Show I PI DELTA EPSILON GREETS ALL WITIJ THIS ISSUE IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS ISSUE MUM'S THE WORD PLANS IL Senior Bowery Party On Monday' Night PI DELTA EPSILON Frat Melee Comes FOSTERS SPIRIT OF (For those who have neglected philology We will state that our column Monday night the Smart Gyrnn to the straiugof that title is from the Greek jropho meaning wisdom and a Latin termination full Hence we know it all) sad ballad (apologies to Mr Mc- - meaning Question: How can I avoid looking more ipteiligent than my uMer Adoo) "The Sidewalks of New brothers? FrankC —— York” Answer: Stop stepping freshman girls Take a Sorosis No this will not be a National Father has just sent me five dollars Shall I spend them on Question: Democratic Convention but a rousa life membership button in the Y M M I- A or on movies? George S ing bowery party given by the SenAnswer: Obey the promptings of your own heart aud consult Florence S iors This is their initial party of the Question: How can I get from Physics to French on time every morning year and should be a riot All senI have lots of little things to do in between Gerald I) iors and their partners together with Answer: We refuse to answer questions from druggists’ sons They the class officers of the college are have Rexali remedies invited Question: During a recent cold I formed tile habit oi sleeping in both Costumes solo dances and the my pyjamas and iny union suit How can I break the habit? Henry it music will cause a sensation Answer: If they are TcmprlkleMcr shed your pyjamas If they are not Card and Lenore Croft are re- TvmprlkU-ulished both every evening before retiring and get your frat ’ sponsible for the bowery idea Shall brothers to hastinndo'your entire body we say (hey both have lived there all night 9 Joe Havertz is lending a hand in the I have u boy scout complex Question: preparations also Such a trio in- kind act a day? -- John A We don’t know about other days but ou Monday you can al sures a great night Answer: ways look interested in chapel I am the new theatre critic for the Cache Valley Herald I Question: DELTA EPSILON have to go behind the scenes Jfow can I close my eyes to evil and all I wish? Merrill D Answer: Take a friend with His shrewd TO OFFER j’uu Dean C for' example little eyes will see all and tell you what is best lor you to know How can I accept congratulations graopful'y? Thelma H 7 NEWS TEST -- Question: Answer: Throw out your pretty hands in the French- - manner shrug - your prettier shoulders and say “The Way of gll Flesh’’ Question: How can I overcome the double handicap of a brother on the i’i Delta Epsilon considers one of and a brother in the freshman class? Lorenzo R the most interesting news bits in faculty Answer: Register at tlie B Y V- where' you will fiud yourself always this issue the report of the fruitful under good influences financial deal in fruit carried on Question: What is the best method of removing ink spots? John Me Answer: Turpentine is good iu some cases but we do not recommewl it lust summer by Harold Layton Friday at Dansante BETTER JOURNALISM The tenth annual Frat Melee will be held at the Dansante Friday January 22 The following sei n fra- will resound MATURE RAPIDLY Ralph Hubbard Noted Authority Among Those On The Facultyf March 1 Set as Date for Opening Session Will Consider Many Phases The committee in charge of the annual scout masters school which will open at the 'College on March ljt'nd continue for one week is fart completing arrangements for the school according to J’roressor 11 I Richards chairman Most pf the program has been completed and the faculty secured Besides many of the members of the College faculty who are trained in various' phases of' scouting 'the scout masters school faculty will include such men as: Ralph Hubbard son of Elbert Hubbard the noted writer who is an authority on lore and who has just returned from Europe with $80000 worth' of equipment George R Hill former dean of the V T C agriculture at the College and who was prominent in the local boy scout council: and Andy Anderson an authority in leather work of the Tltnpanogos council The school is expected to draw scout scout- - masters prospective masters and other interested ir scouting from all parts of I'tali Idaho and ArizWyoming ona “The elements of how to do things" will ho featured by tlo school and practically all branches of scouting will be coiered n ’ - 1 Ia-Vo- ir PI PRIZE FOR - - The frat fells that thre are lots of such bits hidden away in the hearts and lives of A C students and would like to have some of them dug up each week So it sends forth a call for unique ways of making money to get through college Each week Student Life will publish the most unique and the student eaeh month who hands in the best will receive a prize book and the blessing of I’i Delta Epislon The judge will bo the president of the fraternity remember to band in each week ono of- more unique unusual wa8 of cashing in on your own or some on’s else talents We will not publish names if you do not wish but we hope you will let us as news We heard recentnames loves ly of a man who used to walk home to Reaver Dam fifteen miles every Ai college seniors grow younger week to spend Sunday with the homo - and harder to satisfy ther wants folks and the best girl He walked they have it'uppears it tendency to to save money'Can you beat it? want to boroim more differentiated Yrom those who belong to classes below them To appease this desire to cerlook radically different from tain of their fellow creatures the Next Saturday afternoon girls ot some seniors have of late ordered 3ort of grab to wear to make them sophomore standing at the College rushed by sororities look like relatives of the anthropoid who are being T oduy at will receive sorority bids age or the chimpanzee is supposed to each noon sorority of the A year ago the' seniors have all invitations in for the girls It Hah Agricultural college ordered Saturday afternoon the girl bidding uniform logs that looked for all lhc rushees will he given their bids and world like the coat to a gentleman s when they have accepted one initiapajama suit This year the sweater tion they will go directly to the coat has taken favor among the senchapter house of the sorority they iors and last Wednesday in student have chosen n body meeting a galaxy of of both sexes filed into the Speckled - Senior Togs Crop Oat SORORITIES TO BID SOPHOMORE GIRLS How can I prevent my "heart going out to a new girl eacb Question: Stanley C Answer: Nailt where it is You have philandered long though Question: How can I enunciate mure clearly? Oslaugh M Answer: Round your lips prettily throw back those- superb shoulders God has given you open your mouth and you will be astonished at the result How can we keep from being mesmerized by I’rof Dock? Question: Thelma F Gene B Ella B Answer: Read your Bible Question: How Can avoid iny birdlike air of innocence? Leland S Answer: By reading more of Chaucer and Boocacio Three charming maids I am stepping presented me each a Question: necktie at ‘Xmas but the ties ar'ut my style Whut shall I do with them? Dee D--— Answer: Rave one to wear at the You won't n“d any Creep thing else Give the other two as prizes to the best checker players in the Common Room Question: How- call I prevent Joseph Pratt from beating hell out of me? ' Mariner M Answer: Make him assistant editor to Bert Harward quarter? - X De-N- - OFT “THE SHOW TRYOUTS HELD ‘ WOULD HAVE Already Chosen for Cat Others Will Get Chance Tomorrow Fifteen Preliminary tryouts for the college play “The Show Off” were held yesterday afternoon’ Fifteen candidates were selected from approximately twice thaf number trying' out Mist Jones under whose direction the play' Is to be given hks assigned parts to each of those who carao ' (Continued on rage-- Four) KATHLEEN SOLVE AGGIE KAYE HEART-THROB- - S ' ' SPECIAL MEETING letter written Chib-Hom- - FRIDAY Nat- ternities are cooperating in this for Chapters Organization mai: Sigma Alpha Pi Kappa Alpha International in Its Scope Tht Kappa Iota Delta Xu Alpha The Utah Agricultural College Chapter of Pi Delta Epsilon was granted on April 12 192 4 and the chapter was installed on May 10 of the same year Pi Delta Epsilon Is a national honorary collegiate journalism fraternity Membership is open only to students who have hail at least two years experience on the staff of a recognized college publication or equivalent experience The fraternity is the largest of its kind in the t'nited States with forty-onIt is interactive chapters national in its scope with chapters in Canada and in France as well as in the United Slates The largest Slid strongest colleges aud universities have chapters and only institutions of the highest standards are granted ' chapters in Pi Delta Epsilon was founded 1909 at Syracuse University It haS had a most extraordinary and consistent growth until now it is the acknowledged leader among journalis to always ism fraternities teach sen ice' at sacrifice of self Just as the undergraduate press is the guide of undergraduate opinion during the time wl’ieu the student is in most susceptible formative period of his development Pi Delta Epsilon is the stabilizing nucleus of men who guide those who serve the collegiate press Work of Pi Delta Epsilon is educational in that it strives everywhere to tench the ethics technique and mechanics of journalism The work of bringing a chapter of J’i Della Epsilon to the campus of the U A C was done largely by Weston Vernon Jr one of the charter members of the local chapter and editor of Student Life at 'the time of the inIn addition to Mr Vernon stallation the following are the charter mem hers of the chapter: President Elmer Professor D E RobinG Peterson son Wilford Porter of tile fatuity of the South Cache High School Horace Kotter now attending the Harvard Graduate school of Business Administration Verle Fry on a mission in Europe King Hendricks doing graduate work at Leland Stanford University P M Neijson studying law at George Washington University Washington D C and Malcolm It Mer rill now attending the St Louis University School of Medicine e - ALPHA SIGMA NU TO ELECT NEW MEMBERS VIM IN RIFLE CLUB RABBIT HUNT PUTS Delta Epsilon Alpha Gamma Phi and Omega Tan After much haggling with the Logan Canyon Becomes Paradise for Designing Midnight Hunters management of the Dansante and the Blue Bird Orchestra premission was granted the committee in charge to choose their own music with: the result that tho Arcadians wilt furnish the music Their work at the Theta Bali was potent in Their present sel- Ed Jackson Learns The Ins and Outs of a Novel and Exciting Sport ection Mucli work and' considerable expense is being expended on decorations with little satisfactory ac The i’ootT of the evil complishmenL seems to be the color scheme which must not be noticed a bolt every man’s monotonous existence whea native born instincts come to the surface To some is given above all else the desire to collect things this instinct came close to the surface on the Aggie campus recently when Ed Jacksonf expresident of tho freshmen ciassl had a Cubbing over of this collecting instinct Wlule Jack-so- n sat listening the other night t his fellow classmen tell of narrow As suddenly —t EXTENSION SERVICE CONFERENCE-ON- as descends a tine- - in from heaven comes E OF DECIDED MERIT moments good exciting escapes which had been luck and more or less strongly in evidence o all of their expeditions Said th Greenling exprexj alter being an ardent listener for mom than an hour to the tales of be ' fellows "Gee I but I’d like to have some similar experiences’’ AH unknown to the Adventurx-ma- de fresh man he was only loo near to having his wish gratified Members of the Boar’s Nest were not slow in sensing the situation and very soon one of them proposed a “snipe bunt’’ for that wry evening Alt of the Boar's gang ient a ready ear to the proposal which seemed so likely to add fil'-- l to the already intenseR- - hot flames of Jacksou’s curiosity It was open season the Fourteenth Annual Gathering tomes to Close After Outlining New Policies One of the most important things accomplished at the fourteenth an- -' nual conference of the Utah Extension Service which ciosjyJj-esterdaat the College after being in session sines' last Wednesday was the defining of policies tegarding coopera- tion with other agricultural agencies The conference brought together most of these and as a result the Extension Service will continue to cooperate with tie-ion a 100 per cent basis in th future according to Director Wilifam Tet-ers- night wus dark and everything waw indicative of a most opportune t Uue £ (Continued on Page r'our) The agencies r i ed at the conference includ'd: the 8 State Board of Agriculture A R Department of Agriculture State Department of Education Utah Stale Farm Bureau Suit Lake Civic Center Logan chamber of eommeice The preliniiuaiy Brigiiifm Young university the Colfor ihe lege and (lie Experiment Ktatiop S A K oratorical enntesi 'will b Fobruari 10 Un February 17 There were present approximately tlie modal w ill be awarded at the 40 Extension Service project workers representing 18 of the 29 coun- end of tlie final contest hi a member of the J A R coming from ties in Utah Lake City Salt General sessions xiere held eic-Students desiring to compete In and departmental specialists morning and state leaden instructed the ag- the contest should leave then- names ricultural and home demonstration with Miss Joins The hour and place for the preliminary try mils will bo agents in matters pertaining to progiven later ject work Exannual the Monday evening AS A tension Service dinner and dance at wus held in the Bluebird hall (Continued on Puge Four) n S ' Oratorical Tryouts Set for Feb 10 try-ou- ts The active chapter of' Alpha Sigma Nu senior honorary society gave Game Most Cobb Bags Sergeant consideration to the matter of elecFatal Day for In- tion a new member at a meeting Sunday nocent Hares held last evening The vacancy caused by the failure to retuiVtif Francis Wilcox wJk discussed at length A rabbit hunting trip was scheduland probably within the next week 17 with ed for Sunday January the one honored will be announced tho Men’s Rifle club members ur The society is made up of twelve ranging the Schedule The girls rifte active members elected eacli year club went out ihe Thuvsday before from the junior clas:-- They are chosand succeeded in bastfkig one valu- en on a basis of fifty percent for able kill Their trophy was a white (Continued on Page Four) snowshoe species The fellows were discouraged t THE LIMELIGHT AGGIES hear of the luck with which the girls met ontheir trip for the coeds have acquired a wide reputation for their become Every now ami then on any college the Brigham Young college to marhmansblp Nevertheless at 900 campus about that junior biologist ami supervisor of roa little gossip-floata m last Sunday morning nine boys some enterprising student or former dent control for Southern Idaho Mr from the club were high and dry on student lias achieved distinction along Murray lias been aide to make a comactithe mountains east of Pnrudise They some line or is now engaged in an fortable living at his present work all or part him to gaining much valuable experience plodded back to the cars about 2:00 vity that enables while pay to of his expenses college in rodent control His work during the going that afternoon hungry and fagged Pi Delta Epsilon has heard of a few and summer and fail months from struggling to reach the ears such students the last few days ami as spring carries him all up and down the East Audi with their game Sergeant Cobh took the fraternity’s nose for news is side of Snake river valley with headhonors by bagging that it is not averse to tattling blabb- quarters ut Pocatello For the last two sweepstuko able to break ing or whatever yon please to call it years Tom has been more-rabb-its than any others in the about the achievements of such stu- away from poison tug squirrels aud however Some complained' party dents the gossip like murder must chipmunks long enough to spend a that the Bergeant used unfair meth- out and here it comes: quarter or two ill intensive study here ods by sneaking up on the unaware on the hill While a student at the Mr Adolph Church an alumnus of the Briglim Young college Murray prey without either making a sound memberof Alpha Gannua was prominent ill many student activi or warning The results of the hunt college abeen Pill has dei ted mayor of ties having been a member of tlie were such as to give every fellow In Southern Utah “Dolph” ast juuior collegixitisketball team associa sharp appetite when time came for he was familiarly known in Aggie ate editor of “The Crimson" the stustudent circles during his student days is also dent paper aud ultimately the wiennie roast He left school long body president Lee Gibbs was subjected to a principal of the high school in r he enough to fill a missioin for to his priiiripulsiiip lirl'i-iosnow treatment and to forfeiture of served as coach at the high school As the L I) S church I11 the Southern A ’ a bis rabbits because be shot dog Dolph’’ was states “Tom” spends his time at the an athletic mentor trial judge released having coached Ulu’ state college every day in running back and sympathetic of forth between Dr Hawley's entomoGibbs upon finding that the dog be high school basketball champions nateam also won logy laboratory and Professor Arnold’s was supposed to have shot was mere two vears ago His len tional recognitioin by capturing fifth private sniu tmiry off the stick ly one that had-falplace at the national hoop tournament and dropped in the dirt in the roast- in Chicago While enrolled at the colReed Christiansen son of a doctoi at lege Mayor Church was vigorously ac- Wellsville is another who is making ing process tive in various student affairs He was Any person interested in the Men's"ilia mein her of the football team aud progress ill biological study He is assistant in zoology and entomology for Ritle Club and tho future trips With credit iu track and l)rs Hawley and Pack iu ouv College are planned should see Ralph Farrar field events Reed graduated from South Cache Following the receipt of liis bach- high school and liiler took two years of Hugo Olsen or Wells Collett elor's degree “Dolph’’ spent several college work ut the I) YC He centerin Australia where he gained ed his attentioiu on educational subAn Irishman and his wife were at years hy coaching the best fool' jects then but last yenrihis interests the theatre for the first time The recognition liaH ten m in tliut country led him Into zoology aud entomology wife noticed the word '‘asbestos’’ printand so well were his studies pursued ed ou the curtain and Thome B Murray a junior who has iu these fields under Drs llaw-lc“Faith Pat and what does 'asbestos' reentered the Aggie told for the winter Alleu that he won the assistantship in on the curtain meuii?” on Ferry King’s “Be still Mug don't ahoy your ignor- quarter has had a wide experience both departments (Continued on Page Four) for 'Welcome' " ever since ’22 when be left school at ance It is the i IN s to -the Deseret News PUBLISHER’S COMMENT Heartitorium column was clipped from tho issue of last Friday The - The opposite article is from the article is cleverly written and the pens of King Stewart and Percy Burrows aliap Two Fly Bitteu Rogues publisher’s comment on it is: It is the second letter to Miss Kaye vaBt experience of your Because ot three and keen perception Miss Kaye we within the short period from first the even the weeks being as the person to you are turning school minds of Norma best qualified" to solve our problems greater high Ida Thatcher alias Bob Your answer to Bob o’Link of our Han3ejt and institution about (wo weeks ago and Link In Although the sacred silence of the served as a suggestion to us too was enough excitement rampant letter has long Bince been brokfirst noon men at C A two fraternity We are the halls last Wednesday en matter was deemed of little the the who have the greatest of difficulty When every senior was loping up and nothing was said consequence one parschool whether aud the for in making dates stairs to 280 Muln: of a second article The appearance we awr certain ties For the last quarter of them really said It or not of the same silly type has brought the to invitations six or five like scouting a gist about It is that he felt to the matter to a head and these are sweater disapiece before we found ahyone fellow In charge of the is just two points that we hope the daueb It each to us speckled want my I accompany tribution “Sir writers will tuke Into consideration are we us to for “ very embarrassing togs l D Q” Tne first concerns the method and not accustomed to such an attitude used in advertising the Coltactics the of girls on the part AG CL It seems clear to us that alt lege to us to seem habits Our personal written with was in fun and s bo fully as 'wholesome as the average should rethat others an idea sbeh other morning shave every here we fact'- - howa so It remains a it special ho!! gard ami seldom miss our Saturday night The Ag Club will News M 't'lok Desert has a the meeting Frldav at ablutions: we are incessant usersof ever that 48000 of circulation Livestock building The approximately Our Staeomb A Mav Bre!b Mum and the meeting being to dlscm and readers in parts of the state features altlio they may not be E’ party which "!! other than Logan are clamoring! for manner most in the happy held t)ir month an opportunity to find fault with the A special im’ltatlon is not ne jwurv possible are at least all there but College That mature minds should o attend these Ag Club meetings Vs nearly as w e are able to Judge ' in phase any interested are tf you on (Continued on Pave Four) Foul) tilled Page (Conti inxut°J nrrieuinirp yon are cordially Tlio following Miss Kaye of ct ' Forty-on- e ional hi-l- upper-chfhsme- sweater chapel doors wearing their local a from eoals newly bought knitting factory The togs are blue and white the white being interwoven in the blue in such a manner a as to make the onlooker recall of a speckled hud once has he sight bunlum lien ol make him imagine lie's in the presence of a telegraph dashes emitting a series of dots and togs the what Is seniors Speckled worn (by this spring's graduating peoclass have made of those sedate the clasa get of a When group ple to together In the hall (hey appearcon-vla would the uninitiated much as There gang out of some prison Fraternity Has Pan-gni- r two-yea- ( s Itiu - DEE DAVIS JEWEL IN THE ' THETA PIN Our student body president is a jewel Yes Dec Dm is is all that and more Ask any Theta snd she’ll tell you that it’s so What would the Thetas ever have done Dec's without chaperoning qualities? Try to answer it You can’t Dee has become a veritable diamond and there’s only one place in which he-l- ! fit as a setting and that is in Ufe ‘Theta sorority pin Dee’s smile his hair Ins ohlig'inpvniier his eyes have not that Quarried look but the treasured appearance that can only belong to a jewel Deo Davis whatever else he may bo is at least the in ihe Thetas’ eyesbrightest gem that was ever set in Don’t ever let their sorority emb'-eDee deny it You say “What’s the meaning of ail this?" Ask Dee He knows ail about how he cauie ( stand om so prominently as a jewel for the Thetas - PIPEFULS FROM HAROLD PETERSON The versai'le secretary of Pi Djel--Harold Peterson exEpsilon pects to publish iu tlie spring a collection of short gems written by himself during unoccupied moments ta Vi bile inhaling the permeating aroma of hi pipe The pipe is used as a diversion during frequent rests wble sawing wood in the back pt is claimed" to stimulate the sec’to retary ingenious journalistic The complete binding achievement will ba entitled "Pipefuls” and are hoped to be of equal substance with Christopher Morley’s “Pipeful’ |