Show mv M‘ f' Page ws? STUDENT LIFE Tvvo Football rally card tricks worn out! Aggies lack originality!” moans Student Life editor - STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by Students of Utah State Agrlcnlturai College Printed by the Curl England ln llisbinj ROSES AND Well! Well! Well! (OUS OWN BELIEVE Mmgtn Company IT OUh OB NOT) DUS dtae ammnl “WeBo and The lUrMur club of Southern (aftldraia Ttnh Snide Week' November 4 to 8 to increase good wll nnti veal friendliness on mail lnstter Srpl ember 19 ’3908 at Entered ns eeeond-claiiof the Trojan ram pus tinder the Art of Starch 3 ls7 Acceptance for mailing at special rate October 3 1927 authorised postage proviileii for in Section 1103 Act of Attention the League: Dave VKedomm one f Lad' Nicodhe firid da record breaktine's moot devoted followers showed bis heels run tirkl at the I nhersity of WrShtngtou the arthor day ing (9nwd SKUNKWEEDS 1111 (SAvl I oo During one week of this month four different Vnttendtg Louses a the altfornia rampus were "damaged by fire VUgma University of ftontbern other (three fMnw Alpha Epsilon suffered the greatest loss estimated bouses mere Kappa Alpha Sigma No and l‘i ttajqMi Alpha 1 d l IV f Washington rjupjiiii pnewats eow year a box f cigars to the oldest graduate returning to tis dew Alma Mater at Homecoming time A store on PROOF REAItEU RUTH MATTSSON CMirHA FA1L0K NONA BFAN J A1IUS MCANN ORALTE CRAGUN RAT DOWELL RAT B WEST -- FRANK FONNESBECKROBERT HAUFIXLD BOYD P1XIXT IE YOTA MIFFLIN JOHN JjOOSLE lOLA HICKMAN’ ITT DAE MASON NEI MARKSHEFFEI MARION BEDFORD JEAN LINFORD LE VlSiLE FLAMU HAZEL SOrARPS JUNE IIONSON 20 1929 Number 8 Where’s That Aggie Originality? Soon it will be Thanksgiving and we will be doing the boom — boom— boom in Salt Lake City We wonder if the student body will make as good an impression as the football team? Two years ago the Aggies introduced a number of card stunts that placed them before the spotlight Since then outside of a few yells brought to earth this year nothing new has been advanced The same ideas have been hashed over and over again EfcoLiiewBess-feas-bewashed awayvAd while we wsaid-neveadvise the student body to discard the card tricks we would like to see the U S A C pop up with something that would surprise everyone This year the University of Utah is offering $75 for the best Thanksgiving rally stunt The U of V is a cocky bunch (I hope no English instructor reads that) They want to place their Farmer friends in the shade And they will do it too if the Aggies fail to adopt something different Ami the band can help too Why cant ft do something besides merely marching on to the field m the same old fashion and rehearsing the same stock maneuvers? w en Student Life Cries For Activities I I f ii iiLei-nit- Jew Mavriuooa REPORTERS JR Volume XXVIII Wednesday November the For several years past there has been a cry on the Aggie campus that every student in college should he afforded the chance of getting into at least one school activity As yet nothing definite has been done about it Rather tham creating more activities it seems to be a practice to annihilate those we already have At the present time the girls’ rifle team a major girls activity in our college is doomed to oblivion Not because the girls are poor shots not because enthusiasm for this particular sport is lacking but merely because they are running short f ammunition In the past it has been the practice of the national government to furnish the boys rifle team with ammunition Having no other source of gaining theirs the girls have “borrowed from the ample supply given the boys This year the government has not been quite so liberal with the ammunition and as a result the girls are unable to continue It seems a shame that for want of a mere $So or $40 worth or ammunition this noble activity must cease to exist Is the past the girls rifle team has made an admirable showing ia eeveralin-' ’ meets bringing credit to our school Student Life is heartily in favor of the Student Body or the College or someone in authority devising means whereby this team will be furnished with all the ammunition can shoot they A kiss from a Rio Rita girl with etory subscription to the tioplier University of Minnesota yearbook was to have been offered November 7 on I be Mimesota campus The dean however objected to this “tampering with the nudes” and the yearbook tales fed off Du November 6 1869 nivty years ago Rutgers and Ibdnreton tangled in the first euilegiate tool halt game Rutgers winning 6 to 4 Rndh foal counted one point and twenty five men represented earii roliege o o o o And then there is Hie prof who gives five questions on jLqui and tells you to take any five o o o FATHER A kin you love to Kwh TWINS Ton might he twins to me a Ft ways Great Deeds Are What Counts Claims Native of India t FASHION Arjan Singh that God Is great God is life God is omnipresent and that Qod is all and over all But the question is whether we really practice our belief probably not We i“J'lrp speaking worlmy Pleasures piea cures which are not real or lastbeour to And according yet ing lief God sees and watches all that we do even though It be in secret as nothing is hidden from him one for a second Suppose should get all that he can ever think of Gr say one becomes the king f this world What then? A great man speaking on this point says: What if men have subdued foreign lands and their soveremighty igns and have killed if they giants and demons! What have acquired the power of performing the eight miracles possess all the nine treasures and have filled their apartments with it os Leave It coed's kiss— that school Take A confection NOTE lost —Swan Eversharp Pencil mottled sray with initials Z M H on barrel Finder return to Student Life office and receive reward LOST— Black notebook with leather loose-le- af C Beal on corner and name of student oa inside of corner Finder please return to Student Life Office A at Bracelet football game Please return to Student Life Office if found or to Mary Dunkley personally A telegram found tacked to the men’s dressing room door sad signed by Coach Van de Graaf of the Colorado college reads as follows: “Dick Romney of Director Athletics Utah State Agricultural our One of College players left Elgin watch in your gym after is of yellow gold game Watch thin type inlaid "M” on back chain and gold football attached Would very much appreciate any help you can give towards locating Reward of ten dollars offered Regards and it hanks” Van de Graaf Any students having information about the watch will please get in touch with Coach Romhey Buzzer Editor William Ballard wishes to announce that all ty pictures must be taken on or before November 25th LOST— Sparkler bare-footed- !” the-worl- d stir-on- ng over-crowd- ed Girls Best Wives your own house the accompanied Moriarity College of Puget Sound football team on a trip and awarded a box of candy to Miss Dorothy Raleigh senior because she was the noisest girl of the group Many years ago Moriarity said he married a noisy Canadian girl Three children —all of them girls and noisy —came to them “When my daughters were just little tots" Monarity related ‘‘each week I offered a prize lor the one who made the most noise It sure was a noisy household but it was heaven- - to me - "One by one my daughters became brides and then my wife But I still give prizes to died the noisest girls I can find “Take it from me a noisy girl will make a noisy wife bnt noisy wives are wonderful wives if the fellows have sense enough to ap- prince-ridde- rg Jr Corner Hesse j “Twelve Thousand” is one of those plays that gives the spectator with sudden clarity the ability to see all of the patterns in a great historic tapestry In their true relations and- - propor- Lunch at Jensen’s (Somebody said: “The west pays millions of dollars for manure but not one cent for poetry) The Home of Good Things to Eat Delicious Toasted Sandwiches Hot Tamalies Chili and Meat Pies— Ice Cream and Candy You Gave Me Your Lips —To Ted Your lips are wine I drank Deeply And became drunk Heat rushed to my head W But as 1 staggered I grew serious— around When you gave me your lips Did you give me ' Your heart? —RE ‘ SHOE REPAIRING $ I f — ft ictures Jr 20-2- -- 22-2- 25-2- 29-3- 2-- 21-- -- : S' - ' 22 Jensen Candy Stores windows for Fresh Candy Special : For High Grade Cakes Rolls and Pastry Remember i ROYAL BAKERY Manufacturers of Marvel Milk Bread We Serve Bakery Lunches 118 North Main - tv"WHY e w F Watch oor -- -- ®rt - - noticed a clipping about “Dutch” Clsrk This Is a truly commendable your paper gesture on the part-o- f toward a building up of a fine our two between friendship This little article conschools cerning ‘Dutch” “sits” well with us at this time after having read a few columns in another conference paper notorious for Its “pouring” it poor sportsmanship on “Dutch” In the manner of some yellow sheet Clark is not on the only an gridiron but off the field as well We welcome Utah Aggies next yew i Colorado ASprings Tiger - Pi-de- rit s Thanx for Them Kind Words 1 s — The Place You Feel At Home Span-genbu- from-the-victim- — Non shatterable glass has such About Drinking a success in automobiles that A constant source of Irritation bootleggers are planning to use are the drinking fountains in it and about the main building of Thirsty students that the campus It has been suggested hair-raisicrowd eagerly about the fountains some body tell Joe Call a only to be disappointed and baffl story ed by the trickyness of small Fred Owen ana Bernice Boyle spurts of water shooting at rantook a walk to Mount Logan a dom A new top and a slightly largwhile ago Its funny how far these young couples win go to er stream of water would correct and condition this needless find solitude — would improve the condition of the main hallway Man Holds Noisy between classes usually his MAKES BOW SOON When a person dies to think ot or her relatives begin the financial accounts of that (Continued from Page One) person Bnt the angel asks lor war against the colonies the accounts of deeds themselves The whole play takes place to In fact these are the good deeds the summer pavilion of the pal- and the name of ths Lord which ace of & German princeling with will help one out of difficulties whose minister an English envoy All other remain here on is bargaining for 12000 peasants this earth things and would be of no “on the hoof” to he uniformed help whatsoever to the life to end shipped to America to light come the war that the English themby Some pleasures regarded selves found unpopular many as real are into fact evils degradaBut from this point in which and ultimately lead the action Is named on one can tion in this world and also in to come glimpse in the background the gathering colossal figures that These points deserve serious A MAIDENS PRATER are to brood over the destinies of consideration by all of us no Now I lay me down to sleep the next two hundred years One matter in what part of the world I wish I had a man to keep ring of English freedom under we may live And if there is a man under my the arrogant hand of the Georges bed is given to feel the restless e This is the sixth of a series of I pray he's heard every word I’ve hears the tragic voice of the articles by Arjan Singh Mr said peasant chattels of the German Singh is a native of India preciate them” — princes “shouting to the fields” at night one hears ‘the menacIf u are experiencing much ing clank of the already weighty competion allow me to coach saber of Prussia which would you Up to date methods which — IVe are fully equipped to serve you— Give us a call— preserve the man power to be won me success at the Sorosis a Into mould to of Prussia’s poured you— House will be imparted MODERN BARBER & BEAUTY PARLORS KLH making and one sees the falling See writer of this page IS West Center Street —Phone 1240 of the seed that had already PERMANENT WAVES TRY TEARL I JAMS’ REALISTIC sprung up in America and was to of the tail France Poet’s and Our stirring was even able to send down its n roots in the soil of te and--th- e We freshmen aren’t as narrow minded and high schoolish as some upper classmen are inclined to think “When the green cap affair was really explained to us girl there was not a frosh in college who did not consent Immediately to don the headgear that had at first nauseated us” — H L A KIMONO IS THE AVERAGE WOMANS STITCH IN TIME We ail believe and in the end depart MORONI OLSEN Pid-es- -- Frosh Not Narrow NOTE ffontier-liispiriiipthing- ira-trenl- -- Fete and Kyrme) (By Kap and a genflenian but you don't look like o o o Affording to the Utah fhroniele seven Kunilred and five men from a — total enrollment of only 863 students left the 4 diversity of 1 tab for the shell-tarn fields of Frame riesen years ago Uf tlw weven hundred and five who went over forty-si- x never returned General Pershing when lie wished the Tacoma Wash —Blaah blaah e school after! 1 woo Jeff grepterp-eataWiiat-'if thawwnioendty to take part tn llie war than any university within my knowledge in this many families have damsels with fOUlRl “Noisy girls make noisy wives Colorado Springs Colo faces like that of the Moon and but noisy wives are wonderful Student Life Editor: abunsuch in possess property One of the youngest eollege students in tlie I happened to be glancing over country is enrolled as a fresh-- : dance that their houses cannot wives” "" rthwestem University this fall He is Harold M Furtev of terCon- - contain! Without the name and You can take R J Mortality's the “Tiger” official student pubelsviUe Ohio who was only 13 years ok last and February blessings of the Lord all lie low word for It or you may try It in lication of Colorado College pursue the even tenor of their without any President Coohdge left jirotection that his son needed a bodyguard in the WINNER PROVES little Tural town of Amherst But young Huston and Ala friends at tions VERY POPULAR Tech are sure that he has the The oast thus far announced balance and tact Which will Moroni Olsen as lt enable im te adjust himself to Any person who failed to have includes: secretary - who "If any American under-gradua- get an education even with the his picture taken on the date daredtheto private upset the whim of his ever needed a body burden of being known as the set for his group will be charged prince Janet Young as guard at College claims Lester brightest of all hoys who won the thd prince’s mistress 1929) $150 instead of the customary whose seal Wtothrop in a copyright article Edison prizes” — ( Copyright — $100 in the Desert News “it is the and those taken after which was tospedsavethethemessage 12000 CAPTURE November 25th will be BNurged from sacrifice Addison Richards retiring youngster who labors SOROSIS HONORS FIRST IN under the handicap of being as the Sumner Chase ANNUAL BIG DERBY $200 It is important that these Cobb andprince known at the Massachusetts Franklin Rasmussen — pictures be taken soon for fra- both Institute of Technology as winner after several sea(Continued from Page One) ternity groups will be sent to the sons toreturning of the Edison prize contest: the company —as the Geron December 5th engravers come their nearest average man minister and the English that "William B Huston of Seattle and eliminate ambassador the star freshman In question” of Miss America they also haS Save your time your Joseph Williams as class Laving pic their group the Prussian “deus exmachins” pledges ture taken in one Wlnthrop continues “is doing ius among trip shortest the heaviest the skirt and C Talbot and W Kilby new level best to dodge the spot light additions to girl and the lightest girl entered The and the Tech authorities company's perare in five sororities sonnel as the the remaining contest the two brothers of helping him In every way possible been have one and were as fraternity follows Points awarded to lead a normal life and he is conscripted tote British America being held as the given the following dates for service really having a great time doing Miss to Buzzer pictures according ideal: it 50 35 and 15 points respec- William Ballard editor who re- COLLEGE BAND Huston is an extremely popular tively for first second and third quests prompt consideration of ORGANIZES PEP DIVISION A special He would easily have youngster to the average of height this announcementaHmade his way ifh£ hadn’t bean place charge will- - fee- - made-Jodistance weighContinued from Page One) not taken on these dates handicapped as being the Edison skirt to the floor ment xSl the pep band - InHe has joined the prize winner 2515 and 5 points respectively Sororities — 1 Nov cluded in these were: the ap Sorosis for first second and third dace PhlKappa Sirma fraternity 3 preciation f new additions to the “He Is a good fraternity man” in attendance Sigma Theta Phi — Nov 6 Hot uniforms a chance to win a Beta Delta The final standing of the varhis brothers are willing to say 0 Nov Zeta Chi and gold medal for loyalty Huston 3s not a book worm he ious groups was as follows: 3 Dec Gamma Xi Gamma FIRST: Sorosis —113 points ability and a chance te show our He is often found enjoys sports — athletes those of other colleges Fraternities SECOND Beta— 95 points on the tennis courts Nov and supporters that we can supTHIRD: Beta Chi— 50 petal' Sigma Chi Friends predict that Wilbur will THIRD: Gamma Z3 Gamma— port a team in good style be prominent in a number of 50 points The offioers of this pep band Weber Club Offers student activities if he is given a FOURTH: Thetaa— AS patois are Joseph Thomas drum major chance te follow his own inclinaIndividual honors went to the “After Annebelle” EidesaA Toiwensen band Header: tions Already he is working X: Childs librarian and and on the staff of the technology following: in Chapel secretary — Heaviest Rath 'Smoot Sorosis Tonight news 143 pounds endneering Rehearsals are being conducted "Everyone who bumps against Beta Continued from Page Ope) A isprobahtothall Lightest: LaVell” Sertnoon — jtohtnowand I Artivliy-Ttndwe will soon have a corking 55fcouhi3A" The Cast Is as Follows: a particular pleasiug Hasten Taiest: Margaret Egbert Gam- John Warrington Edwin Bailey good band in ma — 70 inches Ruth Bell ya&h "Wlnthrop continueAnnabel Warrington In addition to acting as a band his article” There was a short Shortest: Ruth Wdbb Sorosis— Mary Marcell Madsen to play and pull stunts this pep 59 among the inches vigorous campaign Rulon Budge band will act as a cheering Allan Chalmers fraternities to grab him off Longest Skirt Veda Brocacs Esther Chalmers - Carina Francis nucleus wherever it is needed which was quickly settled when Gamma — 17 InchSfc final floor Ella Winkler This is ona large step forward in Joyce DevereU it was learned that he was going Shortest Skirt: Helen Jensen Harold Kennedy Russell Cranney advancing the USAX onward 24 Phi Sorosis— into inches Kappa Sigma to greater things in music and The Staff is: '‘Crowds of newspaper people Mrs Ruth Moeneh BeH athletics Director have been on ills trail ever since Epjjlons Entertain General Manager Caxma Francis President Sertmty Presidents he landed at Tech Business Manager Clarice Young Flamm— Isn’t my girl a perfect son Harvard at and Roosevelt's The Epsilon fraternity enter- Advertising Mgr Taylor picture? Hoover's son President at tained the five worrrity presidents Stage Manager NephlFloydMaiming Al Hdrae— WeH She’s gwt a were to able last Harvard year last Sundsy Lovtoia Francis pretty good frame Property Mgr EDISON PRIZE This only run is lot the Student Any complaints of compliments are nsirvwl here Letters must be short and signed Names withheld on request Mexican Athletics o cross-countr- y I WbreS4 Tturt JU'dp — rend KtHnmlrti W OKRY ABOUT fOOKEVLYtt K BUT mtate!terwi Logan ON TtRSlSlTLl EMTHING THE APPETITE tenr T REAL REPAIRING Good as New — The Counter Where Ladies Eat THE DAIRY SHOP Comfortable Too Women make a great mistake ia discarding shoes that are run down at the heei — that show a little wear at the toe of the sole or develop athejjiplnor divert a that arc easily repaired We do expert fclioe repairing sad make old shoes look as good as a new pair leu win find them just ae comfortable a they ever were 0 GOODYEAR SHOE REPAIRING CO 77 North Main St Next to Royal Shoe Shine Parior AIFSBRT PAILOK 125 North Mato Proprietor riione 1285 £ SNOOKER— MEET ME AT— ECCLES BILLIARD PARLOR Basement Thatcher Bank The Bus Stops Here POCKET BILLIARDS " |