Show STUDENT PAGE TWu VJU EDITORIAL mall matter September Entered as Utah under the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing rate of postage provided tor in Section 1103 Act of October authorized August 22 1918 second-clas- 19 s EDIT0BUL STAFF Russell Croft Lucile Talmage E W Robinson J Francis Hayes Sadie Stevenson A 1908 at at 3 Bulletin i Board NOW Never Before You Must Buy Quality Known as the B e s t A s KUPPENHE1MER ' CLOTHES j The Best Known Moderately Priced Value Considered Colors Guaranteed 3°a Managing Editor’ Associate Editor Stenographer Exchange Editor Society Editor Under the “A” Alumni Notes Such Is Life Special Writer Special Writer Special Writer Nadine Foutz Adaliene Barber Elna Miller Soraba Pearl Oberhansly A Ilulme Nebeker Karl G Ilinman WOOD hi reuben young John aurellus humphery brown Track Meet at Ogden Monday packed his grip an' cum tu town May 10 he spent 4 years in this littui burg attendin’ th collige so I’ve heard Tennis Tournament U of U vi U A C at Salt Lake May 10 John's dad kept John in tubs uv kale he sent him scads — bl th bale Chapel May 11 Conferring of an as a consequence this made John and other awards Scholarships Logan veritable ass tu look upon j special j Friday May 14 Freshman Play 1917 four years and John got his degree 'th reason yu can easily see j Saturday May 15 May Festlcal plainly he tepskln wa II— ln: Business Manager' Assistant Business Manager Sybil Spande SAW (VOTTA Lir d ’ hav j Ca f7”nnf now ust at thia tlDe john as broke- hla dad'a flnance were a Jokeso John rote to an eastern firm Monday the CwUfg® 8erve a noon day meal HOWELL BROTHERS - John felt sure th boss would say “burn th rails — cum tu day" but 'stead uv this th manager wired oiesen disappeared from the campus j U "say young feller yu make me tired" last Tuesday (4tb May) Any in- formation leading to its recovery will "yu learn damn littui math and chera be greatly appreciated by him yu waste four years ut your time It was left at the foot of the bill REPORTERS C E COOLEY an' then WILFORD PORTER directly in front of the main building C J HART think yu know there's all tu know VERNAL WILLIE among a group of pine trees It has a LETTY RICH why not kid sum whiskers grow? J A HEXDRICK3 gray frame dark rims clincher tires HOLLY BAXTER DOROTHY WEILER and a bell on the right handle bar "mi bo I might give yu a job W J MERRILL MORRIS CHRISTENSEN E R HANSEN WINONA CHERRY diggin’ trenches or carryin’ a hod Cash will be paid for secondbut I’m afraid yu couldn't stand LEROY FUNK BRAMWELL PECK hand srehool and college books the grind — it's work — yu understand A B HINTZE T H MORRELL whether used at the U A C or not Bring them to the Book Store MonVolume XVIII Number 29 "i have an openin’ yu might take day May 10 I’ll give it tu yu for humanity's sake Friday May 7 1920 it's assistant tu th office boy Make your date for the next he'll make your life one round of SOMETHING WRONG U A Y C Lyceum May 18 The action of the heads of the Foods Department In refusing the use of Joy” the Foods Laboratory to the students who had the preparation of the "A" Day lunch in charge has created no small amount of adverse comment John looked around for 14 weeks ’ tu hold for Whv grown up ladies who use the laboratory every day could be expected f°r something "soft keeps to do any great harm by using the equipment to cook a small quantity of meat and make the same Into sandwiches is a mystery which will always he finally through luck nailed down remain unsolved When asked for permission to use the department's a permanent job as a circus dow n equipment the girls were told to "take it to your sorority houses” It is certainly an imposition on college students to be treated like here’s th moral uv ml rime it’s this — and works out every time eighth graders for reasons which we believe cannot be logically explained TU CUT A SHINE IN THIS WORLD In contrast with this treatment we might cite the case of the Cafeteria BI GUM where every courtesy was extended to the young ladies and all equipment LIKE A YU GOTTA SAW WOOD (rooks included) was at their disposal i A Logan's Foremost Clothiers sayin' "i've education tu bum" t i NATIONAL BANK'PROTECTION Get the Right Bank back of jou and jour business will expand more rapidly First National Bank Logan Utah Under U S Government Supervision Resources $150000000 j C-- — A CHANGE NEEDED Unless that yearly riot we choose to call “Senior Chapel" decided turn for the better it should in the near future be I' t J B From Reuben's Rimes takes a yanked because of his ineffectiveness varsity team would count five points Thornburg replaced dropped and wildness on couege papr three and so on the number of points allowed to each gtudent perhaps as bad as it ever has been or could be We marvel that anything game without further damage being limited By this to equal It could be staged outside of a bowling bolshevist gathering with the score card 'means the "campUB lion" common to Berkeman himself at the bead and Emma Goldman as first lientenant The Lynn Andrus pitched winning ball every college would not be allowed to Juniors who are usually expected to stage some kind of counter revolu- - although hit freely particularly !r bold all the positions from football tion were decidedly unorganized and Inactive as a body and the larger the ninth inning when with a seven captain to editor of the college paper part of the barbarous disturbance was created by underclassmen who are 'run lead he allowed five hits and very near the bottom of the Collegiate ladder and who rightfully should tour runs In this inning the down- - (OMmlDO A have played the role of innocent The "Spruce" the yearbook put staters ‘fought gamely via pinch No senior class could be expected to put on a program that would do hitters and all around offensive play by Colorado A C has been copyright- ed by the editors It is one of the first justice to Itself and the College with opposition such as was manifested to take the game of back a Tuesday staring them in the face and why they will aubmlt themselves to made up Hansen college yearbooks to have its original Percy such ridicule Is not quite clear to some We do not propose to turn the third base that brought applause features protected by copyright exercises Into a sanctimonious farewell party but would merely like to see from the crowd The Aggie Infield the thing regulated in some way In the first place the Senior should end outfield all worked well and MICHIGAN A C By a recent vote taken among put on a program that will do Justice to themselves and be entertaining 'with more practice may bring the also then if the Junior class officially choose to do something real clever baseball galfon to our very own fraternity men at Michigan A C the men have declared themselves unanthat will not make a farce of the exercises all very well 8uch a thing trophy room could be tolerated but any "Red" or "Knight of the Road' ran imously in favor of establishing AGGIES tie piano national fraternities at the college keys and say disrespectful things that show nothing more than a fatty degeneration men ) of the cerebrum We expect something te Heretofore national have been tabooed more from college City Her special projects this winter have been to teach th women of Salt Lake to utilize mill ends in making children's clothing and to use the budget system in keeping household accounts and thus decrease the cost of living StelU ianuin 18 f teaching Home Economics In Levan Utah I'M I EltsITY W 7 Relay won by Utah with Wing Ferguson Woodbury and Dunyon Falck Croft running Dee and Thorley of the Aggies second Time — 1:38 Clouds gathered low rain threatened and so did the U of V with three run scored in the third Inning and on more in Ihj fourth Th outlook was growing dark for the Aggie baseball hope a J pluvu beckoned on his forces but J Pluve held and pour-- ’ ed forth a good bit of moisture af’ ter th game that almost upset ouri trck plan for the next dy Tbaj U Varsity horse hide heaver poured forth moisture leo hut It w of the eold sweat variety aa vmrlou' ri 'mhers of their quad took luma throwing away the contest Unlike J Piuvus skies Aggie skies hnd a break in the fourth' sixth and seventh Innings when they t 8 U pushed across eleven counters Is Wldtsoe Mrs At present Carlson on th mound for Utah Home fremonstrator for Salt Lake held for even Inning and was base-bailo- J r Parties and Banquets Special Winter weekly rates now in effect M S ECCLES Pres LYMAN HYDE Mgr organizations STANFORD C Manner a Stanford U man baa thrown the javelin 187 feet surpass- Ing the A A U record by two feet He is being considered aa a possible AGGIES TAKE TWO lltHEIItLL GAMES HUT DROP DUAL THICK MEET TO (Continued From Page One) Distance — 134 feet gle third Inches LOGAN UTAH UP TO DATE FIREPROOF 100 ROOMS WITH CONNECTING BATH Rates from $150 to $300 per day Excellent Dining Room and Lunch Counter Service Popular Prices Barber Shop and Billard Room in Connection Special Attention Given to Student NEW IELAND STANFORD UNIVERSITY is revising Its system of instruc tion The present major subject system w ill be eliminated during the first two years of college and one of required general subjects placed in its stead The reason for the change is that the elective system in high schools is leaving the student unprepared for college w ork ‘iv'hgt A ggie A lumni Are Doing Kugent Snow Pierce ‘05 was on of the best engineers the college ever produced Since his graduation Mr Pierre has been acting as city engineer for 8alt Lake City and as State Engineer Now he Is draftsman for the State Road Commission Mrs Thelma Foglehurg mother of the assistant registrar was the first student to register at the U A C She registered In the fall of 1888 Claire Parrieh an alumnus of 1911 is living In Wyoming where she is known as Mrs Ray Dorlus Mrs Doriua taught foods at the L D S U for three vears She surcaedel Mi Amy L Merrill When Mrs Merrill left her work ns State Hon o Demon strator to marry Mr Merrill Mrs Dorlus took her place again and followed up the demonstration work In various parts of the State laiura Cooer put her home eoom-U-- a training Into practical application before her graduation in 1918 when he married Ray Cardon the Jeweler What time Isn't occupied In the prep aratlon of her husbands meals ia pent In filling her aon'a lungs with air fresh from Logan's streets The sympathy of the present student body aa well aa the alumni of the College ia exiended to Mra Rose Homer Wldtsoe in the bereavement In the death of her husband th late Osborn Wldtsoe bead of th English department at the U ofU Mra Dldt-to- e was an active student of the U A C previous to her graduation In Since then she has been an I90 active woman in education work in th State For several years she was connected with the II Y C from 19- ll to 1914 abe wae matron at th L HOTEL ECCLES Covers the Continent IIAT "PE- I- IS Vigor vitality vim and punch Tbat’a pep! The courage to art on a sudden hunch — That's pep! F Romney batted for Peteraon in The nerve to tackle the hardest thing With feet that climb and hands ninth In that cling the! for batted Whitney Prouse A heart that never forgets to sing— nnh SCORE III That's INNINGS A - V pep! 4 — I Hand and grit In a concrete base— Utah That's pep! 0 0 -1- 1 I 0 0 0 J Aggies smile on an honest face— M Friendly Errora-Htl- eM Summary: That's pep! Oswaldl Romney 2 Adams Wilson The spirit help when another 2 Andrua Bowen 2 Hansen Ilelnp n dow Stle-fe- t hit — lbErickson Two-basThat know bow to ratter th blackThree base hit— Andrus Double est frown ey to M Ilomney That love It neighbor and love It Stolen base— Nathan to Adama town Dee 2 ilelnap Fslck 2 Hanson An' That' pep! Romney draon Adams M you know you In I Hit-Off Andru Nuthan and on-- 1 Inning off Carlson 8 In !To lcmk'forVhV beat In every mn third Innlnas Off Thornberg 2 ee and two-thirInning Base on That' pep! balls-O- ff Carlson 7 off Thornberg y0 niwt rRch thundering knockout 1 off Andrus 3 Struck out— by An- 0w bedrus 4 by Carlson 6 by Thornberg 1 Am r’m ith a laugh nrk fincrtfloe bit -- Falck lilt by pitcher rguM yoM know - M Romney Stlefd Wild pitches— You'll get the best whole of- th Andrus Carlson darmed show— Umpire — Mr- — Ex Ivor THAT'S PEP! 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