Show 22 1922 ThcHav June STUDENT LIFE ALPHA KAPPA PSI! Old Friends WELCOME Page Three Figures presented by the U S Bureau of Education to the Prof N A Pedersen leaves “Wimmin voters this year Association of American ColTo Be today for the University of Cal- leges show that National Fraternity “Yes and these short skirts Oregon Utah At ifornia Established to be gone for one year and Iowa have the largest make a lot of wimmen look like C A U Neff Good wishes N A but we fear number of students in proporthe ghost of Shakespeare will tion to population Attendance at universities colleges and proA chapter of the Alpha Kappa about these halls mope till sadly fraternibusiness fessional schools last Phi national return year your at the totaled 450000 established a gain of 36 ty will be 1917-191- 8 cent over in the Nedine Foutz Agnes Lindsay per Utah gri cultural College f — the Reece Chamber-laiJennie n Pat and during probably “The hustler sometimes comes ' near future former of the A to to students according summer quarter grief but that is better than C are attending summer school has which jsut information waiting for it to overtake you” at the Petof G Utah University reached President Elmer -- t I J TIME FOR CARE Afton Odell is signed up to at Heber Utah mah Agricultural College chap- teach will ter of the Alpha Kappa Psi dean of Blanche Mendenhall will teach be Dr W L Wanlass and ‘Textiles” at the Young Univerthe School of Commerce next year Business Administration at the sity E RobinsCollege Professor D Reva Lewis will teach at the on in charge of the department Provo high school next year of Marketing Professor W E Thain of the department of AcLeRcy Funk well known A C counting G W hain Louis K who has Falck W J Merrill Louie Bal-jf- f debater and graduate A B Hintze Del V Gardner but recently completed a year's and Driver E graduate work at the Agricultur Cyril Clarke The — little girls” “That’s right You gotta be careful who you try to ppt on the head”— Kansas City Journal 4 Sam — “Ah done heard dat dey fine’ Columbus’s bones’’ Ezra — “Lawd ! Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin man’’— Columbia Jester charter members of the Smith accorded the U A C School of Commerce and Business Administration by Alpha Kappa Psi in placing a chapter on the campus is a result of the high standard of scholarship The maintained by the school The recognition Utah Agricultural College 230 IWW — She is the San-To- x symbol of Purity and identifies for you not Toilet and Hygienic Preparations only the many splendid San-To- x but also the high type of Drug store where they may be obtained There is a wide wide range of these San-To- x Preparations — all of perfect purity — and each for some definite need of Toilet or Hygiene Get them at PRESCRIPTION DRUG CO “We Are Here to Serve” al college of Iowa Ames was a 14 WEST CENTER week school at visitor this the Miss Florence Odell will teach next year in the Morgan high schooi — so also will “Chick” Hart and “Wilf” Porter if re- LOGAN UTAH Cherry Blossom Lunch ports are true was institution of collegiate At mess one evning Pat was the United States to of- asked if he liked spinach Pat replied: “No I don’t and fer work in commerce I’m glad I don't for if I liked it I’d eat it and I hate the stuff” CORRECT During the draft a Texas was caled in for examin“What animal makes the nearHe answered the quesest approach to man?” asked the ation tions satisfactorily luintil asked teacher “The cootie” replied the red- if he had had any accidents headed “No!” he replied boy— Cincinnati En“What! haven’t you had anyquires $f— thing happen to you?” “Oh a rattle snake bit me one v V the first grade in 4 WE pride ourselves on the excellent Merchants’ ft Lunch we serve from 11 a m until 8 p m Every business day The Lunch embraces the choicest of meats and includes Bread Butter Potatoes and either Coffee Tea or Milk The Price Only 35 Cents cow-punch- er TEACHERS! Me have many good positions avail-fthl- e for capable teachers Good selection of localities Ilotli elementary and high school positions SEE US AT ONCE Heyrend Teachers’ Exchange 530 Shonp Avc V nceident “Hell no! 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