Show NO FRIT MELEE op FINAL CHOICE CHAFF “ There's a little chaff in every thrashing met The Fraternity Wednesday in a gloomy session at which it was decided to cancel the (rat melee for this year Conditions hae been such that many frat men have had to leave school leaving many of the frats considerably decimated in numbers It is much later than the usual melee date also so that no melee will be held this year In all probability a dance will be held on April 18 anyway even if the o melee is off the boards The Club is making etensive preparations g for an struggle on that night The Pan Hellenic relinquished their date in favor of the because the club has many men from This every fraternity on its roster Be No struggle will be the most event ever unique and perpetrated in college annals Decorations will probably be a tasty combination of old wagons carts and rariouB farm implements collected from all over the eoutnryside The hst Jazz orchestra in Cache Valiev will be secured and in every detail o the struggle will be a distinctive event Paa-llellen- lc Be-N- epoch-makin- Be-N- -- awe-inspiri- Be-N- a week tonight Friday the A C tangles with the B Y I’ and U of U in debate on the ques t'on of Government control of railroads A week from then the same question will be debated here by the A C and University of Montana These dates are a week advanced from the original ones due to an attitude by the U of U and B Y U that some advantage would come to them through having the date The combination was efchanged fective In postponing them N A Pedersen announces that his proteges of Cicero have solved the railroad question so well that all Wilson needs is one of the A C teams to appear before Congress and clear the subject up once and for April 18 all 4 HEAR YE — “BUZZER” STAFF A Dire Threat ones of Alpha Sigma Nu (Senior Honorary 8ociety) having “got our wind back do hereby challenge dare or taunt the following named men of that Insignificant crew of Juniors the Buz-re- r Staff to a game of basketball on Monday April 13 1919 at 4:30 p m HULME NEBEKER MORRIS CHRISTENSEN GEORGE BARBER CHASE KEARL EUGENE ROBINSON LAl’RN CROOKSTON All stilettos and brass guns We the Highly Honored suckles barred Coach Haughton Harvard will referee A dramatic treat 1b In store for those who will be on the scene when The tbe College play Is staged complete cast Is finally selected and Miss is receiving Huntsman's genius “The Angel in the daily House” is a delicate and delightful comedy that is sure to touch the “funny bone” of all who see it In all probability it will be presented to Btudents on Wednesday April 30 and to the public on May 1 This however is not yet definitely roaching arranged The final cast follows: The Hon Hyacinth Petavel Stanley Prescott Sir Rupert Rindloss B T ElRay Christiansen Basil Matet Joseph Robinson Wendel Thaln Count Pietro Rossi Robert Albert Ramsberger Laliie Bindioss Nancy Finch Eleanor Silvers Joan Bindioss Elenora Amussen Lady Sarel All of the above members have had some previous dramatic experience and will no doubt give a splendid the getting thereof e With the account of themselves exception of Mr Christiansen who Dodging It stepped In only this week the cast Hubby if 1 were to die would you has been rehearsing during the past ever marry again?" two weeks "That question is hardly fair my This troupe whipped into shape dear” should present an entertainment that “Why not?" “If I were to say yes you would n't not fall below the standards allike it and to say never again ready established wouldn't sound nice” — Pittsburg Sun NEXT BE-N- O JAZZ CONFETTI HOP COMES WEEK HENCE one week (count 'em) will occur a “strugn will that put that gle" and daringly advertised J Prom In the ditch with three blow-out- s and the gaa afire Now don’t quote us as saying that the aald Junior Prom will not be a regular little hop but Oh Boy! o Club ia now wearing The out highly valued energy to make thla annual bait of their a screaming And let us tell success a classic club doea you that when the Be-N- o a thing you can wager that last meal ticket of youra that that thing will be there We are not allowed to divulge any of the club's secrets or make public dny preparations but this far we a ill go This crew one ill have a REAL jazz-ban- d of thoee kind that you hear playing th morning after And they will not play music that Noah stepped ’em around to either In fact they might even play aome as glaringly Did you get that aa 1910 And then there will be those little Incidentals like confetti and oh ell you know so 1 won't mention it “Stub" says that there 111 be a bechariot race and a cock-figanfurther for Watch acta tween nouncements next tsaue Exactly from ht well-know- Be-N- up-to-d- ht formerly College Steer Wins At Fat Stock Show (The Resell Transfer Mas) Calls Answered Promptly Phone "Retail Store” No 1 or I Phone Realdence ITS W Prlcee Raaaonable Log a UUk ASK FOR rndei't Yor (Imtssim of Vitality 15000 to 30000 rounds of Milk cowa have been admitted to the Advanced Register that have produced 7000 to IS 000 quarta of milk In periods of ten months to a year The capacl-t- y of the Holstein cow for milk Is a matter of extraordinary Interest If Interested In Seventy-aeve- bought Coach Dhk has already and a dumhells of set a Dick Jr football to play with Instad of the customary rattles and spends his Saturdajs off teaching the small one to rattle of Instead k signals like a quarter-bacthe But talk the senseless baby cut of all was the remark that bis boy will be coach our by with some playing on an A C team if artists moleskin of the present The University of Idaho won the in the more pep show don't they Northwest Conference championship class room In basketball this sensont having won 13 out of 15 games played “Frog" McDonald entertained last Idaho's student body displayed 100 for ''Pesty” Jarvis and Sunday per cent pep during the entire sea- "Stubby" Petrson The flower of son which undoubtedly contributed all afrefreshments served Montana as very much to this record announced ternoon and It being e the guests a "progressive" party The 3 Khans or the Persion triphost helped themselves when the lets have entered the dog show and refused to work any longer and are out after the hand embroidered ahowed their appreciation by writran opener domiing all over th walla of the e e wherein th boy wonder rest cile The way Clem Hayward umpired bones some nights in the class series he must have made his weary quite a lot ton the side Clem meant The A C will have to put up ell but hia eyes went bark on him to keep out the big league fences lie also deserve a lot of credit for keeps If Louie Falck manager haring nerve enough to try to umhe like lot the of out ’em knocking pire did In the class games The diamond 145th (Globe trot“Frog” McDonald the Montana artist from the all knocked nearly division) Shorthorn is going to go bek to work ting The off the pellet horsehlde the next week so we are looking forwho packs ward to the banquet he wilt no doubt same goes for Ziebarth th to plate up a mighty wallop give a Stan Anderson is leading In the STORRS male beauty contest with two votes M’KAY PRICE The others are tied for second with no votes It looks like Stan will have WIN AT STOCK SHOW n HOLSTEIN CATTLE Send for our booklet — they contain much valuable Information IIOIATEINIRIKHltN AHH4MTA-TIOOF AMERICA ttoi 280 Brattlrboro Vt-N steer ColTh II of the U a native lege Favorite A C barns won the grsnd clia fifteen-months-ol- Fat week College Stock Show Favorite II Is the son of IiniulMvai II and Lady Fashion of local Hereford aristocracy and hi popularity at the stock show is another feather In th cap of th U A C Animal Husbandry Department The young grand champion weighed ISO pound and sold to th Cudshy com137100! pany for 30c a pound a sliteen A rather neat price for month-olateer Stock Th Interniounlaln Fat Show held at Salt Lake last week Is th “Junior Prom” of high class lived stock In this region The ‘dnlled-up” all beaut leg are there While at the show Prof George B Caine bought the U A C herd a new Hereford herd lire Utah III raised by Wlnterton Broa of Charlea-toHe alao bought an excellent Hereford cow from th pure-bre- d Such Rooeevelt Livestock company stock will b a great factor In profor ducing prize winning ateera future livestock shows last d four-foote- u Best MANHATTAN SHIRTS Known as the 1 The Best Known Moderately Priced Value Considered Colors Guaranteed HOWELL a Cache Valley Banking A General Commercial Banking Business Transacted Accounts of the Faculty Student Body Officers and Members of the S A T C Welcomed Prompt and Careful Attention Guaranteed Satisfaction In Furniture IS GIVEN AT LUNDSTROM’S BY OUR CAREFUL SERVICE ATTENTION TO QUALITY AND EFFICIENCY STUDENTS:! Let us Show you our Complete Lines of Stove Ranges Furniture They please because they are the Best Rug and Linoleum For Your Electric Wants See The Cache Valley Electric Co Phone 53 Logan Cleaning & Tailoring Co FINEST MADE TO MEASURE CLOTHES French Dry Cleaning Pressing Altering Phone Work Called for and Delivered 20 West 1st North There i nothing mysterloua about the 3rd floor Candles are also still fat livestock when the U A C atock n vogue judging team get on the Job This e waa ably demonstrated at the Livestock Show at Sait Hershel Bullen tbe ace of acea In when Morgan Mcfussing (sn ace In fussing is one who Lake last week( and Norven Price Ardyth fusses S girts at once) pulled the Kay three first prize for won the serStorra In o ft he year while prize boner So skillfully did vice with the 8 A T C While he and de merit the out was on guard duty one night he they point the that anlmala judge of the feet heard vomeone and said “Halt who 15 Price the is there?" “The officer o fthe day" awarded McKay the f reswaa the answer “Pses In Review" f 0 and Storra the f5 prize in fashion Co UTAH LOGAN walk-a-wa- y lanterns are still BROTHERS Logan’s Foremost Clothiers see 171 Logan on Inter-mounta- SAVE in $20 to $30 Per cow per year with a g 1 said Hershel d st the Interniounlaln A s Never IJefore You Must Buy Quality st stock-judgin- William Currell It Is Ask Clem Hayward how it feels Clem gave satisto be an unips 1 M ComfecL faction to neither side during the class series and umpired in a manBut one ner which pleased nobody Surgically Speaking Clem he was for said be can thing A certain goddess of Olympus as unfair to one side as to the other Journeyed from the Main building to the cattle barn one evening reThe feature of the class wrangles on was in the diamond was the lark of harcently Milking progress The Sophs won the first She expressed her surprise at seeing mony no milking machines with “Well I game by a mistake when a coacher told Dee and understood you extracted the milk Identity unknown down with instruments" Falck that two men were was matter the of when the truth In the One can declare war but it takes that only one man was out won by two to conclude peace second game the Frosh a than wilder e 'Whiskey” being clithe to Then put Learn something each week hare We March told acquire our own virtues but our max on the series somebody and team a had good ancestors get credit for our vices the Sophs they noses high their respective they put Stude — "And after 1 get off the in the air and announced that they cur which way do I turn to get to would play no more games: that They your house?" the champs were already they The Girl — "Why right in front of finally consented to give the Junior-Senio- r you on the corner you'll see a candy combine a chance and won store a nice candy store — and — er Two victories by a hair's width hen you come out you walk two were too much for the second-yea- r blocks east” — Varsity Tronto men so they turned in their suits and told the Frosh to go get a repu The hard part about an easy job tatioti Is COOLEY HOST STAFF LUNCHEON AGAIN pectively The contest waa open to all corners and Storra who left school at th close of the Winter Quarter was entered Individually hut hia ability In stock Judging la largely due to U C In hi training here at the our Animal Husbandry Department The “Student Life" staff staged The contest between McKay am another of their price for flrat honor waa remark combined gustatorlcal and oratorical ably close “Mac” scored 11 point In "Chef while Price scored 10 treats last Monday It la getCooley'a Back Room” The stock raisers st the show Im pressed ting quite a pleasant little habit of seemed very favorably th “Chef” to give a with th knowledge and ability the free dinner to the staff at frequent boys ahowed Such practical apptl w Intervals learn th of principle ration This time Professor D E Robin- her always help give our Alma son furnished th oratory in his Mater a higher place In th estimagentle criticism of the best “sheet tion of the people of the State ever put out by the U A O" II Th hoys seemed highly pleased emphasized accuracy and th “nos with th trip and they eipreased for newt” Editor Gardner then enthusiastic surprise and admiration told tbe staff that they were doing for th which high claas of stock very well and followed thla up with was exhlbltd at th show a few criticism on torn of the mem bert of th staff SHINES ItlTIIA A semi-periodic- well-know- n Mr Cooley ahowa hia broad gen lallty and aympathy In hia free dinners to the ataff and that they are appreciated la amply attested by th fart that the number present I almost alwaya one hundred percent WAR SAVINGS HEADQUARTERS Modern Barber Shop CARLISLE A GUDUUNDSON Proprietor 13 West Center Street CREAM SEPARATOR at 25 to 35 cents a pound a De Laval Formerly with buttter-fa- t Cream Separator saved $10 to per row per year over gravity aklmmlng Now with butter-fa- t selling at 50 to (0 cents a pound and even De Laval la doubled a with the saving higher If you have only two cowa and are selling cream or making butter a De Iaval will soon aave enough to pay for Itaelf With butter-fa- t at present prices you need a D Laval more than ever before and If you already have an Inferior or separator your rream loss with such a machine Is too big to he neglected Th heat cream separator you can get la the only machine you can afford to use these days and rreamerymen dairy authorities and tbe t335000 De Laval user all agree that the De Laval la the world's greatest rream saver They know from experience that the De Laval skim the closest last the longest and gives th best service til half-worn-o- ut Order your 1 Inal now and let It begin saving rream for you right away Hew the local le level agent or If ym don't ksnw him wrtle to the neareat le laial ofllrw a below THE 165 I)E Broadway New York mi lt LAVAL SEPARATOR CO 29 E Madison SftXVMMl DE LIVUJ4 IN DULY I HE St Chicago Room 508 Deseret Bank Building Salt Lake City J W FUNK Chairman Cache Clunty Richmond Utah GEORGE T ODELL Statte Director fur Utah ROY BULLEN and MARINER KCCIKS CAITAIN HENRY VISITORS ARK CORDIALLY INVITED D City Chairmen Logan Utah MOYLE Assistant Director for Utah TO HEADQUART ERS The Public are urged to invest their surplus funds and interest from Liberty Bonds in War Saving Stamps |