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You would not be if it were a Loveland Photo FOREIGN PRODUCTS CONTEST NARROWS By “Soraba” HOME TO THREE “SHARKS” NEGLECTED CORRESPONDENCE Studio 6-- 6-- 6-- 1 Saturday A D 1657 Dere Mister Ed: Inclosed you will find $100 (One Dollar) for a year’s subscription to Student Life Please begin with the April first 1657 issue Impatiently FRESH CUT FLOWERS K Z S Answer Thursday twice A D 19 My Dear S K Z Always at LINDQUIST from page one) dent Peterson then gave a short speech defining the purpose of the meeting to be as a public recognition of the remarkable work done by Lieut Maughan In giving a short synopsis of the work of the Utah Agricultural College students in the (Continued 6-- Letter No Loveland HERO Note — There comes a time Competition for the championship in in the Men’s Singles Tennis Tournaevery great man’s life (likewise every woman’s life) when he (or ment has finally narrowed down to Messrs Reed she) must answer his (or her) cor- three men namely respondence (or old letters) Natur- Rampsberger and Sauls Last week’s ally the correspondence of one so matches eliminated Barber by Reed late War President Peterson declarfamous as “Soraba” piles up in 4 11-- 9 Jeppesen by Rampsberger ed that incomplete records show 0 1 Snow by Jenkins forfeit amazing and multitudinous heaps of the Utah Ag- 0 2 Dean Me that 1217 students and Morgan by (or piles) Some of this correspond0 0 cham by Sauls The next ricultural College served with the ence was written long ago in the armed forces of the nation Of these age match to be played and one upon of the mastodon (whatever that 27 gave their lives Present records is) and has been collecting dust in the which a lot depends is that of show that 23 of the U A C men in files ever since Please note the date Rampsberger and Sauls Since Reed the service 13 were lietunants drew a by he will find it necessary on each letter were captains and one was a major — to 6-- Make Us Prove it HONORS UTAH’S COLLEGE Dear Sir or Madam: Am Read your letter yesterday sending first Student Life to your nearest descendant Hope it will be satisfactory “SORABA” Phone 19 Letter No 2 No date given Editor S Life Dear Sirs: Gentleman: (Boo! Hoo!) Can you help me? I am without hope (Gulp!) If you cannot help me please burn this letter and send the flowers to Lindquist UnderI am in taking Parlors (Sigh) love with John D Rockefeller Jr and he doesn’t return my love What shall I do? (tear blot) TEARFUL Answer July 2 19 twice Dearest Tearful: I am sending the flowers as per your Instructions Goodbye forever “SORABA” 6-- 6-- wait patiently or otherwise-t- he outcome of this match It is the concensus of opinion that the said Mr Reed will await this outcome with much fear anxiety and trembling as indeed he should The three men who are left in competition for the dizzy honor of Singles Champion of the U A C Summer School are three as evently matched men as it would be possible to find What makes it all the more interesting they all play a totally different game Some thrilling tennis will undoubtedly be payed when these three Amazonic boys meet-fi- rst when Rampsberger plays Sauls and then later when the winner of this match (if he still liveth) meets one a lieutenant colonel and one was a brigadiergeneral He characterized Lieut Maughan as “Utah Hero” of the War ranking with the “one great hero” of other states Mayor Bullen of Logan Ciity gave a short talk on the success of the Utah Agricultural College man in the war following which President Peterson officially presented Lieut Maughan The aviator told in an informal and very interesting way his experience from the time he entered the services until he returned to Logan on furlough He described the tests which all prospective aviators have to pass through in order to enter the flying service the training over the his four planes the redoubtable Mr Reed It is sin- lines how he "got” sensation of flying and the life cerely hoped that unnecessary blood- the in the Flying Service He answered shed will not result questions as to how the aviator an careful answer I hereby answer it “finds his way” in a fog or in in this wise viz: there is no such unacustomed country and controlling animal in both cases Hoping that machine gun fire He compared the and aviatthis answer is satisfactory I remain different types of planes ors and he eded with the stateYrs ment that “if you want to see the “SORABA” world join the Letter No 4 tatjk was of the type Christmas that holds the audience because of 1869 its unusual an intense interest it Professor “Soraba” could come through first hand experDear Mr ience only He was enthusiastically They tell me that you have a applauded The meeting was concluded by guaranteed cure for rheumatism Inclosed please find ten dollars for “The Star Spangled Banner” sung was complete cure Please rush by the audience Benediction Yours painfully pronounced by H E Hatch Air-Servic- RHUEM A TISM P S ASK FOR — I am ninety years old Answer July 1919 2 Logan SUPERIORiCANOies Mr R A Tism Letter No 3 Payson Utah July 1 1919 Editor Student Life Dear Sir: I guess you are dead by now so I am sending you the cure It is this: Mix a red pepper and mustard Logan Utah plaster and apply often If it gets Dear Sir: so you can’t walk reduce the amount My Who won the ladles doubles tennis of pepper championship? What makes Student Hopefully Life so interesting? “SORABA” Anxiously JENNIE Answer Logan Utah (as usual) My Dear Jennie: Your letter of recent date is of great portent and deserves a most Lieut-Maughan- e” S YOUR It Is Yonr Guarantee of Quality SHINES BATIIS Modern Barber Shop CARLISLE ft GUDMUNDSON Proprietor 13 West Center Street r t t t t t t t r- - JEWELER K Needham 79 North Main ’s |