Show i W' iSa V4stxt— tk STUDENT LIFE PAGE TVvu Bulletin EDITORIAL Board The Cosmos club will & Tennis playing on tively prohibited England Publishing Company Utah Logan next “ There's Thursday night at 7:30 at Sigma President Jensen of Alpha house the B Y C will be the speaker STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College Printed by the Earl meet CHAFF Sunday pg a little chaff in ’’ — every threshing I M Cornfed Never 15 e f o r e You Must Buy Quality Known as the Best As posl- - Logan March 20 1920 Dear Sid: mail matter September 19 1908 at Logan Entered as second-clas- s Will the person who picked up a! Can ya take a tip from me? Yes? under the Act of March 8 1S97 Acceptance for mailing at special fielder mitt in the handball court last — Well here it is Them Thetas is rate of postage provided ror in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1917 Tuesday please return to Ooach’s a wicked gang and if ya don’t want authorized August 22 1918 uv in KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES The Best Known Utah the lining oyster cans sewed up Iyer kote pockets don’t hang around n I know The offices of Dr Preston Health after 2 Russel! Croft ’20 Managing Editor FRED F1ELE Yrs Lucile Talmage ’21 Associate Editor Supervisor and Miss Kunz college F F Alumni Notes nurse and assistant in department of! p s — Mum’s the word Elna Miller ’21 Adaliene Barber ’21 Under The “A” Health Supervision will shortly bej Nadine Foutz ’20 if the sorority houses are crowded Society Editor moved into Room 175 now occupied Scraba Such is Life by Dr George R Hill Officiating to- - Take your girl to the movies for you Pearl Oberhansley ’22 Special Writer Isether the work of inspection and can't make love at home” be Ilulme Nebeker ’20 Special Writer medical attention to students will who Kunz Miss facilitated greatly Editor Sybil Spanrifl j gee gad the blind man as he Exchange has been released from college duties pkked p a hamrner and saw E W Robinson ’20 Business Manager durig the pa8t four week9 while 8he whereupon the Dumb man siezed has been in personal employ at theft whecl and gl0ke REPORTORIAL STAFF President’s residence will resume her V D GARDNER '21 VERNAL WILLIE ’22 C J HART ’22 College work next week LETTY RICH 22 Thetas are going to run a HOLLY BAXTER ’22 J A HENDRICKS ’20 for yellmaster Theta Ball April 17 CHASE KEARL ’21 MORRIS CHRISTENSEN ’21 DOROTHY WEILER ’23 REUBEN JONSSOX ’22 You’ll never have a good appetite THATCHER ALLRED ’21 WINONA CHERRY ’23 Aspirants for position as assistant if you insist on working it to death W J MERRILL ’21 LE ROY FUNK ’21 manager of football should hand C R HANSEN ’22 their names to Coach Romney at 1 dance hope “That was a otlice EDITORIAL STAFF ' Moderately Priced Value Considered 7 Colors Guaranteed Anti-meridia- HOWELL BROTHERS Logan's Toremost Clothiers ' great once Volume XVIII Number I 21 made a good impression on NATIONAL BANK PROTECTION Get the Right Bank back of you and your business will expand more rapidly First National Bank that girl" Friday March 26 1920 Lost — Loose leaf book with valu-- t She’s been “I guess you did Finder will please reable notes ever since” limping COURTESY VS LUNCH turn to Student Body office Mark Occasionally we hear the suggestion that the students should have Argyle’s name on the inside cover The latest creation at school is an more self government more control over their conduct at College The to discuss ways and association observer must feel that we already have more liberty than we thoughtful Cross country run Wednesday mcang of glde gteppig old age Ills know how to use This year the faculty has granted us the privilege of March 31 will start at Thatcher1 famouflaged nnd" Glrl-Cosmos voluntary rather than compulsory attendance at chapel As a result is is! Brog Bank corner 4:30 p m Clubnecessary for some one to go Into the hall at the begiiyting of chapel or Student Body meeting and plead with the students who are loitering there" LA- - C-Y C Lyceum Taber- “Curley Bowen has found it to attend the meeting And then it has become 8 P‘ SUdent to pawn bis razor to buy The audience"To 'naC‘e leaveThe exercUes'asooMhe oceurrce'orYparifof ton'fht cards good After using the tonic tonic ihalr has finished speaker (often before) regardless of the discourtesy to other profusely he is going to get the razor numbers on the program If this practice is persisted in it wll mean that Sorosis Vaudeville tonight and to-- out of “soak” — He may need it then musicians or speakers will absolutely refuse to accept the insult incident morrow 8 p m Ninth ward meeting1 to performing for us First Senior — It it’s heads we go The condition will be partly remedied next year by a change in the house Corner Second Eeast and Fifth North-anbed It it’s tails we stay up to weekly program which will have chapel at one o’clock (just after lunch) and if it Senior — Yes Second will provide for an open period each week for class and club meet Po y we on 8tanda 8tudy’ edge field meet and track But for the rest of this year a little thoughtful attention to the1 Interclass Ings matter from the entire student body would help out We do not believe Adams fied Aprtl ' Are you gettlng Llfe that any student is so narrow minded as to maintain that chapel or In condition? Student Body meetings are not worth while "Why are you late?” It is the result of thought-- ' “Class began before I got here” lessness If this paragraph induces In any one the thought which the1 rarry on Minstrel tonight at —Ex question merits from any gentleman or lady it is worth its paper and LyricA II N Students who discontinue school Del Gardner is looking for a Job on should and ’as call formally lineman for a wireless telephone Registrar TURNED DOWN AT HOME After singing to overflowing enthusiastic audiences on its tour south wlthdraw and get dolar deposited company the Glee Club returned home and figuratively speaking was yoU reggtpred-colgiven “theyhen Hlntze “I’m going to put my foot in its home town shoulder A tiny but appreciative audience the Greater Civilization must bejon these small unnecessary expendt- greeted the Club Wednesday night in the Tabernacle ' builded upon three big foundations i 1181 C" 8‘ng fircumgtan'8 co"fro'ted the! vlz eduCation social purity and j Mrs Hlntze- - “Your foot Is large n ‘f Is indeed a rare troupe We fail pence Mr MfBrldf an' recenfthh0M abmty value when it is so plentiful In our midst recognize was well shown by his power orator remember a aim liar organization representing the of Uuh'fu! and convincing delivery University and' Fresh — "Whatchu register In?" recently singing to a capacity house at Nibley Hall he should have been thought If the club Is what critics declare it to be viz: “the best Soph — "Campust ry” organization given first place Fresh — "Whatchu meana?” We8t-Wech Mae chorU9’ it" meHnsdotnheathhUndeV7 The Judge were Judge D E Sul-- 1 Soph — “Astronomy and romance percent support on the basis of quality from stu- - ilivan of Ogden Judge Asa Bullen of1 languages” dents and citizens of Logan Logan and Attorney B C Call of Brigham City If you must kill time try working “COME INTO THE CROWD” Prof Sara Huntsman a it to death proved Get behind it— boost a while if you wish to render service Don’t very capable and pleasing chairman use the hammer borrow a horn and when you get it put your lungs and ’ Prof — Don’t use the phrase small lips to work IF THE CAP FITS WEAR IT tovrn atuff No one cares to hear your hard-lucstories Everyone has time make listen to cheerful comment but the progressive man feels that you are! homesick oUowln were lnea him (The when you ask him to listen to some bit of misfortune that! robbing dropped In S L Box chanced to come your way presumably by some If the world I going to the dog your eternal rescue1'8'" da"9el h° Wa8 f°rCed 10 ake FOR grumbling will not re8r her !aant kn'eH h"° it from the vicious canines If you wish to '? your fellows TWO mld I kick r k Sen ’r r VT"”1 d ” but they do not function in human If you are one of these society quadrupeds the best thing for you to do is to shed two and come down and Ks misFRUU EH live with the rest of us and push things along Just get the smile of optimism written on your face and then folks will'Thoy shall meet anj shall not miss listen Braying about this thing and that becomes monotonous Of course everybody can’t be exactly right for if they were where would you be? A perfect social organization does not exist under the ethereal canopy andi no one of us can tell whether It does on High You know that we are living in a fair land You know that Utah the best State In the Union You know that the U A C ia President Peterson not later than equal to all! her and inferior to none These are things your friends ought to know Why' In j March 2C Applicants Saturday our little rundle bed not tell them? — B P not less than twenty years be must In endless numbers Counting sheep of age and from the first congree-- J Wishing that we could be dead MISS ANDRUS WINS CAMTO fellow men will leave this world untonal district MEDAL j mourned no matter how great a for- They will flont in dreamy waltzes Congressman Welling will name1 of the applicants as eligible to tune he may have amassed Those lone Jazzy Foxtrots One steps gay 'take the examination on Aprtl 1 The great Immortals whose names sound We think all mankind false is ' vironment and his ability to adapt down through the agea are those who examination will be held at Logan1 While we are far away j his environment to his ideals Thehve rendered service to humanity Aprl 21 man who can not adapt himself to World grogress depends not upon We shall weep and moan and his environment perishes while the the gold and silver we produce but grumble man who can adapt himself to hla upon the men and women we For our tad unhappy fate and also adapt hla en- - due and If we would measure up to No one ever seems to tumble vironment to himself can progress our opportunity we must render aer-H- e That we’re wishing for a date brought out strongly the Idea that vice Thatcher Allred known among hla dissatisfaction ia the lever which has Mr McBride the last speaker When the bllaaful strain are over friends as “Thatch" left achool last made possible human progress that made n strong plea for “The Greater And “Imported Otrla” are gone Sunday for hla home In Blacktoot whenever man becomes satisfied with Civilization” He showed bark to— Idaho “Thatch" waa very prom!n- by historical They'll rome sneaking hla conditions and ceases to strive for clover? e how examples In school activities being an policies of better things he becomes a burden to civilisation had Oh I guess not — Light haa gone jent Life staff failed and of Student member active utterly society Hla talk was Illustrated by had resulted In destruction because y of the and an actor examples and was pleas- they were bullded on the Idea of We hall meet-- but rill not " drammtle rlnb To many atudenM he ing throughout them militarism In contrast with thla he known as the stately VenaMee In Mr Butler elected to apeak on pointed to the policies of this In our eyes triumphal gllnta UWhat Every Woman Know” great “Service” Hla main theme was “For nation of oura who used Ita power Thinking how we need to fust them u Thatrh mrely maUer now grabbed Someone elee ha what shall It profit a man If he gain only as n meana of peace how she $ and a !runk full of f g(pt our the whole world and lose hla aoul” jhad heeded the rail of help from a 'when he will return again to the fold He showed by apecflc examples that bleeding clvllliatlon and had spent of the A C he whoee elm In life le to render eer her whole energies In the greatest vice to hie fellow man leave a herl- -' war In history that the great prlncl-tag- e Receipts for the Mormon Battalion which can not he measured In 'plea upon which her government wa Inn"118 of Fund will be issue t tu Memorial terms of money while he who by any founded should not he (Impatiently)— Well perish lie show- otfipe 26c 69e M OO Body Student mesas necessary seeks to acquire d the pitiful conditions which exist 'don't yo y something?— E amount eny wealth lor hlmseir disregarding In ed la the country due to lack of pro- the accomplishment of thla end hi t per education and pointed out that ' Coming 9 Coming April I April Logan Utah Under U S Government Supervision Resources $150000000 - STORAGE WAREHOUSE B - bod5r“nr 20000 Square Feet Floor Space SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS DURING SUMMER MONTHS ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS Warehouse end Office South Main Street Cache Valley Commission Co i LOGAN I HOTEL ECCLES - LOGAN UTAH UP TO DATE FIREPROOF 100 ROOMS WITH CONNECTING BATH Rates from $150 to $300 per day Excellent Dining Room and Lunch Counter Service Popular Prices Barber Shop and Dillard Room in Connection Special Attention Given to Student NEW lat dtrationn! f' Parties and Banquets I W ” k Pres rates now in effect LYMAN HYDE Mgr j WATCHES CIUH’KS SILVERWARE JEWELRY Dl MONDS CUT GLASS FOUNT UN l’E UMBRELLAS MFSII RIG OPTICAL DEPARTMENT In charge of a Competent Optometrist Expert Attention Given to Testing of Eyes ami Fitting of Glanses We have our own lens grinding plant and stock of uncut lenses Broken lenses duplicated and replaced in an honr We Make a Specialty of Fine Repairing Conscientious care Skilled workmanship Fair charge and broad experience have combined to build up for ua a large and well pleased cllentelie C M OPENINGS ?'" 0ri'“'r d7 p”pl ud Special Winter weekly M S ECCLES i "" i n" UTAH “MIDDIES” FOGAN 63 Wendelboe Jewelry Store East 1st North 3treet UTAH j J -- i CREAM SEPARATORS as well as the best are the cheapest I ‘Thatch Allred Departs For Home Lot j old-tim- extra-ordinar- well-chos- en 1 ’ I This la the unanswerable De Laval Cream Separator Everyone wants the beat argument in favor of the purchase of a provided Ita coat Is within his meana Fortunately a Do Laval costa but little more than an Inferior cream separator and saves that difference every few weeks Moreover an Inferior aeparator wastes In time and labor and in quantity and quality of product what a DeUval saves and goes on doing ao every time It Is used twice a day every day In the year If you doubt this la ao try a new le Laval alongside any old old machine you may be using or other make of aeparator you may hav thought of buying Every Be Laval agent will be glad to afford you the opportunity to do ao If you don’t know the nrereet De Laval agent simply De lival main oilier as below address the nearest THE I)E LAVAL SEPARATOR CO IAS Hmadway NEW lOIlk 30 East Madison Street ( IIICAOO III Iteala Street SAN FRA MTHOO |