Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE SIX THE FRESH OF FRESHIES First Night in Logan As the last Student Life was My devoted almost entirely to football I thought it best to omit in that' number my experiences with the Fresh of Freshies In this issue I am pleased to give my experiences as follows: The train had soon stopped at the Logan station and the young freshman in his flashy attire with three or four large bundles in his arms went stumbling and plowing his way through the crowded isle and stepped out among a large mass of people standing on the platform and somewhat suprized said: “By gee I never seen su much people wadded up in a bunch in all my life” Under some embarrassment I quietly nudged him and said: “Let us ride the street car up town” Apparently the young man had never rode except on horseback and he said : “Where is he ? Will he ride double? I tell yu that air pony of mine what I didn’t bring with me he don’t ride double when me and Bill tried it lots a times” “You misunderstand me I mean the street car that runs on a steel track” I got dizzy and fell down where centered their had eyes sengers I don’t guess they was steps upon us 1 till to“Electricity runs this car they’ll open that thing morrow” replied “Is that him whats got a This ended our conversation holt of them two handles?” and my next resaid the young man pointing to for that night port will deal principally with the motorman “No that man at which you securing a boarding place and are pointing is the motorman” registuring at the A C “If he’s the boaterman where A STUDENT is elasticity?” “Friend you do not under- OUR NEW MENUE stand me” AT THE CAFETERIA “No by gee I don’t guess I do” HATS “I said motorman not boatSoft or Hard Boiled man and electricity instead of COLLARS ” elasticity and besides — Straight up or Turned over But the young man interruptRed Neckties with ing said: “I kan’t distinguish-men- t Calves Brains between them there Boiled Shirts with words what yu say just like Scrambled Celluloid each other but yu don’t mean Collars like each other” Boiled Eggs on “You shall understand elecShirt Front tricity better after you have taken a course in physics under CIRCUS IX TIIE GREATEST the direction of Dr West” TOWN “By gee that’s a funny name The Thatcher Music he must be a seedy guy” We soon secured a room at a hotel and my companion wrote a letter to his folks at home but neither of us had a stamp and he went down town to purchase some and mail his letter He soon noticed a sign which read as follows: “All kinds of stamping done here” and boastfully walked in and began saysome ing: “I want to get don’t misunder“Mabie stand yu kuz I never seen a horse what’s got that kind a name before and I never seen one what runs on steel tacks stamps uv yu?” “What kind of stamps” said All our horses runs on roads” clerk the “Come let me show you a I street car” I no sooner saw the car than he said pointing his finger and stretching his arm full length: “Look at that funny house made out uv window lights and yellar slabs and got lots of lamps in Who lives there?” ‘‘That is a street car about which we have been talking” “By gee it hain’t no house is it Who lives in it?” “No one lives in it” “Its got somebody in now” “Yes and we shall soon be there also step in” “Don’t yu got to knock first?” “No step forward” “Yu mean step in the house don’t yu?” “I mean into the car” “In the street car yu mean?” “Yes into the street car” We were soon comfortably seated in the center of the car when the young man said: “Now what’s yu goin’ to do?” “Be patient and we shall soon be moving toward town” “Hain’t even hooked up yet” “What do you mean when you say they haven’t hooked up yet?” “I mean they hain’t hitched the horses on” “My dear friend they do not uso horses on street cars” “Do they got to push it?” By this time all the seats in the front half of the car had ben reversed and all the pas- - customer a paper saying “This is the ordinary size business Taper which letter heads are most commonly stamped on will you head?” the letter design (The Rexall Transfer Man) Calls Answered Promptly Phone 51 — “The Rexall Store” Phone 456 W— Residence Prices Reasonable LOGAN UTAH 4 4 4 4 4 4 4444444444444 MURDOCKS For Fine Candies Ice Cream Sherbetts And GOOD SERVICE SOCIETY CLUB FRATERNITY PRINTING IN THE HIGHEST STYLE OF TnE ART ALWAYS BAUER I’OOLE SCHILLER and BACHMAN PIANOS J P Smith A Complete Line of Sheet Music Music flags and Victrola Records & Son Promptness Our Hobby GIVE US A TRIAL attention Given to the Scientific Fitting of Glasses Special “Do you mean you want some letter heads stamped?” “Yes I want some stamps what’s got heads on for let- At this the clerk handed his E 39 South Main Street LOGAN UTAH 1 CURRELL 4 Company “Letter stamps” ter” WILLIAM - l- 0 Frank Reynolds M D Practice Limited to Eye Ear Nose and Throat Office Hours: 9 OFFICE IN ARIMO BLOCK to 12 a m 2 to 6 p m At last we have a “No I’ve got it signed” And pulling an envelope out of his pocket continued saying “Hear ’tis all I’m waitin for is a stamp to put on the corner uv razor good enough to Guarantee for Life it” ‘ Oh I understand postage stamps” you want wan to get some postoffice stamps what yu put on letters when home yu send cm y® Vas &!ven the stamps and walked directly to the post-offic- e to mail his letter When he returned to the hotel I said: “Did you succeed in mailing your letter?” Shumate’s Tungsten $275 and chapes to any face ard adapted to any Sizes fit beard ’ o Cache Valley Drug Co r 79 N Main Logan Ladies’ and Men’s Suits Made to Order ALL WORK GUARANTEED “By gee no they got one uv the funniest things over there in that postoffice what I ever seen right where the door is I pushed on it and it went around and I went between two glass windows It went around lots a times and I couldn’t out kuz there was a window get in' front uv me all the time Then FRED MARWEDEL CUSTOM North Main Street TAILOR Up Stairs CLEANING AND PRESSING LOGAN Opposito Tabernacla at reasonable prices UTAH |