Show """' AGGIES HAVE EIGHT STAR HOOPSTERS fmmr BACK THIS SEASON - ir - £VV v Jr—- mtc 4 v 1 Vv -' ' j NUMBER OF CADETS FAIL TO OBTAIN ft fit 4 f‘- 1 vjw$'n - ft' Vx rx t jK And Bring Home This Let's Avenge This “ ($ I?- fflnywMnmfr $ - : GALLERY PRACTICE A f Many Delinquent According To Sergeant Cobb Men’s Rifle Team Will be Chosen i Ivin? Hammond Baker YVoad- side Webster Kirk Lunt and Iielnap Will Form Nucleus of Agjde Hoop Squad If a rich man starts to set weak heirs start to get strong it's the same way In every thing Now It la the time for advadee nows concerning the basketball season and pros L'tt 1922 — AGGIES 0 UTAH peels we w hotted our appetit e for ten long weeks ami Just as the state championship waa 'nearly salted away It slid neatly out of the Aggies grasp This year Coach Romney Is after If that championship hardor than the hare was after thn tortoise and he has a good squad to build from “Cy" Hammond last year’s captain ami renter Is aching to Htump around Hans the floor again Cecil goal man Woodstde Harvey Kirk “Rosy” Btdnap Antoo Lunt and Henry Websetr are all members of last year's squad who are a year's experience to the good and with the splendid material which has appear ed In the Frosh group the blue and white is nearly rendy to start on Us Held hlgh-pol- Baker Howard path as a twlnkler firmament the basketball In Wesley Schaub was elected crp-tai- n of this year's squad but has gone on a mission A meeting of the hoop stars will be held immediately after the holidays for the election of A new captain M B "I)o you bellevo lu signs?" D L M B “Yes” "Well last night I dreamed that you were madly in lore with me What is that a sign of?” D L "That's a sign that you were dreaming” Play In Fall Tennis Tourney Reaches Finals Rich And Howell Meet Howell and Ritb was to have decided the championship of the fall tennis series was called oft due to the disheartening prospect of snow on the courts This match Is productive of interest us Mose Rich and Wes Howell rank among the best players of the intermountain country In the Howell defeated Parkinson Wesley was at top form his tricky chop strokes and deep flashy drives proving slightly beyond Parkinson who put op a game fight but ut no time threatened to take the match The other semi final match was fought out between Muse Rich and Krnest KUler Rich won by a score of by the use of a consistent 1 aw ford stroke and a smashing game at the net Klder was handicapped by a had stone bruise on one of bis feet and resorted to a back court lobbing defense This match will mark the close A bout between wide-sprea- semi-final- d s 3 A Good Place to Board VX : SAVE MONIeV AT THE of the full season and the next the racquets will he taken from the presses w Hi tie during the practice for the Titus Medal Tournament in COLO TEAMS TO MEET FOR TITLE No mm A IX 7 WEEK— BEGINNING SUNDAY NIGHT AT In a Play ot Pirates and Hidden Ti ensure— BALL SUCCESSFUL ROMANCE 8:0(1 AND FUN ALL SEATS RESERVED MATINEES THANKSGIVING AND SATURDAY Week Starting Nov 21th— “THE CHARM SCHOOL” and hundred thlrtyone were present at the annual Agricultural Club Bull ou Nov 24 The decorations were exclusivewaa The ceiling ly agricultural latticed with corn stocks and the two east earners were tilled with corn stocks and pumpkins The cozy corner in the south west was rilled with comfortable chairs and the wails were adorned with Ag club and A C pennants The refresh moots booth was placed in the north west corner Over the refreshment stand was a large "A" covered with college colors blue and white Refreshments were served by the Tarrus says that there are two The lights were Cherry Blossom Those covered with orange Chinese lanterns kinds of girls you can’t trust bobbed those with hair and without giving the gym a cozy autumnal hue The music given by Norm Walking The waiter "Drink any tiling Mr” orchestra of Brighuni seemed to The Hew oj I wouldn't drink link ep at first Toward the last of rarbol-hl- c mid for dance the they acquired the desired rhythm and an excellent time was very evident T Questions iu Etiquette i'atrotis and patronesses prenent (11 With which hand should were' President and Mrs K 0 the napkin he tucked under the Pelersoti Dr and Mrs J M Hawley collar? and Dr and Mrs W K Carroll kind sf nuts (21 What ! should be cracked with the One couples (21 To whom I In Logan to lake order from studeuts sud others for Old Colony all wool sock These sock are all the rage In eastern colleges Sold direct from the factory to wearer No Investment Attractive comReorders assured Colgate man makes f 500 a day mission with only a few minutes work Some college men are making as high a IIS per day Act quickly for now Is the selling season Address Oners! Hales Dept Home Profit Hosiery Co 872 Hudson Ave Rochsiter N Y A should make complaint when neighbor spills soup on trousers Her form a as trim and ahapely 141 M 4 i tit walked t She I grace I almost fell fur her Until 1 saw her (see I i A with wondrous ' Tarrus sayw I he knight of the tnrtec were the king's chief mi L 1 C-- 3 r jH LJli Overtax ia Call and m lh rZdn’o VW IP NiMH I IIIKPIPMlF The Very best of every thins at sensible prices lute for room without hath It II S) 12 00 With balh 18 0 per Huy and upwards I adi-the Management of CEO O RELF r K "YOU WOUDNT MARRY GIRL FOR I1ER MONET WOULD YOU!” OTHER behand i wouldn't come AN OLD MAID BECAUSE SHE HAD MONEY" "NO RUT ON S E NEEDHAM Ttie (Continued from pajyc one) it Saturday In enre of the company Wilt tell you the news when 1 see In Salt Lake and also pay you for the message I am as ever your loving uncle" Needles to suy the telegram was sent and though we cannot mention any names here for fear or endang ering his Job you will surely hear the voice of this great football fan when the Big Blue Team takes tho field next Thursday yu She — Are you an Elk? He — No deer I'm a stag tonight — Yale Record j LIGHT LUNCHES Ray & Harvey Cafe & Lunch Room ar WAFFLES Quick Service and Moderate Prices Hotel HtlT IVhE WINDSOR HOTEL UTtli CITY Thomas Dumapne Prop Located In The Heart of SALT LAKE CITY’ UTAH Rooms si to BATHS AIL OHM DPI rooms Aoo " Rooms 80 Room Hath BO Rooms 40 Room BO Rooms Miower HO Milies Pit with Shower Rimmii MO - HO Day $UOO with Tub Hath with Miower M30 $100 W50 with luh Rath with Tub Hath with Tub ami Hath (I’urlor Additional '"""I $100 Itmli-iMii- person (rath — HW ami Yellow Bu Commencing m Room a p “IM4 lUliilsuv WHEN Up $um THK ED Most PIIINT-4'- Review" r On ear ahead MODERATE L HM TIIE INITED M pfur 221 Main Street SALT LAKE CITY UK IT DAY OR NIGHT You Will Kind Tho BEST EATS at SPAREY & MEHSE Co No 12 East Second South HOTEL IN NT ATEN SERVICE Jeweler Meets All Traina $100 and up Coffee Shop Hnd Dining Ro$m ( Popular Prices) 1 Shop (hI to Cm mo Jr The Newhouse THE let her How One Aggie Will Rates Effective September 11 1923 Pre-W- $VHI isirtepii & Marx r rxr' Cclidamor i:l ! you H” IX' I She sat in the barber's chair She spilled S Wicked line He giggled and gaxed and gapped And cut it all off behind your your "Hey that wasn't the tooth 1 wanted pulled" "Calm yourself 1 nt coming to REPRESENTATIVE The Home of j 1 v The closing game of the Frosh season was played against the University of Utah diiigjings on Cummings field la Salt Lake last Saturday The srore was 236 for Ctah The Aggie Frosh failed to dis play their usual fast game until the last four minutes of play in which they opened up with a brilliant ner lal attaik which netted them their lone touch-dow- n The game was completely master ed by' the U Frosh who dominated practically the entire fray The game but was won by straight football tlie Frosh will be avenged when the in a n squad plays tomorrow n Ut - correct ( 4 ) Wltal angle which the elbow should make with the forearm when rest lug on the table! CHERRY BLOSSOM WANTED ter-so- n teeth? are Serving a Special Lunch for Students each day Except Sundays From 11 a m until 8 p in Finest Private Ball Room Between Denver and the Coast belter o I Logan’s Real Candy Shop Ilurrpn Crow titer Smith and Beck stead eligible for the varsity squad next fall Coach Romney feels that Freshman contributions were never I’RES PETERSON RETURNS ENGINEERING CLASSES WILL TAKE TRIP TO FROM EASTERN MEET UTAH SMELTING PLANT (Continued from page one) (Continued from page one) which you have created will be able to render a very real service to the Springv llle where they will observe Inthe huge construction now being agriculture of your Stat? I am clined to think that if we could gra- built at that place The trip promises to he Interesting and the hoys dually set Op councils lu different are expected home late Saturday of representatives composed Atwood — I sure knocked 'em cold regions night of the various State Agricultural in tVat exam the Department of Agriculcolleges — did you get! Roy Wilson What H’ifbnnd — Whte Is my hat! some level headed lurmeri and ture ' Atwood--Zero- y s — On the oven Wlfey of out and be would it very helpful ' On the oven? I wonder Husband— these might grow a national coun"OH WHAT A BLOT ON MY ridiculous what thing I will find it LIFE" SAID THE PROF AS HE cil" on next? "The farmers ate looking for n SPILLED INK ON IliS AUTOBIOGWife (sweetly) — On your head solution of their problems lurgely-tRAPHY dear a rt direction of their marketing efforts” (’resident Pi Cohen — Hands p or Ul shoot! "This I as true throughout the (Julck-witteBurglar — Fifty dolEast as it is Iu Utah In this state lars fer de gun we hope to bring about a sane read— — Cohen Sold! Ex SHORT ORDERS justment of our market through our state council of agriculture Wc A little drop of pleasure do not expect extravagant results A bucketful of strife hut we believe that a careful study check from An idle dome ot the facts of our agricultural silua-tiohome will put us on the right track Is what makes college life to its solution" see CHERRY BLOSSOM We grid-der- d CAPTAIN APPLEJACK LS little boat Tony Lunt — Some Slcrl'a green capped crow of grid how fast will she pick up? Verl Fry — Oh on a good night she ders turned In their puraphenalla s ought to pick up a couple in ten yesterday afternoon The infant sea suecesstul most a enjoyed minutes U son although defeated by the The Normuls Weber Frosh the and ' Cheese - Isn't this a stupid party? "Frosh’’ were uo doubt handicapped Cloth — Yes this season having gone Cheese — Why not let mo take you seriously the season with very little through home? v ami a light schedule scrimmage Cloth — Sorry I live here — Ex which could not help blit have a bad V effect on the condition of the Infants When a boy musses a girls hair The entire squad inet for the last it la sort of a net loss time yesterday where Sterl gave each a round tiiket to Salt Lake to see the Turkey Day classic between Sing a song of dollar lulls the Aggies and Red Devils also Lots of silver too some expense money Took my woman out to chow The “Frosh” athletes are no Ate up every aou! And when the doubt more numerous than ever bedropped her— Found iny line too thin— fore With such stars as Saunders Now wasn't that a pretty mess Stevens Hone Hamilton Foxley To leave a fellow in?- - RALPH CLOMNGER Presents His Own Company With ANNE BERRYMAN HONEY SO HE NECTAR tal ANNUAL AG CLUB North Main Our weekly song hit lit entitled: SHE WAS JUST AS SWEET AS 3 Freshmen Doff Moleskins After Successful Year Beaten By U Greenlings Rocky Mountain Conference Championship will be decided on Turkey Day In the Columbine slate when the Colorado Aggies clash with Needthe University of Colorado less to sty our sympathy Is with the Aggies The Pi21 Utah Aggies brought the first undisputed Rocky Mountain blue ribbon to I'tuh The University kept up the good work and captured the title in 1022 hut for this year it has gone hack to Colorado "Only a pipe dream” said tlie Both Colorado teams are splendid j as he awoke in the newer Drunk aggregations and a (lassie will reSl sult from their buttling Both have Tarrus says that the only differa lomi percentage The Aggies have tied once but that counts ueither for ence between a Freshman and a nor against We want the Cham woodpecker ia that the woodpecker uses Its bead a little mure plousbip in Utah next year f Phone 849 MexicanAthletics ‘ The i FEDERAL BAKERY We Cater to Parties’ and Student ‘Activities ' the spring II UTAH 1921— AGGIES last year As tho quarter draws to an end Sergeant Cobh finis in cheeking over his retordc that there are a great many cadets who have not fired their required number of shoia In (lie shooting gallery nml its this la one uf t lie requirement i for a grade for the military work those individuals will Imve lo report Immediately to the armory Past experience has shown that If this Is put off again and again that very aiften it Ih forgotten alto gether and as a consequence gome Junior and seniors find themselves still privates in the rear rank The range work Is part of tho prescribed training In connection with the military training and must be com pleteil before credit Is grouted In order to facilitate matters Sergeant Cobb haB gone to the trouble of of copies making miniedgraplied The new shooting hours available sheet is posted on the armory door every'dav anil the rudets ran sign up one day to shoot the next For example It Is necessary to sign up Thursduy In order to shoot on Friday and so on during the week The final selection of themenwho will (onstltute the U A C Rifle will shoot against which Team will bo made next other colleges week There are about 30 rnenass yet not eliminated and from these 15 to 20 will he picked to fire tho competition About 8 matches are already scheduled' wlih arrange ments for others pending 1 SANITATION Street QUALITY Turkey Dinner Thanksgiving Day |