Show STUDFNT LIFE PAGE TWO AVIS KARA EDITORIAL THE STUDENTS’ BANK Your financial problems will ivcetve (he A mod careful tonsuloralton here kindle toR'idtrifion t lanutei ies (be sttv ice oi ThttUTu'i Hank STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College- Printed by the Earl & England Publishing Company Utah Logan By AL Thatcher Bank HALL K Entered as second-clas- s mail matter September 19 1908 at Logan t’t This column is solemnly dedicated however tli men fjm'e When Jove kh ked all the gods Utah under the Act ot March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special to the Right Honorable William uis'e i Mt expired aid Ual-or other Visumus onie 1917 "X rate ot postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 8 "Billy” (’urrell founder of the l!dl pi ire there was in higgir Mir than on totliegoil authorized August 82 1918 IllOtl)' mritln-d Club who has conveyed this honor-Itntili ami dii-- l ttidd last vaj erented on " I’ee" Dice itH nativity sheet able line the in holes the occurred dav Un that through Member Western Intercollegiate News Service Saturday of-ou- gi--- - Esliilii-lie- 1 about the lies! exhibition of kit king got swav tor some good end gains out we have hud the pnvilege yf M Hansen got the habit of slipping 'link-vdav light through sno inrling uouiHlih-Managing Editor titled "Who Poured Syrup lumping since Jsi Associate Editor Sucks" a we were all iwhen year young r enemy hall lamer like a reptile BUSINESS STAFF ns victim right aiound tin whiutur ue admit do-than at ! 1 O D Merrill Business Manager! student nirrtory Miughaii and Croft nMi'le Ihii R Denton Smith Ass’t Business Manager! For your winter potatoes vluie they' planted all In Id ji I I'l'W bit worse The O A ’ ihaM aud Womlsule and Con-if old J u pi el hiniseir had hulled a DEPARTMENTS j“Spud" Brady 1 COEDS COUGHS anil ' well Athletics! lnt' iiiumler Imil alter them wnen our UO Haude Adams — "Dm" l’aikitison Phone mu wreak a had tiuthlied with Hum hod and Caroll Hansen Under the "A GROUPS 47U-Beanies uttering a lew hrok'Ui ml- - tear Alumni — Sidney Cornwall Wood-odsome exeeption Call ou “n iu” ‘WtKiley for HOT llir bones lone at least t and broken Charles Hart Clever Artist1 ROLLS man h ft us with pluying ami got Ins "plum Hplrit tilt Independent o elisions tin- eeiiler” on a numb-roP R Johnston SEWING MACHINES repaired— Orokon saw Special Writer They hopes In en xiial ti x wo-iv iii ii a mi-- s hnw-Geneva Ensign shades of the California Special Writer' Albert Bobiugbroke tin- wav our hoys behav-g HA11BERGER For fresh That's tin- - siiukist "Aau-li--o'er Jennie Reese Society heh-l- d in all BONES see “Butch"! hnPd Tin v the impi Wavps and they Audene Merrill Stenographer AGE and SOUP but in shattered fragile ills pa ttuents the ie v men anting like Panfle REPORTERS ' and the old pulling their only and behind the seal posts olivets ALVIN HINTZE WILFORD J MERRILL ronstamlv lie on over gaining Blums Cum and ground Aggies “Hoy! Bkinney! W E ATWOOD VERNON YOUNG 111 see what Uenrietig Bolt" that manner does our pride They are all due for a great WILLIAM BOWMAN WENDELL THOMSON The Inivs from presrnt indications and march on and our fame LUCILLE ALLEN P A BALLINGER the purple line to p l formant Blue ‘in changed qtuiMimn Believe m- - we are sure proud of Number 4 Volume XX grey and made them rest belli ml the What did Geneva Hatch? our 1921 7 leader warhorse the willows Falck gang They are going to hit the Fridyafi October How near is Etlie Brown 7 ' or he- - Wyoming line for a "Ghoul will field on'v at the up pounded How much did William Pack? -on Stand and then f(wonrushes in his smashing keep KEEP THE HALLS QUIET jing slopped Who did Anna Boss? 'em if you want a plan- i’i he after the ground enemy stamping The herd instinct is developed to a high extent in man there-for- e Why didn't Biaruh Budge? had eluded several of the purple (and the sun — around here Did you see Vliglnia Burnham? EDITORIAL STAFF 188:: d ' IVe will now j sins a little song Howell Brothers on- 111 j - t Logan's Foremost m-- 1 lli--- I CLOTH IK Its e t i SAPS-Lvaftin- - " The quiet beauty of a home well furnished denotes the success of its master t ' I i Buy it at I SPANDE m-i- - it would be useless to try to keep students out of herds But there are certain districts within the College that are resI hail a girl who had a wooden arm tricted for congregational gatherings and one of those districts ARCHIE’S RIILMES Around tier I would linger is the main halls of the administration building Ilow I knew she had a wooden arm Professors that conduct classes adjoining the passageways ON THE OLD STVIt-I ran a sliver in my finger have filed complaints time and again to the President’s office A touted gang of j Came from the Ogder Club hoping that some action would be taken to prevent their classes from being disturbed by the ebatterings of the radiator fans Sid Spencer Lord Mayor of the To leave a bunch of nose-s- i nrs If anyone wants to gossip or queen let him shift to the lawns Cork is visiting Logan this week And give the boys a rub or vacant rooms Bill that brigli'ly tv Inkle In their iliiya before th“ mast If this warning is not heeded some fair Adonis basking in There’ about nothing glow the shade of a radiator and breathing sweet perfume with a fair "Caruso'’ Vogelzaug Vais have lost the wtukle but his walk Venus will be greatly embarrassed when he is asked to roll his For playing football hoof to other quarters 'mb former stars as W irlr-AL K llAIL is pained to observe "ISUuhie” Deo A ltd all-st- ar f SIGN CARDS AT CHAPEL Many students have been unable to determine why printed slips were handed to them as they entered the chapel door For the benefit of those unfortunate souls the reason is here given: The Attendance and Scholarship committee have to have some way of checking up on chapel attendance which is compulsory and this system has proved to be the best one tried cards are to be signed and placed in the basket at the door on leaving the assembly hall In order to expedite matters the authorities suggest that the students occupying the front rows should march out first The word MARCH is to be emphasized As a little care in adhering to this simple request will eliminate the congestion at the chapel door alter exercises are over The students on the north should march out of the north door those in the center out of the center door and those of the south section out of the south door that Joe Maugban has joined the fantry I In- shifty bright and pearly 'Long stda of "Luke" and "Pee" Crook and U1 Twltehell If the student who persists in atfiles their fighting (God tending clus-x-- s without his collar aud Can't make a line of crash-me- n tie will call at this office Al an-- ' Like Btanger Maughm will fie glad to furnish him Knowles tions for iii Adam's Apple Their full names might be Mined point blank (OXstl On si rolls with cold to bind 'em WHILE walking But what could stop the Aggie tank THRU thisiudes behind With a thousand ll VIL today I ’em WAS TERRIBLY shocked OX Till’ HIrdlY PERIOD UPON limling Hint Little ditties full of sluxh A - w Thul'fa oft tinn-- called the mii-- li FORMER high Keep a slippin’ from tin- pen SCHOOL heron Of the College buys and inei STILL persist Little fin-its bimsy frame IN PA HADING Print-sIn Hie hull of fan--THEIR High Sell on! For the render of LETTERS on sweater Doesn't care for things that stiv "A word Just ns long as it i funm TO the lie is repaid for hi money WISE la And the coming SUFFICIENT" Will he lead by cvnenpntinn YOU'RE In From the rhymer of the time COLLEGE now That are up to date on line FORGET Few that revel in this sphere THE Will Ih counted with Bhakespeure CRADLE But a ill sink from off the hill When their Ink pens cense to spilt Where is he who ha a rhyme Tie-- ITthlo of the “Prodigal Sou" j That will stand Hie storm of time or "The Young Man Who Came And lit renturiet that are coming Bmk from the lupin " Still he well Up In the running? if there ba sui b let him write Don t shine so Furniture Company LOGAN trite For the average stuff Pen the words that shake a nation From her present day foundation And for sake of self defense Scrawl out ditie with some sense is - “GIVE A THOUGHT TO MUSIC” fair fo'ed with lender sympathetic nature and not loo light hair and blue eyPlease (all at Phi Kap house tall WANTED — when home 11 A lie Sidney Let us supply your inusica ) Needs is al Cornwall Viet rolas Vietrola Records Pianos Music Player Piano’s Student: "Is Midsummer's Nights Dream in?" ‘Do you know Assl I ihririat-who d reamed it"’ Thatcher Music Company If you want “Kleider Machtn Lente" runs an old German proverb which when translated into the vernacular means “Clothes Makes the People" Bringing it to the College it would read “A Coat Makes the Man Dressed" The tendency at the College has been to wear common clothes in fact to wear the clohtes one chose to wear but some few have ventured so far ns to break the conventional rule of etiquette by appearing without a coat s College students should be above such a breach The of good breeding have said “To be fully dressed gentlemen wear a coat” It is hojx-- that during the time spent at the College the men will abide by the requests of the authorities and appear in the class room fully dressed advo-cate- d PRAISE FOR THE hlOIK Within three weeks Professor Johnson has developed a congregation of singers that any College would be proud to support The College Choir deserve a great deal of praise for their worthy renditions each week and it is hoped that the students who take part in the singing derive as much pleasure as those who listen W Article From Pen of I) E Robinson Finds Way To Magazine grtkl written by Prof D E in charge of Hitt work in marketing at tha Coilegn appears In tha laat build of "The Mailbag’’ a national mugazin devoted to the Intercut of direct mail advertising Th art h ie I rut it led "A College That Woke’ Up to Ba Direct Mall I’oaalblllf lea” It outline a nucceas-fu- t letter campaign put on by the Coilegn in introducing to the teach-r- t of the State tho extensive work in education offered by tha institution An WIT ft TUB- - Robinson j Fifty seniors met Just Friday to fleet officers for the present year Jennie Iteese acted as chairman Chat lea J Hart editor of that laat year’s Buzzer told of th financial condition of the stuff whhh ass very gratify Ut The election of officers resulted In the following receiving nflu e: V J Morrill preal I Intel Alien dent vie president Jennie Reese secretary and tress ttrer and Allan Cannon uthWtle Wilford D Porter will manager 'oni nue to ad as represent atlva to the esecntlva committee Hy the HAND MEMBERS WANTED turnout to tha (list meeting It looks as tho tha dignitaries will prnvo to Any Student Who desires to play In tha rollegs band will report in ihri" lvp' tUM durln band room today at 8 p m Btudentai’ who report regularly for band pran-tlc- a at 1 p nt All former members are will ba excused from taking drill to be there ee Important bust and oredit for military work will be urged nese will be discussed given or ba may register for band and a a a receive college credit The Cafeteria will open at IttfS a m amt close Mondays WednesKSAUX ART GUILD On days and flat orders it 1 p m TO KSET other days of the week it will close at A meeting af the fleatu Art Guild t :3d p m This aihredule will begin KI be bald today la the Art rooms next Monday buuWnroard First Canto: Four aud twenty berries Sweaters Underwear Hosiery HtrsPl TAI Jeweler And Optician Blankets Shoes and Hose for All L D S Garments (Uent’s Furnishing1 OU ANY KIND OF Ivtic IJutltlinjr KNIT GOODS West I Ccnlf i CALL AT OUU STORE WE HAVE WHAT YOU WANT AND on: BRICES ARE i Everybody Trades at The Cache Valiev Merc Co's 1 BASIS PRICES 192 ALL Sonora and Brunswick Phonograph Complete Stock of Records at— FONNESBECK KNITTING WORKS LUNDSTROM’S I RHYMES Patient number ONE: 1 went to Chem and made some brew: drank shout a quart nr twn tried to hop a moving ear It didu't atop so here I are I r I eui h can tell you one thing It didn’t leave mo much HARRY’S CAFE PIXNPlt itor — IOC Spring Chicken Oysters 50r Open Pay and Night One-llii- lf ROc Aggie Lunchbaskel tlUlinrlly a SI— lpnN‘ I'lur f Patient number TWO 1 went down atalra to try loma hash Rome spuds and aoup and other trash I ate a mouthful of tha Second Canto: Hung around the balls one day And met a pretty damn Not to take her to a show Would Ih an awful aba me So down to the Lyric 1 strutted off with May Hut when I asked the price of name And now Fve got an awful pain Patient number THREE: I went to History one seats I fainted right away f ill day lern of Caesar and Pompeii A auhjerf dead we’ll alt admit Rut deader now am I than It IzOgan 2nd Hand Store New and Used (JocmIh Bought and Exchanged Nila P Anderson Prop rhotifl 108 POBox 3S W 88-3- Patient number FOP It I went to tha Library thorn eyes And there upon his arm my charming damsel So I came back to the farm a 1 to sit To gop and think and' chat a hit Put down from her desk pounced our friend Miss Pott Thus here I lay upon my cot — Finn! f S ' They are Wonders Three Meals a FIRST Open from D:iy CLASS The Vicar C The Old a m to 7 IMuee SHOE It 11 A 1 10 p Wakefield High School FRIDAY At 7 o’clock I It I N't TR0TMAN j for Guaranteed Work and Material of ban ' E 1st North St To Third and IjirI Canto: Along come "Doc” Preston With satchel full of junk Ila felt my pulse observed my tongue And said I must he drunk Just then I opened up my TRY OUR 23c DINNERS HOME-MADDIES AND JIEAT-l’lE- Comte U1 toon mori 11 paper H'D guiillfi n WELCOME STUDENTS rllnK tel fruvnti Kf gnd By our Rimpln met hod your t without qulekly ferene with prem-n- t work W The or IzwnI ( Imw Urol wit Hi hoot In the worfiL for full purtlrulant gnd llt pf roMfu! pupil Kndorm-i- l IM rtn by nnT-tt- d portrklt den-lope- At The PRESBYTERIAN CUURCII llUUtl PIILKHt It V MfiiMt-- lrgetf tlltrtd r VI mglmt AsriNim: (Tttiiron Itul a ij '17 cakes mid pie and glugeranups Em losed to mo from Ms Afl-I bud registered And bought my books and Home MORAL! 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