Show A C U-- K V U Ball (Creep) Ie-N- o Debate in Chapel Smart Gymnasium Tonight— He There Tomorrow Eve 4iutisTll it'll Half lT l your I'uidi-dic- Weekly by tlie Students of (lie voiiMi: MU LOGAN 7 CITY L'TAII I’ tall HIIDIY APRIL IN PRES PETERSON Park Dealings Disclosure of Secrets Feat ure Stuhe dent Hotly Flections — Perhaps t New i 1 ' ' t I ami Mull ii c ii " I'- I' in I1” k of I lie recent election it oil t I'e 'let‘(tt't Jiollt let of s lot" t'o'oe disc It is now cletr tliit record on grafts Gardner mi ured his eleetion to tin i president y of the Stmlent 11 I1 II I I I ii t i i the I ue t Mill I I w the D n Oil t ' I c ii 'i t j n s : i "I pi’ nliuii n Jell ( in til litw t I II r Cun-I- t nun r li P h mi t ' t til mil! CitlVc Ilf tile Millie in Bar tie r r ii I i K i I'i”f “ ii - ii ( m ll U the tlie crooketl instrninentiiit l eM 1111 i'i r of his supporters m ii nr Gardner's adherents met m t se I'etl Hull t be t nf ' hi ii!- u ii r il n cret session ami hatclietl up t hi io ine I’f iv " devilish ii t" whicli for tunniiig surpa-'ue illUlnell' n t o n lu r ftlie new (Htl nr lilt) works cs the It happened thus: (' Kn K Cull mmim! fei r he h cinlv met la gifted in the nrt of h ptiotn-lv up tu tieImp eight liell wtnle l!' About ' p m on Friday pi’iiiipih met in’ fei the limn- teem Were counting the Miles It s p"tnr tu be i Jutige siuppv me! etiter-- t l’i KllkM t Student iife otili-lie!” r the room tli rough an open 'aim'h' anil catching tlie eves ot lo J 'I '1 of t1 through a series of pas— M of t n tr com a eiitrate bands and retlueei anil iiiet!v eves rapidly them to a state of suhi on dousne Kimball then deftly stutiel the awoke In' aith votes for ( I:i rtl m-as th and bewildered victims 1 he were swore them to set reev Historic Horse Darn Consumed state true show the election results D Flames Farly This Morning Gardner him ured in of aflairs 5 votes — Will Replace it With White Snow 7h and Christensen Rivaling the above In wit ked Frick One Is the plot of Adeline Barber to At three h i lie k tins iiinining tbe gee lire the Yt eI’retddeni y Adeline ever or- wa w iling to adopt any means w hereIniiM lies! t IP live lire that After the urreil mi the I’ A (' campus deby to gain her election nominations she secured a private stroyed i he old borne barn thit used interview with Nadine Foutx and of- to stand between the Chemistry and fered her a large gum of money if Main Buildings How it happened Nadine would awingt he eleetion by nobody knows The fire was dis diverting votes her (Adeline) way covered by a fraternity pledge who Ned objected Adeline was insistent was returning from Hie graveyard Ned was dubious Adeiiene increased where he had been performing certhe amount Ned wavered Adeiiene tain work according to the instrucNed yielded went up another notch tions of his goat herder The hoy lost Sorosis fund no time in awaking President Peter Adeiiene withdraw from the First National and paid ton who in turn called the fire deNed a staggering amount of money partment I The result show that our account people ill iars and ufoot were ((linAdalletie got lik strictly correct from every direction to assist in ing Nett 70 votes Atittliene will be sent saving a worthy Institution Nothing for corrective treatment to a nunCould to- - accomplished by the excited nery crowds who ran hn k and forth prayFleanor Silver wa discreet in her ing that the fire department would To make this account come to tile rescue crookedness A shrill whistle ((urate a secret must he told The that sounded much like tbe night wrili-has long possessed this secret messenger that Fritz used to send but ha discreetly kept it to himself over the Allied lines was heard beBut the occasion warrant it disclo- low the hill It was Bogan' fire sure The whole thing hinges up on wagon loaded with her six bravest this Eleanor knew the (u ret of fire warrior (Continued on page two) Horses wagons buggies ami a pitihfork were taken from the baseW1LS0NCHALLENGES ment by the volunteer fire fighters before the blaze was too hot “Shorty'’ Kimball all dei ked up in a COLLEGE STUDENTS night shirt wa one of the first to appear and to hint the credit is due M C A Y for saving the pitchfork Wilson Mr J Stitt But the fire wagon was too late lecturer brings a challenge to the 8to help and the old ham was no more Many College students of the U carried away make democracy safe for the world were the perfumes and the world safe for demoi racy in the dark columns of smoke as they Mr Wilson who has had years of were ushered over tlie city hv the close touch with the great problems pool refreshing canyon breeze that is of the common people says that the so prevalent at this early hour harden of reconstruction of civilisaThis morning President Peterson tion reals upon the college men and with a tear In hi eye stood In roust Women everyone of whom Into the fashion gazing Napoleonic tnake some definite contribution to ash pile of what had once been a the world' problems aacred building HI countenance waa In presenting these problems lo the brightened when Professor Arnold students of the I' A C yesterdsy happened on the scene and gave thl Mr Wilson said: timely suggest ion: “Today Is the most serious and "I believe It's s good thing that llgnlflrant period of the world's his- the old barn burned It had served tory We have Just passed through It's term ten years sgo" tlie most damnable horror that the plan sre alresdy under wsy for of Million world has ever known a new while brick and the construction of live and billions of dollars to lht "" beaubuilding treasures have been spent In holding new building will be the world from destruction Now ad- tiful edifice The break wind of the back vance and progress are opening a new located era with new standards of ef Hr Sazer acting bead of the flclency labor and social problems Economics Department of the Home and readjustments that are the great A I returned Sunday from the C deof of the et application principle The solving of these convention of the Pacific Division of mocracy Vocational problems Ill which every educated the Federal H ird id man and woman must lake part will Eduction Homo Etouoiiiic Division 13 The bring In the new democracy We owe held at Berkeley April lo was lh It to these millions who gave thrlr ohj vt t f the lonvertlon l'V( fur democracy to live for hu ftnndaidl lug of method of tearhlng man tv to live fur democracy and In iinine economies mir Uvea ami work hulbl up a new H J Miller departed for Jenu-crac'ah for the world and safe'listen la engage In lalmis for the guard Ihe world for democracy" company Mr Wilson will continue his (Tilii Knitting Mills he to step bark lo promises t'i'm today (Friday! at 13!5 In the ppm" nexl year aroned again tliapel t h roil ir t ! - ' i LIES I i I i EAT IIP l' r i - tp0 WOMEN’S Talk Much of Features — Vaudeville Cabaret Darn-yarDa tile Stunts to Distinguish Affair d f I'll iw ii iiini De-No- ’s I' Now s t " IP hi Ii Cl Prof will i nioominjton Fred A (' Deolojfist — Nevvey Planning Work of Statue to People 'lllHc s n f in f: will III X j 'li 11 h U t i ' C Hi I ( il i oil Mil P I b :i I if nil I'lll lichl tm Flection i Ti PAN-HELL- E nun Nevvey has received a h tt’T from ib” eiiv eommissioiiers ot Bhmminglnii Idaho asking for data illicit lasting statues an they intend to adorn the tabernacle siutrc d I! loi tiling ton w it li a stat tie of their distinguished townsman Prof William Peterson Tbe letter is a nattering tribute not only to an eminent Newey geologist but also to Prof whom we all honor as a man of facts tis well as of brass and copper Miss Eleanor Silver who has the run o' the Mechanic Arts building lias borrowed the letter for us and we e it in part an mt rnduct ion wlnth is all Att to the glory of tbe I A the worthy Bloomington mayor writes as follows: “We bav just bad a mass meeting of the good people of Bloomington ami there voted to erect as speedily as it can be carved or east a life size statue to Prof William Peterson We have a host of reasons for doing so It will draw tourist traf-fic- e to our town It will look well on picture postcards He deserves it because lie knows as much about our earth as though he had personally superintended the geologic ages that produced Bear Luke And his learnHe has ing is not at all offensive never been known to mention the odious word evolution in our hearlie discourses inoffensively ing about growth progress and development wlildi we all know are Christian virtues and have nothing to do with tbe word I Just mentioned But our main reason for erecting the Statue is to get ahead of Ovid You know he first saw daylight In Ovid but the impressionable years in which his character was formed were passed in Bloomington and he is ours am ready to shout that fact from the highest peak of the Wasatch and defend it against all detractors We ail are in favor of the statue though some of our conservatives did no) want it life size until we promised them that he should not be posed like a nude Homan or Greek Of course we want William with his We wouldn't stand clothe all on (Continued on page two) A life-siz- i 1 Tomorrow night commencing as the soon as the milking is done Club will give a little dancing party in tin Smart gym at which pistols stilettos anil brass mickles seaweed Flowers will be barred trench shoes pitchforks and arrest warrants will he cheeked at tbe door so don't try to pull any of that old stuff Il won't go Also -- you can't get in without paying fifty cents for a ticket no matter bow hard you try club has The been working for many a moon on this little struggle to In given tomorrow night All of the old wagons and hay rucks in town have been collect! d for decorations and music has ulready been secured that will make that Prom fourteen piece orchestra and a sound like a mouth-orgaJew's harp Also the boys have sworn that thew will squander four hits for “soup” for the floor It is aimed to make the floor so slick that both feet will slip in the same direction and the same distance at once Stretchers will in provided to rarry all those who are injured by hosHie fall off to the emergency pital Th ere will tie several little side acts between dances that will tie guaranteed to put the “pep" in the most anemic or rheumatic person there It is rumored that "Stub" Peterson and "Fat” Andrus will stage a bout while the third o fox trot is going on The Club Is negotiating for a basketball game hetv fen the Millville Snails and the Providence Khinocerouses to further clutter up the floor and keep the merry dancers dodging hither and yon upon the festive floor The Club is taking in several These said j “goats” at present “goats" are also working very hard to make the Grand Ball a grand successful ball The College has been noted for its dearth of grand social events this The Ball will past year change all of this It will be a very stylish event The fellows will be absolutely prohibited from on Page two) Jie-N'- o well-konw- lie-N- o n five-roun- Be-N- J Be-N- o appear-(Continue- one adIn two communiciitiims dressed to Student Life and the othei to the various candidate in the recent elect ions President Peterson compliments the healthy spirit evident on the campus The letters follow : To Ihe Editor of If 1 Ramspcrger Quells Riot at Prominent Residence on College Discloses Hill — Fed Mate Secrets Piteous screams loud I pre-nupti- al But liis nonchalance was overproper (spirit has linen come as he neared the home of Considerable criticism Tbe bellowing advanced of late years against the President Peterson louder the blows more practice of modern dancing Fortun-- ( grew Continued on page two) resonant the cries mbre heartrending So much so as above — did everything become that tbe usually phlegmatic Herman rushed up to DAT the back porch of the house whence the sounds came prepared for murder 'Twas well he was for such a sight with such characters has never j greeted one on the A C campus before Here clad in the apparel of the Tells of Jaunt Into Hills — night was Dr E G Peterson with a Maintains Presidential Aloof- look of brutality on his usually — Dut Hints at Dig calm face with a razor strap In ness his upraised hand Struggling and Doings quivering at his bare feet was Mrs Peterson begging for mercy Awed When you ask one of the “A” for a moment by such a spectacle smashed the glass in the Day committee about their plans Herman with a blow and in a door kitchen is a shake all for said day you get comin supreme stood moment d smile of the head a In stentorian situation of mand the and some of that “over the hills and far away stuff” mumbled in a gruff voice he quelled the irate President This with two letters: "E G!” and almost inaudible tone At the sight of Itamsperger Mrs rrew on arrangements are not saying fled leaving him and the Peterson too much but the young detective motives the juvenile Pinkerton the news President alone Humane elicit the to Herman made attempt ferret has got so far that he would conduct cause of such unseemly guess and bet even on it that we moment a The President paused might possibly spend this day of became calm and tried to thruBt from somewhere "far Joy multiple aside with some exthe maddening crowd" In the wilds the questions "Home Dramatics' about of Logan canyon or some other planation was insistent — so InHerman But reequally well known mountain was he that the President I LEADER three-cornere- sort When you ask George Barber chairman of the committee on "A" Day festivities concerning the likely proclivities of “the day” he will give you something like this for your Ingratiating smile: "Say! Wait a while can't you? The committee is still You tell ’em that ‘The combusy mittee i busily engaged in preparing for the biggest "A” Day In hisSo we say "Old Stuff" with s loud The Hon voice and totter away The A C Glee Club returned Wednesday evening from the south8o ern lap of their concert tour far the trip has been unusually successful The men have warbled to appreciative overflowing audience every time and have been encored until they hear clapping In their sleep that la those who sleep (Most of the fellows however have not wasted time on such a useless pasAll spare moments have time been spent In Salt luvkc cabarets and at Saltalr Moonlight Dancee) There has been very little time to It Is pure as will be seen when noted that the club has given as many as five programs In one day During the past five days the club has rendered sixteen programs at American the following places: theatre at Salt take City Alhambra theatre at Ogden Ogden High School Weber Normal College L D 8 I' Granite Jordan and Kays vllle High Schools: Fort Douglas Peace Convalescent Hospital tbd 4 Lake Day celebration ” FOUND AT A C bellowing Student Life: the fall of heavy blows and the in the straining of muscles greeted the lake tlie opportunity anscnee of regular assi mtilies of tlie ears of Herman Rainaperger as he Student Body lo extend my con took his morning appetizer along the gratiilatioiis to the Junior Class on College walk yesterday At first account of tlie excellent character of he was unalarmed thinking perhaps tiie annual Junior Promenade which tbe uproar was only Miss Huntswas hold last Friday evening April man and her dramatic proteges or il Tlie event was a credit to the in- perlwaps some wayward Sig and stitution and was characterized Theta in a spat after a throughout by a fine display of night under tbe stars tory'” There are rumors a (lout that Dr George H Hill I at present dodging tlie Pinkertons on s charge of boot legging According to some reports the I iire( tor of the School of Agriculture hu been making a practice of uppl)iiig liquid of a high voltage to the Bishopric of the 6th ward Some source have It that the beloved beverage was "white ey" Of used for "scientific” the variety laboratories Bui In our purpose another informant who claimed to have tasted some — and survived — asserted that It was "good old forty-ro- d would It whiskey so strong knock your sox off" It appears thst the Dr used cers unwitting vendtain Boy Scout ers of the slleged 'Ticker" giving them container of goodly size and spray 'siting them to "take thl mixture foi ?lpt diseases around to Brother so and so" - It also seems (hat a clumsy Boy 8eoul (ripped on stick and "spilled tha beam” well as spilling th booze Of course no one believes V rumor aud everything possible que’l them being done to r already h troubles family alleged lo Mrs Hill at Thl entered lil t for dlvorc fo blind be ever mv only itifluer tiil stout sccuse her of lug ulteu sent Mm on missions hr lo ihv ones which undid tic II k I t (lent llfe readers will he c as I Hum lo (ho time from I iwt'c develop rS(S) copy SPIRIT PLEASES HOP IN ELECTIONS Money ier NUMBER 14 l!)li ISM 1 Five cents Agricultural College Chairman went so far as to say this however: "Say Listen! We will endeavor to get cars to take the Student Body up We and bring them bu(k forsooth will have a light lunch at noon and and sports of all kinds following probably some of the hoys will want lo stroll off up some neighboring ravine to view the wild animals In their native haunts And then at night we will end up with a "struggle" in the gym" Look promising does It not? There has been some talk of ha Ing the annual cross country run on A" Day Why not have the boys ten or twelve follow th trucks miles up thee anyon on their well known stride that eats up tb miles and the one who doesn't Jump In the river at the end of the run wins? This would be quit a novel event I suggest that as a fitting end to the asIhe day' merry-makin- g sembled students form In a line along Logan river and sing In a thunder ously modulated voice th following (from the pitiful little cantata: opera "Wholssh") "When We Get Back— If We Do Get Back" sistent bribed him to desist and say nothing of the affair The extent of the to warrant bribe was sufficient hours silence and during waking Herman has been so Were It not for the fact that everyone must sleep and that some talk in their sleep Student Life readers would never have known of the tragic and disgraceful acts As it is a fortunate night In bed with him gained tbe secrets PROMINENT LEADS GIRL DUAL LIFE Helen Gubler the energetic work er who talks her way through school with the “Country Gentleman" as her motive leads a life that her school mates know not of The first Intimation of this came as to the people who an thought they knew her when they ssy her paying a hill In Murdock's for a certain soldier wearing on bis left sleeve the bright sun of gold In a blue field Evtdenty be bad silver and nickels In bis pocket as well as gold on hi sleeve for with soldierly strength and authority be thrust her aside and puld the bill himself And Helen blushed That blush on Helen's usually sober and composed face and tie k who was very enlightening to 'to saw It and gave them a clue to the cause of her deep disappointment Now reasons can be assigned for Helen’s disdain (or manly charms She know whereof ah acts That one fateful night In Murdock's hsa Good Curtain shown that It Is a mistake to class — SORABA Hotel Helen as a celibate and misanthropist a regards th male Th very The sorority girl of the College i Lo the manly soldier authority i k'tir held their second social meeting shows In itself thst relation Miss Far The of j for Wednesday April 18 nuptial character exist iere Huntsman talked on "Negative writer of thl article approaching bv lle'en to have It contents verified Souls” as they are portrayed ( irk- - Hi tit Ibsen Kipling and Browning received only a blush Th proof wa lair Bennlon played a violin solo accepted Silence I affirmative Lindsay by Vernetta — -— nun fluth Sperry sang and Gwendolyn Eunice Woodruff !ora Kvsns and Mrs Mabel Anderson were gurst of th a piano solo jn Smith played Mr Abbot i m Hyde evening Lyman Stephen eye-open- dls-'ilay- nr TIN EE TUESDAYo |