Show r STUDENT LIFE Page Two ‘Are fraternity men so indecent that a young lady dare not enter Well! Well! Well! IT OB OVR OWN BELIEVE a-fr- house unchaperoned?’ ('oiuiuat” llcr at —Read editorial Redford Reviews Initial Scribble NOT) to the Rules “ Wi AND ROSES THE UPLIFT i SKUNKWEEDS Published Weekly 1t Students of Utah State Agricultural College Ity ALAN III LME Logaa Utah Printed by the Eml A England Publishing Compaay Tlif International Association of Tramps has asked Vienna police to allow 1908 19 at s second-clasmatter mail logon Utah the organization to hold Its t!)30 annual congress in that city September Entered as of rate at 1N!7 for special 3 mailing Aceeptance under the Act of March 3927 authorized Neb Editorial aonmn women! fat Wih-sHerld Owing to the lark of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 ISAugust 22 spare a ad the rush f editing this issue several births and deaths will he postponed until net week STAFF Editor FLAMM-UAV- IS RONALD Three of fifteen students at a medium school in Milwaukee have gone to — Associate Editor MoKNTi Associate Htlfter court to receive return ef their tuition claiming that the affair was a big HULME — fake One of the students touched a ghost and got a haildfQtl tt“cheesecloth Manager H P CANNON -- AsaisUat Manager tlBA GREAVES Clipped from the Utah Chronicle: Moo! 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Then there was the Aggie Circulation Manager L MARK NEt’BEUGER Coarad Harrison who thought a cowslip was a mere bovine indiscretion — SPORTS EDITOR Evan H Winfield Arjtre Singh SPECIAL WRITERS Thelma Peterson Kyra Hickman MEXICAN ATHLETICS A taken at Harvard university brought forth the fart that 102 Pat Haggerty Smithssurvey TVPIST are registered In the school this year The'Ttrown" family Is a Martiueau Jess PROOF READER second— with only 56 being registered By Marion Bedford “The Scribble” Announcing yesterday It was placed on sale at Ecce Melior Via! 15c a cony “The Scribble” by the way is— A medium of expressstuion few the Literary-minde- d ' dents of the college Published If there were any prize which in magazine form by members could be given for the most upliftof the Scrib- ing act of the week we saould and members-to-b- e It to a certain Epsilon who ble Club uqder its guiding lights June Monsen Ronald Flamm and tlie other day initiated an East Alden Lillywhite Indian student into one of the most we will practices of the sketch Interesting the In following state frankly what we think of A C and while The Indian was calling on his the various articles only an opinion It may be con- Epsilon friend and during the sidered an honest one evening he noticed a short woodCoincidence” by Clare Hayward en paddle in one comer of the character sketch room “What is that”? he politeIs a rambling REPORTERS an ending that makes you ly asked with ROBERT HADFISLP FRAXK FOXXESBECK RUTH MATTSSON out nne Kansas students of of at the University Eight regard cribbing start Hayward has succeeded in “That" replied his host with BOYD PULLET DE VOTA MIFFLIN OIIPHA FAY LOR as sometimes Justified a recent (uestioimaire showed JOHN LOOSLEE IOIA HICKMAN NONA BEAN fooling us cleverly He creates a malicious twinkle in his eye “is a new type of Agricultural ITT RAE MASON NED MARKSHETFEL JAMES M’CANN Fa— Freshman girls at tlie University of Pennsylvania atmosphere that is contageous Philadelphia MARION BEDFORD JEAN LINFORD ORALIS CRAGCN must constantly have at least three nickles on hand to pay fine for breakB West Jr makes you live implement want to see how it Ray FLAMM LE VERLE IIAZEL SOLARDS RAT HOWELL ing rides It has been suggested that the cognomen “nlekle pursers” he sub- again in “Arrival” the sensations works?” BAT B WEST JR JINS MON SOX stituted for “frosh” The Indian assented and someof one in a train which is bout to is Jerky and what wonderingly "assumed the treatment The stop 10 11 1929 Nmber December Volume XXVIII Wednesday The Washington university coed siiemis more money on tobacco products incoherent but it Is written in a angle” but an instant later the movies candy and iee cream than tier male classmate a questionnaire shows highly Individual style We Epsilon brought down the board being startled bv his word upon his tender person and his to the Rules Committee An Open howI that wonder changed to In one month it was found women students spend an average of $3 on studies in “Ending Ralls” -t -- theatre S forreamly vtnd ire ereafn $4 TonohaiTpfBHuf-fs-' "“ifon&IdTIamm writes drama!- -' must have echoecTfrom theRoc£ I baV£just read the college regulations governing SOCiaLiMis42The authors of this doc- and S3 for miscellaneous ically and may be recognized In- les to the Himalayas organizations and personal conduct breathby his rollicking ument are undoubtedly stalwart and honest characters and have stantly The R O T C marksmen from the University of Utah outsliot the Salt less style Five Delta Nus are leaving the He writes freely and I welfare for to intended greatly Lake police In a match field in Salt Lake City recently On the everyone’s legislate sincerely A C this fall to carry gospel sunFlamm of Our criticism university boldly Howrange the cadets won by five poiuts aad on the police range by three points is that his subject matter Is some- shine Into the unlighted stretches respect them in this and admire their disposition to uplift ever strong exception is taken to the first sentence of Article times questionable nis studies of the great world They are in Cnitah this year with amazing success Out are “Youth two I can’t justify it but instead think it to be intolerably of Football ofwas introduced Thinks of Love’’ forsaking the attempt to make a squad twenty men only one of wlwm had ever seen a football game “Daughter of Jezebel” “The Kiss” perfect our little college cosmos extreme The statement alluded to is “Girls are not permittee Coach Taylor evolved a team that won three of its four league games Further and are going forth to raise the and “To a Young Woman” to enter fraternity houses except on the occasion of organized more their goal line was only crossed once during the entire Reason and only peoples of the world up to everTown” one man was Small from The a taken “About As by this I of make because of criticism game injuries chaperoned” parties properly Robert HadfieJd is a sketch that lasting glory regulation I want to say that I think I catch the spirit back ef it Incidentally this might be exa highly developed sense The notes 1963-were from Issues the displays following of Student Life clipped and commend it but at the same time the letter is too contractec Tlie staff column shows to wipe out the New Years Elmer (i Peterson as associate editor and Kay B of observation but it breaks too pected Curse the spirit West in charge of the paper’s stmieut affairs for my appreciation and I think thru of the to interest hold the often department has been given faulty outlet We liked it anygeneral reader Then are any number of A C “A C U 15 —Salt Lake High School 0 Our vletory over the high school way Let me ask a few questions: Is a frat house a dive where students who think that football more has tlian otherwise from the it is fart that significanre our find victory “Winter Dawn” by Florence is the consummation’ girl’s morals are to be impaired ? Are fraternity men so Indecent In two years of all though it is but one of the many that we expect this year” Benson is a poem that displays bat in the welter of those good that a young lady dare not venture within their abode unless her who Miss Benson unusual has power 7 grandparents are eatrain to protect her with shot and shell Am “Bay West announces that lie has a one hour rourse in which he is doing sensitive word sense and paints yearly prostrate themselves before I to be voted such a lack of confidence as to be forbidden the priv-eleg- a lagli quality of work” the fetish of this great god we skillful “What I mast not forget that there ocof courtesy to extend a lady friend entrance to ray chapter is also her work Can Feel” “West declares he will get married If his folks do not soon return" casionally arises a new type of house while I put my books away or change a coat? Suppose a “Memories” by Betrice Williams student whose vision Is not conmixed group of four or five were frolicing on an afternoon ant is a sketch that is interestingly fined to goal posts and chalked “The football are of to Cache boys a thinking Junction— just written but when we finished read lines One taking someone suggested going to the frat house and listening to the trip Junior we know holds for an outing” radio or some dance records It really would be an excellent Ing it we felt that we had missed a responsible position In the schbeen1 could have that ool and belongs to a prominent something thought as well as should be a very wholesome pastime Why Hereafter young men without must I be forced to' say that it is emphatically forbidden that our price to all partiea at tlie College” lady partners will be charged double placed there but wasn’t fraternity but prior to tire Turkey a short writes Monson June epic at Salt Lake had never witfrat houses are branded? Is it because I heard on (excellent He story called “It Rained When nessed a college football game Student Life and tlie Eugilsh detriment are now authority that a school superintendent of this state was found sharing Kuom 37 For Found Her” We were struck toy “Got all I could stomach in High to have had a' lady in his office and the door locked or that I office hours inquire of the manager” the proffessional feeling that Sshool” he says know a school principal who told me a sordid tale of his having from Us pages Only re ‘hi"k"B °f ahinS detect could we A few weeks entertained a lady rather unbecomingly in his office or is it that In fcShS!-Sl“'lnloccasionally s(Rfadme a number of The story our servitors ofagoLady Nicotine signs of the Amateur a pastor of an eastern church compromised one of his choir singstarted well carried on success- were “all tore up in their minds” “The band boys will shortly aps-a- r in aniforms trimmed ers or is it that some frat some place at some time may have with gold braid" fully and ended— satisfactorily over some tobacco had a wild party? If my questions were satisfied by one of the We say candidly that this is de- propaganda which was spread of Lake high school t accredited with cidedly a superior student answers submitted above the choice would make no difference prl"'!Md the campus Many even to me as one would have as much application as another ' And making the statement that Student Life is the best school paper 4n the state” wont so far as to hope that they a Worm “Who Wants Anyway” might escape the condemnation herewith an observation might be made that in general school the same vices they will have by “Pat" Haggerty is a sketch that of the college toy smoking superintendents and principals and their offices as well as pasmore wit But what of that? is well chosen as to subject but tors and their churches are still held in good Tepute Should not in But somewhat over emphasized the worse for them treatment their fond hopes have been t? muCm have frats and frat houses still be held in good repute and given It didn’t run free toppled into the dust A recent their sea and south stilted worthy recognition? slightly appeared land bubbles their Jbles uKeIr and report from a scientific experiwere There I am not pleading for license but for confidence a something good many points ment station gives unassailable hfhvi bubiea’ manner of it though They 11 have their : stock higher than law and ten times more worthy Law is the quick proof that even the most thorwrote a Marion Redford short ®arketand their new market and easy way to an immediate effect Confidence though requirough processing of cigarettes docs AH” d there wlH be bulls and bears poem entitled not remove more than a fraction and tact engenders profound appreciation and I ing ifeecommend In summary wp rooks and pigeons In of their nicotine Scribboth of them genuine stability a far more satisfying result than that attained number the Fall of '“The They will have ble” as modern worthwhile and All of which only goes to show lotteries and operas through law Why then- - shouldn’t the governing powers retract Mexican Athletics and elopethat one connot tamper with ments and cracket poets and good literature this bit of partial legislation and place the fraternities on the — evil One must either swallow ballets and burlettas and Italian (By Pete and Kyrme) same standing as sororities ? State College — it whole and accept the fearful Washington and singers French dancers and As a fraternity man I stand for to maintain high Last week Lionel Graves Washington State consequences or let it alone enevery second man In ideals I appreciate the understanding smile of confidence but noiseless radio a man invented a will be a broker or aa good coat college freshman is the author of tirely The devil win stand no or lawyer take offence at this particular ruling I think my opinion to be We went into a neighbor’s an Insolent and there will products be no “Only a Dream That Can’t Come adulterating of his a more cash payments house and did it with a hatchet entrenched by most strong fraternity men but the True” theme song for motion a true women will wear cashmeres and pictures which has been accepted Many message is spoken Horton C Miller: Girls— You can get a dimple in the men will drink by the De Luxe company of Holly- through false teeth champagne yoar cheek by sleeping on a col- and the girls instead of learn-m- g wood California Graves is xfrom' The i appearance of yonr hat to cook and mend clothes Yelm lar bone Try Navy Cut Ladies is the cornerstone of your will be taught to chatter bad Lola Lane popular movie star By Berne Jacobsen Miss Dancy says that is wasn’t French and worse Spanish and will sing the number over the reputation The rumbling presses have rolled off pages and filled an apple in the garden of Eden to get their husbands Into Jail— Hollywood radio station and it pages but their will be no jails In those will also be broadcast from ChicaRoyal with words about women smoking The pros have spoken and but just a green pair Cleaning days for they will have bankrupt go New York and San Francisco cons have protested & Shoe The reams of copy that have been written Shining laws and three-quartTo the man who can laws and would fill a space a mile square— maybe more The sentences set 77 North Main two-thiListen to a long Joke laws and the limit end to end would bundle up the world like a Christmas a at Smile will be as poor as joke the big package county Charles R Johnson tied by the clumsy fingers of a five year old child ' There will be no more comfortLaugh at an old joke CAB— TRANSFER A BAGGAGE a on And him Joke able tea— appreciate I and am innocent drinkings’ M0NSEN MEAT Regardless suffering with an intense desire to add my self and dances but tpey will have their Planes Houitfljold Goods' little bit ( — Trtirks — Trunks Trips Canyon the editors- -balls and MARKET routes and con- or Closed Cars Dedicated this Bunk Dept to versazlones and fetes and fiddle"T"! noobjtitm to WornSn' smokingT A "cigarette them QUALITY 811 PHONE sticks daintily poised between the thin red lips of a wee little lady has a People will dine by 449 N 2nd East SERVICE ' lagan Utah candle-ligof week days and subhmity that can be appreciated by layman and artist alike SANITATION Is Freshman— rank nobody will go to church on The thing that jars me however is the woman who smokes man with oneWhat WE DELIVER PHONE 09 star afternoons! Sunday Folks will showing the while that she is doing a rather devlish thing doesn’t Soph— Sheriff be knowing In wines and cookery seem to enjoy her cigarettes at all makes a poise of each and and paintings and and Cheek to cheek and no one music players is continually glancing around the room absorbed whollypuff and know nothing of their in the protested the music without own affairs effect she is creating They will go to they’d be arrested fashionable churches as an The pitiful thing is that nobody’ notices amusement and to fashionable Now I wish humbly enough to make a suggestion to the ladies AD Flesh gaming houses as a business The Way who woo the weed The girls will learn the waits of Get a good strong pipe Procure a cut of the Germans and their mammas Navy plug (ten cents at any tobacco store) Buy a jack knife and slice enough for a Imagine If you can that you to flirt like the French The hejmen lA 17SP a il-fi- ao bog flame-acros- s atirUbl-Iujie fj Play the fpfakmU)1 you Then He Is gently men will try to be boys uTthetobacco is evenly aglow Draw deeply and slowly American they will have all manner of that you Informing In this fashion and in this fashion alone is the full a from ' patent pair of luxury of mothers in the future will all be quackery i tobacco enjoyment attained flirts that aged gentlemen will loops to hold up their breeches ’ to a Then lady there is no man of off on like un practiced youths patent way paying living who will have the temeritv carry doctors will handle moon- the rational debt and they will to criticize you for smoking -- 'ttU that run heels after the of shine and that people every will Us Replace —Courtesy U of Washington Daily purchase articles on the install- quack who cames among them ? Is and himthink he the devil ment plan A self broken ef has he not half glass in your ear pane though But a certain Dr McGraw (first Make Use of t name lost) did make such an as- the sense of the dirty little devil will cause you only a slight temstudents us let of inronvenienre if the I have that And Just you mapy 11 At least a porary College get the full beBefit of the sertion and more discharged! Ve library? wager there are many students who have never writer for “The Talisman” for the doctors will quarrell about repair M The work will be done The will be used moonshine and ruin the charcter quickly glass 1827 In a story “The Legend of used the card catalog since they btfcan school in September The prire you f superior quality The Devil's Pulpit” claimed that of the profession and themselves 13 Perhaps the most valuable as well as be a pleasant surprise v?rary important did Furthermore the writer by telling the truth about one pay will single unit connected with the institution and those students who he another But I shall be gone tall now : records that he stated possessed do not know how to find reference works or to secure ere then— sufficient for the day material for to prove It Is the evil thereof” research are laboring under a distinct Is how see he said “Yes” I it Logan Hardware Co We would suggest to every studentdisadvantage The eh? who is not thoroughly These poor people too must go Quit a prophesy JanReview north American for a flesh Half of ail With llbra!T methods and the way Phone 183 regulations to make it a point century hence they will be as uary 1828 called this a “comic" 10tl080’ —Marion Redford narration— Flamm as Londoners With the wicked v This rely tun Is for the student Any complaints or compliments are rcsprwl here Letters must tie short and signed Names withheld oa request Ileh! Heh! Heh! RE-AL- A ' en-Joj- ed Flamm — Here’s a good one for your pa i per: The American took the Englishman to a dance in the Palais D’or Said the American: What do you think of that young couple dancing over there?” “All right” said the Englishman “But they are married aren't they?” —A N Oil! Goodness! Why don’t you put more jokf in your paper? You arc trying to be too serious — R- - iAA Letter xfun! V iinSSRlZ -- Dear Editor: I wish you would get more original jokes in “Student Life” Most of them are clipped from “College Humor” 4 ce word-pictur- es r Zat So? I over-diligen- —m Dear Editor: I see your editorial “Why Have a Stadium” did some good We have five games in Logan next year ' X N I Don’t be Run down at It looks bad the Heel Let us fix your shoes so that you can walk right fair-twinkl- ed ' i'“ SWEMDENES 115 North Main — Logan pro-ducti- in tie-nlc- os REPAIRING ! long-sufferi- ’ t SHOE Hat Parlor er rd ' ht Jlh'll T REAL REPAIRING Good as New— Comfortable Too Women make a great mistake in discarding shses that are run down at the heel — Hut shew a little wear at the tee of the sole r develop other minor defects that are easily repaired We do expert shoe repairing and make eld shoes look as good as a new pair Yon vrill find them just as comfortable as they ever were ' GOODYEAR'SHOE REPAIRING CO 77 North Main St Next to Royal Shoe Shine Parlor Christmas Gifts of and-lhO-a- the-eUwtn- f- "Hosiery— Underwear Handkerchiefs Gowns— Robes— Coats Dresses— Millinery J Let Library It Shirley Mae Shop |