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W omen's Authorized Gymnasium Shoes 02 Indorsed by you Physical Instructor Miss Mary Johnson HOWELL-CARDO- N We Give S & i M COMPANY 02 I H Green Trading Stamps 3v At the entrance to committee to formulate rules to in to Dover Why LONDON Munich Dresden and in Berlin the harbor were 7 men of war govern the use of the tennis the last week in July the natives and 10 torpedo boats and several courts and to submit the rules There surely must be still didn’t go to bed at all they were airships overhead We expected to the Executive committee for some students at the A C who so excited They gave them- to be undermined at any mo- approval Passed remember Ray Curtis ’ll A selves up entirely to imbibing ment staunch strenuous soul a prod- beer and singing patriotic songs Curtis: How much happier uct of the Commercial depart- The enthusiasm was so conta- you would have been if you ment he was noted for his gious that I douldn’t help join had spent your summer in Lod C TROTMAN Prof round face his ing in the latter diversion gan! puzzled expression and a wil though it reminded me of my The Prof: Put it there old SHOES ELECTRICALLY RElingness to work that aimec classes so much it made me horse I shall never budge again PAIRED WHILE YOU WAIT even at the mastery of wha homesick Every 40 North 1st West the from Cache Valley evening FREE DELIVERY Mark Twain calls the awfu newspapers scattered free ex German language It was in tras and the emperor would apMINUTES his kismet to use it later in the pear before the and talk palace mission field Last August he rot to the populace Every one Student Rody Executive Committee met an A C professor in the told me a great Meeting September 2d 1014 European war lobby of the Savoy Hotel in Lon- was coming But all the same For don and the following conver- I checked Coach Teetzel presented the my trunk on August sation took place: 1st from Berlin to Paris and I following football schedule for Fine Candies Ice Curtis: Hello Prof you never expect to see it again It the approval of the committee: Oct 17 — Montana A C here contained my little all A poor staying at this hotel? Cream Sherbetts The Prof: How little you thing but mine own (Contract not signed yet) Oct 24 — Gonzaga at Spokane know my pocket book! Even Curtis: Fasten yourself toAnd my large salary would vanish in gether as the Germans say They have made a guarantee of a week if I were to put up at professor and tell me the rest $55000 GOOD SERVICE a hostelry like this I am simpThe Prof: Naturally I tried Oct 30 — University of Monly one of the 100000 stranded to follow my trunk But it was tana at Missoula The American tourists who come lard to get a train as they were from Missoula to Spokane trip will SOCIETY daily to the American head- all busy carrying soldiers to the cost approximately $17100 CLUR in here — 7 the ront Nov quarters Three times I was hope that University of Wyo because I didn’t have a ming here They will come for FRATERNITY they can get some sailing accommodations within three passport The German officers a $40000 guarantee months What are you doing would rip open my bag pull out Nov 14 — Colorado A C here? Why aren’t you in Ger- my pajamas and here papers and Nov 82— U of U at Salt many teaching the natives the demand explanations for the arts of peace along with other idiculous objects Lake The last ALWAYS IN THE HIGHEST ime they turned me over to the things? Motion made by Dr Thomas STYLE OF THE ART Curtis: You needn’t blame city jail and told me I would that the schedule be passed as me for the war I never had the have to stay ’till the end of the read with the exception that the & Kaiser’s ear or he might have war I thought of Logan so Montana Aggies be made to live heard some home truths couch- ar away but didn’t break up to some rules as set by the Promptness Our I lobby ed in language that is unbecom- - down Fortunately the jailor coach and the College Athletic ing to a missionary I’m just was a kind fatherly man and committee Adopted hanging around London wait- after he had rummaged in my ing for my boat to sail I fin- bag for two hours he came to the STUDENT BODY EXECUished mv mission in July and conclusion that I was a pure TIVE COMMITTEE For Your Den was to have sailed from Bre- bred neutral American and let MEETNG men early in August but you me go Reaiitiful College Pennants know the German boats don’t Curtis: Gee Prof you were 30 1914 YALE ami HARVARD September dare venture out of the harbor a lucky dog Each O In x 21 in Moved by Dr Thomas that So I had to come to London The Prof: Miss Goldie Fox be made secrePRINCETON CORNELL Nicht Did you have anv dilficulty in That was on the frontierwahr! MICHIGAN near tary of the Student Body PassMetz getting over to England? Little by little I worked ed Each 7 in x 21 in The Prof: Did I! I arriv my way up into Belgium and I)r Thomas made the motion PE N N A N TS Sle 12'1() — I ed in London with the clothes on over to England thro Mr that E passing J Kirkham be nomAny Leading Colleges of my back and a hand bag con- Liege the day before the fight- inated Cheer Your Selection Leader Passed taining nothing but a pair of ing began Mr Coburn made the motion All of our best and a payjamas a tooth-brus- h Curtis: How did you get to that Coach Teetzel be authorizquality in their lot of receipted bills And the England? colors with colored emproper ed to bring the Ogden blems Let els were so crowded that I The Prof: I took the last School football team to High Either assortment for limited Logan time had as much trouble in getting boat over sent postpaid for 50 cents for from a Ostende game with our team and five People located as an A C freshman on stamps to cover shillboard were as thick as flics Passed does in September costs ing You couldn’t wipe your nose W rite us for Dr Titus made the motion prices before Curtis:- - Poor Professor! My without inelbow sticking orders placing for your that felt novelties complimentary passes be heart bleeds for you How did to some one And the f all Kinds stories to the same list of names you happen to be so destitute? the fugitives told! All had lost given as last The Gem City Novelty Co year Passed The Prof: It was all my their luggage and had had many Mr Coburn made the motion own fault I didn’t believe the their automobiles 8423 liittner Street confiscated It Mr that Dr Titus war was coming though there was a warlike Carrington Dayton Ohio sight as we came and Miss Johnson be made a A GERMAN ENCOUNTER IN were signs enough Landis Shoe Shop good-nature- MURDOCKS ar-est- ed PRINTING J P 5 Smith Son 5 |