Show PAQR TWO tudbnt Lira EDITORIAL v THE STUDENTS’ BANK f Your financial problems will receive the STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College Printed by the Carl a England Publishing Campsny ' Utah II till noth an ted Augest 12 lilt produced at the Colleg also playing Hi the “role"' of Mrs Hardcastle “She Stoops to Conquer’’ Miss Love EDITORIAL STAFF served as an instructor of Home Ec Wilford D Porter Managing Editor at the college and also as a member : Associate Editor of the board of trustees'- - After leadKiss Hendricks : BUSINESS STAFF ing the college she became Instructor D Merrill : LBusinesa Manager of Home Ec at the V of U —: On Sept 10 1(10 Mias Lore marDEPARTMENTS ! Claude Adams — Athletics ried Carlos I Ounford At present 1 Chroll Hansen U UCder the “A” they hnve three little Aggies Stephen L T Clayton and Burnel all husky Alumni Sidney kiddles and future Aggie football Charles Hart 1 Clever Artist hopes Mrs DHnford Is I member-oI : P R Johnstoh the Sorosls sorority Special Writer e Geneva Special Writer JOHKPH HICKMAN Jennie Reese — Society History and Kfigllxli ’ll Audene Merrill Stenographer won bis letter in track be“Joe" REPORTERS In state meet two years He the ing WILFORD 3 MERRILL ALVIN HINTZE was also the first man to edit a W E ATWOOD VERNON YOUNG summer Student Life WILLIAM BOWMAN WENDELL THOMSON Joe has been in the field of educaP A BALLINGER LUCILLE ALLEN tion since his graduation Having Volume XX Number 2 occupied the position of superintendent of Logan City schools for five Friday September 23 1921 After leaving here he was years Member Western Intercollegiate " — NeWI Service — 0 -- j— Cornwall: — —ii f Ensign: ‘ 1 5 s HOLD UP AGGIE TRADITIONS Hold up the Aggie traditiions Aggies before you have made records Aggies before you have put the A C in the limelights of the educational world Will you help hold it there or will you kt it fall One noble tradition established by your predcessors is honesty Aggie athletes are loyal fighting demons but they are honest Aggie debaters pride themselves in the fact that they are always willing to give a fair deal to the other team Wherever you find a true blooded aggie you find a man that is square You are now at school to equip yourself for the battle of life For your own sake for the sake of all you will deal with don’t let that equipment be a stinted dishonest character Give the college your class your fraternity or sorority or whatever else you may be connected with the best that there is in you Aggie traditons are noble Keep them thus Make your motto: "Honesty to myself my fellow students and to my Alma Mater” A Kindly consideration charactet izes the service of Thatcher Bank Thatcher Bank E HAZEL LOVE made head of the Wayne district Horn Economies 05 schools the position which be now : Raisrad aa scond-ctas- s raaU matter BsgUmbar at Legal While at school Miss Love was an holds Utah ander the Act of March I 1117 Acceptance for mailing at special active member fn dramatics taking a "In 1910 Jee Was overtaken by rate of ypatage provided for lp Section 1103 Adt of October 3 1117 leading part Hi the Drat play ever matrftoohy marrying Della Taylor Login consideration here most careful Who’s Who" last year Carlos was stricken with His condition made con- paralysis slderable Improvement until August of this year when he euddently died As a result of the death of Carlos' Dun ford the state lost cue of ls They have foer children ' rt '' e best workers Irt the field Of EducacAhixw L Ul'NPORI tion' He was energetic sincere and an- inspiration to his students as Agriculture '17 they will testify ' 'Carlos entered the'A'C Ill J907 ' I' ' f and ngaia In 1913 While here he 8TAXLEY I PRESCOTT was a brilliant student maintaining Commerce ’JO high standard in alt 'bis work “Sian” says “I sure mise the old Carlos was a tennis and handball enthusiast winning the hand ball school” 'No wender for he la engaged aa hn hceoutttant and tttldlto championship In 1419 After leaving the A C he became jin Chicago which gives him ample see the “A” head of the Agricultural department reason for longing “Stan’’ played the lead In "The At of the Granite High School Granite he did very creditable work Angel in the House" the college developing a keen Interest among his play of 1919 and also figured In a “A Doctor students in competitive livestock and Periwig production Id fact Spite of Himself" grain judging contests "Stan's" home Is Sydney Aus-- j Carlos probably coached more Vin- p which entitled him to trails other bigh than teams any nitig In the Cosmopolitan Club He serb 00! Instructor in the state While instructing at Granite was also a member of the Periwig Carle worked on hi Master degree and Commercial Club He was chairwhich he obtained in Education from man of the Executive committee in the U of U In 1920 While In- 1919 and is a member pf the Delta structing Students at the State Fair Nu fraternity Howell Brothers - ' " t BULLETIN BOARD 5 Logan’s Foremost CLOTHIERS - a t - -a- -- SPANDE N Lost In class room of SEE THE COLLEGE FIRST Furniture Company LOGAN u UTAH Give a Thought To Music” Rent at You map Thatcher Music Company GRAFONOLA PIANO PLAYER PIANO v We Can Also Supply the Latest Records Archies Rhymes nt at Buy it A Sophs Tables The 1 'J The quiet beauty of a home well furnished denotes the success of its master mem-berhl- gives walsted annual party for all girl registered He owned a large family of 1 nam In the school of Home Economics ed Amos who waa brought up under Friday at 4:39 p m in the Women’s the close guidance of the eld moss back At the age of 2 months he was Gym given lessons in food conservation as LOST — somewhere on the campus the nipple on the bottle he got his gentlemans gold filled eversharp dinner from was pressed so tight toPlease return to office of gether that little Amos got only tha pencil Life the Student iklmmed milk and the cream was Gladys Brown— She la the pretty left in the bottle Did you ever take a trip about the College campus and become blonde girl with the marcel wavea When 'five years old Amos was so acquainted with what is really located there ? Do you realize how who preside most of the time at well trained in this art that he could mueti work the College embraces and where that work is carried the Registrar’s office window She appease his sppelte by the gazing on THE YEARLING WARRIOR and la aa obliging aa ihe la pretty the picture of Mellon's food As his on? There are many who have entered the froht door and have can hunt out your D'a and E’a hs ! ment freshle a lad confidents! father told him he would stalwart left the same way who have no idea where the Widtsoe Hall the fait aa you want them Some say she make a good boarding house keeper T’wa just the other day Livestock Building the Plant Industry Building or the Engineer is a vamp though she isn't a Theda he decided that his fortune would be “My baby friend Why ao sad" ing Building are located If perchance they know where the Bara type at any rate aha has a I chanced to say made from the juggling of hash and wide of friends and gets In the manipulation of Hen fruit "Ob Boy” he moaned so slow buildings can be found what is carried on within them is as far on all range come the parties which along “Just feel — Ob Oh Having his vocation selected early from their knowledge as the shape of the animals on Mars She was Student Body la life Amo kept his eyes open for Get acquainted with the College Take a little tour about anc during the Summer quarter and la That bump would take fire sales on dishes canned fruits The sap from any boo” find out for your own benefit what is really being dene on the a member of the Sorosia sorority etc Each year he took bla little sore My crust hill bucket and filled it up with wild My bide it tore ( (luude Adams — Claude Is a native I’ve never felt like tbla before fruits to be chucked in a cellar for He la the boy with of Tremonton In many scraps J’ra been I guess futnr use ECONOMY the curly kalr' who write up athAt th ago of 2 he had aholo pf But was never left 'tb inch He haa a letics tor Student Life corals abouih thsead CerfecaSdS mes“ Too much stress cannot be placed on the cutting town of exparticular aversion to Math but la “Why sonny why your eye so coral about hit bead as a reault of so penses There are many who feel that they cannot dejwive them- a shark at public speaking since he black many fossils ted Ideas having died selves of the things that they have been used to and for that rea- la going to be a lawyer some day Haa someone crossed your say there son their names are missing on the roll books There are others He la aa ambitious as Caeuhr and And handed you a gentle smack But he opened a can of dried la so he the mind of a Socrates That darned tooPyour life away “ snails aad started boarding house rho feel that they can do without “heart desires until an educa- haa in the bound to make his mark the yearling bawled hanging bis shingle out with the fol air" “Kind tion is Becured This type of youth Is found working during his world Ha plays baseball and la a at m lowing sign ‘ spare time but keeping up a strong determinatioin to stay until member of the Delta Nu fraternity I've joined the grid gang eian't A SOP'S TABLES the end you aeet SERVED AT COST The other day we printed a rhymAltbo you think It may be funny Luxuries are delightful but during this period of depression 17 V4 cents per plate I find my share of the rough hon“ECONOMY” is the watchword for fraternites sororities and ed advertisement from a New Jeraey paper offering a Ford for tale The ey This was great stuff when the individuals And off and on ) miss the oval— purchaser 00 trying out the flivver meals had been going all th way leeped Into print with this effusion: My to plows aod Just Ilk a shovel from the collar button to th belt for And wbea sometimes the ball has 7Sc and up I bought that Ford with risen His bouse was tilled with famished ring At Leland Stanford Universityy there prevails a tradition that It’s two rear wheels and Some poor bird says It's blt'en souls for th flrat day aad mostly (every body says “Hello” to everybody else whether they are spring H had th We meet my friend In frightful with files thereafter Believe me boys It’s Just the thing baste acquainted or not This custom develops real friendship among And of Ite praleea table chcllaced to keep th boarders you hear me elng the students It only takes a little breath and energy to say Carburetor busted With two slight That'a when w double at the from estlng th grain out of the blows waist wood The windows were frosted so "Hello” to every one you meet Try it See how much better you I made a little dent and the old thing Sometimes our aim' a lit! low the psn esused by th star thra goes feel And at th Veaua make a dive— the glass would hot wear them oat Radiator’s fixed with n piece of gum That'a how this bump came — Ob He waa able to fix up a menu that Who'll now say that It'a on the bumf I Uuk maybe tome day be be fin removed the Differential greened KORRESPONDENCE Ob cost him fit cents per bead thereby equeak feller Ilk Prfe a wonder Air I'm yet alive1 It’s Harding and me making 19 cents on each entry In me It'a all to the good hear YOIIN VotT you TOHN I felt tha sapling’s tender hide 21 years hs had mad 12599 Speak P B—I tell you fiee yoke Oder Don't have to crank tt always atop Its tagged hie lower jaw covered bat on day b was peine Dear Hans— oa a hill “Mama's apron atriug’i untied day a feller he ask me how I bane found dead on on of tb table With By yemlnt I never see an mooch make my hair lay down and 1 tole On quart of mixture she's had her You'd beat run bom to Ma” a dollar clinched In bl hand fill green oa dla har kampui before him I pat my head In vlfe'a sock at The roroner made an Inquest and One pint of tobacco jutes on pint of Yoa see ve hare grans und trees and night H A negro preacher was discussing returned th verdict that b bad gat mad to lao and valk ga bashes vat make ting green all over avay bat I toll him aqaara ting Van There's not another car that aha ths subar( of Faith aad Knowledge queesed the eagle so bard that It but aow a sew color green some ap yoa see a feller vtd bald all lay down nn’t pai0 and la presenting this t his congre- picked him on th band hod bl ohln oa da bill Ho bans bright green nice yoa yaat bet be pat aoetr oa ble Tb ten lust spokes aren't missed at gation gave th following argu- being so tight that when tt brokt tb all DU hew green he been eall head to bold hair down tea ha get And there's tour more now all ready ment! “Noe brodderen boeh alt shock stopped bis heart by freshle and aura la lota of him He home to fall TOHN MORAL:— If yoa are afraid to Brother Johnalog la tha asm seat la of but the Tire (peed a full show gam ad giggle and make love rags It Slater Johniings Slater John-sin- g sleep alone leave tho light oa them la library and yuat have fine time but — One Of the harmless patients of 0 It doeen't run on tb rtma and It doe know them’ her cllloa ah 0 pardy aooa I bet tra dollar b go lunatic oaylum allowed to assist the knows It Now that's knowledge not uee air Judge — Can't thla ease be settled Ilk a tree and loose his green You workmen In repairing a wall went It look kind of bad with It banged Brother Johnslng ho think dem’a out of court ap tin So It mak leaves fall from tree ven about poshing a wheelbarrow apeld Now dat’s faith" his children Kelly — turn that's what w wert But: It'a a darned good Ford for the Vtstar be coma and ven fresh la geet down to do your honor wha lb trying It'a la shape twe tree cold look from aouf old Th young man walked down th police Interfered “My friend" aald a Tb celebrated aoprand waa Ih tb street with one shoe off and bla eoat Who waa Nero was hs teb follow prof be loose bla green too' I yuat man "yoa should tars yoar wheelvonder If t base green Ilka data too barrow over" A middle of her aolo when little Johany tamed Inside out pollccmjn that waa always cold? y van I came to dU bar akool “Not oa yoar llfap replied the aald to hie mother referring to th stopped lm New that's Zero another gay I bop all green U gone aow “Wbat't tha lads 7” b demanded patient “ tamed It over yeeterday condurtor of tho orchestra: I (Ink freahl ban fin ting all and they put brlrke la It" “Wall poa It’s tlah way" re“Why doa that man bit at th rt£bt tof If no freahl coma den aooa womna with Ihe atlekT" plied th young man “I'm taking a Lawyer— Will 21909 for breach bs a Baa lor as vorld can’t go vldeut Lev end Ufa and leaghtar “He I not bitting at bar" replied course at a correspondence school of promise bo puulebmont enough Bsalord If freebie bee good boy and sad yesterday those dam sophomores fuh hlmT Light and liberty th mother “Keep quiet" lad his mamma and bo ikoot krap Lilting Ilea to lacquer “Well than what la ah hollarin' Wrot to me aad told mo to koa Th Aggrieved— No I want him to y Man's ad Mady bard aad loos bees free 0 fort" marry mo myaelf" besides participating In numerous local debates between different colleges He has a wicked serve in tennis and has been married a little He intends to go to over a year Harvard next year and to be the first man from Utah to get his PhD from that Institution 'r f 1 the Main By GEORGE UNAPE ' book and rate insurance building There was onee an old fossil who classification manual Finder please would have made Herbert Hoover Wllford J Merrill—' The Inst of look like the biggest spendthrift in the Ulustrloua line of Merrills but return to Student Life office the world by no means least v He presides with Bo rests sororiety holds open house There was nothing In legends or In du dignity in the outer sanctum of matter on the subject of feed 1st West 300 South at for printed public office answer Can and the President’s Ing the family that he didn’t know Hs has Saturday between 4 and 6 p m any question put to him He had It figured out just how won no little distinction In the field where to cut the turnips end caband PARTY ECONOMIC HOME of debating having represented ths bage so that no particle would be Institution at Michigan last spring Its home Economic Club In College Established 1883 Player Rolls Sheet Music This Space Reserved For V C M WENDELBOE Jeweler And Optician Shoes and Hose for All Gent’s Furnishings 1 PREACH West Center Lyric Building: 'a Everybody Trades at The Cache Valley Merc Go’s Sonora and Brunswick Phonographs Complete Stock of Records at— x-- kind-hearte- d ' Distinctly n Students' Place TRY OUR 25c DINNERS HOME-MADPIES AND MEAT-PIJ2- S amltl-mUer- E They are Wonders Tlirw Mai FIRST Opn tnm Day CLASS Unuig m SHOE REPAIRING"' C TROTMAN The Old Place for Guaranteed Work and Material WELCOME STUDENTS Any-Vt- hi U LUNDSTROM’S SAY HELLO FROM r 3' t ' At The PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH HARRW I'lUJtnmr Minis! 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