Show dim jotes a consideration but of the three the least important The subject of this lecture we think concerns every stuFRESHIES ARE CLASS CHAMPS dent in the institution and we hope to have as hearty an atTalk about real football am tendance to those which are to be stubborn playing The game had given in the future as we at this one Tuesday between the Seniors and Freshies for class chamThe “Grafters” hold their all this and more opening session one week from pionship was Injured men was the order o: this evening at Murdock’s All the game Subs were used free- Hort students are expected to ly and “Time out” was the of attend Bring your most conrepeated cry The game was hard fought at all stages and the final result showed not so much the superiorority of the victors as it did the lack o:i training on the part of the defeated who were weakened in the last quarter after having held the Freshies to one lone genial smile and come prepared to have a good time Neighbor: Do you like your little sister? Willie: Yes but I’d rather have a brother Neighbor: Well why dont Willie Rose Sat on a tack Willie Rose Welcome C C C C the touch downs were made on fumbles but the bes team came out ahead and we can be proud of our Freshmen bunch There is some good material for the first team next year Kapple and Judd starred piration? Freshie: Well TIRELESS TOILERS FOR TRADE The Right Goods ARIMO BLOCK actly explain it but I’m trans- piring now Dr: Yes Freshie hearing Dr Titus talking to himself as he wTent along the hall: “Gee I’ll bet he’s practicing upon his college yells” Your Selection “Mamma why are we always poor? “I suppose its the Lord’s will” I uM Vera : ast night How dared he? Vera: He didn’t I dared lim Either assortment for limited time sent postpaid for 50 cents ftnd five stamps to cover shlp-ln- g costs Write us for prices before placing orders for felt novelties °f all Kinds N Payson after taking off his new swimming cap “This thing wet my head all over except a round spot about two inches square The Gem City Novelty Co 8423 Bittner Street Dayton Ohio Richards on (Loud Sock Dav) haven’t any loud socks so I’ll go without I guess that will be loud enough proper colors blems with colored the Difference Between the em- yg: and other Cream Separators IT DOESN’T TAKE AN EXPERT THE MAN WHO TAKES EVEN the first step indicated in seeknowledge of mechanics or a ‘ ing for himself the difference long working test to tell the between the De Laval and othdifference between the De Laer cream separators doesn’t put val and other cream separators his money Into any :9ther maON THE CONTRARY WITH A chine one time in a ’thousand 1914 De Laval machine placed THE COMPARATIVELY beside any other separator the FEW difference Is apparent at first buyers of other separators are those who merely read printed sight to the man who never matter claims or listen to the saw a separator before FIVE TAKE argument of some dealer workIF HE WILL THEN ing for a commission and who minutes to compare the separdo not think It worth while to the construction ating bowl see the difference for them-selvof the finish and material size particularly working parts THE WISE BUYER OF A those subject to w’ear and tacream separator today does see to be occasionally quiring this difference when buying his ken apart and put together first separator while the unthe manner of oiling and evwise or careless one usually the enters into which erything finds it w’orth while to do so a of construction and design when he comes to buy a second durable a as simple separator cream separator a year or two machine he will still further ater see the difference D E FAR-tliEVERY LAVAL AGENT er IF HE WILL GO A STEP considers it a privilege to show and turn the cranks of the the difference between the De two machines side by side for Laval and other separators and runhalf an hour particularly to afford every prospective buythe ning milk or water through er the opportunity to try out more bowl he will see still and prove the difference to his own satisfaction if on first exAND IF HE WILL TAKE THE amination he feels the slightest as home every two machines doubt about to it be will De Laval agent glad THAT'S THE REASON WHY run them and do him have four use out of five are buyin buyers side side by practical De Laval the Cream and ing one De Laval the Separators day iu 1914 and why the use of other machine the next for a I)o Laval machines will before couple of weeks he will see long be nearly as universal ca still greater difference In ev- the farm as already la the cream Into enters that erythlng and milk plant ura and creamery separator practicability of power or factory separator usefulness dlf-feren- Glenn tried to kiss me our best quality In their All of LOGAN es just think the Lord should make out another will” PENNANTS Size 12x30 —I Any Leading Colleges of - that green Prof : Now isn’t that enough “Well The Riflht Prices r? I believe you’re 5 PRINCETON CORNELL MICHIGAN Each 7 in x 21 in Ai Fonncsbeck Knitting Works I can’t ex other courses which we are Etta in Sorority room: “Gee able to get at this institution kids I dreamed last night that The third of course would be I had eloped with Homer Christensen and when I woke up he was carrying me on his shoulder through Hyrum” For Your Den Reautlful College Pennants VALE and HARVARD Each 0 in x 24 in We bid you welcome to our City Your College Home We hope the year of 1914-1- 5 will prove a Successful year To the full of all Success means in your you change her? portant than whether Olof here is 999997 or 999997 hairs (Continued from page one) high Which are you Olof? must one credit unquestioned Olof with a grin: Six of possess the three combined Un- one and a half a dozen of the der the second division a great other I guess 5 U A C Welcome Thatcher Clothing Co T deal of importance was placed one ones knowledge of accounting i e if a manager of a business his judgment which of course would greatly be determined by his knowledge of economic conditions law and Students of the ITS UP TO YOU TO MAKE IT SO We wonder if there is any- explanation to form some sort of concrete idea into your head? thing in the rumor that the Freshie: No sir! I don’t Seniors are to treat their conseem to get those ideas into my querors to a party concrete head Utah’s Credit Man Delivers Prof: This is no more imValuable Lecture two-cla- ss What’s their trouble? Swollen heads COLLEGE WORK And also in your SPORTS tonch down for the first three Willie: Oh its too late we’ve touch downs Three had her a week and she’s been periods were made during the game laundered every day — Ex giving the lower classmen a 20 to 0 victory over the Seniors Dr Harris: What is transTwo of Little Freshies sick in bed May: ce The DE LAVAL SEPARATOR COLIANYP ( 1 £3 E MxdLcon EL Chicago 103 Broadway New York THIS WOULD OVE3 LOCAL AGENCIES 00000 BRANCHES AND t |