buzzer office immediately 20-2- th - CAN Plume 171 FURNIbil EVERYTHING The Counter Where Ladies Eat THE DAIRY SHOP Proprietor 135 North Main : 7 - “w-- p- r Phone 1305 “ A AVomcf! i discarding shoes that are run down at the heel— that show a little wear at the toe of tbe sole or develop other minor defects that are easily repaired AVe do expert shoe repairing and make old shoes look 'as good as a new pair A’ou will find them just as comfortable as they ever were -- Mtslkke-Jf- GOODYEAR SHOE REPAIRING CO 77 - - " A RENT A PIANO Don't Neglect Your Music THATCHER MUSIC CO Kt REAL REPAIRING Good as New — Comfortable Too — Jan North Main SI REPAIRING 5A -- Buzzer Picture Schedule The following dates have been set for students to have their picture taken for the Buzzer Seniors Monday Jan 13 - ete QKii T'oilrxi--a URi ALBERT DAILOF SHOE t BUT THE APPETITE ' v¥i1ssiilgTfrom bail rack brown coatAnY°Re find-- u itop ease notify Student Life £ office Clyde Littledike Johnson R North Main St Next to Royal Shoe Shine Parlor WhereJVilLYou Teach Next Year? 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