Show I I i STUDENT LIFE PAGE SIX - mi before it has accomplished any-- ! thing Be it resolved that the Freshman class extend its deepest sympathy to the Utah Agricultural College in this hour of bereavement We with the To the Seniors: It may seem presumptious College feel that we have susfor fieshmen to approach the tained a great loss majesty of the cap and gown THE LOST AUTO but we reverently remove our sandles while we stand upon Lying one day neath the auto this holy ground Sweating and soaked with We like your unostentatious oil manners very much You do not seem to be conscious of the I worked at a cranky engine And my only reward was vast fund of information you toil must have stored within the walls of your craniums I know not what I was saying Only a class with considerabAs I tinkered and wrenched le genius could have been so and tore successful with a circus We I doubt not ’twas something stamp the circus as the greatquite savage est achievement of the year It may be I even swore We trust that when you leave the environment of this insti- My patience gave out on that tution you will not apostatize engine from its ideals With a hammer I hit it a We leave the departing word thump with you that Labon left with That loose some jarred Jacob — Mizpah thingamadinkus And started it up at a jump To the Juniors: We make no apologies for Before one could twinkle an these-fewords eyelid We do not feel at all humiliBefore there was time for ated in doffing the green hat surprise to some things you have done That car tore away down the Your representatives on the dehighway And I lay glarng up at the bating teams were strong men You can justly be proud of your skies success with the Prom The gods have been kind un i sprang up and madly 1 followed to you but do not forget the But soon gave it up in disgust talents of the parable 1 or that runaway car quickly We wonder if the Buzzer will vanished be all hum and no honey In a thick snorting cyclone of In conversation you give utdust terance of great strength and N pride Remember the walls of I sought it in byways and Jericho fell hedges In SAUIIED TO THE MEMOHY OE highways and in busy I TO OUR UPPER I w And though I made thorough inquiries With never a trace did I C1W' liel COM E ANI) HE CONVINCED encourage students to take an interest in this infant in some Perhaps future sport Dr IJ G Titus will preexistence sent the winners of the prelimIn worlds far beyond mortal's inary games with silver medals ken These men are to represent I shall once more make search the school in the for that auto games But I doubt if I find it then Get busy and win the silver — Selected meadl meet Shortly Afterward RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT WHEREAS an Allwise Creator has deemed it necessary to the progress of the Utah Agricultural College and for fear of stagnation of all student body activities to remove from our midst the Sophmore class Whereas it seems almost unjust that this class should be WIN THE TENNIS MEDAL! taken from its mortal career Considerable enthusiasm is in evidence oyer the fact that tennis is rapidly assuming a prominent place in college athletics The latest developments S are the efforts being put forth to arrange an inter - colli-at- e schedule The following coiiihlmMl makes dear the reason leading schools will probably ivliy SPALDING S arc outfitters to enter: U A C U of U B whoso champions implement Y U and the B Y C innst he invariably right Write for a Frco Illustrated Preliminary games will bo Catalogue played here to select the men A 0 SPALDING & ltllOS who will defend our colors in 27 E 2nd S St Salt Laka Utah the games quality and ATI i When you can Buy for less at streets tin: sopiimoiie class Horn at Utah Agricultural September 2- - 10 lit Why pay more for your CLOTHING & SHOES S-FAC- TION inter-collegia- te To inter-collegia- te BASEBALL On April 1st the students were given a chance to judge our baseball team’s chances for success Ilyrum’s stars were over for a practice brought game with the collegians The pep and ginger of the college team was good to see and their batting brought excellent results The outcome of the game was never in doubt the final score being 11- in the A C’s favor The men who will probably -1 represent us in this C C C OUR STOCK QF FUR- NITURE CARPETS STOVES AND RANGES ARE ALWAYS COM-C PLETE LUNDSTROM Furniture & Carpet COMPANY are: Owen and Greener Perkins Mitcheii and c McDon- ald p Ilolmstead 1st b Jones 2nd b Rowe flrd b Johnson ss with Tanner Taylor and Stott in the outfield Several practice games have been arranged by Manager Nuttall and the way the team is rounding into form promises Utah and Provo a hard fight for the championship activity inter-- collegiate N |