Show 'C 1’age Two bT Freshman Fantasy STUDENT LIFE Utah Agricultural Our College Bix weeks spent in Logan were most pleasant and we feel that we should have to travel far Indeed to find a spot more nearly Ideal There Is scenery to fit every mood and It is a distinct privilege for people from the valley country to live for a time among the grandeur of each mountains As every where the most important element In a community consists of the We have found peopls themselves the faculty the students and t he townspeople always most kindly hospitable th dormitory cheerful and comfortable the college cafe terla a place satisfying to appetite and purse Where has one been able since the beginning ot thi war to bay a meal well chosen and well cooked for less than twice the price? We like Logan its people and Its surroundings Mr and Mrs B II Hibbard Business Manager Assistant Business Manager Friday September 30 1927 Volume XXVI "I dreamt that I was nrgueing with a sophomore over something Number 2 or cWher "You'll wear the sophomore Listen here you big drink of One of the most difficult tasks that man has placed before water 1 yelled back (remember the him is the constant adaptation to new situations that he must freshman waa dreaming) I’ll wear a green beeause I look good in undergo Always man has been a conservative peace loving gre- one but cap cacT't you tell ME what to If you get fresh III turn all garious conformative creature that will meet with vigorous do Into disapproval any attempt of nature to break - in upon his little your Weak old Sophomores snakes and Ml make ’em pull the furthcontentment To the and of routine thing carry Sphere joy school away! 'Heh!Heh! er let us consider the freshman whose transition from high Gurgled the sophschool circles to the collegiate is a sudden almost unexpected omore quick as a flash “This made me angry and I did times through the head and always a surprising one The high school what I said Gee it was a “Heh! Heh! Heh! "They laughed senior of last spring does does not readily settle into his accus- sight to see the sophomores funny draw you thought you'd dhoot our brains tomed classification as this Falls dumpling dingling greenie the school away They were big- out but we haven't any we’re sap freshie and general campus goat To be frank he has ger than elephantsand crawlin' on sophomores” learned more than a little bit back there in high school He was their belly and every time they’d As this point the poor little cuss hiss they would make a hole in the - captain oLhia team of the senior clawed the air and fell on my shouldground three humlud feet deep Gazookus club and editor of the school paper And what’s more Then the crazy nuts bad to crawl er in a fit ofTiysTerics I soothed Tiini now that he’s in college he intends to be captain of some more through the holes they made and by smart raps on the head with the baek of my hair brush all the while teams vice- - president of some swell frat and at least associate drag the circus after them him that sophomores don’t assuring “Well soon the sophpurty big editor on the college paper always treat the fresh ies like that omore came runniu’ after me But after-- a time everything will begin to appear in a new’ “You And after all hedilrUt look half wouldn't take away th bad In his little green cap light to the jaundiced freshman eye If he is lucky he will have school” he bellers absorbed and assimilated a part of what we like to term the col“Gwan awBy or I'll brain you!” S “You wouldn’t hurt a little fellow MAKE READY lege spirit his high schoolish bravado and absolute sense of aslike me would you?” FOR REJUVENATION surance will have begun to give way to a feeling of smallness “Yes-r-sI’d run over an ant uselessness and of his relative unimportance in the genera’ wth a steam roller" (Continued" from Page one) scheme of things Then will our freshman’s education really He didn’t bother me any more will lie filled with young bloods who start and his transition from high school to the realms of and I haven't seen him since will le era mined with vim pep and “After that I began walking nutty Ideas "higher” learning become complete down the street catching fish with The past history of the s enn ears lie looked green pointed scales and uimmi tilth a great deal of ADVERTISING THE ADVERTISERS They were so large I had to cut Interest not only bemuse of tbe them in two to get them In the mirth Advertising in the student paper ami--mo— and pep they have passed particularly around but also liemuse its results have reached a point at which either a new display boat of the “Then I looked up and I saw two permanent contributions method must be used or the students awakened to the fact lha Sophomores have they — looking at me then a made The bloek "A" in front of the advertisements in the College paper are not there ‘ust to fill hundred more joined them They Meehanle Arts building Is one of the nnd screamin’ like Be-space Complaints the tasutesa) meri reach pu that it aall were yellin’ gifts to the College Their eaja a women at of dog couple fight doesn’t pay to advertise In periodical thkt not o'rie in ‘“I rushed for my room the sophs next project will lie to plnee a score ten of the students ever read the ads and that at best the busi- followin' ' They lined up in my cord In the new ’stadium An ness man s space is little more than a Idea to be given charity contribution to k doorway like 'apokes in a ' wheel emphasisimportant is that of making the s cause he grudgingly feels worthy there were two million seven hunda student hotly ’em I counted of organization red And too often tha£ spaces contribution narrows down and tbep they toi Thdy hare "nnile representatives now began movin’ ’round pnd ' ’roulid instead of a fnui nil sections of the' student fctjten like they were on a'merry-gb-ronninch advertisement iliait nobod flfai xjisf JWpedeitato This made me Bore f rushed body M want to run “Student Life” on charity and certainly we can’t up to the fellow wlth'jliel white Officers who will lead the ReXos afford to print it with just the student lhfe activities 'this year are bbdy kHoImek:-'- ' It) takes hair and curly 'teeth— he leader and I socked hin pn tl pose IteoiV Pullen Honorable Duke Carl only a minute to scan the advertisements reading them will Sheffield Worthy Strilie Spencer bring results satisfactory 4o both student ajid advertiser The and he fell down dead ti’men-i-rig“Then I shot 'tfn Hrtwell Chancellor of Exchequer satisfied s g about down the line each tim— nd the Otis 'Mu tier Yell King the charity side’of ‘thiifgsahef use fnStudent’Life as builets plugged tfie heart or every t a sound investment And that is as should be one of them and the blood squirted COLLEGE LIBRARY OPENS jt out of their breasts— blood Just MONDAY ’em FOR STUDY to like glue that stuck gether similar to the line In the main hall FRESHMEN IN COLLEGE - L i jf ii vice-preside- nt -- ' - BULLETIN Modern Barber and—Beauty Parlor APIUVATIONS for this years dramatic manager and assistant manager for “Student Life" must be! Wa should like to express through the Student Life our Interest in and appreciation of the A s PAUL B LARSEN CYRUS W GREAVES iJ E N T An Appreciation dpoiofict to Jim Tolly bright ejrtd little Prosit came up Logan Utah to my room the other night and after Printed by the Earl A England Publishing Company Entered as second-clasmall matter September 19 1908 at Logan Utah a fear broken apologies began this Under the Art of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of story postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 authorized "I surely had a funny dream last Aagust 22 1918 night" Editor SCOTT NELSON Yeti?’ Published Weekly by Students ot Utah Agricultural College J ' Vs 13 West Center is liable to supension SERVICE Where the Like to Go Eccles Hotel Shop Nielsen BE-NO’- J P i '4 i The Best Place to Buy Your Rooks Magazines Etc and School Supplies Fine Stationer) Logan Utah Opposite Postoffiee REVERIES — many a time — baek along the road wc all have traveled Pair Up s of the same fteveu Aggie sisterhood hate l'itinchod their ships of rummies on the uisiriiuoiilal seas since lust Spring The nsicctirc heads of the future houses are also home grown products The seven teams line up us follows Jmiico ‘ I Hike" Jenson Union ('riniuey : Christensen Vivian Iljmu Jcpp-uJohnson Earl Horne Mary Brown-ing Ism Griffin Imroiby Brown Tod Foxley Ora Packer Allan Hansen Dorothy Worley Pratt Wright Shop 'A EQUIPMENT WILKINSON’S non-reser- The AND from Students should acquaint ‘themselves with the card catalogue and this can he done only by constant use The catalogue is arranged alphabetically by title author and subject There are tt-kinds of cards for signing pink cards lor reserve books and yellow for Fill these oqt according to directions Unless silence Is maintained the student may be asked to leave the library Theta Girls Phone 1240 Where Everything is the Latest and Best in committee banded to the executive by next Monday noon October 3 mission school Street were “RUTS OF FINANCIAL LACK” that forced us out of the pathway of achievement — meet the next “RUT” with a hank account j that will fill it— with " ' — quite Students Barber naturally at this hank First National Bank Prop ay — and profit by our Phone 171 for Service Squires the Cleaner Ws cooperate to the fullest extent Anything in Cleaning and Re-No- Men Who Care re fpm o PLUMBING AND Our Line of Dress Shoes Shirts Ties Clothing and Underwear will appeal to you because you can save money by trading at our store ' i HEATING fi k— 0 LOGAN i TO f Always Remember that a Clean Hat and a Pair of Well Shined Shoes are the marks of a Well Dressed Man We Guarantee all Our Work Only Experienced Help Employed 77 ROYAL HAT CLEANING AND SHOE SIHNING PARLOR North Mam Street ? jMgan registration day “Listen here’’ I said “You can’t get fresh with me I’m so tough I put rock salt in my soup’ “Then all the sophomores began on laughing and started walking’ They the air twos and two and were grlnnin’ and aingin prayin’ for Carrie Nation to come with her hatchet “I’ll fix you you phlegmatic I nimble minded mumbled and 7 slioT'eiif’ each four' numb-skulls- Welcome U A (Continued from Page one) ed to "the jibrary desk before 9:15 a m the following day 'After reading a reserve book Id the library return It to the desk’ All reserve books must be returned to the desk at the end of each hour Two cents a day will be charged on all overdue books Twenty-fiv- e cents a day is charged on all reserve books kept out after 9:15 a in the following day Any student — - -taking a- Hbrary 'book -- wi thoot-- per-- 4 U i J P Smith & Sons Printers I - i Engravers Let us design and print pour Dance and Menu Programs AND SA VE YOUR FfFT You don’t theory away a tire when you have a puncture Use your think tank when It comes to shoes Let us repuir your shoes and save money time and temper for you Our work gives lasting Satisfaction - Logan Utah S VVENDENES j Shoe Repairing 115 North Main St Logan '4 C SS ofthe Welcome Students We again hope that we may be of service to you in selecting your wants We are now fully storked with all fine new merchandise and would be glad to have you come in to see and try them on Here are just a few specials which we are constantly running ‘ NEW FLANNEL AND CLOTH DRESSES Just the ideal thing for School Wear In Plaid Checks and Plain Colors SATIN VELVET AND GEORGETTE DRESSES The Last Word in Style and Colors $995 $1495 “We are Always Glad to Extend Credit To You TO LOGAN’S FINEST CAFE At Prices that Appeal to All H ERE’S a good business propositionl Invest a Remington Portable and reap dividends in the form of bigger and better rest at night Much faster than writing by hand this little Rem- ington enables you to finish your long reports or theses — not fall asleep tryNot ing to finish them only that but think how burning’ midnignt oil "1 1 ’ much neater and more business-lik- e they look in K J 0 when typewritten! 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