Show MWmWvW' r sXW STUDENT LIFE STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by Students of Utah Printed by the Earl England Publishing College Agricultural mall matter September 191908 at Logan Entered as second-clas- s Utah onder the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for In Section 1103 Act of October 3 1917 anthoriged August 23 1918 Member Western Intercollegiate Mews Service Member South Western Pres Association Holeproof Hosiery NIGHT" IS TOPIC Utah Logan Company DR P S JORDAN DELIVERS LAST LECTURE FRIDAY i I Associate Editor Affairs JR Associate Editor WESTON VERNON V D GARDNER IRA N HAYWARD CLINTON VERNON GLADYS RITCHIE MELVIN LEMON subjert OU which Friday morning here briefly: lr J j day people will hoi this live crime ns the wlif lesalo tnur-- i derer and destructor of propet ty eol-- Sonin that it is and when they see It ns such h crime then it will die Dr Jordan discussed several periods of history that showed how collective crimes were abolished Far buck In history France and Germany were cannibal nations they had cannibal feasts after their war and they belived that if a wise man ate the brain of another wise mi n his wisdom would he doubled und man ate the heart of If a brave another brave man he would be doubly brave Then some man suggested that all people were the same and that such Ideas were superstitions and that if there were no cannibal feasts there would be' n wars Such a mnn was naturally very unpopular and was probably killed but the canibalistlc feasts ceased among onr people nt least There was a Jew In the Roman Empire who said that human values Discusses Military Policy of Nation League of Nations And MOSES RICH France’s Occupation ofituhr THELMA BROWN District ERNEST HANSEN AMOS WARD “What of the Eight?” wus the REPORTERS West Center Street lot DURABLE Tor Men And Women Urges America to Take Interest In European KING HENDRICKS Editor 13 property STYLISH AND Dr David Starr Jordan Let Your Appearance Help You In Your Business— Keep Your Hair Cut MODERN BARBER SHOP (Continued from page one) era have the first claim on lim nml 0 OF FRLLECTUHE i I Jordan lectured His (hot is given It la a common supposition that affairs in Europe do not particularly affect ua when in fact we are so connected with Europe that all of their conditions affect us The war concerned us to a great evtent aud the conditions resulting from the war concern us in no less degree Prices in Europe with their fluctuations following the war greatly affect the American producer The which was devised mine priority of position is a curce to both j to build up cities We believe in a smile and a hello for every one on the campus countries conditions are bad in Europe now and we are directly con MANY ATTRACTIVE We believe it is good for US to be here cerned with them COURSES 10 lib In 1912 when the Bulgarian army was entrenched not far from Con- (Continued from page one) a sonnet was written 210 College Algebra stantinople Elementary in the past? Despite the magnificent success of this summer s hch COIIlin hur Calculus Applied Mechanics and prophied National School it is past and college authorities now turn their buiont conditions One line of it Hpat or I’liysics 20 I’hysics 215 or was “How dark the night dear the Mathematical Theory of Electeyes upon higher and greater ones to follow’ The climate the scenic attractions the campus already have friend” Elementary ricity and Magnutlsm men were Year StenoreMilitary largely The Stenography Second side issues been talked about and they are after all only 1 2 3 4 sponsible for the war The military graphy and faculty attending the men from whom one can draw’ inspirations men in this are ail right and 5 will continue throughout the country the study afforded is the most essential only a few of them are wicked The next term Using the past as a criterion by which to judge the future military men of Germany stirred up These courses are given by the we can see a Dr Matthews a Dr Jordan Steiner and Adams many stories about the greatness of professor or Instructor of the resicoming charged with new ideas and ideals We can see class- their navy and their desire to meet dent winter school faculty They are room contact with prominent education men English men bot- the British fleet And the military aimed to meet the needs of teachanists zoologists health supervisors economists historians in men of France and England weie ers who are meeting state requireanxious for war for various reasons ments and are working for a degree short a full eirriculum of the national leaders of every line of Germany could not invade Holland Special effort is being made to meet study’ hecaune she had no fortresses and the needs of the Idaho school teachStudents who have attended this term will leave filled withj Holland suffered not nearly so much ers and will be settled this afternoon the enthusiasm and the spirit of advancement abounding always destruction a other countries There at a meeting of the deans at the college wherever they go whatever their vocation memory was no occasion for any of the ovr-©- f Special trips ntay be taken if there the-tmovements in which so many is a demand for them this summer will be with them men were lost for Germany lost her A fee of special registration morale and nave up being ready will be charged student not $1000 for peace before the United States already enrolled In the Nutiona! even entered the war Bulgaria's Summer School Registration will overthrow of her government really tomorrow afternoon Students begin brought the war to an end to make a change in their When the Armistice was signed wishing course or to reregister for the last some people thot that we should six weeks should do so by next have kept on fighting until we got victory Kipling says "Triumph and defeat are all one piece A victor-iou- s nation usually makes trouble Frst far All You'd llkt ta travel and ssrlmpa yea again” f rat The mistake that t was made In Becauee yeu'ra kept at homy— but you the signing of the Arnusilre'was In fur(tr A daily r:e aarth float ta every ant not getting a treaty of peace ImAad anra a yef a trp around tla suit mediately We should have bad the A Hapeful finning treaty of peace to enforce the payIntrod starting a Manager—"! of war Indemnities1 The ing nations company ou the road shortly" fried to agree on no Indemnities but comedy Actress — “What play?” Manager — ”1 the countries that had suffered the haven’t had it written yet hut I heard most destruction needed indemnities a dandy Joke today that wa cau use la The boundaries of European na- it" Sex In Kgipt tions were fixed up too hurriedly Mother (leaving Egyptian room In Tha Optimist museum: — "What did you think of they should have remained indefinite "Sir” began aa unfortunate man fhe until conditions left by the war "I have saaa baltar days” "Bo hast It dear?" had become settled or agreements L" lutarpotad tha gentleman tliua so Dorthy:— “Well It was all iLlt had been made among thn nations coaled “hut tliaat day ace Dot fair but I don't see why there are so regarding them The tyranny of the specimens Tha wtatber will Improve many mummies and no daddies” frontier Is one of the worst condi- later on”— Pearson Weekly tions in Europe now ’Tie worse than the tooth of a Parts of Flral Ipead Europe smaller than Utah are cut pent Itpnog— Don't you llkt the way I up Into little nations with very de- run the Dpewrltar? That lives In the forest thinks finite and gaurded frontiers Boas — t'aa't tall till I see you run It la crossing from one nation to another Be far I haven't seen you push U haa person has to pay a heavy tax to loid p alow walk leave one nation and posdhly a ©F COURIf heavier tax to enter the other The League or Nationa was a good idea and should have been worked up right Immediately tho not attached to the Treaty of Versailles A certain Russian made a map of the United States and Europe and comparing them asked how long could the United States last with each stuta given a separata boundary Bug— You teem ah k and laws against the other stales 1 feel that I am going Frog-Y- ea as the countries of Europe had to "crunk ’l" Impersonal hat Is the worst thing ! a country could hsve and yet such f i Then Mp FI w hate Is stirred up within every na- Wtaia are ran put my peatty mall? (and ar aha The street car company la going pelng la Patriotion against other nutlone aid to raise the tore to 19 cents At tism In its highest sense is the love Wla will yau annate at fatty maid? At Chaw aha talA In Europe U'tst half a doxen people will be of our own country r sl Ink’gaaat their patriotism has heroine the love fplnf Down — of their own country and hatred of "Ol yea" said Mrs Uadgrtt proud-lHowev-lp a cold hard world other nationa "we can tract aur anxaafora hash know eaactly wlu said the caka of Ice The Interest of the world la now to—te— wall I 9 centered on the problem of repara- hut wa've barn deaceudiag fur Frail topper Dean—' "Don't you know One of the woret grafts late "How did you comp to bp lying there tions hours ore ant good for on-- ' la thy gutterr demanded tba policy practised In the present day la tha Kiaetly Franc pracStude— “Oh but ther wet (wo aa graft of reparations "Msdgt worried pulls g lot wvpr of lie’ "lab all right" replied tho Inebriated tised such a graft The selling of Bob shiftiest aattre and new 1 urn ana "I Jack happen’ to walk between the — paper money of Germany In this larataud sha'i definitely rejected him" "Worried herself lute decllua ou ‘‘What'a tho feminine O tawloyt” two Inapah tad leant against the- country was another such graft Wutj ony'’— faoreoa'i Wyykly Loanf the Ruhr U France’s "Milkmaid" NOTHING DOING ' yuoter— Itrluk thine eyes and mine Soft Drinks Dispenser— It won't do W you no good to g lume the f don't keep a drop of thg hard stuff here Invsstigation Investigation often Hilda A war to lend II le life a charm It hslps men to relieve their minds And doss nobody any Perm Tha Usual "Tnu and your wife hue decided then to — " You got It wrong BUI "Xo My wife has decided I hate merely that we were to be considered were all one people and should live A Neat Distinction Jesus was the first like brother! of your The Visitor— I Juggins democrat but he did not meet with town a good lawyer? to the a and became martyr favor The Resident— He'g an able lawyer Ideal of the value of humanity at his hut he's not ranked high among the crucifixion good I His words were mistaken and j Reason Quite Sufficient history the Catholics in Ger"You make life a burden to me" many began killing off the Protestants calling them heretics Then the said the busy man to the persistent life lusuruuce agent Protestants killed the Catholics as "In that rase you can't take out thla was great courage heretics There any too toon" policy shown In thoe days then they saw that the race was dwindling and deDANGEROUS cided that killing heretics to get rid nf them waa a fallacy Even after this reform England burned her heretics at the stake Two bishops were being and one of them aaid “We will kindle a candle t be seen all over England” and after that no more people were burned at the stake for heresy Early in history it had 'been derided that slavery was better than cannibalism and down to our own Bug— Heavens hare I’ve been near a powder can Civil war days slaves were kept Slavery rose out of philanthropy Tha Lsntly Flna John Brown said when he gave his Upon tha asura wonder of tha Waa no "I acknowledge for life slavery la elcbad tha Bgura of a lonely pine From Ua firm beta ta every stately master I am here to help thae In oa bondage” After hia death slavery It teams tha spirit af grace made said was broken A Southern general that be waa glad slavery was gone Oh tha Tlmaal Oh tha Mannar! and the union restored Brown (getting on at way station— difficulwhen come has The time to friend)— Hello John I Traveling ties between nations must be settled alone? Wife’s In tba Friend— No Indeed by a different method than warfare General Wood said "There Is no smoking car Sit down cause for war” War has reached Its should Got "Wlae" In Time peak and It must go— people "Why did you break off with that see the crime the destruction of war eternal and realising that it Is "Well from the way aha and ber and not the plan of Cod destroy It mother ran the old man I Judged as a collective crime they'd make short work of me" ' t ev- Type-writin- °i la I yj-- f k & M H rub fill'1’ JR1TET? 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